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TopicWho is your favorite member of "The Squad"?
Keebs05
08/18/19 4:03:51 AM
#6
I have to go with AOC just for the entertainment value alone.
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TopicI want to feel alive
Keebs05
08/18/19 12:13:43 AM
#32
-Komaiko54- posted...
Zangulus posted...
I have what you said and got banned over. You specifically equated the exchange of $30 USD in exchange for sex. That is prostitution. Back pedaling, as you always do, to try to claim it was for buying her a dress does not change that it is prostitution. Prostitution can be done in exchange for money or goods or services. Now youre back pedaling even harder up a hill trying to distance yourself from the idea even more.


that's not how prostitution works.

That is exactly how prostitution works.
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TopicI want to feel alive
Keebs05
08/17/19 12:45:53 AM
#23
-Komaiko54- posted...
Zangulus posted...
You were fairly banned. And you couldnt even get some from a prostitute.


I meant that she wanted me to buy a dress that is $30.

That's still prostitution, champ.
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Topicword on the street is AOC is having campaign funding problems in her district...
Keebs05
08/17/19 12:40:33 AM
#8
Mead posted...
No one even knows who Antoine Tucker even is lol

I think I've heard of him. Pretty sure he served time for selling drugs.
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TopicSteve Jobs offers you $50,000k to watch him bang your parents - spoilers
Keebs05
08/16/19 9:20:44 AM
#2
Spreads your cheeks and bite the pillow. Keebs05 has bills to pay.
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TopicWhat gun control laws could be implemented without straight up banning guns?
Keebs05
08/16/19 4:28:27 AM
#35
Mead posted...
Keebs05 posted...
So...pretty much all semi-automatics? Or are you solely talking about magazine sizes?


Im talking about rate of fire as well

I dont see any issue with limited people to regular handguns and rifles. Nobody needs a semi-automatic to hunt deer or stop a burglar

Most handguns are semi-automatic. Unless you're talking exclusively about revolvers or the odd bolt-action handgun. And you'll get nowhere by telling someone what firearms they do or do not "need."
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TopicWhat gun control laws could be implemented without straight up banning guns?
Keebs05
08/16/19 3:30:58 AM
#31
Mead posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Already been essentially banned, in 1986.


Maybe military style is the wrong term

Im talking about guns that let someone fire dozens of rounds per minute without needing to reload. I dont think those type of weapons should be in the hands of just anybody. You dont need that kind of weapon for hunting or personal defense.

So...pretty much all semi-automatics? Or are you solely talking about magazine sizes?
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TopicWhat gun control laws could be implemented without straight up banning guns?
Keebs05
08/16/19 1:16:46 AM
#24
I'm surprised by the amount of level-headed ideas that I'm reading and that, as a gun rights advocate, I would have no problem accepting. Extensive background checks, closing of "gun show loopholes," proper training, storage laws (if children are in the household), and waiting periods are all solid ideas.

Red flag laws sound good in theory but I worry about it being easily abused. A gun shouldn't be confiscated immediately without due process unless there's overwhelming evidence like when some of these nutjob mass shooters declare their intentions online. It's still something to consider.

Then there's ideas that I just can't get behind like registration, mandatory insurance, ammunition limits, caps on the number of firearms that you can own, age limitations or anything that uses buzzwords like "military-style" or "assault rifle."
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TopicWhat does it mean when a girl occasionally initiates conversation but
Keebs05
08/16/19 12:22:28 AM
#11
-Komaiko54- posted...
skullbone posted...
She's giving you chances and you're blowing them


impossible. I'm a big baller

A big baller wouldn't have to ask this question...
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Topictheoretically, I'm supposed to have 1,480 karma
Keebs05
08/16/19 12:14:28 AM
#19
-Komaiko54- posted...
Keebs05 posted...
Maybe stop shitposting?


why should I? It's the mods who are keeping me down

So you admit to shitposting and still think that the mods have it out for you. You truly are hopeless.
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Topictheoretically, I'm supposed to have 1,480 karma
Keebs05
08/14/19 10:34:25 PM
#4
Maybe stop shitposting?
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TopicMotel outside Area 51 is BOOKED SOLID as 2 MILLION People Arrive on Sept.20!!!
Keebs05
08/14/19 2:03:28 AM
#5
Area 51 is probably one of the most well known "secret" military bases in the world. If there was proof of extraterrestrial life, it was moved decades ago.
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TopicDoes anyone need anymore evidence that the mods are biased against me?
Keebs05
08/14/19 1:02:47 AM
#26
-Komaiko54- posted...
Cacciato posted...
Not to mention the first time he was around here he posted all those creepy cartoons of underage girls. Went through a bunch of accounts then too


and then I stopped so what's your point?

I think the point is that you have a history of shitposting.

-Komaiko54- posted...
Zangulus posted...
You do realize that when you keep getting put in purgatory for big things it takes less and less to be punished harshly each time? Right? Right?


I do, but what does that have to do with anything? They are specifically targeting me for no reason. they're using the SLIGHTEST justification to fit their BS narrative

Take a second to re-read the bold parts.
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Topichas a show ever killed off a character you cared about?
Keebs05
08/14/19 12:53:19 AM
#15
Aaantlion posted...
Bobby Singer, Death, Gabriel and Crowley from Supernatural.

Absolutely this.

Ned Stark from Game of Thrones
Charles Westmoreland from Prison Break
Lem from The Shield

J_Dawg983 posted...
Rick grimes, most people were already hopping off the twd bandwagon but that was really the nail in the coffin for me

Isn't he still alive though? He's just no longer on the show.
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TopicTrump Immigration Reforms
Keebs05
08/13/19 8:42:32 AM
#2
The income standards were already absurdly low. When my wife and I went through the process, we had to show proof that we made more than the national poverty level. I think at the time, it was $11,000 for a household of 2. If you weren't making that, I'm not sure how a person could afford all of the fees that come with applying for immigration to begin with.
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TopicBreaking: Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide at Manhattan jail
Keebs05
08/10/19 11:07:55 AM
#21
Another one bites the dust...

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TopicElderly Couple commit MURDER-SUICIDE because they couldnt afford MEDICAL BILLS!
Keebs05
08/10/19 1:18:12 AM
#7
If they can find a way to develop a NHS without raping my paycheck any further, I'm all for it.
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TopicDo you consider yourself a major league baseball fan?
Keebs05
08/10/19 12:27:47 AM
#4
Despite barely watching a pitch this season, I do consider myself an MLB fan.
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Topic20 y/o Conservative brings an AR-15 to WALMART cause they WON'T sell him GUNS!!!
Keebs05
08/10/19 12:23:46 AM
#13
If where you live is big enough to have a Walmart, there's an excellent chance that there's another place to buy weapons and ammunition. It's a stupid policy but it's no reason to get your panties in a wad.
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TopicThe House has begun impeachment proceedings
Keebs05
08/09/19 7:14:09 PM
#31
sWccKVA

He's an upgrade in that he isn't a boisterous, inflammatory blowhard but he's more hardcore right than Trump ever was.
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TopicBiden says 'poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids'
Keebs05
08/09/19 6:20:41 PM
#13
Wow, that's a Dubya-caliber brainfart.
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Topicr/nintendoswitch and r/college banned me :(
Keebs05
08/09/19 2:32:58 AM
#32
At what point does it dawn on you that maybe...just maybe...you're the problem?
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TopicIs not enough money the biggest complaint you have in your life right now?
Keebs05
08/09/19 12:29:54 AM
#31
If I had a complaint, it would probably be not having enough time. The weeks have all just been flying by with barely a chance to stop and take it all in.
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TopicSome El Paso shooting victims fear seeking medical aid over immigration status
Keebs05
08/08/19 3:57:21 AM
#50
Kyuubi4269 posted...
The fact people aren't working them means there's a problem with the compensation for the work.

Or is it a problem with a rapidly-retiring baby boomer worker population and a steadily-increasing millennial workforce that thinks flipping burgers should be a viable career option?
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TopicSome El Paso shooting victims fear seeking medical aid over immigration status
Keebs05
08/08/19 3:30:58 AM
#48
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Keebs05 posted...
You can be an unskilled worker and still be able to produce. With the country experiencing a labor shortage, unskilled workers are becoming more in demand.

We have enough people already to do unskilled work. Bringing in more people is what increases the need for unskilled workers to make more stuff.

Bringing in people with lower work/pay standards (due to their home country having lower costs where they send money) holds back minimum standards for workers. Natives don't work unskilled jobs because the pay and conditions are poor, it's unethical to circumvent those concerns.

So instead of bringing in unskilled labor that want to work, you overburden the people already working because native unskilled workers thumbed their nose up at it?
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TopicSome El Paso shooting victims fear seeking medical aid over immigration status
Keebs05
08/08/19 3:07:57 AM
#46
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Keebs05 posted...
Are people only useful if they have a skill or a ton of cash?

Yes; that's the only objective measure worth noting, can you produce or can you bring resources

You can be an unskilled worker and still be able to produce. With the country experiencing a labor shortage, unskilled workers are becoming more in demand.
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TopicSome El Paso shooting victims fear seeking medical aid over immigration status
Keebs05
08/08/19 2:37:43 AM
#42
ninja_lootz posted...
Keebs05 posted...
The immigration process itself needs a massive overhaul.

A million people legally immigrate to the USA every year. Who is our immigration system hindering exactly?

The hopeful immigrants that don't have thousands of dollars in the bank or a relative in the country that can help sponsor them. The immigrants that have sent in all of their paperwork and fees and have waited years without a peep from the government. The people that have legally immigrated and have been waiting for months for their green card so they can work and contribute to society.

Kyuubi4269 posted...
Keebs05 posted...
Unless you have a sponsor already in the country or you have a needed skillset for an employer, the legal routes are sparse.

The options are sparse for people the country doesn't want? Who woulda thunk it.

Are people only useful if they have a skill or a ton of cash? Doesn't bode well for a ton of people on this site.
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TopicI finally figured out how to afford AU!!!
Keebs05
08/08/19 1:20:01 AM
#436
-FiftyFour54- posted...
I'm gonna be honest guys.

I was never intending on going to AU, I was kinda just waiting to see if I can get a refund, which they said they'll try to get me one but it's no guarantee.

While I was visiting D.C. one time, I meet this girl on tinder who told me her friend went there and couldn't stand the "rich kid" culture. It was way back then I realized I was never actually meant to go here.

but hey this was a pretty funny thread thanksfor the laaaaaaaughs people

Translation: We were right.

Congrats everybody.
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TopicI finally figured out how to afford AU!!!
Keebs05
08/08/19 1:06:26 AM
#434
-FiftyFour54- posted...
I feel like there's that one guy who keeps reporting me no matter WHAT and then the mods find the littlest thing to justify it

That's what happens when you're a repeat offender. That's why Zeus is on his 4th or 5th alt now.
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TopicSome El Paso shooting victims fear seeking medical aid over immigration status
Keebs05
08/08/19 1:03:35 AM
#32
faramir77 posted...
There are existing legal routes to immigrate to the US.

Unless you have a sponsor already in the country or you have a needed skillset for an employer, the legal routes are sparse. You mostly have to rely on the green card lottery or trying to get refugee status. Any legal channel is long, drawn out and very expensive.

The immigration process itself needs a massive overhaul.
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TopicJair Bolsonaro will allow POLICE to KILL ON SIGHT Without Fear of PROSECUTION!!!
Keebs05
08/08/19 12:44:33 AM
#49
Do you want the start a boogaloo? Because that's how you start a boogaloo...
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Topic39 y/o Man BODYSLAMS a 13 y/o BOY for having his HAT ON during NATIONAL ANTHEM!
Keebs05
08/07/19 12:58:29 AM
#22
I miss the days when you could be patriotic and not blow a gasket when you see someone who isn't.
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TopicBest character in The Office (that isn't one of the obvious choices)
Keebs05
08/07/19 12:26:24 AM
#28
Creed is actually the obvious choice but I'm glad that you have him on the poll regardless
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TopicMy sister and two cousins are at a mall that has an active shooter
Keebs05
08/04/19 3:45:05 PM
#168
wolfy42 posted...
I think the answer is simple.

Guns don't kill people, bullets do.

Regulate the amount of bullets, and you can't have mass killings.

Also, absolutely no way for semi-automatic etc weapons at all. Pistols or rifles only, but no fast loading ones allowed. All should be recalled and owning them should be a serious offense.

Even for pistols/rifles you need to actually take a class, get trained, and be registered to own one. Like a car, but.....actually more deadly.

We don't live in an age where everyone needs a gun, we don't get randomly attacked by beasts, and we are not going to be invaded by another country (or if we do, and it gets down to people with their own guns defending the nation, we are already screwed).

So get rid of most guns, limit the ammo for those left, and ensure nothing that can quickly kill 20+ people is available anymore.

"Simple"
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TopicThis was the 24 y/o Shooter who killed 9 People in Ohio in less than a MINUTE!!!
Keebs05
08/04/19 3:36:22 PM
#14
TheWorstPoster posted...
Mead posted...
Theres more guns than people in the US

Its no wonder any psycho that wants to go on a shooting spree can get their hands on one

unfettered and unregulated manufacturing of weapons needs to stop


Explain to me then, why Switzerland, which makes firearm ownership mandatory for every household, isn't in a perpetual state of civil war?

Hell, explain to me why Kennesaw, Georgia, which has the same firearm law as Switzerland, didn't have a murder since 1989?

In all fairness, I believe Switzerland mandates firearm ownership for every household after they have completed a period of military training.
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Topic29 y/o Trump Supporter VICIOUSLY PUNCHES an ELDERLY LIBERAL at Ohio Rally!!!
Keebs05
08/04/19 12:24:45 AM
#13
BlackScythe0 posted...
Keebs05 posted...
Conveniently leaving out how the old man egged him on before the punches were thrown but he still shouldn't have done it. He looks like he got all of his fighting tips from the combat tutorial in Grand Theft Auto.


No one has ever been able to egg me into getting out of a vehicle and getting arrested for attacking a person without justification.

Congratulations on being a functional member of society.
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Topic29 y/o Trump Supporter VICIOUSLY PUNCHES an ELDERLY LIBERAL at Ohio Rally!!!
Keebs05
08/04/19 12:20:37 AM
#11
Conveniently leaving out how the old man egged him on before the punches were thrown but he still shouldn't have done it. He looks like he got all of his fighting tips from the combat tutorial in Grand Theft Auto.
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TopicI finally figured out how to afford AU!!!
Keebs05
08/04/19 12:10:37 AM
#424
-Komaiko54- posted...
TheWitchMorgana posted...
i only watched the last video but i'm curious to know how you got that she "endorsed" your plan. all she really said is she can't say for sure what scholarships you could get -- and obviously she can't say that at this point it's probably too late to even consider. and also that you could be assessed a late fee and sent to collections which would give you a lot more problems to worry about.


she didn't tell me not to do it

Because it's literally your only option at this point.

-Komaiko54- posted...
Keebs05 posted...
Why did you ask the financial aid office about the consequences of not paying your tuition back on time if it's "never gonna happen?"


What part of *just in case* don't you understand?

For the past 40 pages, you've insisted that your plan is going to work. Now you're working on contingencies. Is it possible that an entire website of people telling you the flaws of your plan may have finally started to sink in?

Side note: Kudos on the suspension. I look froward to the antics of your new alt.
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TopicMy sister and two cousins are at a mall that has an active shooter
Keebs05
08/03/19 11:15:56 PM
#52
The only way you'll ever really impact the frequency of these mass shootings is with an all-out ban, confiscation and/or ridiculously heavy regulations and that simply won't happen. Nobody except the most extreme of politicians would go for it and I think there would be mass non-compliance with many gun owners.
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TopicI finally figured out how to afford AU!!!
Keebs05
08/03/19 3:36:26 AM
#408
-Komaiko54- posted...
why should I bring that up if it's never gonna happen

Why did you ask the financial aid office about the consequences of not paying your tuition back on time if it's "never gonna happen?"
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TopicIs there any news show where there's a far lefty and a far righty at the table?
Keebs05
08/03/19 1:13:58 AM
#4
I used to get a kick out of watching Hannity and Colmes. Then Colmes left and now it's just an hour long show of Hannity inviting guests onto the show and not letting them complete a thought on camera.
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TopicI finally figured out how to afford AU!!!
Keebs05
08/03/19 12:51:31 AM
#403
-Komaiko54- posted...
Here is the second video. I had to cut it in half because they asked for some sensative information and I didn't feel like editing. I asked them out paying deadlines where they said that I WOULD NOT be kicked out if I didn't pay by August 1st (yesterday)



You won't be kicked out. You'll just keep accruing interest on your outstanding balance and prevented from enrolling in any future semesters. It'll then be turned over to collections if you still don't pay it.

-Komaiko54- posted...
Here is the third video. It's just be dicking around with the financial aid office about my plan. I'll save you ten minutes and say she endorsed my plan and encourage me to search for more scholarships. I skipped to when they pick up but you can see the beginning I show the number on screen.



She encouraged to look for more scholarships because that's your only choice at this point. You also conveniently left out the part of the plan where you "go off the grid" and stiff the college on their tuition.

You have a very odd definition of being "right."
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TopicI finally figured out how to afford AU!!!
Keebs05
08/02/19 1:51:18 AM
#391
Damn, GFAQs really cracking down on the alts.
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TopicI find it comical Zeus is coming out of the woodwork with all these alts
Keebs05
08/02/19 12:49:24 AM
#67
I think the most disturbing part is that most of his alts have been around for years and have the karma to show for it. Must get exhausting trying to keep track and log onto so many different accounts.

He's on the horror movie board now crying out about persecution.

IKksOtk
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TopicHow would you rate hideo kojima as a game creator?
Keebs05
08/01/19 7:39:14 AM
#13
EvilMegas posted...
Keebs05 posted...
Pretty good despite the clusterfuck that is MGSV.
That's not kojimas fault.

Not entirely his fault but he's not blameless either.
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TopicHow would you rate hideo kojima as a game creator?
Keebs05
07/31/19 11:49:53 PM
#7
Pretty good despite the clusterfuck that is MGSV.
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TopicUnsigned Jeremy Lin SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY and says the NBA has GIVEN UP on him!!!
Keebs05
07/31/19 1:27:44 AM
#2
The guy has made just over $65 million in salary alone, not including sponsors, and is an NBA champion. Retire and live the good life.
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Topic10 y/o Black Kid is charged with ASSAULT for throwing a DODGEBALL at White Kid!
Keebs05
07/31/19 12:45:29 AM
#17
Never mind the criminal charge, I think the one-day suspension is way too harsh. To be perfectly honest, I'm surprised that some schools even still play dodgeball.
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Topic22 y/o MISOGYNIST Murdered his G/F because she REFUSED to get an ABORTION!!!
Keebs05
07/31/19 12:40:57 AM
#3
Full Throttle posted...
A second friend said "She was really upset because she was pregnant and she had been trying to get rid of her child through unhealthy ways, like going out, drinking a lot and doing drugs. He wanted her to get an abortion but i think morally she didn't want to do it.

Why not just get the fucking abortion then? Did she think she would get off the moral hook is she aborted it via high-risk behavior instead of just going to a clinic?
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TopicI finally figured out how to afford AU!!!
Keebs05
07/31/19 12:33:31 AM
#385
Heard back from AU yet? It's been a week and a half.
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