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TopicDo you wish Rare never sold out?
FartAstronaut69
06/07/12 9:48:00 AM
#7
I wish Microsoft would keep using them. They made three great games with Microsoft (Nuts and Bolts, the two Viva Pinatas)... I wish they'd be given the opportunity to do more than avatar and Kinect junk now. Let them do an XBLA Conker game or something.

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TopicGuy Fawkes masks are the Ed Hardy shirts of activism
FartAstronaut69
05/22/12 4:08:00 AM
#3
Ed Hardy shirts are the AIDS of shirts.

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TopicOkay these spoiler tags are terrible
FartAstronaut69
05/21/12 3:50:00 PM
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TopicCome into this topic thinking of a TV character.
FartAstronaut69
05/21/12 3:22:00 PM
#3
I thought of Black Hitler from one episode of Community.

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Topic1 million dollars but it's all in Strahax
FartAstronaut69
05/21/12 3:08:00 PM
#16
lordloki12 posted...
Can I convert whatever I beat out of him into Euros or is this not allowed here either?


you can take your commie money and drown, commie bastard.

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TopicI'm going to be an uncle.
FartAstronaut69
05/21/12 2:52:00 PM
#3
I was born and uncle. It's not that hard.

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Topic1 million dollars but it's all in Strahax
FartAstronaut69
05/21/12 2:51:00 PM
#12
FartAstronaut68 posted...
Don't hide from your true nature


also y


I know who I am inside.

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TopicMaxim Hot 2012 List
FartAstronaut69
05/21/12 2:48:00 PM
#24
...Alison Brie isn't on the list, but Amanda Knox is? Like, whatever, Lois Griffin is a cartoon and Colbert is a dude, but Amanda Knox is the weirdest choice here.

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TopicCommunity Season Finale. Tonight. 3 Episodes. BE THERE.
FartAstronaut69
05/18/12 4:27:00 PM
#66
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/225-television-broadcast-tv/62783745/702037314

gamefaqs post with the whole list too

hell yeah DKC reference

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TopicFunny Obama joke
FartAstronaut69
05/18/12 2:59:00 PM
#5
Funny Strahax joke:


Strahax was born. His existence is a crime against the very fabric of reality. The bartender says "why the long face?"

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TopicI can see my active messages now. This is almost like a real account now.
FartAstronaut69
05/17/12 3:25:00 PM
#1
mooglekupo is dead long live fartastronaut

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TopicKirby Block Ball and Rayman Origins demo up on the eshop
FartAstronaut69
05/17/12 11:27:00 AM
#6
Dream Land 2 is a great game. I wish they'd bring back the animal buddz.

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TopicRemember when Bandai said the new Digimon World would be more like the first one
FartAstronaut69
05/17/12 11:26:00 AM
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"During battle, your partner Digimon do the fighting for you via AI"

ehhhh


But uh, wow. A Digimon game featuring Digimon I recognize. If they poop, I'm on board for this.

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TopicKirby Block Ball and Rayman Origins demo up on the eshop
FartAstronaut69
05/17/12 11:24:00 AM
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I never had Block Ball.

This excites. I think the only other Kirb games I don't have are Star Stacker and Mass Attack.

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TopicRIP LiB8erals
FartAstronaut69
05/17/12 10:29:00 AM
#6
I can not believe this guy is still a person.

I also can't believe we're still doing Mac vs. PC parodies in 2012.

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Topicconsider brownies
FartAstronaut69
05/16/12 7:41:00 PM
#5
I love that Ken Jennings is apparently following the Nedroid guy. That makes me feel good.

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TopicGoing into the US for the first time, in June.
FartAstronaut69
05/15/12 10:38:00 PM
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TheCodeisBosco posted...
Make sure you go to a Zaxby's or Chester Fried if you can find one.

as a person living in the United States

what the f are either of those things

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TopicWho here hasn't visited an eye doctor in a long time?
FartAstronaut69
05/15/12 10:37:00 PM
#3
I don't know the last time I went. My mom brings it up occasionally, but my eyesight is mega perfect, so I'm all like "no thanks"

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TopicGoing into the US for the first time, in June.
FartAstronaut69
05/15/12 10:27:00 PM
#8
depends where in the US

it's a big place

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TopicWhat's still open at 10:20 PM?
FartAstronaut69
05/14/12 7:23:00 PM
#5
there's a mexican place down the street that is open pretty late

I assume you live in my apartment

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TopicTo all you guys who have a girlfriend
FartAstronaut69
05/14/12 7:22:00 PM
#33
Ayvuir posted...
external image

two questions

why would you link to a CAD comic

why would you link to a CAD comic hosted on some other website

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TopicGauntlet-like game I found with all 649 Pokemon.
FartAstronaut69
05/14/12 7:19:00 PM
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1. Bulbasaur
2. Squirtle
3. Scizor
4. Houndour
5. Poliwag
6. Krookodile
7. Mewtwo
8. Flaafy
9. Koffing
10. Houndoom

It's not entirely inaccurate, although Flaafy is way out of its league here.

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TopicGauntlet-like game I found with all 649 Pokemon.
FartAstronaut69
05/14/12 6:18:00 PM
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f***, I thought this was going to be like Gauntlet... the arcade game.

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TopicCongratulations X_Dante_X! You have sent me my 1000th PM!
FartAstronaut69
05/14/12 6:17:00 PM
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X_Dante_X posted...
would you like me to add you to my "pm user with utter nonsense" list

that would be very good for my self-esteem.

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TopicCongratulations X_Dante_X! You have sent me my 1000th PM!
FartAstronaut69
05/14/12 6:14:00 PM
#3
wow

I've gotten like three PMs ever, and one of them was Luster mistaking me for some other user with Moogle in his username.

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Topichas anyone here played Harvest Moon: A Tale of Two Towns?
FartAstronaut69
05/14/12 10:48:00 AM
#3
I like Harvest Moon DS well enough. Haven't played any of the other DS ones... except Rune Factory 2, but that's sort of its own thing, I guess.

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TopicHahaha, oh wow, Australia, how is this not illegal?
FartAstronaut69
05/14/12 10:47:00 AM
#2
there's a kangaroo court joke to be made here, but I can't come up with it right now.

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Topichas anyone here played Harvest Moon: A Tale of Two Towns?
FartAstronaut69
05/14/12 10:45:00 AM
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I'm getting a Harvest Moon craving, and I possess a 3DS, so I thought maybe I would get it... unless it's bad... then I would prefer to not get it.

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TopicPikmin 2/Mario Power Tennis join Nintendo Selects; Brawl and DKCR dropped to $30
FartAstronaut69
05/14/12 10:35:00 AM
#4
do get DKCR, it is not terrible.


Looks like it's time for me to buy Pikmin 2

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Topic1 hour 30 minutes till Max Payne 3 reviews
FartAstronaut69
05/14/12 10:11:00 AM
#20
They do quick looks for everything. I'm sure it'll be up later.

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TopicI voted Tex Mex because of burritos.
FartAstronaut69
05/14/12 8:29:00 AM
#2
the Chipotle burrito is an excellent food item


for farts

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TopicI uh.....think my computer is infected?
FartAstronaut69
05/13/12 8:33:00 PM
#2
submit a bug report

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Topicmy "favorite" meme is the "socially awesome" penguin
FartAstronaut69
05/13/12 5:18:00 PM
#15
all of these memes are the worst.

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TopicParks and Rec holds onto it's Best Show on Cable title
FartAstronaut69
05/13/12 4:53:00 PM
#16
radio

talky video box

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TopicNew review up on "Between Life and Games" - Wonder Boy!
FartAstronaut69
05/13/12 4:01:00 AM
#2
timely

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TopicI don't think Luster knows what "master race" means.
FartAstronaut69
05/13/12 2:00:00 AM
#1
it is not a synonym for terrible

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TopicBattleship looks so damn terrible...
FartAstronaut69
05/12/12 11:49:00 PM
#39
Raka_Putra posted...
So some Americans would watch anything with their own military forces on it? That's kinda...sad.

Muffin is the military. He's talking about other military people.

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TopicOh heck, this poll is mine.
FartAstronaut69
05/12/12 9:29:00 PM
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ZaziGuado posted...
This topic inspired me to submit a poll.

"What is the correct colloquialism?

-I could care less
-I couldn't care less
-I alternate between the two
-What is a colloquialism?"

It probably won't get used.


bad poll idea. No one will answer "I could care less". People who say it that way aren't capable of reading.

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TopicBattleship looks so damn terrible...
FartAstronaut69
05/12/12 9:12:00 PM
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Jakyl25 posted...
Does the Navy have an actual protocol for dealing with hostile aliens?

yes, they call Rihana, put her on a boat, and then just see what happens.

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Topic"I don't eat eggs" master race
FartAstronaut69
05/12/12 9:11:00 PM
#8
what ARE you

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TopicThe older I get, the less I like scrambled eggs
FartAstronaut69
05/12/12 9:03:00 PM
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I can. As we age, the scambeloid clusters of our taste buds deteriorate, thus making us less interested in scrambled eggs. Basic science.

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TopicBattleship looks so damn terrible...
FartAstronaut69
05/12/12 9:00:00 PM
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SmartMuffin posted...
I'm telling you guys. Navy people see this as a "Navy movie" and not a "board game movie"


sure, but like I said... shouldn't they be seeing it as a "bad movie involving the navy thus being like... negative for the navy" or something?

I would describe myself as a gamer (or maybe I wouldn't because I still don't love the word, but it regardless it would be an accurate way to describe me). When I see this trailer:

http://www.screened.com/trailer-noobz/128-1131/


I don't go "omg it's a gamer movie must see", I go "omg this is a bad movie about gamers that would make anyone seeing it think less of this group I am a part of".

What I'm trying to say here is... I think your friends have bad taste in movies. I'm sorry to inform you of this, I know it must be hard.

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TopicBattleship looks so damn terrible...
FartAstronaut69
05/12/12 6:31:00 PM
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worst thing about this movie is that they never even use the "you sunk my battleship!" line.

total garbge

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TopicThe Official SHINY BUTTONS topic [sb]
FartAstronaut69
05/12/12 5:03:00 PM
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"they're probably not being paid for their review scores"

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TopicHow often do you say f***?
FartAstronaut69
05/12/12 4:20:00 AM
#9
actually, as I accidentally closed tab I was watching 30 Rock in, I realized I totally say "god damn it" all the time. It's like a reflex .

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TopicHow often do you say f***?
FartAstronaut69
05/12/12 4:12:00 AM
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OmarsComin posted...
FartASStronaut

I'll do anything for a pun.

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TopicHow often do you say f***?
FartAstronaut69
05/12/12 4:11:00 AM
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pretty rarely. I'm more into dumb stuff like "fart" or "butt" or "patoot". Swearing is boring, too common... barely has meaning at this point.

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TopicBiggest travesties ever to disgrace the contests.
FartAstronaut69
05/11/12 10:34:00 PM
#6
KingBartz posted...
I read that as transvestites and was confused.

kuja

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Topic"No, I don't even like eating pizza" master race
FartAstronaut69
05/11/12 9:42:00 PM
#59
masterplum posted...
You need to be bro demoted for this

debroted

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Topic"No, I don't even like eating pizza" master race
FartAstronaut69
05/11/12 9:32:00 PM
#43
yes. yes it is the weirdest thing ever.

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