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TopicPokemon Cock and Ball Torture
KyleAllen
11/09/19 12:06:11 AM
#6
I'm not a kink shamer by any means but who the fuck could possibly be into this garbage

A light breeze against my balls and I'm wincing already. People full on get them stomped on and shit, literally how
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TopicSanders: Halt deportations, abolish ICE, welfare for all illegal migrants
KyleAllen
11/09/19 12:04:05 AM
#143
YourDrunkFather posted...
Kolibri X posted...
ok boomer


best use of this terrible meme so far


Low bar
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TopicMan my girlfriend always falls asleep so early
KyleAllen
11/09/19 12:02:15 AM
#8
Accolon posted...
Stealth brag thread

I figured it was relevant to the story

_Matchabuu_ posted...
How the hell do you last that long LOOOOL

I mean a fair chunk of it is foreplay and bondage setup and whatnot, it's not just a straight 1.5-2 hours of thrusting lmao. Plus we change positions a few times during.

VanananaHeyHey posted...
I'm always the only one up, too. Sux, TC. And, like, I want to go out, but if I leave the house to party, I feel like an asshole.

Yeah leaving would be a bad look. Sometimes I wanna play video games but I know how loud control stick movements can be. So I just have Archer on as white noise, which is what she fell asleep to.

Hanky_Bannister posted...
if you're giving good dick and shes falls alseep after thats a good thing

Fair

Hexenherz posted...
My wife also falls asleep early (minus the "banging for two hours" part).

Does she usually wake up before you? My girlfriend wakes up at like 7am, so I guess in the morning she kinda goes through what we deal with at night lmao
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TopicWe've drank to 500 posts 4 times in a row. Let's get shit-faced for #5.
KyleAllen
11/08/19 11:55:16 PM
#465
My girlfriend is over and she fell asleep early (only 10:52 CT rn) so I busted open a jack and coke

We used the whiskey for cooking, I'm marinating a brisket to put in the crock pot tomorrow while we probably go to a movie or something

Jack and coke is pretty good, but I had a sip of the whiskey straight while cooking and God damn this is not good stuff on its own. I feel like I must've gotten too drunk once in college or something on jack and thus it's illiciting this weird reaction
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TopicMan my girlfriend always falls asleep so early
KyleAllen
11/08/19 11:46:48 PM
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We bang after dinner from 8 to like 930, and then she's off to bed, meanwhile im like wide awake because i dont even go to sleep on weeknights until a little before midnight

Also does this count as losing no nut November?
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TopicHillary Clinton had Epstein killed
KyleAllen
11/08/19 6:28:48 PM
#13
EndOfDiscOne posted...
KyleAllen posted...
EndOfDiscOne posted...
Marked

Did you mark this topic too? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78145297

BoTh SiDeS

Did you?
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TopicThat's how we do iiiiiitt!
KyleAllen
11/08/19 6:05:37 PM
#2
Have you banged your girl yet mate
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TopicHillary Clinton had Epstein killed
KyleAllen
11/08/19 6:00:49 PM
#5
EndOfDiscOne posted...
Marked

Did you mark this topic too? https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78145297
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TopicHillary Clinton had Epstein killed
KyleAllen
11/08/19 6:00:32 PM
#4
tag
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TopicBest part about high school was the GYM LOCKER ROOMS
KyleAllen
11/08/19 4:29:19 PM
#7
Jeff_Garcia7 posted...
SaccharineSmile posted...
- The smell of AXE and sweat

oh man scent really is the strongest sense tied to memory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKF48Th__5c
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TopicWhich of the 3 CE factions are you most loyal to?
KyleAllen
11/08/19 3:06:27 PM
#70
Bullet_Wing posted...
KyleAllen posted...
Post the screenshot
I don't keep notepad files/spreadsheets/screenshots documenting the users of CE.

Goats took the screenshot, so maybe he still has it. This was before you joined the fam in any case

Gotta love chastising one person for keeping files on someone while literally @-ing someone for their files

...in the exact same post

That is just... beyond words
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TopicCould a CE lore general work?
KyleAllen
11/08/19 3:01:06 PM
#12
Depends on who makes it. IIRC only certain users are allowed to make general threads.
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TopicWhich of the 3 CE factions are you most loyal to?
KyleAllen
11/08/19 2:55:18 PM
#61
Bullet_Wing posted...
Boltund posted...
Oh I didnt realize the brigade (which isnt real) has it's own private board (but isnt real)
Is this where mass markings are coordinated
Don't play stupid, you know I was referring to the Fam's private board. And yes, they coordinate mass markings on there. Goats got a screencap of it before leaving the fam.

Post the screenshot
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TopicWhich of the 3 CE factions are you most loyal to?
KyleAllen
11/08/19 2:38:35 PM
#54
tag
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TopicPatrick Mahomes will START Sunday against Tennessee
KyleAllen
11/08/19 2:29:35 PM
#3
Error1355 posted...
You realize the over the top praise of a quarterback gimmick is already taken by someone, right? @Going_Deep_08

Where in the topic title or my OP am I giving "over the top praise," let alone praise at all?
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TopicPatrick Mahomes will START Sunday against Tennessee
KyleAllen
11/08/19 2:19:35 PM
#1
TopicThe irony of this pokemon debacle
KyleAllen
11/08/19 2:03:57 PM
#13
SuperShake666 posted...
KyleAllen posted...


I mean, aside from Dexit and rEuSeD aNiMaTiOnS, is there more? I legit don't know.


Two hour long post-game.

Meh I mean I feel bad for those who like postgame, but I've always approached postgame as "ok time to collect and/or battle online" but that's not a dealbreaker for me.

I mean weren't the looker quests in X/Y less than 2 hours?
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TopicThe irony of this pokemon debacle
KyleAllen
11/08/19 1:52:24 PM
#11
Solar_Crimson posted...
Blue_Dream87 posted...
The fucking game isn't even out yet
Some people have already played leaked copies.

I mean, aside from Dexit and rEuSeD aNiMaTiOnS, is there more? I legit don't know.
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TopicA restaurant manager gets 10 years in prison for beating and torturing a black
KyleAllen
11/08/19 1:50:14 PM
#16
That's less than 30k a year for 10 years
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TopicHave there been any genuinely bad MCU movies?
KyleAllen
11/08/19 1:33:02 PM
#29
@Zithers
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TopicIs it common for police to follow people who pull out of liquor stores?
KyleAllen
11/08/19 12:32:21 PM
#13
Ic3Bullet posted...
They stopped selling...the XXL grilled stuffed burritto

I had no plans to go to taco bell soon or even remotely in the future, but this is the most disappointing thing I've heard today.
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TopicI just noticed, moderators almost never post in my topics...
KyleAllen
11/08/19 12:28:04 PM
#1
Not really a complaint or criticism or compliment or anything, just an observation.
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TopicWhat do you say when you're too fucked up?
KyleAllen
11/08/19 12:26:19 PM
#3
Not at the table, Carlos
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TopicNintendo cancels Pokémon Sword and Shield launch event in Japan
KyleAllen
11/08/19 12:19:48 PM
#25
legendarylemur posted...
Balrog0 posted...
I don't understand all the consternation about it, I never complete the pokedex and most pokemon are dumb and useless anyway. I'm hyped for sword and shield


That's only if they cut out all the useless pokemon. But they've instead cut out more than 80% of the top tier Pokemon and put a lot of really pointless Pokemon, some now without megas, in the game lol.

See, "useless" is just coming from a competitive aspect.

Nintendo has shown time and time again that they really don't prioritize or cater to the PVP competitive scene. At the end of the day, it's still a single-player adventure game.

If I need a grass-type pokemon in my campaign and I come across a fucking Maractus? You bet your ass I'll try to catch it and add it to my team.
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TopicPokemon General the Second: 2spoopy
KyleAllen
11/08/19 11:55:31 AM
#192
Machete posted...
I caught some fire anteater looking thing. Is that good and/or rare?

Feel like Heatmor is pretty uncommon, I've only hatched two from 10ks

One of which had 1337 CP lmfao

Think its regional counterpart, Durant, is eastern hemisphere
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TopicPatrickMahomes is WARNED
KyleAllen
11/08/19 11:11:56 AM
#7
glitteringfairy posted...
Were_Wyrm posted...
Keep it in the general

How can we keep it in the general when we can't post in the general and if we make a general we'll get warned or suspended?

This is a good question and likely an unintended fallout of the block function

I guess making specific topics about certain users getting warned is okay again as a result
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TopicCaution998 is WARNED
KyleAllen
11/08/19 11:09:42 AM
#1
TopicRemember when certain posters got upset about Mayo?
KyleAllen
11/08/19 12:29:49 AM
#16
thronedfire2 posted...
YokoGeri posted...
"eat dat ass like groceries!" ... "mayonnaise is dusgusting!'

^ CE logic


I'd eat booty over mayonnaise any day

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TopicEver burn bridges with your 3 closest friends in the same week?
KyleAllen
11/08/19 12:28:15 AM
#25
Conflict posted...
Why would I tell you, muffinz

I don't know to whom you're referring, but it was just an honest question... no need to get hostile.
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TopicWe've drank to 500 posts 4 times in a row. Let's get shit-faced for #5.
KyleAllen
11/08/19 12:08:03 AM
#403
Had like a third of a glass of this 35% herbal liqueor over the last hour, being a lightweight is so great, you can get a buzz from one glass lmao

Let's fucking go (to bed)
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TopicRyan Reynolds WYD??
KyleAllen
11/07/19 11:59:02 PM
#1
TopicWhat's the best Mario&Luigi game?
KyleAllen
11/07/19 11:57:26 PM
#10
superstar saga is so fucking good
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TopicYou guys think smokin beers is cool?
KyleAllen
11/07/19 11:51:14 PM
#2
I injected three alcohols once
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TopicWe've drank to 500 posts 4 times in a row. Let's get shit-faced for #5.
KyleAllen
11/07/19 11:48:38 PM
#399
Mounted TVs are a huge pain in the ass to get up but holy shit are they amazing

+1 for posting on CE on the TV lmfao
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TopicEver burn bridges with your 3 closest friends in the same week?
KyleAllen
11/07/19 11:35:18 PM
#5
Conflict posted...
Yes but not because they're fucking idiots

What happened?
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TopicI REALLY love you CE
KyleAllen
11/07/19 11:28:17 PM
#2
Thanks fam!!
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TopicWe've drank to 500 posts 4 times in a row. Let's get shit-faced for #5.
KyleAllen
11/07/19 10:44:52 PM
#397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_i1xk07o4g

Opening to HIMYM season 5, just got there in my dozenth rewatch lmfao
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TopicCBS News fires staffer who leaked ABC News video about Epstein cover-up
KyleAllen
11/07/19 10:38:51 PM
#4
Yeah that's not suspicious at all
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TopicWe've drank to 500 posts 4 times in a row. Let's get shit-faced for #5.
KyleAllen
11/07/19 10:33:49 PM
#395
TopicOh shit guys, the 5th Smash fighter was just leaked!!
KyleAllen
11/07/19 9:35:47 PM
#11
-Unowninator- posted...
Fluttershy posted...
wow the embedding ruined it.

This. Also:

https://i.imgur.com/QjeBl4V.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/dxyD8sc.jpg
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TopicWhere should the GF and I go to eat tomorrow?
KyleAllen
11/07/19 9:34:08 PM
#7
Diatris

local >>>>>>>> chains
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TopicCome join The Lit Hearth!
KyleAllen
11/07/19 8:10:49 PM
#22
_Matchabuu_ posted...
He just doesnt wanna get warned and I volunteered to make it

But why would he get warned for making a discord topic?
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Topicsecret santa thing at work this year, $25 limit
KyleAllen
11/07/19 7:59:52 PM
#2
My go-to is generally a nice thermos with some hot chocolate packets since it's wintertime
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TopicWho has the better ass: Emilia Clarke or Sophie Turner?
KyleAllen
11/07/19 7:18:24 PM
#25
Romulox28 posted...
not to be crude or disrespectful, but if a genie gave me three wishes my first wish would be to have my nostrils stapled to emilia clarke's butthole. my second wish would be for her to have a bean burrito for dinner. i wouldnt even need the third wish

Same
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TopicWe've drank to 500 posts 4 times in a row. Let's get shit-faced for #5.
KyleAllen
11/07/19 7:15:46 PM
#390
#FreePatrickMahomes
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