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TopicTrump Refuses to Commit to Accepting 2024 Election Results.
Eat_More_Beef
05/02/24 5:17:35 PM
#23
I'm so glad the media asks him the question then refuses to fucking grill him about how all the investigation ls the repugs brought up about the 2020 election were proven false and that the majority of voters fraud was committed by them.

Fuck that man and fuck anyone who carries water for him.

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TopicMemes 47
Eat_More_Beef
05/02/24 2:41:22 PM
#430
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TopicHoly shit my dad got me a book of Dad jokes for my birthday.
Eat_More_Beef
05/02/24 1:59:47 PM
#98
What's a horse's favourite condiment?

Mayo-Neighs!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TopicStarted watching It's Always Sunny and...
Eat_More_Beef
05/02/24 1:07:25 PM
#96
ClayGuida posted...
Figure I'll post my list of best episodes I've compiled a few times on the TV board.

Season 1:

The gang gets racist
Underage Drinking: A national concern
Charlie got molested

Season 2:

Dee and Dennis go on Welfare
Mac bangs dennis' mom
Gang gives back

Season 3:

Gang gets held hostage
Sweet Dee's dating a r******* person
Bums making a mess all over the city

Season 4:

Mac and Dennis: Manhunters
Mac's banging the waitress
Dennis Reynolds: an Erotic Life
Sweet Dee has a heart attack
Nightman Cometh

Season 5:

Gang exploits the mortgage crisis
Gang gives Frank an intervention
Mac and Dennis break up
DENNIS System

Season 6:

Gang buys a boat
Who got Dee Pregnant

Season 7:

Frank Reynolds' little beauties
Thunder Gun Express

Season 8:

The Gang Dines Out

Season 9:

Mac Day
The Gang makes Lethal Weapon 6

Season 10:

Charlie Work

Season 11:

Gang hits the slopes
Mac & Dennis move to the suburbs

Season 12:

Gang goes to the water park
Hero or Hate Crime

Season 13:

Time's Up for the Gang

Season 14:

Dee Day
The Gang Texts

Figure I'll post my list of best episodes I've compiled a few times on the TV board.

I need to watch the two previous seasons more to get a real handle, but after watching season 1-14 dozens of times, that was my list. And I tried to limit the episodes per season to a minimum, as stuff like season 5, has nearly all bangers. So rather than saturate the list with an entire season, I tried to find the episodes that were above the rest, matter how great the season was.

Bad list. No "Who Pooped the Bed."

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TopicBest wishes Fandom, but I don't want my contribs on here anymore. So I did this.
Eat_More_Beef
05/01/24 10:39:45 PM
#246
Umbreon posted...
I respect it.


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TopicThe Fallout 4 update includes a new quest related to the (spoilers)
Eat_More_Beef
05/01/24 7:06:56 AM
#8
Crimson_Corsair posted...
This update fucking sucks. It added nothing of significant value, breaks everything, delayed London indefinitely, and they advertised it as a "major update"

More blood on Todd's hands.

Wait, what?!?! It delayed the London mod? How?

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TopicUK NHS bans trans women from women's wards in hospitals.
Eat_More_Beef
04/30/24 5:48:54 PM
#5
I can kinda see why. Now, maybe I'm ignorant in the subject, and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but women's wards aren't about keeping women away from men for safety, it's because the doctors/nurses that work on those wards are specialists in the anatomy of a biological woman.

You start dropping biological dudes in there, then you need more doctors for a specificity that is no longer specific.

Like, don't put heart problem patients on the cancer ward.

I apologize if some of my nomenclature is outta date. Just correct me if so and I'll change my wording.

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TopicIf you could start your adult life over again at any time, what time would...
Eat_More_Beef
04/28/24 8:16:15 PM
#16
None. I'm at a stage in my life that I'd be sad if I missed (I'm 39, btw) what I've done. My job sucks, I'm barely scraping by money wise, but my life experiences have been wonderful.

Restarting my adulthood would mean ultimately making different decisions. I'm happy with my choices up until now.

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TopicDid Kristi Noem think murdering a dog would come across as endearing?
Eat_More_Beef
04/28/24 7:25:02 PM
#14
The most egregious use of "I'm in public office and my voters will choose me because of the R by my name"? Yes.

Most bizarrely destroyed political campaign goes to Howard Dean, however.

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TopicHey you, hop on in. We're going to Denny's
Eat_More_Beef
04/28/24 11:55:13 AM
#17
https://youtu.be/c06hIXPxvwk?si=fanX7K6UqQumGcr1

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TopicMemes 47
Eat_More_Beef
04/26/24 6:23:55 PM
#325
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TopicDad Jokes In This Topic!!!
Eat_More_Beef
04/25/24 4:48:03 PM
#2
What's the biggest drawback if the jungle?

An elephant's foreskin.

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TopicCutie car mechanic on 1st date: I can't date a guy who can't change his own oil
Eat_More_Beef
04/25/24 4:47:13 PM
#23
MartavisBryant posted...
Instructions unclear; penis stuck in gas tank

Fuck. Glad I'm not the only one who's had this problem.

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TopicDad Jokes In This Topic!!!
Eat_More_Beef
04/25/24 1:14:47 PM
#1
Here's one I came up with a month or so ago.

What do you call Hooker Farts?

Prostitoots.

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TopicThe amount of police force being used on students protesting is insane
Eat_More_Beef
04/25/24 12:47:17 PM
#15
Where's all the 2nd Amendment loving Texans at?

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TopicShould I get Red dead Redemption 2 if I didn't play the first one?
Eat_More_Beef
04/24/24 10:25:13 AM
#5
It's a prequel to the first one, so it's fine to play it before RDR1.

And honestly, it's a lot more than an openworld game. Like, yes, it's open world, but there is soooo much to do and explore in the world. It's pretty much the only game where I never fast travel because you never know what you're gonna find riding around on the road or in the wilderness.

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TopicMemes 47
Eat_More_Beef
04/24/24 9:53:05 AM
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TopicIs it too late to talk about Trapped in the Closet? Or its parodies?
Eat_More_Beef
04/24/24 9:11:45 AM
#9
I thought it was hilarious at the time I saw it. Also, Michael K. Williams was in it as the cop.

Too bad R. Kelly is a shit heap.

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TopicIs it my cookies, or do you also get lots of anti-lbgtq stuff on Facebook?
Eat_More_Beef
04/24/24 7:00:12 AM
#10
Yeah, I've seen a massive up-tick in right-wing garbage as of late. Anti-lgbtq+ stuff for the most part. It's probably because I call out that shit if I know the person posting it.

Also, it's mostly recommended shit now, opposed to, you know, seeing things from people I've added.

Facebook is a goddamn sewer of bullshit as of late.

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TopicMemes 47
Eat_More_Beef
04/23/24 5:44:49 PM
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TopicWhat RPG made you like the genre
Eat_More_Beef
04/23/24 5:37:13 PM
#13
haarlem1982 posted...
Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest back on the SNES

Yuuuup. Me too. First one I ever played and I was hooked from the start!

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TopicWhat's your dream game that will probably never happen?
Eat_More_Beef
04/22/24 10:11:59 PM
#19
A Supernatural open world video game where you can play as either Sam or Dean, depending on the quest.

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TopicDo you have any body piercings?
Eat_More_Beef
04/21/24 8:08:37 PM
#15
I've had five over my lifetime. All in my nipples. I had to remove them because of work stuff and they grew over so I had to always re-pierce them.

I have none currently, however.

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TopicWhat is the longest you've ever driven?
Eat_More_Beef
04/21/24 2:28:06 PM
#3
I've done a tour with a band from Montreal Canada all the way out to Vancouver Island (again, still Canada), then went as far south as Medford Oregon only to drive back through the states to return to Montreal (did some gigs in between, obviously).

It took us three weeks, so whatever the hell that is in KM.

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TopicThink of any two video game characters before entering.
Eat_More_Beef
04/21/24 12:56:42 PM
#7
Lulu and Rinoa

Yeah, I'll be fine with just Lulu alone.

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TopicBam Margera fights his tattoo artist because he had to pay for his tattoo
Eat_More_Beef
04/21/24 11:41:12 AM
#8
It looked like a GTAV mod at the beginning.

Also, a very not good look for Bam. Telling dude he's done in the city, he should die, and knows where he lives.... like, bro, it's all on camera. He's probably getting sued and maybe assault charges pending (if what the title of the video says is true).

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TopicGive me some dumb "Dad joke"-style names for DnD side characters.
Eat_More_Beef
04/20/24 5:10:02 PM
#7
Poi Son
Turk Turkleton
Airon Mann
Barre Alan

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TopicNHLCE - Playoffs are set! Who ya got?!?
Eat_More_Beef
04/19/24 2:38:20 PM
#13
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


As any true Montrealer should. Appreciate it.

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TopicMemes 47
Eat_More_Beef
04/19/24 2:36:29 PM
#211
Lord_Shadow posted...
I've gotten modded for that 1st one before

Balls. Thanks for the heads-up.

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TopicIt's the end of the board as we know it (songs for the end times)
Eat_More_Beef
04/19/24 2:24:27 PM
#6
https://youtu.be/Z6VqnvSVHmM?si=dU9oAtua6_lOV8dJ

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TopicMy ex took our mattress with him after we broke up two months ago
Eat_More_Beef
04/19/24 2:09:28 PM
#29
I feel you. I've moved in with four separate gfs over the years. The first time I got rid of my bed and most of my furniture cause she had some too. When we broke up, I was left without much, so I slept on a couch for a while. Bought a new bed, started dating someone else, eventually moved in with them, broke up, didn't have a bed, slept on my couch (I insisted on keeping it over the uears), rinse and repeat until I met my wife, haha.

It sucks, but you'll survive. I have faith.

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TopicMemes 47
Eat_More_Beef
04/19/24 1:58:41 PM
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TopicFallout London comes out in 8 days are you guys and gals ready?
Eat_More_Beef
04/19/24 12:43:30 PM
#43
CADE_FOSTER posted...
they have a patreon its under the details in the youtube video would post it but i dont think gamefaqs allows that

Cool. Thanks again for the info!

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TopicFallout London comes out in 8 days are you guys and gals ready?
Eat_More_Beef
04/19/24 12:37:06 PM
#39
CADE_FOSTER posted...
No they cant charge for mods Beth would sue the hell out of them

Good to know. I checked out their website and didn't see anything about donating. Anyone know if there's a spot to donate?

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TopicFallout London comes out in 8 days are you guys and gals ready?
Eat_More_Beef
04/19/24 12:33:55 PM
#37
Is this gonna cost any dollars? I don't mind paying for this amount of work, but I don't think I'll have any disposable income u til the middle of May.

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TopicIn video games, do you stick to the path?
Eat_More_Beef
04/18/24 6:57:20 PM
#15
I grew up playing nes games. You always try going left first before going right.

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TopicHarry Potter but it's written by J. K. Simmons
Eat_More_Beef
04/18/24 6:55:08 PM
#4
I mean, my favourite role of his is in OZ where he plays a Nazi, so.... nothing changes?

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TopicNew gender law pass in Sweden.
Eat_More_Beef
04/18/24 8:30:35 AM
#10
CSCA33 posted...
Transgender is an adjective, not a noun or a verb (like if someone is tall or short, for example.) It can be offensive to refer to someone as transgendered, or especially if its used as a noun to refer to someone.

Typically, trans people benefit from having their documents match their presentation. Its much less hassle and wasted time.

I didn't know that could be considered offensive. Thanks for the tidbit!

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TopicProbably one of the most unique turn based battle systems I've seen in a while
Eat_More_Beef
04/18/24 8:28:11 AM
#5
Damn. This game looks dope as hell!

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TopicWhen dating, do you tend to end up with a certain ethnicity more than others?
Eat_More_Beef
04/17/24 5:05:56 PM
#7
I've dated white chicks, native chicks, and asian chicks.

Black chicks and middle eastern chicks have never been interested in me and I have no idea why.

I'm a white dude, by the way.

None of it is intentional on my part. I just end up with the people I vibe with.

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TopicIsrael to carry out 'limited' strike within Iran, according to a U.S. official
Eat_More_Beef
04/17/24 3:30:02 PM
#12
Tanthalas posted...
Never seen an argument where both sides want to have the last say? This is just like that but with bombs and killing people.

So.... perpetual bullshit. Good to know.

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TopicNew gender law pass in Sweden.
Eat_More_Beef
04/17/24 3:26:29 PM
#6
Cool.

Got a question.

If you are transgendered and change your gender at a later date (think 20s or older), do the surgery, take the hormone pills, etc, are you obligated to get a new passport photo, or can you keep the same one until it expires?

(It can be answered from any country. I'm not trans, just curious how it works with government paperwork bullshit).

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TopicIsrael to carry out 'limited' strike within Iran, according to a U.S. official
Eat_More_Beef
04/17/24 3:04:20 PM
#4
I thought Iran came out and said after their drones were shot down that they were done with the retaliation... so, why in the shit is Isreal, who made the first attack against them, continuing?

I am le confused and maybe not fully up to snuff on this, so educate me if I'm wrong.

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TopicMemes 47
Eat_More_Beef
04/17/24 2:56:22 PM
#172
NocturneD85 posted...
That could work for Cher too.

Indeed. Celine Dion as well!

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TopicBooks 6 and 7 are my least favorite of the Harry Potter series.
Eat_More_Beef
04/17/24 1:11:52 PM
#6
Books 6 and 7 are my least favourite of the Dark Tower series.

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TopicMemes 47
Eat_More_Beef
04/17/24 1:09:57 PM
#170
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TopicTrump fell asleep during his trial
Eat_More_Beef
04/16/24 1:05:41 PM
#46
The journalist who tweeted it is the chick. The dude reads both her tweets, and then her first line ensures comedy gold!

https://youtube.com/shorts/2nC92b27rV0?si=mllTO-WRZIvldbRD

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TopicWeb developers of CE, get in here. Now.
Eat_More_Beef
04/15/24 3:38:51 PM
#7
soulunison2 posted...
yall need to let this board go and touch some grass holy shit

Bruv. I've been on this site since 02. I enjoy wasting some of my downtime scoping out the message boards and the like. We're a pretty cool community, all things considered.

Don't knock others for how they like to spend their spare time.

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