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Are ya winning son?

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Eww gross

Flauros posted...

Ever see a naked woman, on weed?

no :(

haloiscoolisbak posted...

Ever touched her boobies

;)

Jealous?

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Happy birthday.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/1/AAVNlKAADZ3d.jpg

Wtf

Im seeing a lot of things in this topic that I dont like.

I bet Ill get a hot girlfriend if I go Goblin Mode at the mall.

My friend watched that movie and then a weird girl came out of his tv and told him to vote Republican.

He was never the same.

SauI_Goodman posted...

Can i still eat pussy and ass?
And get handjobs?

No

googs19 posted...

$2 million is a lot of money, but it's not exactly the kind of money you would need in order to never have to worry about money again.

I mean, if you invested it properly you could probably live off the interest.

I saw Halo at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, Oh, like youre doing now?
I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him killing The Flood. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Health Kits in his hands without paying.
The Brute at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Health Kits and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each Health Kit and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Tenaku posted...

Wouldn't being that rich make it that much easier to get a partner?

Aye, thats the rub

Hoodroar posted...

30-40% of young men don't have sex and they're probably overrepresented on a video game message board. The $2 million is basically free.

I wish I could argue, but Im currently one of those young men you mentioned.

Guess Im just holding out hope for a turnaround

You people sicken me!

I find it very arousing.

TheUmbersun posted...

Did you forget what board this is or

This board, nay this site, is full of horndogs. So yeah Im surprised.

Wow. Kinda surprised by the results

Keep going! Lets see if we can get the value down to zero!

Glob posted...

but there were other sports that I was much better at, including one where I competed internationally for a while.

Thats really freaking cool.

haloiscoolisbak posted...

Sorry to hear that

Thanks. Its cool tho. You get used to it.

The_Creep_2020 posted...

This pretty much, lol.

My dad used to play rugby, and absolutely fucked his back in the 80s. Weirdly enough, playing with Aussie and British expats in New York.

He was immobile for a good month.

Do either of you still play, or did you guys have to give it up?

haloiscoolisbak posted...

How have you not spent time in a city as well as never camped? Where do you live? I'd assume you'd have done one or the other

I have really bad allergies dude. Im deathly allergic to grass. I also have a weak immune system and autoimmune diseases run in my family. I also have asthma. I have to be careful where I go.

Ive always lived in the suburbs. The few times Ive been to New York City, Philly etc. I got really sick afterwards. Same with when I visited my cousins farm.

Glob posted...

No.

This is why it's funny when Americans claim that rugby is the soft version of American Football, in which they all wear pads and helmets.

I cant even really comprehend how that works. Dont the players get horribly injured? And like, nobody cares?

Glob posted...

Then you can stick your money up your arse.

Yes thats allowed. Just as long as nobody else is involved in the sticking.

Xethuminra posted...

The first ones were definitely kind of nudie movies.

The new Netflix show looks dope tho. I may have to check out that one.

TentacleDemon posted...

You're probably going to be limited to self pleasure. Your own hands, toys, a rolled up towel, etc.

Exactly. You beat me to the response. Lol

The_Creep_2020 posted...

Its a staple of the boys private schools here. Its character building, apparently. Certainly built up my leg muscles.

Lol, last game I played our coach couldnt be fucked to turn up. So the other side (a school who were fairly notorious for being really dirty players) went to town. After someone on my team got a broken nose and another got a broken cheekbone (that looked all kinds of fucked up), the spectating parents made them call off the game.

Holy crap. They dont give the kids helmets or face masks or nothing?

Alteres posted...

hah, the only thing off your list I havent done is play bloody madden.

*but also yah, you arent missing out much.

Lol. Sometimes I regret missing out on so much in life, but I have really severe allergies so its put a hamper on a lot of my activities, even as an adult.

The movies and games are stuff I just never got around to, but have been meaning to.

Xethuminra posted...

Have you seen the Resident Evil movies?

Ive seen some of one of them, but I couldnt tell you which one. All that sticks out in my head is that the girl was topless at one point.

The_Creep_2020 posted...

Not really as fun as advertised. I used to play rugby at school (second row or hooker).

20 years later, I still have scars all over my shins from the contested scrums, lol)

Rugby looks like a really rough sport. Im kinda surprised they let kids play it in schools.

It was me, Dio!

Video game franchises Ive never played

Resident Evil
Madden
Castlevania
Persona
Halo
Call Of Duty

Movie franchises Ive never seen

Harry Potter
Pirates Of The Caribbean
Fast And The Furious
The Lord Of The Rings
Twilight

Tv shows Ive never seen

The Office
Game Of Thrones
Friends
How I Met Your Mother
Two And A Half Men
Modern Family

Things Ive never done

Been on a boat
Been camping
Played tackle football
Been to the mountains
Been in a city longer than 7 hours

Vote

That animation blows

Smashingpmkns posted...

I haven't liked Damian in any of the animated DC movies and I'm not sure if this would change my opinion of him.

I havent liked him in anything tbh. I feel like the Robins get worse with each iteration.

Are ya winning son?

AlCalavicci posted...

earth!

Fire!

Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

the dark figure of the turd

sounds ominous

Strider102 posted...

You apparently have never felt the pain of chaffing.

As for the topic, no comment.

No comment means yes

And found out its been hooked up to an internet live feed for a whole year

Couldnt somebody just post porn or something and get a mod to lock it at post 400, ruining the topic for everybody?

TentacleDemon posted...

I've only ever experienced this when I stop shaving for a long time. After not shaving for several months it will only be itchy the first few days after I start shaving again. Even if I go several days between shaving.

@TentacleDemon how come you take pictures of your own B-hole in states of abuse?

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I dont watch a lot of live action comedy in general. If if Im gonna watch live action, its something like Sopranos or Breaking Bad. Otherwise I stick to cartoons.

Lol

Holy_Cloud105 posted...

Gotham is located in Jersey and Metropolis is in Delaware in the comics.

Wait really? As someone born in Jersey and raised in DE thats pretty cool.

SoIidLegacy posted...

Yes. By now those babies are making babies in your ear.

Disgusting little fornicators!

Raikuro posted...

Bane's mask and venom usage was changed so it wouldn't be too comic booky, yet any plot issue is hand waved as "it's just a comic book movie"

Lol. Exactly

Ill buy in if/when it gets low enough

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No, but you have to draw the line somewhere. The Nolan trilogy was designed to be a realistic take, and up until the third movie it was all fairly conceivable.

Holy_Cloud105 posted...

If I'm not mistaken, the Gotham in that Batman trilogy is based on Chicago.

Oh really? I was unaware of this. (Although it would explain all the crime)

Loved the movie, but it required serious suspension of belief when Bane took over. Theres no way on earth the American government would just relinquish control of a major metropolitan city to a mad man. Even if they had to covertly send in Navy seals one at a time, they wouldnt just give up control.

Also they couldnt let him be even if they wanted to. If Gotham really was meant to be a stand in for NYC, losing the stock exchange would impact the entire global economy.

EDIT: meant to say Dark Knight Rises in the title

LeperMessiahXX posted...

TMI ALERT

Not only have I seen my butthole, I've seen my turd crowning. There was a mirror on the shower door in the bathroom and as a kid I once bent over, looked between my legs and started pushing and saw it start to come out.

Sorry for telling you how fucked up I was as a kid.

Did you make it back to the toilet in time?