Lurker > IAmNowGone

Action53 posted...

Meh, it's been a while since I posted a new one

https://imgur.com/wuax4YB

You seem incredibly capable in bed. Got a grungy rockstar vibe that just oozes about you. 7/10 would bang

TheOrangeMisfit posted...

BloodWhen_iWipe posted...

TheOrangeMisfit posted...

For your sake, I'm just gonna hope you googled fat, bald cuck and that's not really you.

Post a pic of yourself @TheOrangeMisfit

As soon as I can live off of my youtube spam, I promise I will, but I don't feel comfortable revealing my personal self until that's done. If you are over 18, I can however send you a nude, faceless pic if that interests you. I've been told I have a pretty hot body.

Slide into my dms

SmokeMassTree posted...

Such kind words

Mhm

wolfy42 posted...

IAmNowGone posted...

Dig the bear daddy look you got goin on but i think you should smile more.

Thanks:) I do smile, just usually not in pictures....some weird part of my hind brain thinks pictures are serious business of something lol. Maybe it's just my natural inclination to not follow orders and years of people saying "smile" when they took my picture or something.

Anyway, usually when I smile even at strangers they smile back, think thats pretty normal, but I do smile alot:)

Thats good! Id like to see it sometime.

TheOrangeMisfit posted...

Mead posted...

For your sake, I'm just gonna hope you googled fat, bald cuck and that's not really you.

Begone with such negativity

SmokeMassTree posted...

Im not surprised you look like this. HOWEVER, youve got nice eyes, and nice lips. You seem as though youd give the best hugs.

KogaSteelfang posted...

https://imgur.com/Wngj7hh

Nice eyes and nice lips.

Dakooder posted...

https://imgur.com/a/OMRvHVV

This was taken yesterday

Cool tattoos. Nice style. You seem like youd be fun to hang with. Fortunately with you greasy skinny white guys are my type. So yeah your whole getup is attractive to me.

wolfy42 posted...

I look kinda scruffy in this one, but it's the only one I have on my laptop. I'll try and take one in a few days though that is better (I'm actually clean shaven now etc.

https://ibb.co/dJkr3U

Dig the bear daddy look you got goin on but i think you should smile more.

EnvyFox posted...

I was being a little silly when my friend took this photo so be gentle...

https://image.ibb.co/enTUa9/MeTongue.jpg

cutesy wootsy uwu :3

wwinterj25 posted...

https://imgur.com/CNqm86Y

Good luck with that.

It seems like someone like you would be losing hair at this point but your hairline looks good. I zoomed in and it looks like youve got nice eyes. Lips are good too

Jen0125 posted...

me and my bff totoro

Gorgeous eyes. Beautiful hair. Nice full lips. A warm and inviting face.

Far-Queue posted...

https://imgur.com/7St0NWA

Very beautiful eyes. Nice smile. Total daddy package.

JimCarrysToe posted...

https://ibb.co/mOYJ09

Nice hair. Very pretty. You look down to earth and nerdy but in a good way

Bump

CarefreeDude posted...

https://imgur.com/x7Vo3ON

Haha. Youve got beautiful blue eyes, nice full lips, and a body that probably offers warmth, comfort, and security while cuddling.

trodi_911 posted...

https://imgur.com/itpJAGw

Your skin is nice and smooth and you have nice eyelashes.

Lokarin posted...

https://imgur.com/8n5v3ir

Your eyes have a very nice warm color.

Mead posted...

Dig the beard my guy. It suits you very much so. Somehow I feel like you have a nice smile.

EclairReturns posted...

This is me in my bed-clothes. My nipples stick out when I wear t-shirts, which is why, in addition to being really fat, I always make an effort to wear a jacket when going outside.

https://imgur.com/a/PW4HxuU

Unless you photoshop your pics, I see no fat anywhere.

Self conscious? Not loved? A VIRGIN? Let me cure what ails you by finding something, anything, attractive about you.

ASlaveObeys posted...

this is after a 16 hour shift where a female inmate went into labor and I had to sit in the room, bored out of my skull.
https://imgur.com/Y5eNe7z

Lord jesus have mercy

Jack for christ sake just post pics of you in uniform goddamnit

I bet you look fuckin great in uniform

Wait ur meeting jack? Upsetting i wanted to meet him

Also frycry lol

that game was abysmal. mostly boring but it was to pass the time

faramir77 posted...

It's a funny psychological phenomenon where the most active crusaders against something are often guilty of the thing they're against.

The most outspoken homophobes are usually gay, for example.

Yupyupyyup

Doctor Foxx posted...

IAmNowGone posted...

well i can say one thing for certain the reveal is going to be extremely underwhelming for the rest of us lol

Not like you would have ever seen in my pants anyway

nor would i have wanted to. im as queer as the day is bright

Greenfox111 posted...

Doctor Foxx posted...

IAmNowGone posted...

wait i was wrong about transitioning

Anyone guessing that is really wrong dang

really wrong? so are you going further in the other direction?
are you getting a second vagina?

Lmao

well i can say one thing for certain the reveal is going to be extremely underwhelming for the rest of us lol

wait i was wrong about transitioning

SRS?

Jen0125 posted...

I agree with your mother.

this.

also send me money

GanglyKhan posted...

Absolute degeneracy ITT

thank u

Im too lazy to post a pic tho

Revelation34 posted...

LinkPizza posted...

Here's my senior pic:
https://imgur.com/49MD8PM

What about you?

I was way off. I thought you were white.

Same lol

LinkPizza posted...

IAmNowGone posted...

LinkPizza posted...

IAmNowGone posted...

LinkPizza posted...

Was the casino is Vegas or where you live? (I would understand if you didn't want to answer this)

I know he rambled on about being straight, but did he seem gay to you?

It was where I live in MD. And yes he seemed closeted. Because he literally asked if i wanted to fuck lol. He was pretty close to his friend too.

I'm also from MD. Haha. Did his friend seem gay and possibly into him? Though, if they seemed to be into each other, it's weird that they just wouldn't have sex... Hmmm...

Yeah they seemed into each other. Probably crusing for a couple honestly. MD huh? Small world.

Probably. I've met up with couples before... And yeah. I was born in DC, but lived and grew up in MD. I haven't lived there for years due to the military. But I might move back. Depending on how things turn out here...

Curious. What do u look like?

LinkPizza posted...

IAmNowGone posted...

LinkPizza posted...

Was the casino is Vegas or where you live? (I would understand if you didn't want to answer this)

I know he rambled on about being straight, but did he seem gay to you?

It was where I live in MD. And yes he seemed closeted. Because he literally asked if i wanted to fuck lol. He was pretty close to his friend too.

I'm also from MD. Haha. Did his friend seem gay and possibly into him? Though, if they seemed to be into each other, it's weird that they just wouldn't have sex... Hmmm...

Yeah they seemed into each other. Probably crusing for a couple honestly. MD huh? Small world.

LinkPizza posted...

Was the casino is Vegas or where you live? (I would understand if you didn't want to answer this)

I know he rambled on about being straight, but did he seem gay to you?

It was where I live in MD. And yes he seemed closeted. Because he literally asked if i wanted to fuck lol. He was pretty close to his friend too.

Revelation34 posted...

@TheWorstPoster wants pics of your sister in law.

Nah. Thats creepy.

LinkPizza posted...

Would you want to have a threesome with him?

Do you think your fianc would go for that?

Who is normally the top and bottom in your relationship?

Maybe more later...

Doubtful. He had pretty eyes but otherwise looked like your typical trailer park trash white guy.

No. Fianc is pretty traditionalist monogamist. He would never unless he was blackout drunk.

Im the bottom. Fianc is the top.

So were at a casino and a guy comes up to me and says:

How long u been out the closet? Cuz you look gay af

And im like a long time thank u

He was obviously drunk but he rambled on about how gay i looked and how straight he was.

Then he walked off. My sis in law was angry because of how rude he was but i was just flattered honestly.

He returns shortly after and says would you fuck me and i was shook like um. Im with my fiance and then he asks for a threesome. Im like wtf lol.

Then my sis in law goes beserk but anyway im kinda tipsy ask me anything

Ive been enjoying the new season tbh

Lmao i love how duckbear sensationalizes his posts just like the mainstream media does.

7. Being the recipient can be painful but for the most part its great