Lurker > K181

For what it's worth, I have TC tagged as "Wrote a tl;dnr on Aunt Jemima," so....

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

The real key to success is to be around forever but be completely forgettable.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

I guess Mercedes wins by default, as I view BMWs as being vastly overpriced for what they bring to the table.

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BloodMoon7 posted...

Christopher Robin thought it was funny. The real question is the name of his black and orange friend...

Better cat name than H. P. Lovecraft's.

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If she can handle it, sure.

My wife's a big gin fan, so my proclivity towards bourbon and scotch means our liquor cabinet is usually well-stocked and varied.

If she's like those douchebag freaks on one of my wife's Bravo shows that's half a cocktail from losing it at any point, hell no.

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Always. I'm not a complete asshole.

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Jesus, you milker freaks are creeps.

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A game that they put barely put any effort in to porting is their best-selling Switch game.

https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/software/index.html

And it's still selling.

It's an evergreen title for Nintendo.

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Terra

And Pangea was just a continent.

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Backing up into a spot while parallel parking is right way to park.

But he did take forever to do it.

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Nintendo does nothing with BotW 2 other than maybe announcing a name, making everybody freak out over how long it's taking.

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The old rule of thumb is that your absolute maximum purchase price should be 3x your salary.

In other words, if you make $50,000, then the absolute most expensive house would be $150,000, and preferably less than that.

Assuming you get a competitive flat rate mortgage after shopping around, you should be able to afford that.

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I view it in the trash tier below Pizza Hut but better than Little Ceasars.

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My dogs Angie and Mack and cats Milo and Leela want to fight.

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He just had a show that ran for four seasons on CBS.

Granted, as a CBS sitcom, it probably sucked, but he assuredly made more than a few million bucks for that.

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The Supremacy getting kamikazed.

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Especially as it makes no sense whatsoever in Spanish.

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That'd equal about $12.60 in American dollars.

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Brave_Song posted...

Isn't it more expensive to keep death row inmates alive for the rest of their lives?

No. Death row inmates cost more than those that spend life in prison due to vastly increased appeals costs.

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No. I don't believe that the state should have life and death power over its citizenry, and I recognize that our justice system is not perfect.

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It's for six year-olds.

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Blueberry
Apple
Cherry
Key lime
Pumpkin

Strawberry rhubarb is the best pie, though.

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Sports is big business, but sports media, especially post-game interviewing, is borderline worthless.

Oh no, an athlete is refusing to speak to the media and give empty statements about the game they just played. Nobody fucking cares.

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g0ldie posted...

in the Cruella prequel, three dalmatians kill her mom (have her fall to her death)

So she's a dog racist for hating an entire group for the actions of a few?

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It's 2021 and people are still surprised that Nintendo charges full price for everything they release?

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Posters that couldn't successfully hit on a Walmart customer complaining about how Scarlett Johansson has aged is pretty peak CE.

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Hundred points for me.

Filipino Rebellion posted...

Sacramento, the best city in California

Only if you have an extremely bad opinion of California.

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Ryuko_Chan posted...

yea but is it from a show? whats it about

It's from a show about undergrads.

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Give me a day or two's notice and I could wreck the next week of my life for $6+ million eating six or more pizzas in a day.

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Kloe_Rinz posted...

How did they mess something this simple up

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Add two zeroes on the end, or I walk.

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Somewhere between Venus and Mars.

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RebelElite791 posted...

That isn't why it's funny

I didn't say it was, I was saying what the sign was meant to convey, to which I said that German speakers found it funny in their language just as English-speakers find the town of F***ing funny. I saw your poison post.

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It's a German-themed store that wants to convey you can buy gifts to an audience that speaks English. Nice for a laugh for Germans same as we find F***ing, Austria funny.

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Portal gun would only work on specialty surfaces that don't exist irl, but seeing as that's accounted for, using it for anything fun would cripple you, or worse, without magic leg braces.

Easily the gravity gun.

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Yes, if a dude refuses to stop having sex with a woman when she tells him to stop, it's rape even if not started out consensually.

This isn't hard to grasp.

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Yeah, I ran in rough crowds growing up.

I routinely took standardized tests with non-#2 pencils, and the feds never caught me.


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jumi posted...

Her fucking plans for damn near everything.

Which would have zero chance of passing between the GOP and moderate Dem opposition.

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None

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Anyone that finds Corner Gas entertaining definitely ain't human.

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I have my grandma's old one on a shelf in my basement.

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Spec Ops: The Line is basically a generic shooter with decent sand physics that people remember exclusively because of the story.

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The same people that buy weaponized raptors.

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Was expecting Okami.

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Make your own hard mode. Pretend permadeath is on and pokemon battles are cockfights. If any of your Pokemon are defeated, they're dead and you can't use them anymore.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.