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I'd hole in one her green if you know what I mean
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yunalenne10 posted...

I remember mIRC.

I remember using mIRC to download mp3s. What a fucking tedious task that was.
Played a game called Chaos a lot in mIRC.
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Make A Very Spicy Methi Chicken Curry With Naan!
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After I got my wisdom teeth out I tried to buy the chair from the doctor, lol.

In always afraid I'm going to say some horrible sexual stuff.

The one time during board game night we got pretty drunk. I passed out on the couch while some of the others played xbox. Apparently I kept nodding back into existence to ask my wife if we could go upstairs and fuck >_>. Eventually my one coworker was like "Bro, there's zero chance your dick is gonna work right now. Drink your fucking water."
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Alucard188 posted...

"Oooh yeah!"

-Bus driver, probably.

Came in to say OH YEEAAAH!
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Okay but who's going to be Gadget.
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They always says they need money to buy food. I always offer to buy them food. If I've offered food to 50 people, 49 of them have a list of excuses as to why they can't accept that and want money instead.

It's weird to me. Even if they wanted money for alternative reasons, why are you passing up free food? I'm walking around in Squirrel Hill,you could have pretty much any kind of food you want. Dumb.
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FF_Redux posted...

Trying to emulate Britney Spears but failing.

Very much this. I didn't think it sounded THAT bad though.
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One of my favorite artists.
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JlM posted...

A few strong tracks, but mostly Folklore B-Sides.

Nevermind, this album is fucking fantastic.

The "follow"s and "hollow"s on Willow make my chest feel like it's full of warm, fuzzy worms on methamphetamine and I've never been so content to have a chest full of warm, fuzzy worms on methamphetamine.
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Bloody Dildo
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No FUCKING way?!?!

REVOLT! EAT THE RICH! VIVA GORDITA!
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Didn't care, as long as someone was getting nailed.
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A few strong tracks, but mostly Folklore Besides.
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I just want to say holy shit, thank you again, and verify that TC is legit.
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:o yo.... This is nuts. I'll send you Venmo info shortly. The picture is of the same cat. I'll buy him a sick toy. And I'll eventually pay it forward in a similar manner.
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Carly Rae <3

https://youtu.be/rF9ST-j3u4M

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I just don't understand the point of spewing your negative opinions of something so subjective as music.

If you don't like it, don't listen to it and move the fuck on.

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*wears an earbud for 2 minutes*
*ears and throat instantly hurt*
*has to get a COVID test now*


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I'm an edgy hardass, so I've never heard of BTS.

Or LeBron James.

Or TIME.
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Starks posted...

Already? Didn't one just come out?

Folklore just came out five months ago. Im still listening to it daily.

I'm not ready for this yet. Another track with Bon Iver. Holy shit.

I reallllllly hope she doesn't pump out 9 vinyl variants of this as well because my wife will kill me in my sleep.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/1337020334122397697

I'm not even remotely over album of the year, Folklore. And now Evermore comes out tonight.

I haven't even received all 8 vinyl copies of Folklore yet.

My body IS NOT READY.
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Ryan Gosling and Anne Hathaway.

Not sure who I'd rather fuck more.
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Man, I remember my girlfriend coming over and my dad saying "I'm running to the store. I'll be back in two hours.".

What a bro.
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I would eat sour cream on just about anything. Mexican food is basically just a vessel for sour cream for me.
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My asshole cat loves carrying large objects around in his mouth. He also loves foam. I thought he was going to die once when he ate a significant amount of yoga mat.

Here he is after he dug the XBOX packaging out of the trash :

http://imgur.com/gallery/1AHMfRA
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I yell at my wife every time she suggests using DoorDash/GrubHub
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Box Office Cancer
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Trumpers are going to refuse to take it anyway.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Does she actually like surprises?

I'd love to find out some day.
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LostForest posted...

JlM posted...

The problem is that she wasn't expecting anything at all. We usually don't exchange. The gift itself wasn't the important part for me, it was the surprise of there being gifts at all, lol.

Ohhh, that makes more sense. Kinda weird to not exchange gifts period lol, but I get that the surprise was ruined.

So you know what you do now? Tell her, "oh I wanted to get you one little gift this year since it's been such a bad year..."
Then, you can still have the surprise of that one single gift turning into a bunch of gifts on Christmas morning.

We exchanged early in the relationship like normal people, but we've been together 20 years now and kinda ran out of ideas. We just focus on buying for our families. When we want something for ourselves, we just buy it.

But yeah, downplaying the gift(s) is what I have moved onto.
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Flockaveli posted...

Surprises are fake, that's movie bullshit.

At this point I am inclined to believe you. Lol :(
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shockthemonkey posted...

Hahaha dude I get the frustration but if this is the problem with your life then youve had a fucking wonderful year

Yeah, this is some petty shit to be upset about in the grand scheme of things, I realize that.
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LostForest posted...

JlM posted...


I don't understand the problem here then. If you tell her "Hey one of your presents is arriving before I get home, don't look at it." then what's the issue? That's what me and my wife do, if we know a present is arriving, we give each other a heads up to avoid present spoilers lol.

The problem is that she wasn't expecting anything at all. We usually don't exchange. The gift itself wasn't the important part for me, it was the surprise of there being gifts at all, lol.

The surprise being ruined was bad enough, but later realizing that if I just calmed down and thought it over I could have covered it as being stuff my mom sent to the house makes it even worse. What a doofus.
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We don't often to gift exchanges for holidays or birthdays or whatever. But every now and then I find something or feel it's an extra special occasion and want to try to surprise her.

And somehow it gets revealed and ruined in some way every. single. fucking. time.

The time I tried to throw her a surprise party and her dipshit friend called HER and asked her if she could bring her new boyfriend.

The time I was remodeling her room the way she had always wanted, but she decided to come home from her trip days early, so I barely had time to do anything.

Even small things, like making a nice elaborate dinner, she'll call and tell me she's picking up food, I'll have to talk her out of it and by the time I do, it's obvious that I have something "special" planned.

This is our first Christmas since we bought this house and she wasn't expecting anything. I had bought her TONS of shit. I had everything delivered to my work or my mom's house.

Except for ONE item that I had to have shipped directly to the house. Had it scheduled for a day she would be at work. But now her work made her get a non-rapid covid test. So she'll be home and it will be delivered before I'm home.

So I had a bit of a meltdown. Not aimed at her, obviously, because it's not her fault, just the universe fucking me over in general.
Afterwards I realized I could have probably played it off as stuff my mom had sent here for my dad, but I was too frustrated to not a be a fucking idiot, and it's ruined. She knows not to open the box coming tomorrow because it part of her present.

I feel so incredibly deflated. After such a shit year, I was really looking forward to this. She still doesn't know what I got her, or how much I got her, but the actual excitement was for her waking up and finding a bunch of unexpected presents.

Sigh. BlogFAQs
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Spoiler :. If you live above someone, they feel the same way about you. Apartments suck, that's it.
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Lokison posted...

I prefer Sierra Mist Cranberry Splash. Shit was the bomb.

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Lana Del Rey was so fucking cute before she started doing that shit.
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Dis account is ready to FUCK
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Nugs with melty cheese? What is this nonsense?

Sheetz tendies with nacho cheese? Ooooooooh yeah.
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I'm in.
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Tottenham. Sure, they have a great chance!

LOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Caps

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I'm gonna snag some things mentioned in this and hope to find some new music.

I in general enjoy Charlie XCX, I need to fux wit her more. I need to give Grimes a better chance. I like the song she did with Bleachers. I want to like Phoebe but she kinda bores me in the same way Julian Baker does. I'm gonna check out Charley Crockett now. I'm not even sure what "progressive country" means.

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I don't know too many.

Taylor Swift - Folklore
The Weeknd - After Hours
Jason Isbell & The 400 Unit - Reunions
The Mountain Goats - Getting Into Knives
???

I find it hard to find new music I like. I'll be able to make a top ten of 2020 list better in 2025.

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What if it's because you don't have hands. :(

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THATSHAaHT
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