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Like how does that happen? Idk the idea seems foreign as it's never happened to me
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DrizztLink posted...

The Military used 250,000 rounds per confirmed kill in Iraq.

There's no way they can hit anyone Naruto running, it's impossible.

there's a lot more to this number than you're implying
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Keith_Valentine posted...

If shes still mentioning her ex after sex, hes proly better at it than you. Step up your game and try something new.

Lol that's not really how it works or what's happening but ok
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Normally either grape, blue raspberry, or strawberry
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They're a drain on society. They're rarely capable of contributing. Out of touch. And god talking to them is awful they normally move slower mentally and I hate having to talk slow and repeat myself. Tbh I'll just die over being old. At least kids grow up old people are a burden until they eventually die

also I feel like a large portion of my opinion is never being close to my grandparents so I've never learned to care about the elderly.
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CE I'm drunk talk to me smh
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s0nicfan posted...

Boddington's cream ale

Will check it out.

Another one I like is hawaii five ale
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Social security is a fucking scam anyways tbh
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I'm more of a light beer guy. Wheat ales and blondes. My goto's have been flat tire Belgium wheat and blue moon
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I have a asshole persona but deep down I know I'm a softie and the persona is a defense mechanism. I let random acts of kindness out and will open up to a select few but besides that I try to be cold to mixed success
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Ehh @Parappa09 already rejected me :(

spydrfreak was my boy but he's gone :( (I legit hope he's doing ok)
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SauI_Goodman posted...

hump her and dump her. girls like that almost always get back with him. she's confused and lonely and just looking for a rebound for the moment.

I could see that but he def ain't interested and she claims she wouldnt ever get back with him so ehh. If it happens I'll survive
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vbty3 posted...

Arent you gay?

More like bi I bounce between my preference of gender tbh. I was all about guys for awhile but after some meh run ins and dating a guy who was lowkey crazy I'm dating girls rn. Who knows when I'll switch back.

gloBal enemy posted...

As long as you know what youre getting yourself into and are cool with it.

But honestly being a rebound usually usually isnt a great experience if you are looking for a serious relationship.

Ehh I wasnt looking for marriage or anything. It only started getting more serious after we've spent a lot of time together.

Idk if I'd call myself a full rebound as shes been with people in between even cut off some dude after meeting me. But still kinda a rebound. Idc though. I'm starting a year long program for software development in a few weeks so that'll cut into my time and be a distraction if things dont work out anyways.
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Keith_Valentine posted...

Have you fucked yet? Thats how you get her over the ex.

Multiple times. She's been staying at my place on and off normally when I dont have work and I'll take her back home some other day.
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Neltix

Pronounced Nell ticks
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How dangerous of a game am I playing.

Basically they broke up a few months ago and they dont talk anymore. It started as us just hanging out but we started hanging out a lot and feelings got involved. We're both not seeing anyone else currently but she's pretty open about having uncorked out emotions. We've gotten close but I wouldnt call her my gf yet. Every now and then she'll slip up and call me her bf but we kinda agreed it wasn't a full relationship yet because she's working things out. I do like her a lot but at the same time I could definitely move on rn pretty easily. Idk the staying power of this though. We had a pretty deep convo about it tonight which prompted this topic. Well that and the booze
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Garioshi posted...

I was 1.

I can now fight in the Afghanistan War.

That's pretty fucked.

Your point is? The conflicts going on today are not the same as the ones from 9/11.
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alimajor posted...

No, I think good for them >.>

Why you hatin TC?

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pres_madagascar posted...

Key posted...

Tequila is the worst liquor

Nah, that honor goes to gin

We dont acknowledge gin's existence
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Christian RULES posted...

RIP Man cats died shot up 97% cuteness overload

Lonestar2000 posted...

RIP man cats, they shot up to 97 meows!

God bless
Never change CE
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emblem boy posted...

Key posted...

Like a lot of people wouldnt cheat on their spouse in a loving relationship. But offer them enough money and their answer may change. What's your price CE?

Man, I hope my partner would cheat on me for a big payday. If she was like "someone offered me a million to fuck them, but i said no," I'd be like "wtf babe"

Exactly lil I'm like did you really just turn down 1 million for this smh. I'd cheat on myself for 1 million.
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Who deleted their message smh
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Important follow up question. Do I text her to ask to hang out?
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I went to one girls junior prom my senior year because she asked me. A couple girls asked me to senior prom but I said no because I didnt want to goto another prom
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SoundNetwork posted...

The superior alcohol is actually whisky

Same shit different air freshener
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Nothing but the truth
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

kek

even if he is mad who cares? You didnt do anything wrong

Yeah I mean I didnt feel like I did anything wrong but I just wanted to see what the consensus was. Idk if he's mad or not I left before getting a chance to really talk to him to feel out the situation. But I care cause I want to goto the future parties lol
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BLAKUboy posted...

What is this thing about calling what are clearly boxer briefs "swim trunks"? Same thing happened with Xenoblade for some reason.

I have no proof of this but my assumption has always been a minor censorship in translation
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

Key posted...

Sister is 18
Boy is 22 and the closest to her in age there

I can see why you'd be mad, it depends on how mature she is. Both mentally and sexually.

My reaction is to ask her the next day. She might literally just have slept with him without anything going on. I've doneit before so it's possible.

oh fuck it if they're both fully clothed. It's fine most likely. Just ask her about it if you really care.
If it's anything like me he was probably just cold.

I'm the plus one. So I know we weren't doing anything. I was just cold and she had the blanket lol
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Also they're both fully clothed just like sleeping next to each other
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

How old is the little sister and the boy?

Sister is 18
Boy is 22 and the closest to her in age there
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

enough for a six pack

Tbh I can respect that
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Say you threw a party and invited a good friend over. Said good friend brings a close friend if his as a plus one but you dont really know plus one. Now at this party is your little sister and plus one and her are hanging out throught the night just talking and drinking maybe some light flirting. Well as the night goes on plus one and your little sister are in your room just talking with some other people and are cold so the two of them share a blanket and are laying in bed pretty close to each other. Later on in the night as the party is wrapping up when you're kicking everyone out of your room so you can goto bed for the night you see plus one laying down sharing a blanket with your little sister. What's your reaction here?
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Tequila is the worst liquor
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Like a lot of people wouldnt cheat on their spouse in a loving relationship. But offer them enough money and their answer may change. What's your price CE?
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Questionmarktarius posted...

The show has gone on for nine seasons, so probably?

Has it really? I didnt know that
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UnfairRepresent posted...

However your role on the ship will be a layman. Things like cleaning, doing odd jobs, carrying stuff, unclogging the chicken soup machine. All the day to day random of the moment shit everyone else is too important to do.

I'm overqualified for such a BS position
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Like on surface level it seemed pretty similar to pokemon fanbase to me. Cute childish show but with adult fans who like to collect the plushies, figures, shirts whatever. However the MLP has a large section that enjoys dressing up as ponies and sexualizing the ponies, other extreme things that make them a weird and easy target. If the fanbase was overall more PG like pokemon do you think they would be more accepted?
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The_Doge posted...

Key posted...

Who the fuck approved this? I want answers

What new quote system?

They changed how they look it's awful.

Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...

Change it in advanced settings

You're a American hero
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Who the fuck approved this? I want answers
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sylverlolol posted...

Are people just saying omg bewbs or shes hot because its a CEgal? I swear if anyone posted a pic like this of their regular girlfriend that yall would be saying shit like butterface, porker, angles hiding something, etc.

Yeah I've always wondered this like i feel like CE only finds her attractive because she posts here
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Movie first because it gives you something to talk about and also it decreases the chance of someone having to goto the bathroom during the movie
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lww99 posted...

Cold spoons help(like put in the freezer for a short time)

Another way to quicken up the healing, is to use a bottle cap.

It kinda hurts, but you can use the prongs on the underside a bottle cap, to break up a bruise.

Push it in, turn it gently.

I was trying a cold beer can but it wasnt making a noticeable difference. I've heard of rubbing the spot with brushes and stuff to break up the blood
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Shablagoo posted...

Helps on the way, I just sent it.

God bless
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I got work tomorrow and I'm going out to dinner with friends tonight. It's huge like the whole left side of my neck
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I dont get why people are obsessed with comparing them. They're doing great in their league. Theres no reason to compare them to the men's team. Of course if they played the men they would lose that's the whole reason we have different gender leagues. Like people said they lost to high school boys they're not competing against men but they shouldn't have to. Let them have their accomplishments without soiling them with this dumb comparison
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@Darkraiomb posted...

CM_Ponch posted...

Darkraiomb posted...

CM_Ponch posted...

I know Google gives you the suicide prevention hotline number if you search "ways to kill yourself." but I'm not going to test TC's theory.

I just googled child porn incognito browsing to test this, and I did not get a phone number.

Incognito doesn't work that way >____>

Could you elaborate?

Incognito basically only keeps it from showing up in your search history. Every search you do in incognito is still tied directly to you and you ISP. While it wont save cookies, search history and the likes it doesnt stop them from knowing who looked up what. It wont hide any illegal or shady activities you do. So if for example you viewed actual CP it would get traced back to you
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Personas because they come from a actual good franchise
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