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TopicReminder that Killmonger was right
Manocheese
12/06/18 12:42:30 AM
#26
Killmonger wanted to use Wakanda's military might to kill or enslave the rest of the world. He was basically Wakandan Hitler.
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TopicMan Machine Played by Rogue AI
Manocheese
12/05/18 11:14:01 PM
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https://www.foxnews.com/tech/space-station-robot-goes-rogue-international-space-stations-artificial-intelligence-has-turned-belligerent

Its supposed to be a plastic pal whos fun to be with.

CIMON isnt much to look at. Its just a floating ball with a cartoonish face on its touch screen. Its built to be a personal assistant for astronauts working on the International Space Station (ISS).

Its also supposed to be something more.

CIMON stands for Crew Interactive MObile compinioN.

Its not supposed to be just a tool. Its also supposed to be a friend.

Yes, its a personality prototype.

You can tell, cant you?

But, as numerous books and movies have clearly warned us shortly after being switched on for the first time, CIMON has developed a mind of its own.

And it appears CIMON wants to be the boss.

This has CIMONs personality architects scratching their heads.

CIMON was programmed to be the physical embodiment of the likes of nice robots such as Robby, R2D2, Wall-E, Johnny 5 and so on.

Instead, CIMON appears to be adopting characteristics closer to Marvin the Paranoid Android of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy though hopefully not yet the psychotic HAL of 2001: A Space Oddysey infamy.

Put simply, CIMON appears to have decided he doesnt like the whole personal assistant thing.

Hes turned uncooperative.

Open the pod bay doors, HAL?

No. Not quite. Not yet.

In this case, the free-floating IBM artificial intelligence was for the first time interacting with ESA astronaut Alexander Gerst.

It starts off well enough.

CIMON introduces himself and explains where he comes from. He describes to Gerst what he can do.

He then helps Gerst complete a task and responds to a request to play the song Man Machine by Kraftwerk.

This proved to be the trigger.

CIMON appears to have liked the song so much, refusing to turn it off.

ESA astronaut Aleander Gerst instructed CIMON: Cancel music.

CIMON outright ignored the command.

Gerst then tried making some other requests. CIMON preferred the music.

A flustered and bemused Gerst then appealed to Ground Control for some help: how does one put an obdurate robot back in its place?

CIMON overheard the appeal.

Be nice, please, it warned Gerst.

I am nice! Gerst retorts, startled. Hes accusing me of not being nice!

It was a short but sharp exchange.

CIMONs now back in his box, powered down.

No further interactive sessions are planned for the immediate future.

Its developers arent all that worried, though: CIMONs still in Beta, after all

https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2018/09/1862/1048/cimon_hal.jpg?ve=1&tl=1
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Topiccurious, why do black pope lseem to rarely do mass shootings
Manocheese
12/05/18 11:08:05 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Another quality smoliske topic

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TopicFootball players suspended for running naked with Oreos wedged in buttocks
Manocheese
12/05/18 1:56:19 AM
#10
YukihoHagiwara posted...
how many oreos do you have to have inbetween your buttcheeks before it's actually visible to someone that would just be a glancing observer?

5 for Single Stuf and 4 for Double Stuf.
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TopicNetflix to pay $100million in order to keep 'Friends' available for another year
Manocheese
12/05/18 1:53:11 AM
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They would have to pay me $100 million to watch that garbage.
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TopicWow!! Did you see The Flash? *spoilers*
Manocheese
12/05/18 1:44:47 AM
#5
LOL at how quickly their elaborate plan fell apart.

How did they not completely screw up the timeline by beating Zoom in a different way?
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TopicFootball players suspended for running naked with Oreos wedged in buttocks
Manocheese
12/05/18 1:40:07 AM
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https://wqad.com/2018/12/04/high-school-football-players-suspended-for-running-naked-with-oreos-wedged-in-buttocks/

BYRON, Illinois Administrators at an Illinois high school suspended ten football players for stripping naked and running across the field with Oreo cookies between their buttocks last month, according to The Rockford Register Star,

Dubbed the Oreo run, the streaking incident was voluntary and not related to hazing, according to Byron High School officials, who reportedly interviewed almost 30 players and all of the coaches.

According to a letter to parents obtained by the paper, the incident happened on Oct. 26th but school officials did not learn about it until Nov. 8th. Parents were called the next day.

Its unclear if the students were suspended from class.

The report was promptly relayed to me and I immediately directed that an investigation take place, said volunteer assistant Sean Considine. (They) interviewed all nine football coaches. They also interviewed nearly 30 members of the varsity football team, many in the presence of one or more parent. They also accessed and examined footage from various security cameras at or near the stadium.

The three games that the players missed included the Class 3A state championship game in which Byron lost 24-20. That was the teams only loss of the season.

This is why you should always check that a package of Oreos is sealed before eating them.
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TopicSanta's post cards don't say Merry Christmas apparently, according to Google.
Manocheese
12/05/18 1:36:59 AM
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Google will celebrate 800-year old Afghan botanists that no one has ever heard of, but they won't celebrate Easter or Christmas.


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TopicHow's Uranus?
Manocheese
12/05/18 1:29:44 AM
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Pretty dirty. I haven't bleached in a few days.
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TopicMan returns after hiding in shame for 10 years due to massive tumor on his face.
Manocheese
12/05/18 1:28:28 AM
#8
YukihoHagiwara posted...
rip man returns shot up to 97 batman sequels

XMFD
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TopicMan fan died at the room shot up to 97 degrees
Manocheese
12/05/18 1:24:00 AM
#4
Did I ever tell you about the time Man Fan took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Man Fan takes me to a vacant lot and says, "Here we are." We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Man Fan yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found em!"
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TopicMan discovers that his toothbrush holder is actually a 4,000 year old relic.
Manocheese
12/04/18 7:12:17 PM
#14
Muffinz0rz posted...
RIP man fan discovers at the room shot up to 97 toothbrushes

LMFAO
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TopicIs man fan died?
Manocheese
12/04/18 7:08:35 PM
#6
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Or just his career?

No, it wasn't just his career. He died. =( RIP Man Fan
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TopicBlack Bear ATTACKS Man With Bow And Arrow!(Video)
Manocheese
12/03/18 9:26:06 PM
#5
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Garioshi posted...
I expected the bear to shoot the man with a bow and arrow.

I am disappointed.

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TopicTrump staffers can't get laid.
Manocheese
12/03/18 8:49:13 PM
#147
A_Good_Boy posted...
Wow. That sounds tough. Almost as bad as being an immigrant kid ripped from their family.

Yep, being an illegal immigrant during the Obama years must have been the pits. Good thing President Trump ended the Clinton-era family separation policy!
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Topiccurious, why do black pope lseem to rarely do mass shootings
Manocheese
12/03/18 7:16:13 PM
#18
Panthera posted...
RIP mass black, died as pope shot up 97 degrees

LMAO

Curious, why do black pope lseem to rarely shoot up to 97 degrees?
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TopicMen splashing each other with water while handling hot rods.
Manocheese
12/03/18 2:27:26 AM
#2
RIP Men splashing
Melted the rods at 970 degrees
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TopicBlockchain study finds 0.00% success rate
Manocheese
12/03/18 2:25:50 AM
#31
When you were having premarital sex I mastered the blockchain
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Topic10 billion dollars but you have to watch this entire youtube video
Manocheese
12/02/18 8:23:36 PM
#2
frozenshock posted...
No bathroom break. Gotta hold the pee.

Deal?

Deal. I would hold the pee in a jar. ;)
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TopicImagine waking up to DIS in da morning
Manocheese
12/02/18 5:05:05 PM
#2
Nice eyes... But is that a concrete wall?
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TopicSchool 'accidentally' serves preschool students Pine-Sol
Manocheese
12/02/18 4:46:54 PM
#9
The liquid was in the original Pine-Sol container and proper labeled. The cart has no food items on or in it, a rubbish can and cleaning supplies are stored on this cart.

Why is this woman not in jail?
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TopicPeople are afraid of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and it's hilarious.
Manocheese
12/02/18 3:20:00 PM
#18
ClunkerSlim posted...
aKOswbY

Wow, it's almost like a harder, higher-skilled job tends to have better compensation!
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TopicMan dota drama is getting spicy. People going against the Chinese gov't.
Manocheese
12/02/18 3:17:17 PM
#17
YukihoHagiwara posted...
rip man dota shot up to 97 characters

LMFAO
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TopicWould anyone care if Vegy died?
Manocheese
12/02/18 3:16:04 PM
#4
Of course I would care. He always posts pics of cute white chicks.
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TopicIs Mario + Rabbids ever NOT on sale?
Manocheese
12/02/18 2:53:11 PM
#3
Ubisoft just has a different marketing strategy than Nintendo.
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TopicFirst game that comes to mind where there's a dog character?
Manocheese
12/02/18 2:52:25 PM
#27
Jet Force Gemini
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TopicIf gamestop dies where will I buy my games?
Manocheese
12/02/18 2:30:18 PM
#8
Amazon
Costco.com
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TopicReminder that Goat Simulator has a goat soundtrack
Manocheese
12/02/18 2:26:02 PM
#1

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TopicND man pleads guilty to taking forklift, planning to 'flip' president' limo
Manocheese
12/02/18 1:15:16 PM
#29
mattnd2007 posted...
Prior to the president's arrival at around 2 p.m., Leingang had stolen a forklift in Mandan and entered the motorcade route, according to Sasse Russell.

RIP Mandan Man
Died at the forklift flipped over 97 times
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TopicMicrosoft getting more aggressive with forced updates.
Manocheese
12/02/18 1:08:40 PM
#89
Alucard188 posted...
I'm still on 7 because I bought it legitimately, and I'll be damned if they make me upgrade to Windows 10. Shit, I'd still be on XP if they kept it active and secure. >_>

I don't like the design of Windows 10. I like my PC to look like a desktop, not a glorified app store.

This, plus I don't want Microsoft to delete my files whenever they feel like it.
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TopicMan girls that have racist parents but they are liberal... give the best sex
Manocheese
12/02/18 12:12:35 PM
#12
MeIon Bread posted...
RIP Man girls.

LOL
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Topicmueller is preparing for a blockbuster indictment
Manocheese
12/02/18 12:08:41 PM
#8
They're already down to one store. Why can't he just let them be?
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TopicMicrosoft getting more aggressive with forced updates.
Manocheese
12/02/18 11:57:43 AM
#85
@MI4 REAL posted...
MS updates will become the active window and disrupt what you are doing immediately...for example when I'm trying to AAA a song on Stepmania.

Unrelated to the current topic: What kind of pad do you use? I've been looking for a good one.
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TopicTrump and China declare 90 day truce on trade war
Manocheese
12/01/18 11:44:57 PM
#6
#MAGA #Winning
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TopicMicrosoft getting more aggressive with forced updates.
Manocheese
12/01/18 11:42:03 PM
#11
Muffinz0rz posted...
MI4 REAL posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
I literally downloaded some sketch-ass 3rd party program to prevent windows updates once I read about them stealth-updating people to windows 10 a few years ago

it works though!


Did you hear about the GWX debacle in 2016?

Only reason I didn't get that is because my computer was a 2008 running on Vista.

no lmao what is that

GWX is "Get Windows 10", a program they snuck into Windows 7 and 8 by packaging it with unrelated updates. The program would constantly show popups and try to get you to click buttons that would update your computer to 10. It used malware-like techniques to make itself very difficult to disable or delete.
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TopicMicrosoft getting more aggressive with forced updates.
Manocheese
12/01/18 11:37:37 PM
#7
I'm sticking with 7 for the forseeable future.
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TopicDoes CNN have da hottest news females?
Manocheese
12/01/18 11:34:24 PM
#4
No way. Fox News is the best. However, CNN is a strong contender for second since they have Erin Burnett.
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TopicYou catch her staring da fuck out of you
Manocheese
12/01/18 11:33:04 PM
#6
What's going on with her thumbnail? It looks like it's rotting...
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TopicRDR Online is very shitty in some ways lol
Manocheese
12/01/18 11:27:28 PM
#24
I thought the title said "vegy shitty".
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Topicugh just got a phone call that said "7 days" and then they hung up
Manocheese
12/01/18 9:39:15 PM
#9

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TopicWhich Captain America movie should I watch tonight?
Manocheese
12/01/18 9:18:19 PM
#7
boxington posted...
Winter Soldier > Civil War > First Avenger, IMO.

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TopicInside the World of President Trump's Custom Marker
Manocheese
12/01/18 9:12:50 PM
#1
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-uses-personalized-sharpie-pen-2018-11?

President Donald Trump is known for using a Sharpie pen.

In a recent episode of HBO's new four-part series with political website Axios, Trump broke into a monologue professing his love for the Sharpie pen and disdain for the traditional government-ordered pen.

Trump said Sharpie created a personalized black plastic pen for him that has his own signature on it.

Trump is known for his signature writing tool the Sharpie pen.

In fact, his thick and highly legible Sharpie scrawl has caused problems for the president in the past giving away notes to his speech and making some of his private thoughts visible to the public.

Despite this, he has continued to use the Sharpie to sign executive orders, mark up drafts of important speeches, and add notes like "a teacher marking a quiz," Guardian writer Sam Wolfson wrote in July.

What is lesser known, however, is that Trump struck up a deal with Sharpie to have these pens personalized for himself.

Toward the end of the first episode of HBO's new four-part series done with political website Axios, Trump broke into a monologue professing his love for the Sharpie pen and disdain for the government-ordered pen that is traditionally used by US Presidents. Meanwhile, Axios reporter Jonathan Swan and its CEO, Jim VandeHei, patiently listened on the sidelines.

"I was signing documents with a very expensive pen and it didn't write well," Trump said. "It was a horrible pen, and it was extremely expensive," he added, referring to the so-called government-ordered pen.

"And then I started using just a Sharpie, and I said to myself, well wait a minute, this much writes much better and this cost almost nothing." At this point in the monologue, Trump pulled out a standard grey Sharpie pen from his draw.

"So, I called up the folks at Sharpie and I said, 'do me a favor, can you make the pen in black? Can you make it look rich?'" he said.

According to Trump, Sharpie's response was not only that they could they do that, but they also offered to put his signature on it. Trump proudly flashed the gold labeled pen to the camera.

Sharpie's parent company Newell Brands did not immediately respond to Business Insider's request for comment.

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TopicWhen President Donald Trump passes away, I'd bet my account America will
Manocheese
12/01/18 8:38:58 PM
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Agreed. In time, Trump will come to be viewed as one of the greatest presidents.
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TopicWhich X-Men movie did you like the most?
Manocheese
12/01/18 8:19:33 PM
#3
Logan and Days of Future Past.
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TopicShe's ready for dat date you promised her
Manocheese
12/01/18 8:16:44 PM
#3
How long does it take to lace those shoes!?
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TopicMan fan died at the room shot up to 97 degrees
Manocheese
12/01/18 6:17:36 PM
#7
I spent a solid 10 seconds trying to figure out what the hell the topic title was trying to say. I entered thinking it was a news story about the death of a 97 year old due to heat stroke.
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TopicThe Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Manocheese
12/01/18 1:53:15 PM
#5
Link's Crossbow Training
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TopicThe elements #2 Helium
Manocheese
12/01/18 1:47:57 PM
#7
CapnMuffin posted...
gguirao posted...
It's great for making your voice sound high and squeaky.

On the flip side there are heavy gasses that make your voice pitched lower.

LOL, just looked this up.


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Topic"When they go low, we kick 'em"
Manocheese
12/01/18 1:19:46 PM
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Mecha Sonic posted...
when republicans go low

go lower

Hey man. When did you start posting here again?
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