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TopicWill Joe Biden go down in history as the greatest president of all time?
David1988
04/30/23 8:49:59 PM
#62
He showed the power of the Sith Lord in the clothes of a Jedi

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TopicWhich CEman is dis?
David1988
04/25/23 10:19:08 PM
#4
I dont get it

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TopicAlways amusing when a troll blocks younrather than backing up their argument
David1988
04/24/23 1:34:19 PM
#4
Trolls shouldnt back up their arguments or be correct, thats the whole point of identifying as a troll

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TopicIf you befriend a dog, it may lead you to something interesting.
David1988
04/22/23 9:22:29 AM
#3
Lifetime of friendship? Yea sounds about right

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TopicWill Joe Biden go down in history as the greatest president of all time?
David1988
04/21/23 7:53:48 PM
#18
Imo he should already be considered the greatest, no president utilized both the light and dark side of the force with such balance and impact

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TopicI encountered a mob of beautiful drunk blonde women
David1988
04/21/23 5:52:11 PM
#3
Vegy had too many posts about experiences with cute white women flirting with him over the years. you should have that cute white gf you always wanted by now Veg

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TopicHave you ever held hands with a member of the opposite sex?
David1988
04/21/23 5:47:56 PM
#32
If touching mittens count while playing baseball sure

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TopicWeird how people are confused by mirrors now-a-days.
David1988
04/21/23 5:43:07 PM
#54
50+ posts and still no one has given a well formulated response as to how the mirror knows whats behind the paper

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TopicAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez crouching down and blowing hard on some bubbles
David1988
04/21/23 5:34:29 PM
#2
Why is she bending down though, she could have done that standing up without her knees on the gravel

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TopicYou wake up from a hella long nap and DIS is da second thing you see
David1988
04/21/23 5:31:53 PM
#17
My reaction would depend on what the first thing I saw was

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TopicHow do you develop ambition at an old age?
David1988
04/21/23 5:28:14 PM
#6
I dont think being ambitious is a skill. I too envy those people that have worldly ambitions, im not ambitious like that but I do try to be the best version of myself and I think that sort of an ambitious attitude is often understated

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Topicthrow back thursday to the hardest i've ever been burned by a girl
David1988
04/21/23 4:35:29 PM
#20
No_U_L7 posted...


too bad i'm not in your sig any more but it had a good run


you were gone from this board for too long dude, had to give it to someone whos more of a regular

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Topicthrow back thursday to the hardest i've ever been burned by a girl
David1988
04/21/23 4:31:40 PM
#15
Imagine thinking TC of all people would have trouble with women. This is supposed to be a tongue in cheek topic, seriously speaking tc is probably the biggest expert with women on this board from what I remember of his posting history

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TopicMy dating standards are too high
David1988
04/21/23 9:30:33 AM
#22
Youre a CEman worthy of the name, your standards should be high

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TopicFlorida bill aims to remove trans kids from parents
David1988
04/21/23 9:29:35 AM
#11
Gwynevere posted...
Crazy how if any normal person showed up at your door attempting to kidnap your children, meeting them with force would be an appropriate response. But the state determines arbitrarily that you're not fit to be a parent, and they can kidnap your kid with absolutely no pushback.

Fascism isn't in the forecast, it's here now.


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TopicIm now installing RDR2
David1988
04/20/23 11:14:02 AM
#9
One of the most overrated games ever, Sonic and Dragon Ball Z games have more creative open world content than that empty world

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TopicI've turned down an orgie because Tears of the Kingdom comes out that weekend
David1988
04/20/23 6:53:32 AM
#5
Adulting is fun

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TopicWait. In NYC you need a guarantor who makes 80-100 times your rent to get lease
David1988
04/19/23 11:07:08 AM
#17
deanshow posted...
The problem is the people that flee NYC also drive up prices around the east coast areas and most of them do it without understanding the damage they cause to other towns and neighborhoods.

thats true for sure, i travel to Philly a lot and anecdotally hearing how prices have gone up with more New Yorkers coming to town. I hear thats also going on in the west coast with Californians moving out.

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TopicWait. In NYC you need a guarantor who makes 80-100 times your rent to get lease
David1988
04/19/23 11:05:17 AM
#16
Btw, these rules arent for every place in the city. In fact, small time landlords dont give a shit about meeting those requirements like 95% of the time. Those rules generally only apply to large property holders and more specifically large property holding companies with apartment complexes in Manhattan. Apartment complexes in the Bronx for instance doesnt have nearly the same stringent standards

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TopicWait. In NYC you need a guarantor who makes 80-100 times your rent to get lease
David1988
04/19/23 10:56:03 AM
#10
deanshow posted...
I'm cool if they stay there, what do you think happens to places when NYer's move out of the city and into other areas. You'll get what happened to my old hometown (Jersey City) where they push out a lot of longtime residents and gentrify the whole area. Albeit the whole area looks nicer and cleaner, but they could've done that before with the longtime residents and only did it when these white yuppies moved in.

the thing is NYC has a constant supply of new people coming in so it doesnt suffer from the same issues as other large metropolitan cities have like Detroit or something


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TopicComplainers on the game boards are wild.
David1988
04/19/23 10:53:38 AM
#6
I never meant to insinuate it wasnt a 5-headed move, hence why its on another level in a positive sense

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TopicWait. In NYC you need a guarantor who makes 80-100 times your rent to get lease
David1988
04/19/23 10:51:15 AM
#5
Yea thats correct, I used to work as a rental real estate agent in the city and a lot of foreign college/university students would get apartments with their parents as guarantors. A lot of people who live in the nicer parts of Manhattan are rich foreigners

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TopicComplainers on the game boards are wild.
David1988
04/19/23 10:47:17 AM
#4
I hear you but the complainers about the complainers are on another level though

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TopicMy friend has a pitbull and it lives with her elderly dad.
David1988
04/19/23 8:43:00 AM
#6
Thats basically like living with someone who smokes. Sure it may not kill you today, but someday if youre around it long enough

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TopicHow would you improve GameFAQs?
David1988
04/19/23 7:16:47 AM
#11
Release user maps

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TopicWill there be any impact on Curry's legacy if the Kings sweep the Warriors?
David1988
04/18/23 12:48:37 PM
#7
Curry is gonna go from being in most people all time top ten list after last years championship run to a bottom top 75 player all time if he gets swept this year

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Topic"Hello, how are you?"
David1988
04/17/23 10:34:03 AM
#9
KanWan posted...
By the way do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking.
Is It the first offense?
Lets assume no
Then its at least 500 gold
Thats nothing compared to Morrowind, thanks

lmao this is actual NPC dialogue in the game?

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Topic2yo toddler MAULED to death by grandmother's pit bull
David1988
04/13/23 8:05:27 PM
#220
damn, pitbull topics dont usually get this many posts, what happened

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Topic18,000 Cows Reportedly Killed in 'Deadliest' Barn Explosion at Dairy Farm
David1988
04/13/23 5:02:33 PM
#121
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


more or less yea, I actually do believe if there are indeed celestial beings who hold domain over the human world that they are indeed sadists

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Topic18,000 Cows Reportedly Killed in 'Deadliest' Barn Explosion at Dairy Farm
David1988
04/13/23 4:59:41 PM
#119
Pikachuchupika posted...
Animals are meant to be eaten. It is part of the animal-life cycle.

its sorta messed up the only way Mother Nature meant for us to subsist was through eating other life forms, its one of things that makes it harder for me to believe in an all benevolent deity

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Topic18,000 Cows Reportedly Killed in 'Deadliest' Barn Explosion at Dairy Farm
David1988
04/13/23 12:20:21 PM
#10
Thats fucked up, feel bad for the cows, though I guess they weee going to be eaten anyway

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TopicShe says ''Whats it like knowing you'll never bang a hot person like me?''
David1988
04/13/23 12:18:39 PM
#24
ssj3vegeta posted...
i have da BEST taste in women doe

this is true, no sarcasm, Vegy always has great taste

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TopicDo you actually have ANY friends or acquaintances who are enbies?
David1988
04/12/23 2:31:22 PM
#9
All of my friends are non-binary, all of them

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TopicThere are people on the Religion board arguing that evolution is a myth
David1988
04/12/23 2:30:04 PM
#29
Fundamentalists dont evolve themselves as beings so Im not surprised they believe moronic shit like that

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TopicShe says ''look ugly, in about 5 seconds I'm going to make you happy''
David1988
04/12/23 2:27:56 PM
#2
You already made me happy

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TopicHey, eyes up here
David1988
04/07/23 10:59:41 PM
#2
That Roman soldier should learn to respect women

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Topicwho is the most rational person named David that you know
David1988
04/06/23 6:46:23 AM
#4
David1988

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Topicfour months into 2023, where are the big boxing fights at?
David1988
04/02/23 10:56:10 PM
#8
Its really a shame how boxing took such a nosedive in popularity, it was respected and popular sport to follow, now I guess UFC is the biggest draw for lovers of combat sports

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TopicWhat do you mean I don't believe in God?
David1988
04/01/23 12:52:12 PM
#5
God is a woman, and yea I talk with her everyday

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Topic$10k for every 24 hours you stay here, how much money you making?
David1988
04/01/23 10:47:13 AM
#18
Assuming its safe the gf being there is enticing to stay a bit

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TopicAre you "minor coded"(according to Twitter standards)?
David1988
03/31/23 11:32:25 PM
#7
Im minor coded but Im actually a 45 billion year old shadow in the underworld

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TopicMegatech asks ''Which group of women do you want us to bang tonight?''
David1988
03/31/23 9:42:46 PM
#10
Us? Or just him?

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TopicItaly used to be made up of quite a few different states.
David1988
03/31/23 2:07:59 PM
#3
Yep they taught how countries like Italy and Germany became united in one of my high school history courses

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TopicCE, you're on death row for trolling on GameFAQS, what is your final meal?
David1988
03/31/23 2:02:57 PM
#18
steak with mashed potatoes, cheesecake, coke and a cig for after the meal

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TopicThe group studying the train derailment in Ohio is getting sick
David1988
03/31/23 1:46:58 PM
#9
UnfairRepresent posted...
Obama?

lol really?

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Topic"I try to avoid politics"
David1988
03/31/23 11:28:41 AM
#111
You realize people who are actually the most poor and destitute doesnt have any time for politics right? Every ounce of their energy goes into just trying to survive and get food and shelter, not how to change the world. Political participation is more often engaged by the privileged than the destitute, ironically

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