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wwinterj25 posted...

What do you drink Larry?

im drinking whiskey and coke. not sure what knightoffire55 is drinking

ClarkDuke posted...

you're doing tinder wrong, ok?

you are correct once again, clark. like i always say you cant turn a ho into a housewife. they just dont act right

bbw face sitting

with bacon grease you dont have that running out of ketchup sound you can get from using other types lubes for a quieter and more sensual experience

he likes to get really drunk

Blade_Trinity posted...

Ugh, PotD nerds.

potd is better though

Irony posted...

Who

knightoffire55

whatever song wins hes going to get drunk and bang his cougar babe to

would have been better if the rock was in it

not really sure. i only have one account though

my son loved batman forever

Metalsonic66 posted...

They still sell his spice mixes at the grocery store

his rib rub is really good

my son liked it. its got a good amount of action

SmokeMassTree posted...

I feel like you might be the one that reported me Larry

not cool guy

nah man. i dont mark people

nice, smokemasstree is back. well said

my one regret on the campaign trail is that i should have attended more sex parties at the villages senior living community

i would absolutely love to watch that remake, clark. if anyone can do robin williams character justice, it is you.

getting really drunk

the heart wants what the heart wants

alright i have a confession. theyre not pumpkin flavored. its just orange jello but its more fun to say theyre pumpkin because its halloween and the reactions. its either wait this isnt pumpkin or the even funnier oooo i can really taste the pumpkin.

Mead posted...

gross

who wants gourd flavored jello

tinder babes

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

dorthy: @adjl
rose: @wolfy42
blanche: @LaggnFragnLarry
sophia: @likehelly

excellent choices. blanche is definitely my girl

nothing gets a tinder babe wetter than one of Larrys pumpkin jello shots

ive met a lot of nice people from tinder

steve is my new main bitch in smash bros. hes been awesome to play with

*dkc2

all i can tell you is that its a huge package. great enough to stimulate the largest of tinder babes

four whores and seven beers ago our fathers brought forth on this message board a new nation, conceived in drunkenness, and dedicated to the proposition that all tinder babes are created equal.

i will drink one beer and bang one tinder babe for each year youve been alive

LeetCheet posted...

I've heard condoms can reduce some sensation, maybe I should buy some better ones.

yea i would ditch the condoms. hit it doggy with a little bacon grease as lube. just make sure to shout can you smell what my c*** is cookin right before climax

as one father to another, youre a legendary dad

banging my tinder babe to maneater by daryl hall and john oates https://youtu.be/yRYFKcMa_Ek

yes

wwinterj25 posted...

I just hope you have the space man.

my downstairs floor is ready

wont have it till a little before christmas but should have a lot of action

disappointed

apparently she has a beach front place we are going to get drunk and bang at. cougar babes are the best and i highly recommend them

steve lived up to the hype

i sang caribbean queen by billy ocean for karaoke tonight so ill go with that

MrMelodramatic posted...

My gf and I played the demo and liked it a lot, but I heard it was pretty short :|

if you go for all the collectibles and poochi pups, its pretty long for a yoshi game but youre replaying the same stages over and over

my son liked the yoshi game

even little moe with the gimpy leg?

losing to jimbo again is honestly the most disappointing thing about this. he definitely saved his job by winning this one though

well that was lame

Floridas defense just sucks on 3rd and 4th down

MrMelodramatic posted...

I'm pretty sure the game has started but google won't tell me the score like it usually does

its 21-17 florida at the half. both defenses have been garbage with every drive resulting in a score

florida wins in a blowout

this is true

IronBornCorps posted...

Funny thing is, apparently I need to get new lube. Exclusive use of lube with glycerol (flavored) is not a good idea if you want to avoid UTIs.

ive always used astroglide and havent had issues