Lurker > KookyDetective

ayy
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Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered. https://i.imgtc.com/VOEsHll.png

Kevin squinted up at Dave and smiled with sleep still in his eyes, and mumbled "Gjnsdjngdgskjior." Dave tentatively climbed under the
covers with Kevin, and Kevin's eyes widened but he nodded his head in agreement. Dave smiled inwardly… So Kevin had been thinking
about it too.
Suddenly Dave gave Kevin a gentle caress of the inner thigh. Kevin began to shiver. Kevin knew what Dave wanted and was so in.
Dave's hand starts feeling up his hairy pecs and Kevin began to get horny. Kevin begins to moan.
As Dave slowly slipped his entire fist into Kevin's asshole, Kevin began to howl as if he was a supple arctic wolf. Dave reached his other
hand around and began to furiously jerk Kevin's enormous, throbbing banana.
"Atdslzkhg!" Kevin moaned in ecstasy. Dave removed his fist, and inserted his giant 14-inch eggplant which had been patiently waiting.
He began thrusting in and out of Kevin's tight asshole, faster and faster and faster until he was at the brink of orgasm.
But…he stopped right before he reached the edge, taunting him and leaving him wanting—no, NEEDING more.
"KDNJDFJID!" Kevin yelled indignantly! He was so so close and he NEEDED his release. All he could think of in the absence of Dave's sweet
member was Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body.
Dave plunged his throbbing banana back into Kevin's sweet asshole.
Kevin screamed out in pleasure, "Erdfugfjd!" Dave decided that this was the perfect time to bring out the Nipple Blades.™
But before they could, there was a pause… Dave and Kevin looked intently into each others eyes, and realized suddenly that they didn't
want this to be a forgetful hookup. They were deeply in love, and they wanted to remember every second.
Kevin turned and reached toward Dave, cradling his quivering member in his tiny yellow hands.
Dave then thought of an amazing idea, to make a porno.
Dave grabbed the video camera and pressed record. Kevin gets so excited when he sees a vacuum in the corner of the room. He decides
to grab the vacuum and shove it up his ass.
Dave cries in pleasure, "hadhfndfhr!"
Kevin was SO FUCKING HORNY that he impulsively grabbed a gourd that Dave harvested from the family garden. As many know, a gourd
starts off as the size of a regular mans cock, but becomes immensely larger as we move towards the base of the gourd. When the "Ball
sack" of the gourd penetrated his colon, Kevin cried out in pain, "JOHN CENA!"
Dave ran hurriedly to the bedroom closet. After a short time, he reemerged wearing a sleek, black, latex gimp suit, whip in hand.
"Ltrsdvy." Dave said commandingly.
Kevin complied and pulled a set of furry handcuffs out of the nearby dresser drawer, chaining himself to the headboard. Dave, in his
tightass latex suit, squelched on over to the restrained Kevin.
Kevin begged Dave to hurry up; he needed sweet release. Dave climbed on top of Kevin unzipped the dick hole, and slowly descended his
large yellow buddy into the mouth of Kevin, who dutifully began sucking.
Sucking dick had always turned on Kevin, and he became—if this was even possible—even WHORE-nier than he was before.
Suddenly, and simultaneously, both Dave and Kevin's rock-hard dicks began to tremble. "IDFHDKHFSKDLFJS!" Dave yelled frantically.
Dave knew this was the time to fulfill the situation that his zesty dream had prophesized.
He swiftly pulled his dick out of Kevin's mouth and began to violently pump his mighty shaft.
"DSKfjldfkjdsk" he commanded Kevin, and Kevin obediently turned on his side and tilted his head up, exposing his ear.
Kevin pumped pumped his cock in tandem with Dave, his love and savior.
Dave roared a mighty roar and released himself into Kevin's ear.
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Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered. https://i.imgtc.com/VOEsHll.png

King Rial posted...

Oh no!

SHIT.

JUST.

GOT.

REAL!

DON'T YELL AT ME! *taser*
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Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered. https://i.imgtc.com/VOEsHll.png

What the fuck is going on here, you scumbags?!
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Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered. https://i.imgtc.com/VOEsHll.png

jesus im obviously a gimmick account i mean look at my sig and username dont you get it
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Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered. https://i.imgtc.com/VOEsHll.png

Go_Totodile posted...

@KookyDetective posted...

Go_Totodile posted...

I'm not a huge fan of gimmicks either. I like Strike Gently and that's about it. And only then it's because of the people who put the effort in to make those excellent photoshops which mock his gimmick lol.

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What?

nothing, scumbag. now get out of here,i have work to do.
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Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered. https://i.imgtc.com/VOEsHll.png

Go_Totodile posted...

I'm not a huge fan of gimmicks either. I like Strike Gently and that's about it. And only then it's because of the people who put the effort in to make those excellent photoshops which mock his gimmick lol.

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Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered. https://i.imgtc.com/VOEsHll.png

ROD posted...

oh shit.

bro, pack your bags and take your mom with you and don't tell your siblings where you moved, it seems you were the one good apple :/

where

i literally have no money and neither does my mom

im tc
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Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered.

like for the first time in my life it doesnt seem like such a bad thing
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Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered.

3khc posted...

OfferUp
LetGo
Craig's List

i have nothing to sell except for my pc and fuck that i just got this thing
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Due to the position of that lamp, I can, without hesitation, come to the conclusion that she was murdered.