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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
10/13/23 9:30:54 PM
#180
How sad that capcom sold 2 glitchy copies of sf6 to a guy with a faulty $400 fight stick

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
10/11/23 11:25:16 PM
#178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqE4pjPAEBY

he's gone insane. PC players cheat because they react to his drive impact and always jump when he tries to grab.

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TopicFan who completed ASOIAF using ChatGPT sued by George RR Martin
LightningAce11
10/09/23 11:23:02 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1711553040157954156

What a dumb thing to do.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
10/09/23 3:56:08 PM
#167
Lmao OIC is jealous of the attention derich gets when derich doesnt even donate.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
10/08/23 6:31:49 PM
#162
Lmao he watched a dsp laughing compilation video and got triggered by chatters saying it sounds like ack ack ack.

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TopicWould you take $10 million or the chance to wait at this table?
LightningAce11
10/06/23 2:37:49 AM
#1
https://twitter.com/e_cdalton/status/1663995152636203008

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
10/05/23 4:24:55 AM
#139
Lmao! He got washed by a Ken and ranted about Tony Cannon, saying he was the reason for the lag in SF6 and all the drops.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
10/04/23 7:01:43 PM
#135
He brought up his wife again. Talked about how she played starfield and he whined to her that he wasn't getting the same attention from it and called his fans hypocrites for losing interest.

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TopicSo, that mom in that Yoru Mac animation is the new fanart fad target
LightningAce11
10/04/23 6:53:25 PM
#27
Cephalopods posted...
Can someone explain this to me... like as a general concept. The pornified pics look nothing like the original art except for the stupid ass red bowl cut thing. So what exactly were they attracted to initially that there was a need to transform it into something else?
This. The original had a bit of charm to it but you might as well use another character if you want all the curves.

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TopicWhat karma requirement should Current Events have?
LightningAce11
10/03/23 6:10:09 PM
#198
I think 300 would be good. Make shitposters and new alts take a year.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
10/03/23 5:51:35 PM
#134
Most of his losses are when he goes on offense which is very basic. Low forward into hop is all he does even on hit so he becomes insanely predictable.

We even had a moment last night where an opponent did wake up throw and he said nooooo you were supposed to ex dp

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
10/03/23 4:31:23 PM
#130
Some other youtuber tried to give him advice on donations and goals, dsp ignored him.

The youtuber tipped him and made a joke so he got banned.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
10/03/23 1:46:58 AM
#122
Lol I saw that. He also ranted about rollback netcode saying it guesses the frames and gives him the worst ones while rolling back his opponents mistakes.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
10/02/23 4:41:11 PM
#120
wanderingshade posted...
I feel better. I already have more wins with A.K.I than DSP and I've played like 50 less ranked matches than him.
Ack ack ack your moves must be coming out. Dsp has a personalized version of street fighter where none of his moves work.

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TopicI'm sorry you can't ban vegy and not expect a topic about it
LightningAce11
10/02/23 4:38:58 PM
#12
Wow hes gone. But he has more alts right?

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TopicScalper:''It's not greed... Its the knowledge to know what to buy to make money'
LightningAce11
10/02/23 5:02:16 AM
#97
Scalping necessities is bad.

Scalping luxury items like game consoles is whatever.

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TopicGod dammit Italy ruined American standards for me
LightningAce11
10/01/23 10:40:03 PM
#34
Omg yeah I could not eat pizza or drink coffee at home after italy.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
10/01/23 8:19:42 PM
#117
Hes getting angry that people are sneaking in detractor content to dsp reacts. He threatened them by saying I know who you are.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/30/23 4:56:05 AM
#110
Phil isnt bad per say, he just gets tilted and loses when he cant predict.

Detractors who have fought him say he plays very slow and reactive which leads to anti airs and punishes. Phil having to go on offense is where he is weak.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/30/23 2:32:11 AM
#107
Phil has a flowchart of his own that gets blown up by good players. He did smurf for a while on 2 accounts remember. Plus he beats up his dents in the fan lobbies.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/29/23 8:10:18 PM
#103
Went on a cope rant about how his content is meaningful because he curates it.

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TopicMichael Gambon has died
LightningAce11
09/28/23 8:27:01 AM
#8
The better dumbledore imo. I always heard him when reading the later books.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/28/23 2:49:10 AM
#98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Kf1GZpPyI

he is going to destroy that $300 hitbox

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TopicWhy does George RR Martin like the word 'sweet' so much?
LightningAce11
09/27/23 10:33:07 PM
#1
He uses it a lot in asoiaf to describe many things.

"Sweet ache in his muscles..."

"Sweet sister"

"Sweet wine"

"Sweet sound"

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/27/23 5:47:30 PM
#93
Holy shit dsp is literally derich in other peoples streams. Just spams chat in the hopes he gets a response.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/26/23 8:24:14 PM
#85
chaos_knight posted...
DSP is a human cockroach that would be the only one to survive a nuclear holocaust if it were to happen. Kind of surprised he still has a following here devoted to trashing him. I gave up on him losing everything years ago.
It's more like watching a train wreck in slow motion. No matter how many opportunities and outs this dude gets, he will dig deeper and deeper.

Plus occasionally the drama that happens is hilarious.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/26/23 8:01:24 PM
#82
Nah thats the dude who had a meltdown over pronouns in starfield iirc.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/26/23 4:30:00 PM
#80
Something very serious is going behind the scenes that has him stressed and is making him pissy at chat.

Can we know what it is?

No! Thats my personal life! How dare you ask! *leans in*

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Topican easy mode has never ruined a game
LightningAce11
09/25/23 10:07:28 PM
#244
loafy013 posted...
I'm playing the game Ashen right now, it needs an easy mode. The final boss is bullshit and can kill me in 2-3 hits. Then it's back to the start of the dungeon, clear the enemies, walk back to town to refill healing supplies, walk back through the dungeon to give the boss another shot. Repeat.

I refuse to believe players got all the trophies legit, since one of them is beating the final boss with only half health/stamina.
People have done no hit runs of multiple games, it is definitely possible.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/25/23 5:34:41 PM
#76
Remember he suffers 10 times more stress than restaurant workers. Hed easily be able to do their jobs!

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/24/23 7:56:25 PM
#71
$120 lmao. He threw a bitchfit about not being able to refund the regular version so he could by the premium, even though all he was going to do was play the story mode.

Thats what I find so weird about him. He claims to be a variety streamer who covers all sorts of games. Except its not all sorts of games, just the new triple A releases that people could actually go to a competent player for.

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Topican easy mode has never ruined a game
LightningAce11
09/24/23 6:24:57 PM
#153
People have fought souls bosses on dance pads, guitar hero controllers and even one made of pizza.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ryV9_ICqupQ

Even a goldfish did somewhat good.

https://youtu.be/gM1AzDZiVOU?si=yBI1-iG4BQgYWMw1

I dont think the games are mechanically hard, just need a mentality shift compared to other games in that you cant get too greedy or expect the game to give you an easy out. Things like committing to an animation instead of being allowed to immediately cancel into a dodge is intentional.

Build choice can also matter, there are a bunch of one shot builds that arent too hard to get to early on and you can just press one button to win. Not to mention co-op letting you play with friends to get through spots.

Plus once a souls games clicks it ends up being quite manangeable until those dlc or post game areas where they make everyone a hp sponge like in elphael.

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Topican easy mode has never ruined a game
LightningAce11
09/24/23 9:46:29 AM
#14
K181 posted...
Remember when some douchebag reviewer posted a video mocking a game for being easy enough to beat with one button and then got dunked on online for mocking a specifically-designated assistance mode for disabled gamers?
Which was this?

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/23/23 10:21:18 PM
#67
He gave in and decided to play mk1 online. Hes going insane after being constantly mixed and comboed.

In his mind jump in sweep should be all people do.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/22/23 11:25:08 PM
#65
Secret Limited has decided to end their youtube channel. No 2023 worst moments of dsp.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/21/23 9:46:35 PM
#64
Big ups rooflemonger for making a video on how to stop opponents mashing and using dsp as an example. Cant wait for the rant.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/18/23 11:49:26 PM
#62
This man is making no attempt to make mk1 palatable for his audience. People just wanna see street fighter since hes not going to hop online.

Yet he says he is disappointed with the lack of support since he is now hundreds of dollars in the hole.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/18/23 2:41:48 AM
#60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbbD2ZdP_iM

Welp there it is, officially condoning incest as to not anger the weirdos in his chat.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/17/23 9:22:07 PM
#55
Lmfao he watched detractor videos and got assmad. Constantly pausing for excuses and got mega pissed when a parody video snorted and burped.

https://youtu.be/z3wpQjTYnSY?si=vg1FalYrxQBbp0f8

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TopicBREAKING - Russell Brand pre-empts multiple allegations.
LightningAce11
09/16/23 6:15:47 PM
#78
What is it with comedians going off the deep end and acting like they are messiahs or the world is out to get them?

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TopicLow Tier God banned on twitch again.
LightningAce11
09/15/23 5:06:28 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/StreamerBans/status/1702739256173568060

I always dislike how ban on other websites basically means suspension or warned on gamefaqs. Why the heck is ban mot permanent?

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/15/23 4:31:14 PM
#53
Yeah this whole impromptu stream was a cover to get money for that.

He claims doordash and a chinese restaurant scammed him again. Funny how people manage to screw him over ever time.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/14/23 5:49:59 PM
#45
Lol dsp is frustrated that so much happens on his day off with the nintendo direct and sony state of play.

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TopicThe right wing resistance to masks and vaccines is truly baffling.
LightningAce11
09/14/23 5:35:18 AM
#6
Not just in america but everywhere. Masks and the initial two week quarantine before the vax would have gotten us past it. But people made it worse.

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TopicMortal Kombat 1 story mode movie. (4 hours long)
LightningAce11
09/13/23 7:11:01 PM
#11
Other games get their cutscenes posted up, why not mk1?

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TopicDSPGaming General XXXI: 15 years as a khantent creator
LightningAce11
09/12/23 7:38:42 PM
#39
https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion5/comments/16gp719/ofc_he_leaves_this_stupid_dancing_gif_clip_in/

dsp monetised 9/11

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