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TopicI'm years late but my gf got me Breath of the Wild for Xmas
DontHaveACowMan
12/26/21 6:26:03 PM
#27
Put another 3 hours in today, feel like I got nothing done lol. And yeah Im a completist so there will be days where all I do is hunt seeds. Im at the part where you have to find the picture spots that Zelda took 100 years ago. I absolutely love shit like that in games. Just tedious exploration, I love it.

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TopicThe amount of people I know irl that have Covid right now is insane.
DontHaveACowMan
12/26/21 2:35:20 AM
#1
Whats going on for real? Omicron just that much more contagious? More people getting tested? People going out in public more means more exposure? Its the worst Ive ever seen it personally

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TopicWhy didn't Donald Trump put Hillary Clinton in prison?
DontHaveACowMan
12/26/21 1:46:07 AM
#2
Because like everything else he says/said he was full of shit.

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TopicI'm years late but my gf got me Breath of the Wild for Xmas
DontHaveACowMan
12/26/21 1:44:18 AM
#14
Almost 7 hours in and Im only stopping because I cant see straight and am falling asleep. This game is so damn fun, cant wait to get back at it tomorrow.

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TopicI'm years late but my gf got me Breath of the Wild for Xmas
DontHaveACowMan
12/25/21 10:14:51 PM
#12
Im like 3.5 hours in and I love it. I havent been this into a game so fast in a long time.

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TopicPresident Biden says "lets go Brandon, I agree"
DontHaveACowMan
12/25/21 8:30:52 PM
#146
Imagine being a neutered suburban father that lives by what his Karen wife says thinking this is so badass.

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TopicChristmas: a time to be with family...
DontHaveACowMan
12/25/21 12:52:33 PM
#7
She got railed moments later, I knew a guy that worked on this commercial.

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TopicI'm years late but my gf got me Breath of the Wild for Xmas
DontHaveACowMan
12/25/21 12:42:57 PM
#9
bsp77 posted...
So I have to ask why you have never played it. Did you just get a switch or do you typically not like Zelda?

Didn't own a Switch when it came out. Plus my gaming really decreased in recent years so I never had the drive to get it when I did get a Switch in 2020.

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TopicI'm years late but my gf got me Breath of the Wild for Xmas
DontHaveACowMan
12/25/21 12:23:14 PM
#6
DarkChozoGhost posted...
If you have amiibo, don't use the Twilight Princess/Smash Bros Link one until a bit after the tutorial section

Oh yeah I forgot I have Link Amiibos. Will have to dig those out.

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TopicI'm years late but my gf got me Breath of the Wild for Xmas
DontHaveACowMan
12/25/21 12:01:27 PM
#1
No spoilers but is there anything I can miss as I start out that Ill regret later on?

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TopicDo you like A Christmas Story?
DontHaveACowMan
12/24/21 9:40:21 PM
#1
Do you like A Christmas Story?


Im old so I had the movie on VHS before TBS shoved it down our throats. As a kid I loved it but by the time it went to 24 hours on TBS I kinda disliked it. This year Im watching it for the first time in like a decade and I actually like it again.

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TopicNew York shatters Covid record again, 44,321 new cases
DontHaveACowMan
12/24/21 8:14:35 PM
#23
Of course records will shatter, people can get tested whenever they want now.

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TopicShould I skip or go to Christmas?
DontHaveACowMan
12/24/21 8:03:39 PM
#3
You got booster and negative test, what more do you need?

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Topic29 y/o Trump Supporter BEG Cops to KILL HIM because his LIFE IS OVER!!
DontHaveACowMan
12/24/21 7:58:44 PM
#2
I love it.

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TopicFuck LeBron James
DontHaveACowMan
12/24/21 7:56:56 PM
#4
Eh who cares at this point. The people who arent idiots are keeping themselves safe and the idiots are getting hospitalized. Itll work itself out.

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TopicNew York shatters Covid record again, 44,321 new cases
DontHaveACowMan
12/24/21 7:48:28 PM
#17
refmon posted...
And they STILL aren't cancelling their christmas plans

Why should they? This is how it will be forever, time to move on.

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TopicTrump turns on his biggest supporters. Says COVID getting worse is their fault
DontHaveACowMan
12/23/21 11:17:45 AM
#10
This is just strategy. He knows he cant win with only the absolute lunatics if he runs again, so he needs the mild-non lunatics on is side now.

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TopicFentanyl overdoses now the leading cause of death for Americans aged 18-45
DontHaveACowMan
12/23/21 11:16:15 AM
#4
Yep all thanks for Big Pharma and their lust for greed. We need to destroy Big Pharma and start over. People deserve better but profit over patients is the way.

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TopicWhen Donald Trump runs for President in 2024 how
DontHaveACowMan
12/23/21 11:14:50 AM
#6
We still love you Baron! Trump.

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TopicWhen Donald Trump runs for President in 2024 how
DontHaveACowMan
12/22/21 1:54:25 PM
#2
Also remember when he literally thought Kathy Griffin beheaded his father.

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TopicWhen Donald Trump runs for President in 2024 how
DontHaveACowMan
12/22/21 1:53:27 PM
#1
tall do you think Baron will be? Gotta be pushing 68 by now, in a couple years almost 7?

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TopicTrump took 11-yr-old son on flight with Jeffrey Epstein
DontHaveACowMan
12/22/21 1:03:20 PM
#18
V-E-G-Y- posted...
I just hope he didn't take his daughters too

Why not?

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TopicTrump took 11-yr-old son on flight with Jeffrey Epstein
DontHaveACowMan
12/22/21 1:02:16 PM
#17
Wonder if he was used by the men? Used by Trump himself even?

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TopicBest songs to make love to?
DontHaveACowMan
12/22/21 12:28:04 PM
#6
My mom got me into oldies for this.

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TopicRemember the Tiger King Era of Covid: Season 1
DontHaveACowMan
12/22/21 12:18:38 PM
#3
PatrickMahomes posted...
It was dumb, but right place / right time has a lot of power

Good point. It unified people in a time of real uncertainty.

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TopicRemember the Tiger King Era of Covid: Season 1
DontHaveACowMan
12/22/21 12:15:28 PM
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That was a crazy time. Literally like everyone was posting about it and all the Joe Exotic memes. Truthfully I only watched a few episodes, I thought it was dumb.

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TopicHow old were you when you figured out that there was no....
DontHaveACowMan
12/22/21 12:06:51 PM
#72
About 3rd grade I think. I just kinda asked my mom if they (parents) buy the presents and she said yeah. Funny storyat a young age my sister was absolutely terrified of Santa so my parents told her hes not real etc and she actually forgot when she got a little older and believed in Santa for a few years after that.

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TopicImagine breeding her
DontHaveACowMan
12/21/21 4:17:39 PM
#4
Beastly thighs, Im good.

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TopicParents of trans 5-year-old post heartwarming story of child's transition
DontHaveACowMan
12/21/21 3:52:30 PM
#2
This happened.

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TopicHe loved Trump and hated COVID health protocols; his funeral is now planned
DontHaveACowMan
12/21/21 1:06:59 PM
#2
Got him.

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TopicThe Kellogg's strike has ended
DontHaveACowMan
12/21/21 12:11:27 PM
#8
How can a union dictate no plant closures?

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TopicIncel, alt-right coworkers are funny af
DontHaveACowMan
12/21/21 11:50:42 AM
#1
Got one that is ready to give up a job with free healthcare because they refuse the vax. Lmao.

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TopicSo for the second year in a row all my Christmas plans are fucked because of C19
DontHaveACowMan
12/21/21 5:12:17 AM
#4
Maybe your friend who youre stuck watching movies with thinks thats the best thing ever and just enjoys hanging out with you.

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TopicSpider man NO way home spoilers
DontHaveACowMan
12/21/21 5:10:50 AM
#5
Definitely. He played a much bigger role than I expected and I loved it. So cool seeing Hollands SM going 1 on 1 with the OG Goblin.

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TopicMan who lamented people getting offended gets offended by gingerbread cookie
DontHaveACowMan
12/21/21 5:02:11 AM
#3
Common snowflake behavior.

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TopicIs the pandemic over? Should we care about covid or omnicron?
DontHaveACowMan
12/21/21 4:59:24 AM
#5
A lot of people are vaxxed. And the people who arent certainly have never cared about other people enough to not go out so theyve always been out and about.

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TopicNYPD rookie gives a lap dance to her boss during a Xmas party
DontHaveACowMan
12/21/21 4:31:23 AM
#7
omega cookie posted...
Hey man, have you tried not having a cow?

Edgelord response.

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Topic30,000 US Soldiers will be FIRED after they REFUSED to get COVID-19 Vaccine!!
DontHaveACowMan
12/21/21 4:26:39 AM
#17
The only thing this does is radicalize these people into become even bigger alt right lunatics. Theyll probably join or start their own white trash militias now.

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TopicNYPD rookie gives a lap dance to her boss during a Xmas party
DontHaveACowMan
12/21/21 4:24:43 AM
#5
Shit like this is why women have such a hard time being taken seriously in the military and police fields. All it takes is one incident that will be big news like this. Guy probably had a massive boner too.

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TopicSomeone offers a $5,000 reward for finding their missing dog.
DontHaveACowMan
12/21/21 4:22:27 AM
#9
Honestly if they thank me and are genuinely thankful I found the dog I give it back. If theyre an asshole and say theres no reward, fuck off I keep and raise the dog as my own.

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TopicAlmost 2 years and we're going back into lockdowns again
DontHaveACowMan
12/20/21 3:32:42 PM
#11
I feel like were approaching a breaking point. It seems with each new variant theyre more contagious but less deadly. So at some point we have to just be like, its going to be like this forever, no more lockdowns. Get vaxxed, wear a mask and if you dont thats on you.

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TopicCOVID-Denying Kickboxing World Champion Just Died From COVID
DontHaveACowMan
12/20/21 3:21:24 PM
#5
Darwin Award nominee.

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TopicI'm excited for vaccine mandates tbh
DontHaveACowMan
12/20/21 2:20:05 PM
#5
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Lol Im not even a Simpsons fan. This saying was on a shirt I saw in the 90s and got beat for asking for.

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TopicI'm excited for vaccine mandates tbh
DontHaveACowMan
12/20/21 2:17:51 PM
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For me itll get rid of all the idiotic coworkers I have. Im definitely not a get vax or die person, but theres a certain group of the anti-vax crowd that are just worthless humans to be in the general public.

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TopicAubrey Plaza is basically just Aubrey Plaza in real life
DontHaveACowMan
12/20/21 10:28:58 AM
#7
Im so horny

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TopicAubrey Plaza is basically just Aubrey Plaza in real life
DontHaveACowMan
12/20/21 10:28:49 AM
#5
Shes pure heat and sex.

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TopicMy cat has gone missing.
DontHaveACowMan
12/19/21 9:15:22 AM
#13
Good luck. Like others said put the litter box out too. This is one of my biggest fears myself.

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TopicSchool apologises after 'grim' Christmas lunch goes viral on social media
DontHaveACowMan
12/19/21 8:55:59 AM
#15
FurryPhilosifer posted...
They paid 3.50 for it. Nearly $5.

Honestly that looks like $5 of food. Why do people want the world for nothing these days.

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TopicSchool apologises after 'grim' Christmas lunch goes viral on social media
DontHaveACowMan
12/19/21 8:47:04 AM
#10
Why is it the schools job to make the kids feel festive? They should be happy they get food at all.

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