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TopicHow do YOU fuck?
MonkeySee
10/30/18 10:53:24 PM
#40
Hypothetically.
TopicI have an awful voice, a lisp, and no singing talent. Give me songs to sing.
MonkeySee
10/30/18 10:03:26 PM
#37
Pirate_Harris posted...
Bye bye bye By Nsync

Never mind

https://vocaroo.com/i/s11vs3t4ZaOm

Bonus JT: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wwLYEyxbcz

frogman_295 posted...
started cracking up and closed tab after first "oh lord"

well done.

frogman_295, someday when I'm a world-famous pop star, you'll be able to say you knew me when I was just MonkeySee from gamefaqs.gamespot.com
TopicI have an awful voice, a lisp, and no singing talent. Give me songs to sing.
MonkeySee
10/30/18 9:35:23 PM
#33
Pirate_Harris posted...
Fine fine

In the air tonight by Phil Collins

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0wIcYRog0PM

Eh. I wish I could borrow Phil Collins' vocal effects (and drums) to hide my voice a little. I think this sucks almost exactly as much as you would expect it to. Not one whit more or less.
TopicI have an awful voice, a lisp, and no singing talent. Give me songs to sing.
MonkeySee
10/30/18 9:01:35 PM
#30
Superlinkbro posted...

https://vocaroo.com/i/s09o9LNSOl5L

Pirate_Harris posted...
Out of touch by hall and Oates

I'm sorry man, we're just not connecting musically. I don't know these songs. I have enough trouble singing songs that I know, ffs.

TiamatLover posted...
MonkeySee posted...
TiamatLover posted...
Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up"

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1itmK28WhN8

If I must.


Not as bad as your topic title lead me to believe. Biggest issue is the timing being a bit off.

I've been ashamed of my voice all my life so I've tried to avoid even talking, let alone singing. Recently I've been trying to be less self-conscious and do some practicing, because it's a shame to waste the instrument you've been given. I'm not holding my breath for ever being anything worth listening to, but I like to think if I practice enough that I can bring myself up to some sort of competence eventually. And it feels nice to let loose and not care what people think. Cathartic, kinda.

Houston posted...
Nice! You nailed it at the end when you sang "been waiting alll my liiifeee"

Haha yeah, I probably should have done a few more takes to do a little better on the verse, but I was excited about that. Was expecting the falsetto to be far more embarrassing, not the highlight. Thanks for the kind words.
TopicI have an awful voice, a lisp, and no singing talent. Give me songs to sing.
MonkeySee
10/30/18 8:41:44 PM
#25
YookaLaylee posted...
MonkeySee posted...
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Santeria [Sublime]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LFbRTXiMjN

Ouch. I knew the song, but I realized I didn't actually know a bunch of the words. Tried using Google for lyrics, but it still didn't sound right. Too lazy to try a third take. Sublime successfully butchered.

YookaLaylee posted...

Sorry to deprive you of the pleasure of listening to me massacre Whitney Houston, but I'm uncultured enough not to know this song. And lazy enough not to bother trying to learn it only to use it to make a fool of myself.

How about this instead? lol

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jSvhdfklJg
Well, I guess at least it's not Christina Aguilera.
TopicI have an awful voice, a lisp, and no singing talent. Give me songs to sing.
MonkeySee
10/30/18 8:24:20 PM
#24
Houston posted...
I Knew I Loved You by Savage Garden

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1cP1PCoj5sI

Loved Savage Garden back in the day. Been a long time since I've heard that song.
TopicI have an awful voice, a lisp, and no singing talent. Give me songs to sing.
MonkeySee
10/30/18 8:10:44 PM
#18
TiamatLover posted...
Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up"

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1itmK28WhN8

If I must.
TopicI have an awful voice, a lisp, and no singing talent. Give me songs to sing.
MonkeySee
10/30/18 7:55:21 PM
#15
Vicious_Dios posted...
My heart will go on - Celine Dion

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UMlAMU71RR

You found my natural nemeses. The letter "s", and of course singing.
TopicI have an awful voice, a lisp, and no singing talent. Give me songs to sing.
MonkeySee
10/30/18 7:19:29 PM
#11
Metua posted...
Under Pressure

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0mzRIiZkSBB

Ugh.
TopicI have an awful voice, a lisp, and no singing talent. Give me songs to sing.
MonkeySee
10/30/18 7:00:57 PM
#7
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Santeria [Sublime]

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LFbRTXiMjN

Ouch. I knew the song, but I realized I didn't actually know a bunch of the words. Tried using Google for lyrics, but it still didn't sound right. Too lazy to try a third take. Sublime successfully butchered.

YookaLaylee posted...

Sorry to deprive you of the pleasure of listening to me massacre Whitney Houston, but I'm uncultured enough not to know this song. And lazy enough not to bother trying to learn it only to use it to make a fool of myself.
TopicI have an awful voice, a lisp, and no singing talent. Give me songs to sing.
MonkeySee
10/30/18 6:18:24 PM
#1
If I know them, I'll give it a shot. With all the passion I can muster.
TopicHave you ever had a meltdown on CE?
MonkeySee
10/30/18 5:48:54 PM
#12
No, but I want to.
TopicIf you review video games (FOR A LIVING) you should be required to 100% the game
MonkeySee
10/30/18 5:34:33 PM
#3
FOR A LlVING
TopicWhat would convince you to go to a mass CE meetup?
MonkeySee
10/30/18 5:18:37 PM
#36
P4wn4g3 posted...
matty_s posted...
Yall can come to my house and watch porn on my 65 inch 4K Tv

that would be awkward

Any CE meetup would be awkward. Go big or go home.
TopicWhat would convince you to go to a mass CE meetup?
MonkeySee
10/30/18 5:13:57 PM
#30
Everyone please meet me in British Columbia at 3 PM on Thursday.
TopicWhat would convince you to go to a mass CE meetup?
MonkeySee
10/30/18 5:07:39 PM
#28
Complete_Idi0t posted...
If Hermione was there
TopicWhat would convince you to go to a mass CE meetup?
MonkeySee
10/30/18 4:57:41 PM
#20
Yeah, I want to meet up with my buddies EndOfDiscOne, UltraDeku, and LastTomorrow.

...

tfw you have no friends you want to meet
TopicWhat would convince you to go to a mass CE meetup?
MonkeySee
10/30/18 4:46:07 PM
#4
Carlbertomfg posted...
Geographical convenience.
TopicI feel great thanks to working out lately.
MonkeySee
10/30/18 12:44:10 PM
#22
Wow, I didn't know EdgeMaster has a degree in biomedical sciences.
TopicThis board is full of negative vibes..
MonkeySee
10/30/18 12:05:10 PM
#9
Veggeta X posted...
Have we figured out whose alt this is yet? If it's Hoth's wouldn't it be banned by now?

Yeah, it's ImTheMacheteGuy.
TopicWhat do when you're talking and everyone expects you to keep talking
MonkeySee
10/30/18 10:52:08 AM
#5
DevsBro posted...
MonkeySee posted...
Don't talk in the first place. Just stare at them with vacant, dead eyes. That's what I do, and nobody expects anything from me.

MonkeyDo

God forbid.
TopicWhat do when you're talking and everyone expects you to keep talking
MonkeySee
10/30/18 10:43:09 AM
#2
Don't talk in the first place. Just stare at them with vacant, dead eyes. That's what I do, and nobody expects anything from me.
TopicWhat is actually fucking WRONG with the game boards?
MonkeySee
10/27/18 2:32:01 AM
#98
Veggeta X posted...
Yeah that's what I thought. Don't start nothing won't be nothing.

You've been here over 18 years now. Isn't it sad to think that your account is more of an adult than you are?
TopicIn search of applicants for the International CE Singing Tournament
MonkeySee
10/25/18 10:16:02 AM
#7
Yeah, this was a bust. I wanted to hear such luminaries as ssj3vegeta2, Darkman124, Veggeta X, SSJGrimReaper, and Bullet_Wing show us their chops. I'm so disappointed.
TopicIn search of applicants for the International CE Singing Tournament
MonkeySee
10/24/18 11:28:34 PM
#5
Learning posted...
Ain't nobody trying to get roasted for $100 lmao. Maybe add another 0 and you might get bites

Roasted? I think it would do people a world of good to be less self-conscious and more open to trying new things. Nearly everyone likes music, and nearly everyone has the ability to make it. I would do my best to make it a supportive environment to encourage people to share their passion. This place is filled to the brim with introverts who struggle to express themselves. What better way to do that than the cathartic release of emotion in music? I was worried it would be too lame, but I think it would be fun if people gave it a chance.

Zerox7152 posted...
Dis me


Really? You sound pretty talented. I think you would be a top contender. I was hoping to get 16+ to start it, though that hope is fading.
TopicIn search of applicants for the International CE Singing Tournament
MonkeySee
10/24/18 11:09:40 PM
#2
Not a single one even with a $100 prize? That's a shame.
TopicIn search of applicants for the International CE Singing Tournament
MonkeySee
10/24/18 10:36:53 PM
#1
For all of you with a dream or a voice, both, or neither, this is your opportunity to dazzle your fellow CEers with your talent. I will be holding a tournament wherein those gutsy enough to put themselves out there will compete with each other in a series of a capella songs. All voting will be done by CE, and the winner will take home a life-changing $100 in addition to the adulation of an adoring public. Come one, come all, and shine on the brightest of stages!
TopicA free Nintendo Switch, or a free chocolate bar?
MonkeySee
10/24/18 10:41:58 AM
#38
Omnislasher posted...
MonkeySee posted...
I'd love a Switch. Anyone ITT who regrets having a Switch can feel free to give theirs to me.


ill buy it off them

I will too. Starting offer is two chocolate bars.
TopicA free Nintendo Switch, or a free chocolate bar?
MonkeySee
10/24/18 9:45:48 AM
#33
I'd love a Switch. Anyone ITT who regrets having a Switch can feel free to give theirs to me.
TopicHaving an emotionally abusive parent is gr8
MonkeySee
10/23/18 10:30:10 PM
#9
In retrospect, I think that was an awkward question.
TopicThere aren't any topics on CE that speak to me
MonkeySee
10/23/18 10:16:18 PM
#4
FairyLeviathan posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77125596

And if you'll look to the left you'll see a CE user claiming that sports should not be gender segregated

Nah, this doesn't catch my interest either. I don't know enough about physiology to determine whether said cyclist has any kind of natural advantage by virtue of being trans, and I can't force myself to care enough to try to educate myself. Or think about the murkier issues of 'fairness' and 'level playing fields' when everyone is born with different capacities and potential. It just makes me tired.
TopicThere aren't any topics on CE that speak to me
MonkeySee
10/23/18 10:05:23 PM
#1
It feels like they're getting rarer and rarer. I think there was a time I could come on and see 5-10 topics immediately that I wanted to post in. Wasn't there a time like that? Maybe my mind's just playing tricks on me.
Topicwho the hell is tiamat
MonkeySee
10/23/18 7:07:49 PM
#11
This is such a golfer meme this guy's trying to push.
TopicPost your voice..
MonkeySee
10/23/18 6:02:36 PM
#117
Ryetoast posted...
MonkeySee posted...

These are fighting words, Ryetoast. Are you challenging me to a karaoke contest? I accept.


https://clyp.it/iqjrdi0o?token=2f925d5c67e843723598158b0c10e2fc

Pity. I thought it would be funny and cheer you up a little when I revealed that I have the worst voice here and sound like a dying frog.
TopicPost your voice..
MonkeySee
10/23/18 3:56:11 PM
#99
Ryetoast posted...
https://clyp.it/aebfzyna?token=44a3894cdb68eafed720b7c025368d77

These are fighting words, Ryetoast. Are you challenging me to a karaoke contest? I accept.
TopicPost your voice..
MonkeySee
10/23/18 3:16:34 PM
#85
Rating the voices in this topic.

Ryetoast: 5
Average. I wouldn't pay much attention to this voice, and will forget it very quickly.

FF_Redux: 6.5
A pleasant, melodic voice. The kind of voice that loves to hear itself talk.

GregShmedley: 3.5
Sounds like a voice that needs to lose some weight. One that's accustomed to yelling and swearing. Kind of a mean, unfriendly voice.

Flockaveli: 5.5
Sounds like a voice that keeps to itself. A little slow, like the tongue is used to being tied. Sounds like a voice that needs to be drunk to let loose.

_Lyonidias: 5
Honestly, it sounds a little like a child's voice. A voice people might struggle to take seriously. Not displeasing despite the high tones. I want to hear what your singing voice sounds like.

sleepysausage: 7
A bit nasally, but not in a bad way. It pairs with the accent well. I like this voice.

nevershine: 8.5
A top-notch voice. Very rich and suave.

Popcorn_Fairy: 6.5
I like it, and I like listening to you sing. I like the low vibrato.

SSJCAT: 4.5
The kind of voice that often threatens to trail off into nothing mid-sentence, like the sun going behind the clouds.

Drpooplol: 4
I'm on the fence about your voice, but I liked your rendition of the monologue.

Serious Cat: 5.5
A nice, soothing cadence. A little too Thermitey for my tastes, but it's not so bad when it's a touch more restrained.

SableWolfAngel: 4.5
Yeah, there's definitely some nasal twang there. You sound more like a Nancy to me. Your voice makes you sound a little frumpy and prim IMO, which makes me laugh because that's not a way I would have characterized you before.

Leanaunfurled: 4
I hope you don't raise your voice too often. You have a tone that could cut right through some eardrums if you started screeching. It's not so bad in quiet, ordinary talk.

Aeriis: 5
A bit breathy and tentative. Your voice sounds like it gets startled by shadows and blown around by the wind. Let's hear you plant your feet, take a deep breath, and give us a bellow!

Pancake: 6.5
I feel like Drpooplol was more in character. I wasn't feeling the auctioneer angle quite so much. Your voice, on the other hand, goes well with the scratchiness of the recording. You sound like you're coming straight from the 1950s.
Topicce, do you have ANXIETY?
MonkeySee
10/23/18 12:15:09 PM
#20
I'm not sure, I guess. I have a hard time interacting with people and it's easier to just avoid it. But I get paranoid and defensive about the idea that there's something wrong with me, so I prefer not to think about it much. I'm getting a little better about it as I force myself.
Topicaks me anythin
MonkeySee
10/23/18 10:56:18 AM
#7
What's the worst moderation you've ever made?
TopicDisingenuous.
MonkeySee
10/23/18 9:54:41 AM
#39
This might be one of the most relentlessly boring gimmicks I've ever seen anywhere.
TopicHave you deeded TODAY?
MonkeySee
10/22/18 10:31:18 PM
#62
SableWolfAngel posted...
MonkeySee posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
GoriIIa posted...
deeding as a girl is like doing your taxes on your own

you can do it on your own but theres so many people thatd love to do it for you


Then it wouldn't be deeding, it would be some kind of sex. Sometimes we just want to do it ourselves without being pawed at or pinched or rubbed funny, ya know?

Meanwhile being pawed at or pinched or rubbed funny is my fondest dream. It's not fair.


Then bed a guy...? They're handsy and not too delicate sometimes so you'll get all the pinching and tweaking you want!

I can't even bed a mattress.
TopicHave you deeded TODAY?
MonkeySee
10/22/18 10:09:59 PM
#59
SableWolfAngel posted...
GoriIIa posted...
deeding as a girl is like doing your taxes on your own

you can do it on your own but theres so many people thatd love to do it for you


Then it wouldn't be deeding, it would be some kind of sex. Sometimes we just want to do it ourselves without being pawed at or pinched or rubbed funny, ya know?

Meanwhile being pawed at or pinched or rubbed funny is my fondest dream. It's not fair.
TopicTheres a transgender person at my work, MtF, but she doesn't dress feminine
MonkeySee
10/22/18 10:04:18 PM
#11
tamashiini posted...
She can look as feminine or masculine as she wants, whatever she feels comfortable with. What's it to you?

Everything. Plot twist: thread is about TC, who is trying to come to terms with her identity and find validation and support.
TopicHave you deeded TODAY?
MonkeySee
10/22/18 9:57:57 PM
#56
Yes, twice. I try to keep it to once, but I've been extra horny lately. I think it's because of a co-worker who uses any excuse (or none at all) to touch or brush up against me. I don't think I even find her attractive, but it still gets me all a-flutter. I wish I could find a better way to release these hormones. What do normal people do?
TopicIf this topic gets to 500 posts, every poster ITT has to give me $5
MonkeySee
10/21/18 9:31:18 PM
#1
Let's do this.
TopicHas a CEgal or a cute gay CEman ever hit on/flirted with you?
MonkeySee
10/17/18 12:38:17 PM
#35
DarthGravid posted...
Ilishe posted...
DarthGravid posted...
Yes. This is my account, but my wife types for me quite a bit of the time, and sometimes adds her own comments. This is common knowledge, however a certain nameless CEGal sent a very forward, graphic, PM to me, and my wife read it before I saw it, and flipped the hell out. That's why I disappeared for a few weeks.


Huh

Tell us more


I didn't get to read it. All I know is that my wife came running into the room screaming at me about "that slut" and "who does she think she is" and then threw my phone at the wall. She wont tell me who it was. She's normally open to this sort of thing, so whoever sent it must have said something she really didn't like.

So 90% odds that it was either edededdy or hey?
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