Lurker > JazzMasterZero

TheWorstPoster posted...

I am just doomed to a life of loneliness, mediocrity, and failure. There are probably a million girls out there who would reject any of my advances, solely because I never had a real girlfriend before.

You forgot how you are the perfect gentleman.

So when are you going to admit that you lied to us about winning your class president election?

Sunny, I heard you dont even take viagra for the ED that you get.

So you plan to just keep living with your parents for the rest of their lives to support them? Good luck getting any self respecting girl who into that especially when youre already 30.

Maybe you should post the picture again since you dont think there is anything wrong with it.

Judgmenl posted...

Joshs Name posted...

What's your bio

I actually have an intentionally bad bio that is designed to turn off people, including a part where I say I hate social media and that I live with my parents.

Well theres your answer right there why you dont have any matches. You should post one of your profile pics so we see if theres anything not so flattering with that.

Im glad you took my feedback on that dumb poster and commercial to heart and made appropriate changes. Your welcome.

Maybe if you post that picture a third time and just really explain yourself, theyll lift the suspension from your other account.

SpeeDLeemon posted...

I marked a post in this topic where he called someone a "dumb a." I hope that helped in the suspension.

I liked how he did that in a post where he states hes never going to get banned.

Lmao. Suspended. Guess you shouldnt have reposted that picture, pal.

-Komaiko54- posted...

SHE'S 17 LIKE MKE

Thanks for clarifying that she is indeed underage and you were creepily peeping on her.
CacciatoPart3 posted...

Youre not fuckin anything man. We can tell by your topics.

He probably meant his pillow or some cartoon cutout.

-Komaiko54- posted...

You can't hurt what you love

Lmfao! Damn I can almost guarantee that youre going to get a domestic violence or stalking charge against you sometime in the next 5 years. You really should seek some therapy before you hurt someone.

-Komaiko54- posted...

WHAT'S YOU FUCKING PROBLEM CUZ I NEVER POSTED IMAGES OF UNDERAGE GIRLS.

Yes you have, and you literally talked about looking down an underage girls shirt in your other topic.

-Komaiko54- posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Again? What is wrong with you? I will not be surprised if see you in the news in the future for committing violent crimes against women.

w h A t? hOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? I LOVE WOMEN

Do you love them so much that you never will let them go and will keep them as yours no matter what?

-Komaiko54- posted...

JazzMasterZero posted...

-Komaiko54- posted...

Yellow posted...

So you're not into your sister anymore?

I kinda grew out of it, yeah

Lmfao. Holy shit. This just gets better and better. Did your sisters breast get too big and you just werent into her anymore?

It's natural to have attraction to siblings, stop finding excuses to make me look bad.

You do a damn good job making yourself look terrible all on your own. Also its not normal to be sexually attracted to a sibling, but keep telling yourself that, buddy.

I think you might need to repost the picture so we can all fairly judge if youre right or wrong.

-Komaiko54- posted...

Yellow posted...

So you're not into your sister anymore?

I kinda grew out of it, yeah

Lmfao. Holy shit. This just gets better and better. Did your sisters breast get too big and you just werent into her anymore?

Maybe if you post it again and try to explain yourself, you wont get warned again.

If you somehow do miraculously win, you should thank me for giving all your trash ideas feedback and allowing you the opportunity to change them and not sound clueless. But we all know thats not going to happen, so you should just thank me anyway.

Nomak-54 posted...

I also wanted to do a college major fair that focuses on college majors and careers rather than schools. I mainly wanted to invite professors to speak of their classes. We are a rigorous college-prep school by the way.

Good idea but not realistic. Good luck getting a bunch of different professors to be able to all come to your school the same day and around the same time.

Nomak-54 posted...

In december we have a half day, right? WHat if we had a winter banquet with music, "dinner" games etc?

Whos going to pay for it and supervise all the students?

Nomak-54 posted...

Now stay with me now, in the cafeteria we have this weird area that's a long table with outlets on it. That space was supposed to be for microwaves but we never got them. So what if, stay with me, instead of microwaves we get WAFFLE IRONS?

This is just laughably dumb. So instead of getting a multipurpose item like a microwave, you want to get waffle irons. One its a liability issue to have dumb high schoolers using it when they can and will burn themselves, and two it will make a complete mess. Also are you just going to have an open bucket of batter? The whole concept is just not realistic again and also rather stupid.

Nomak-54 posted...

but actually I Got a bit of brain up here.

Not really. Sure some of the ideas sound good when youre just shitting them out, but realistically most of your ideas are not feasible without doing a lot of work which I cant see your lazy and procrastinating ass doing.

So lets hear some of your other great plans for improving your school or do you just have that dumb assistant middle school teacher one.

Nomak-54 posted...

What's so funny?

Well first off the whole thing just looked and sounded terrible.

Second, you couldnt get anyone in your own grade to say good things about you so you have to get 9th and 10thgraders who probably barely know you.

Third, your big idea is to give kids the opportunity to go volunteer as an assistant teacher at a middle school. Like thats just plain dumb. Who the hell is going to elect you when thats your big plan to improve the school? Everything you said in the video is empty and shallow with no real ideas except for the dumb middle school one.

Lmfao

Maybe you should open your eyes and not squint like a blind man.

Well then you obviously either pussed out or got rejected.

I gave it a 1 because

1. The stupid design that your face is in is off center.

2. The coloring is terrible. Tough to read the print because its overlapping junk and bad color.

3. Your two sayings are pretentious as fuck.

4. Open your eyes. No one wants to elect Mr. Magoo

@Sarcasthma

This

-Komaiko54- posted...

Why the fuck do you think I'm gay bro I'm not fucking gay. I love pussy, I'm in deep love with the female anatomy. Male anatomy? Gross. Not gay bro so stop with this stupid ass meme.

And this

-Komaiko54- posted...

The fuck did I do to deserve this? All I said was I wasn't gay. I've been trying to get boo'd up for a long time now, I even used to sig her, and now you guys think I'm gay for some reason? Are you really going to meme this when it's not even funny in the first place? Where the fuck did this even come from just outta the blue "LOL U LIK MEN" it's not amusing in any way shape or form. I just wanted to post a topic because my gym thot friend posted a video of her showing off her abs with a little under bob and I was like OOOOOh cuz it was was so fucking hot and I wanted to lick her chiseled muscles so fucking bad but she's fucking in a relationship goddammnit my life is actually kinda' tragic when you think about it because it's gonna be hard af to find someone cool to chill with. Like for fucks sake I was in three relationships sort of and they were all girls too. You think my female anatomy was a fucking joke? Mother fucker I was being serious. Women are too perfect for the eye to behold. But it's more than that. It's the emotion, the character (ethos if you will) that goes into it.

ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GET A BOO AND NOW I'M GETTING PERSONALLY ATTACKED I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAND!

I think @-Komaiko54- and @LinkPizza would make a great couple. Make it happen guys!

Are you sure its not about a guy?

Did one of those topics ask a question your uncomfortable with, bro? You can tell us about your sexuality, bro. Were all bros here.

-Komaiko54- posted...

I don't see any topics there, bro

I think you might me squinting your eyes too
much bro because theyre right there.

Hey, bro. Why did you close these two topics?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/77007491

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/77007497

-Komaiko54- posted...

It's nothing different than chillin' with the bros passing around tacos. I just like posting things.

The difference here is that practically everyone here finds you annoying and your topics pointless. I would be impressed if you could name one regular poster here that likes you.

X-Poop or PeeS5?

Nomak-54 posted...

B.B. saggin', fly like a dragon
Bitches suck my dick 'cause I'm fly like Aladdin

Like this isnt even a good rhyme/line at all. How are you going to be Im fly like a dragon then the very next line be Im fly like Aladdin. Thats just dumb and shitty writing. At least go with something like cause it will grant them wishes like Aladdin, but obviously this artist is unpopular for a reason.

Looks like you got a regular class clown on your hands. Dont get wrapped up in his zany hijinks.

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

He use to be skinnier but all that alcohol and bar food really packed on the pounds.

I dont see how someone who hasnt even reached puberty can come out as gay. Sad that the kid killed himself though.

-Komaiko54- posted...

If I fail I'm blaiming y'all, r/physics, r/engineering for perma banning me for posting a school related topic, and r/engineeringstudents for flat out deleting my post. I'm DONE

Lmfao. Maybe you should get gud at life kiddo

Nah. Go for it.

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best times

Imagine being 40 years old, working as a diner cook, and having your ass handed to you on a daily basis by people younger and more successful than you on a video game message board.

Yes but only if you can stick your ts in your v

I bet they made Westworld because of Red Dead Redemption.

I heard he likes the song Tubthumping by Chumbawamba

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2018/08/19/asia-argento-paid-off-sexual-assault-accuser-nyt-report-says/1039417002/

Irony. Im sure she felt like it was ok to sexually assault a minor because shes a woman and he wanted it or some bullshit.

EnvyFox posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Ernie is a non-combatant. I keep bacon in my pocket and we all know bacon is his kryptonite.

Okay anyone who is so prepared for any altercations that they have emergency bacon in their pocket at all times must be a masked crime fighter in their spare time. I vote for SunWuKung!

He keeps bacon in his pocket because hes overweight and likes to eat it throughout the day.

Nomak-54 posted...

CacciatoPart3 posted...

I hope the Navy does a good enough job on their background check to see how odd you are. People get kicked out all the time for child porn so hope it doesnt happen to you.

Cept I've never actually posted or saved CP so yeah HA lmao

Oh so youve looked it up but just didnt save it. Got ya.

DPsx7 posted...

Any relation to Serious Sam?

They are homosexual lovers. The movie has a pretty hardcore scene with the two. Full penetration.