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I think its waiting to see whats happening between Russia and Ukraine just like the people are. Either that or Russia got lucky and bombed COVID in the process of leveling an entire country.

I dont really like spicy foods (or they dont like me, one or the other). The two I do like are Safeways frozen enchiladas and the nachos from Dennys.

I had a doll named Baby Marie and a couple of Barbie dolls, but I usually preferred to play with plush animals, dirt, rocks, and grass. Also loved hanging out with our horses and pigs. Pink things turn me off unless they are piggies. Baby Marie is still my best friend though, even now.

I only have this account. I have a hard enough time remembering passwords, I dont need more.

I guess its okay. I just wish we had more options here. What we have is the best we can get without spending a huge amount every month.

Why hasnt someone taken out Putin already?

I guess what I do everyday is normal. I wish I could mow grass year round around our yard because those ride-on mowers are fun! It gets too dry in the summer though.

Yep, Im on my moms membership. Its great to be able to go in and get a hot dog after a stressful doctors appointment. Sometimes mom asks me to pick up something while Im there.

Either that or the batteries. Most likely its DST.

My best friend isnt the regular Jesus. My friend is the Hippie Jesus.

Yeah, I remember him from watching the show as a kid. He was awesome!

He is a special ed kid. The parents had nothing to do with his problem, neither did violent video games. He has a mental illness that causes him to lash out. He needs help, not prison or lawsuits.

Any time Im in a high place, including standing on a chair. That one hotel in San Francisco with an elevator that has glass walls is a nightmare (I guess thats why they used it in the movie High Anxiety.) For some reason, Im okay standing in the back of our big GMC pickup though.

Definitely Agent 47. Maybe team him up with Deadpool just for fun.

I guess you can count speaking English and Bad English as more than one language. I was pretty fluent in Pig Latin in elementary school.

Was called in once, but wasnt chosen. The one last month, I didnt have to come in.

BlackScythe0 posted...

If only Trump wasn't Putins little bitch.

Hes not the president anymore. Youre safe, really. Find a closet and have a drink of wine. Youll feel better.

Only my half-brother. Ive known him all my life so I rarely think of him as a half-brother though.

Weird, I thought Texas had shipped all their homeless people to California. I guess they missed one.

Person106 posted...

Crap. I thought you were a lot younger for some reason.

Well, I do still have teddy bear picnics on the lawn and teach them how to play video games even though they dont have thumbs.

People trying to get my attention call me maam and it takes me a half a minute to realize theyre talking to me. I cant be old enough to be a maam, am I? Im only 41!

Well, reality does suck, but you should know everything you can about it so you can make an informed decision on whether or not you want to avoid it.

DarthSkeleton posted...

what is there to figure out?

its a great fucking song about an awesome chick with a dick

Definitely a great song! I like Weird Als parody of it too.

Im still trying to figure out Lola, to be honest.

DarthSkeleton posted...

irregardless, my goal is to become at least 30% cybernetic, have numerous lights smoke and synth noises emit from my body, and a pet wolf

also why does anti-feminism website gamefaqs.com not update their whatever the fuck to include female person emojis dammit

Who is even in charge of this tugboat anymore?

I think this tugboat was sunk by a giant great white shark or angry whale and were just treading water at this point waiting for Kevin Costner to save us.

I saw something this morning that mentioned that Ukraine has been dumped on since at least when Catherine the Great was around. I think they deserve a bit of peace now.

My mom, maybe my brother, and maybe a few orphaned turtles.

Well, just like then, the more rural areas are still being ignored while cities get faster internet. I read a lot of good books waiting for a single page to load on dial-up. That Hampster Dance was SO worth it though!

Spartan-B312 posted...

yeah, but there soldiers would drop like flies...

Not with me behind the trigger. I cant aim worth shit. Plus my gun only fires BBs and pellets, its an air pistol. Well, maybe the manual said something about it being able to use real bullets. Ill look at that later.

*shrug* Okay! Lets see how he does. Hes kinda cute too!

captpackrat posted...

What really gets me is when I try to order a particular car part, like a radiator for a Ford Expedition, and Amazon starts pushing radiators for Toyotas and Chevys and Hondas. Like, really? I'll just squeeze a couple Camry radiators into my Expedition, they're small so I'll need like two or three.

I like when you buy a car and a few months later, you get a brochure in the mail showing great deals on other cars of that brand. Hello, guys. The car I bought from you still works. Dont you have any faith in the durability of the cars you build?

Revelation34 posted...

God doesn't make beer.

God made hops. He made all plants. I like pot though. Its a really beautiful plant.

I still like the frozen pizzas that mention in the instructions to take it out of the box before you put it in the oven.

I am not going to give up my ride-on lawnmowers. Theyre too fun.

My brother used to babysit me all the time. When he went to the neighbors house to work for them he took me along and I would sit and play with acorns and rocks while he worked.