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TopicThe truth about me and schmen
MightBeOverSoon
04/07/23 12:22:38 PM
#2
I'm not seeing a scenario in which this doesn't end up deleted, and probably me banned, so...

later nerds! Smell my ass!
TopicThe truth about me and schmen
MightBeOverSoon
04/07/23 12:22:17 PM
#1
Also, the story of how I became a felon!
The simple answer to how it all went wrong was infidelity.

The whole thing is just so shameful it makes me sick. I spent more than half of my life with this man. We have a kid. We built a life. And to throw it all away like that is just stupid.
My health is failing. Im mean, and Im bitter, and all of it may be justified or not, but a promise is a promise, right? So long as you are still together, cheating is cheating right? Its not really an excuse. Or at least not a good one.

I can be very cruel. Its not like I ever hit anyone, but its also not like that made everything okay. Schmen could take it. As far as I could tell he got off on it. Some guys just like mean bitches who constantly berate them, but knowing deep down that they really care about you. I think the weebs call it tsundere? Yeah. I am tsundere.

I think Rein is where he drew the line, and rightly so. Thats where things changed. Its not like it started this way. When she was young, I was good to her. God knows I never WANTED to constantly lash out at everyone. I remember when I got to be an able bodied, budding young lady. Frankly Im fucking jealous of her. Despite having more than most people, I think Im jealous of everyone.

Like, she tells me how she really likes how a swimsuit makes her look, and rather than agreeing and complimenting her, I tell her maybe it doesnt look as good as you think.

That devastated look she gave me will live with me forever.

Reins new tutor was a hot, tight, twenty-something-looking, woman. Schmen smiles when she comes into the room, and he is always finding stupid excuses for physical contact, and she giggles and shit, and Im expected to just not notice and do nothing about it? Idiot used to tell me all the time how devoted he was and now hes just silent most of the time around me. Even my daughter likes her better than me.

SO, I started looking for a new physical therapist, and you know goddamn well I went for another big dumb gorilla because hnnnngh. The fucked-up part is that it doesnt seem to make him jealous. As if he was just happy that I was going to move on too. One day, shit is all obviously coming to a head. Im downstairs in the gym stretching, Rein is at her grandparents, and her tutor just conveniently forgets and shows up at the wrong house? And naturally rather than sending her to do her fucking job Schmen invites her in for a drink. Rather than tackling my new therapist and just going at it then and there to see if anything would make him care, or make him jealous (which was my original plan)

I flew into a rage. I grabbed one of my little three-pound weights and ran upstairs and just started swinging.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, She said youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought Nah, forget it, Yo homes to bel air! I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby Yo homes, smell ya later!
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne, as the prince of bel air.

Sorry everybody. Schmen and I are soulmates, and we belong together forever. Whole thing was a load of shit. I had fun. Did you? Seems like such a rare thing for anything fun to happen anymore.
Topic"Republicans support freedom of speech!"
MightBeOverSoon
04/07/23 11:03:52 AM
#9
As a nonvoting felon, I can only sit back and laugh at the state of modern political discourse.
TopicWho is your favourite Vampire Survivor?
MightBeOverSoon
04/07/23 9:24:47 AM
#7
Panda is best

really any of the +projectiles are good, but panda is best
Topicso who's gonna be watchin the new mariovie today
MightBeOverSoon
04/07/23 9:24:04 AM
#31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYG3unYlI9w
TopicI just found out today that H.P. Lovecraft's full name is
MightBeOverSoon
04/06/23 11:25:58 AM
#26
keyblader1985 posted...
Notorious Botorious Iotorious Gotorious

Ok I take it back. This may be the actual peak.

I don't know why, but I'm over here witch cackling
TopicI just found out today that H.P. Lovecraft's full name is
MightBeOverSoon
04/06/23 10:39:09 AM
#22
I feel like Bong Dong Wong is probably where this peaks
TopicI just found out today that H.P. Lovecraft's full name is
MightBeOverSoon
04/06/23 7:11:36 AM
#18
FrozenBananas posted...
Did you know that JK Simmons real name is Jimmons Kimmons Simmons?

Crazy. Did you know that CS Lewis' name is Cewis Sewis Lewis?

I wonder if his parents planned that
TopicI just found out today that H.P. Lovecraft's full name is
MightBeOverSoon
04/06/23 12:55:30 AM
#12
Lokarin posted...
Oimpson Jimpson Simpson

Crazy

Did you know that JK Rowling full name is Jowling Kowling Rowling?

I wonder if her parents planned that
TopicI just found out today that H.P. Lovecraft's full name is
MightBeOverSoon
04/06/23 12:54:16 AM
#11
GameLord113 posted...
Another weird one is that B.J Novaks full name is Bovak Jovak Novak. Crazy coincidence.

Crazy.

Did you know that BD Wongs name is Bong Dong Wong?

I wonder if his parents planned that
TopicAre there any other felons on here?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 8:52:26 PM
#43
Metalsonic66 posted...
lol yeah okay

Which part do you find unbelievable? Is it my kind and loving personality thats giving me away?
TopicWhen flying would you rather have the aisle seat or window seat?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 8:48:08 PM
#16
Psythik posted...
Well aren't you just lucky to be wealthy enough to fly any other way. 99% of us don't have a choice.

I do consider myself pretty blessed yeah. Not like I said you all should stop flying commercial or anything, just that I won't. I don't understand the hostility.
TopicI just found out today that H.P. Lovecraft's full name is
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 8:35:02 PM
#1
Hovecraft Povecraft Lovecraft

Crazy. Do you think his parents planned that?
TopicAre there any other felons on here?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 8:13:26 PM
#41
Zareth posted...
And that changes things how? Everyone still knows you have shit taste. Nobody here takes you seriously.

It's hilarious that you all think I'm the one with bad taste lol

I was always 10x worse than he was. You all have a severely distorted view of things. He was actually sort of sweet before I got my hands on him.
Topicso who's gonna be watchin the new mariovie today
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 7:55:40 PM
#15
I've done my best to forget it was happening.

Hollywood is pretty dumb. The fact that they felt the need to tag a "big name" to the movie to sell it shows how out of touch they are. I'm sure it bothers a lot of them to know that Mario is a bigger name than any of them.

You could go to the poorest dirt road village anywhere in the world, say mario, and kids will start jumping and going wahoo

ask them who chris pratt is and youll get a vacant stare.
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 7:54:11 PM
#178
Lobomoon posted...
ME: Define "addicted".
OP: Watching after you ########.

I dont get the joke youre making
TopicAre there any other felons on here?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 7:52:59 PM
#38
Zareth posted...
Also admitting to PotD that you married Schmenn is basically saying "I have such poor judgement you should never take anything I post seriously"

see #3

3.You drastically overestimate the amount that I value your opinion on the men in my life

TopicAre there any other felons on here?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 7:52:07 PM
#37
Zareth posted...
There are two possibilities here.

1. You are Schmenn (highly likely)
2. You actually are Schmenn's wife. Which implies that there exists a woman who was desperate / idiotic enough to actually marry Schmenn (highly unlikely)
If number 2 is correct, then may god have mercy on your soul

  1. He is my ex actually
  2. I can and have posted timestamped photos. here is another, this time without my middle finger and any profanity so maybe I dont get modded https://i.ibb.co/5XZDsBs/IMG-20230405-174110.jpg
  3. You drastically overestimate the amount that I value your opinion on the men in my life


Metalsonic66 posted...
I'm sure Schmen can reel in the ladies with them smooth glistening Eggs

getting REAL tired of this, but you know that. thats why you do it.

BADoglick posted...
My theory is it's schmenns wife and schmenn was the one she beat with a free weight. I mean she says it was justified so that adds up

I have never struck my daughter or husband out of anger. Not that he has never deserved it, I just never did. No, the assault charge was on another woman in fact.

And if you're wondering why I had the weight, its because I'm disabled and I wanted to level the playing field (and her face!)
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 6:55:35 PM
#171
agesboy posted...
do people have a food addiction

uhhh, yes... duh

did you think you were being clever with that question?
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 6:45:34 PM
#167
Yellow posted...
I find it weird that people call it a porn addiction. It literally does not affect my life at all. Feels like prudence or jealousy.

Or... someone "born again" who used to feel the need to release themselves in a public bathroom and is now projecting onto other people.
-----
Addicted:
exhibiting a compulsive, chronic, physiological or psychological need for a habit-forming substance, behavior, or activity.
------

so they call it a porn addiction, because that is literally what it is.

do you think you would be the first to say that their addiction is in control, or isnt an addiction at all, and doesn't affect their lives? or the first person to try to imply that other people are just prudes who dont get it?

TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 6:42:10 PM
#165
homeboy is tracking when and how quickly someone else reponds, but sure, THEY are the one being gigacringe lol.
TopicAre there any other felons on here?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 6:10:26 PM
#29
Still banging that drum? Still as boring as it was the last time.
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 5:54:28 PM
#150
Still not a guy, thanks for that.
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 5:51:24 PM
#148
agesboy posted...
if you find yourself agreeing with the troll TC trying to rile up shit, you should maybe take a step back and try to figure out who your real enemies are

the devil's advocate is still advocating for the fucking devil

Yeah God forbid. If a girl says anything negative about a man and his porn then she must be a troll. Bite me lol.
Topic'Billionaire' Ca$hApp founder found stabbed to Death...
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 3:15:58 PM
#8
Yellow posted...
Idk if you can even say this was motivated by his wealth, seems like just a random stabbing in a bad area.

Gotta wonder what someone with that kinda money was doing in such a bad area then.
Topic'Billionaire' Ca$hApp founder found stabbed to Death...
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 2:47:11 PM
#6
Sometimes people who believe themselves untouchable find out they very much aren't.

Honestly, with the social climate as it is, I'm surprised billionaires go out in public as often as they do.

Feel sorry for the dudes family, but honestly, the fact that he is a billionaire is the only thing making this newsworthy. Normal people dying violently is expected. Ultra wealthy people dying violently is a national tragedy.

JOExHIGASHI posted...
what metrics are you using?

So, I doubt he is basing it on anything, but that doesn't make it not true.

"Data from 2021 shows that residents there face a 1-in-16 chance each year of being a victim of property or violent crime, according to the Hoover Institution, a policy research think tank, making the city more dangerous than 98% of US cities."

Pulled from the article posted in the OP.
TopicSteam will drop win7/8/8.1
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 2:24:22 PM
#23
chelle posted...
Windows is also free.

Cool so the one selling point Linux had isn't even a selling point anymore, and now it's just an OS for people who don't value their time. Thank you.
TopicWhen flying would you rather have the aisle seat or window seat?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 12:48:46 PM
#3
I refuse to ever fly commercial again.
TopicAre there any other felons on here?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 12:25:51 PM
#25
MightBeOverSoon posted...
yaaaaawn

its just not working homie. try something else.

TopicAre there any other felons on here?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 12:03:30 PM
#23
chelle posted...
That's an awful lot of words to say something that means nothing and changes nothing that's already been stated.

yaaaaawn

its just not working homie. try something else.
TopicAre there any other felons on here?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 11:31:20 AM
#21
chelle posted...
Weird how you got trolled off of the website for a few months and when you returned suddenly you were a felon.

Your narratives never make chronological sense, Schmen.

Exactly how long do you think it takes to become a felon? Do you think its something that you need to spend a long time working at?

It literally takes seconds to commit a crime. My arraignment was less than a week after that, as they usually are, and a guilty plea does not take that long to enter.

And when did I ever get "trolled" off of this website lol. Every ban I have earned since coming back here has been extremely, obviously deliberate.

Keep calling me schemn though. That for sure hasn't already been exhausted to the point of being more boring than adjl.
TopicAre there any other felons on here?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 11:17:23 AM
#19
chelle posted...
"hardcore"

Seems like it's more hardcore to not let your emotions take control and physically assault someone than it is to do that.

Losing control means you're weak.

yeah being a passive, well behaved woman who takes shit from everyone sounds REAL hardcore lmao

I stand by what I did with 0 regrets. I would do it again if given the opportunity.
TopicThat NECK though
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 10:43:31 AM
#1
I bought tickets to go see my baby in Baltimore this May.

Someone hose me off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWjWVdkP7q4&t=1m46s

You have to imagine that with a neck like that his head-game is fucking out of this world.
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 10:39:22 AM
#140
Person4 posted...
Lol, I was reading a book in the Bourne franchise earlier this morning (Bourne Betrayal) and read a funny quote:

"Being poor is like watching pornography; once you're in, there's no way out."

thats just hilariously accurate.
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 10:36:57 AM
#138
even when you tell him that you're done talking to the dude, he just cannot stop himself. He really needs you to see things his way. He really needs to force his views on you.

But he's not one of those guys. honest.
TopicSteam will drop win7/8/8.1
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 10:23:52 AM
#19
chelle posted...
No one who wants to actually use their computer would ever consider Linux for anything.

Still free though! (if you dont value your time)
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 10:09:55 AM
#132
Probably a wise idea Jen. The point has been made at this point.

Also, I personally cross the street when I see a man in general. If he thinks it's over his skin color and not his y chromosome then oh well. I'm not looking to risk getting menaced to spare your feelings.
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 9:58:49 AM
#125
I appreciate you almost certainly taking the moderation to say something that I dont have the karma to post without getting banned.
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 9:09:51 AM
#118
Jen0125 posted...
Men really can't stand to have any criticism levied without saying "well not me tho right"

I can see how me saying "most men are addicted to porn" or you saying "Porn has made a lot of men into a bad/selfish lovers" would very much feel like an attack on masculinity, which can be super fragile.

TopicAre there any other felons on here?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 1:02:11 AM
#16
Sufferedphoneix posted...
Yeah we had a rape incident this year. Victim was a fat guy. He owed them money for drugs or something. I know drugs where involved.

After an inmate died last year it came to light he was being raped cause he was a child molester. I learned of one recently too that whenever someone was new he'd put a honey Bunn on their bed. If they ate it he raped them. Fortunately he got busted for a shank the other day so he'll be gone

I have noticed the effeminate looking guys always try to keep a beard like that's gonna stop someone.

Anyways I don't think I've ever committed a felony. I've dates a felon and obviously I work around them

People are monsters. Fuck.
TopicWhat's a good game to play while (legally) high?
MightBeOverSoon
04/05/23 12:57:32 AM
#54
BADoglick posted...
I'm sorry I engaged with him

It's apparently hard not to since so few of you ever seem to have anything interesting to say.

I do though, and I'm slowly but surely trying to breathe some life into this barren landscape.
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/04/23 11:02:39 PM
#109
agesboy posted...
adjl responds to basically every civil discussion that is easily disprovable/discountable or topics he feels he has enough info to productively add to the discussion, either out of stockholm syndrome to potd or guy's got free time on the job

but you already know this because lol alt

My experience with the guy is basically the embodiment of that Terry Davis quote.

there it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0qmkQGqpM8

I'd say that pretty perfectly describes a guy who takes 3 pages to say something that could be said in a few words.
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/04/23 10:40:42 PM
#105
ReturnOfFa posted...
hey bro

nobody cares even if they think whoever you're complaining about is weird too

hey bro, thanks for letting me know how important it was for you to let me know that you dont care
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/04/23 10:38:27 PM
#103
Blightzkrieg posted...
Now that Adjl is 40 years old can be explain what his name means

hang around my topics and you just might find out. despite ignoring him, he still follows me from topic to topic, yipping jealously for my attention.

Someone should tell him that I'm not really looking for a relationship, and even when I was he is surely not my type.
TopicWho is your favorite character from Dynasty Warriors?
MightBeOverSoon
04/04/23 10:35:45 PM
#6
I would wrap my fucking legs around Xiahou Yuan's neck so goddamn tight you'd need the jaws of life to get me loose. He is one of the few real men they were willing to put in the game.

TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/04/23 10:28:25 PM
#98
LinkPizza posted...
And youd still probably dodge showing proof But that one is actually possible to prove

I dont care if you guess and assume And when you do, I will call you out on it if Im around And it really doesnt bother me that you take issue with that

Im not going to stop you. Ill just call you out on your obvious bullshit, since thats what it is. We all put out and image, but you can only see a fraction of that image online Especially here And most of the image you seem to see is based off whatever fantasy you have playing in your head So, Ill just call out your BS every time I see it since theres no reason not to

Awww, so I've got another admirer who is gonna follow me from topic to topic like a lovesick puppy?

At least you're less boring than adjl I guess, but just barely.
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/04/23 9:55:34 PM
#91
LinkPizza posted...
I mean, you are And have been (at least with this account) since youve been here You dodge pretty much every question, and refuse to show any proof. And everything you know has been baseless guesses and assumptions When I make a guess or assumption, I say things like could. Unlike you who tries to pass off assumptions as fact You seem to know for a fact that everyone on here has a problem addiction. So, you gonna show proof. Because if you have proof, show it. If not, then youre talking out of your ass I havent said for a fact anything about anyone else because I dont know about them. But I wont guess and pretend I know anything about their actual lives

Bro, I could tell you 1+1 is 2 and you'd ask for proof.

I will guess, and I will assume about people all I want. And it really doesn't bother me that you take issue with that.

We all put out a certain image to the world, and other people make assumptions based on that image. If that bothers you, tough. Stop me.
TopicAre you addicted to pornography?
MightBeOverSoon
04/04/23 9:34:00 PM
#89
LinkPizza posted...
The fact is just because the video game board could have a higher or average rate doesnt mean it will have it Just that it could

Yeah, I'm the one talking out my ass LOL
TopicWhat's a good game to play while (legally) high?
MightBeOverSoon
04/04/23 8:15:34 PM
#42
BADoglick posted...
I'm sorry you have to pretend you don't like weed because your probation officer won't let you

Yeah, it really sucks remembering where I put shit, and not coughing and smelling like doodoo 24/7, and having motivation to get shit done.
TopicOh! Black Dahlia is out in Skullgirls
MightBeOverSoon
04/04/23 7:26:41 PM
#10
This topic keeps reminding me that Trevor Strnad killed himself last year :(
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