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TopicHow long does a banned account stay on your usermap?
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 3:55:59 PM
#5
Clueless mods.

Go figure.
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TopicEnergetic woman in blue bikini relaxing on the beach
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 3:54:24 PM
#8
I smell the ocean. And I see what appear to be crabs
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TopicWould you punch your 15 year old self in the face?
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 3:51:42 PM
#17
chill02 posted...
who keeps posting

5UAcZz5
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TopicWhy should I give a fuck?
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 3:45:36 PM
#2
Cause I will take a fuck.
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TopicAsian Booty in the gym.
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 3:43:07 PM
#7
Eww visible panty lines.
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TopicDo you believe that tony stewart ran over that other driver on purpose?
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 3:41:57 PM
#3
garan posted...
No, and the guy was a complete maniac to get out onto a track with a race going on. Fuck him.

^^^>
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TopicDouble meat cheeseburger on Good Friday
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 3:39:34 PM
#7
Virus731 posted...
I had a burger with beef patty, pulled pork, pork belly, bacon, pickles and cheese. So good.

Bleh
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TopicWould you punch your 15 year old self in the face?
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 3:34:56 PM
#5
Can I sex me up
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TopicScenerio: You see a stranger let his dogs shit in your yard and not pick it up
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 3:33:37 PM
#13
Why would I pick up my dog while it's taking a shit.
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TopicFlorida man breaks into woman's home, starts frying chicken and drinking vodka
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 2:52:40 PM
#2
Butterfiles posted...
i'd be ok with this as long as he made enough for 2

Also he has to watch Netflix with me.
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TopicPirate logic
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 1:55:53 PM
#31
Marklar posted...
Pirate logic:
*gets drunk on rum while in the crows nest, falls down and dies and blames the captain*

Now how do blame someone after you die?

Did you wake up dead
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Topic$10 or sex with this hot as FUCK chick in yellow shirt?
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 1:53:12 PM
#28
young_flip posted...
Turbam posted...
Literally 10 frosties.

yeah...making it tough here. I'll go with the chick. maybe she has $10 in her purse I can borrow when we're finished.

So she's paying you for sex.

I want this deal
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TopicThat feel when you get a curved monitor
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 11:48:23 AM
#2
Curved swords
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Topica VERY credible source has informed me that tonight will Christ's second coming
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 10:11:22 AM
#10
MrMallard posted...
MrK3V posted...
I'll make him come a third time

You, sir, need Jesus.

To cum fourth
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TopicFuck gamefaqs on a phone
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 9:25:09 AM
#2
I will not fuck Gamefaqs on a train Sam-I-am.
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TopicWhat are we going to do tonight Brain?
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 3:11:40 AM
#4
Narf
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TopicOh no! 22 ISIS Recruits From Kerala Feared Dead!
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 2:40:38 AM
#3
UnholyMudcrab posted...
We drop the largest non-nuclear device we've ever used, and all we get to show for it is 22 deaths. Fantastic use of resources.

Now we play golf
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TopicWould you let your terminally ill daughter sleep around all she wants?
Darthfluffy2
04/14/17 2:10:51 AM
#4
How old is she
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Topichave you ever taken a shit where it felt like you only popped out a nugget?
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 6:51:26 PM
#2
ModLogic posted...
then when you stand up to wipe and look down, theres an american sized XL chocolate mousse in the bowl?

Grandpa?
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TopicJ. K Simmons needs to come back as Jameson
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 6:36:54 PM
#3
Master Roshi gosh darn it
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TopicDamn, CE, brush yo teeth.
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 6:30:12 PM
#7
ProudProtoMan posted...
Darthfluffy2 posted...
Smell yo dick

It smells like dove body wash.

And I bet it tastes like strawberries
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TopicDamn, CE, brush yo teeth.
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 6:26:32 PM
#4
Smell yo dick
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TopicGot fired from subway today for being too slow
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 6:20:25 PM
#10
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
Cheeto Dick incident

Da fuck
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TopicWhy does the MOAB cause Psychological damage? to those who witness it?
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 4:52:00 PM
#6
Seeing the remains of there fellow terrorists killed by the
concussive force in the tunnels
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TopicBREAKING NEWS: America drops world's largest non-nuclear bomb on ISIS stronghold
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 4:42:52 PM
#28
spudger posted...
Massive
Orgasm
Anal
Blast

How you doin

*finger gun and wink*
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TopicNothing wrong with a girl with a flat ass.
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 4:41:32 PM
#12
How cute is the booty hole
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TopicWhy does the MOAB cause Psychological damage? to those who witness it?
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 4:38:36 PM
#3
Blown out ear drums
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TopicBREAKING NEWS: America drops world's largest non-nuclear bomb on ISIS stronghold
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 4:37:19 PM
#22
SuperShake666 posted...
My favorite thing to use in Mercenaries.

Damn I loved that game
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TopicI just thought of a really cool torture
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 4:36:35 PM
#7
ProudProtoMan posted...
My favorite one is where you tie them up and leave them next to ants.

That's a nice treat for the ants. I Bet they like watermelon
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TopicITT: Lifehacks
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 4:00:14 PM
#5
Put a hollow tube or "straw" in your drink. Voila use this to drink out of
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Topicbye CE
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 3:27:16 PM
#3
Do not want.

;_;
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Topic*Goes to cancel 30day trial for Prime*
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 3:22:24 PM
#2
I want dat dick
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TopicWhy do they give their kids such weird names?
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 3:18:41 PM
#47
NeoBowser posted...
My name literally starts with an Y
I feel offended

Yancy?
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TopicI need to look for a job again :/
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 2:50:42 PM
#2
butthole666 posted...
My store will probably be closing within the next year. retail is dead :(

Long live retail.
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TopicAll my glasses are dirty so I have to drink out of a bowl.
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 2:48:39 PM
#7
You monster. Stick your head under the faucet like a man
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Topic4 day weekend starting!!!!!!!!!!
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 2:46:20 PM
#3
You bastards.

;_; I work 7 days straight
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TopicI think we should stop making fun of DawkinsNumber4/XSquader
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 2:45:17 PM
#3
DamageDealerz posted...
He deserves the shit he gets.

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TopicWhat would have happened if the millenial generation fought in WW2?
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 2:43:57 PM
#15
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Like in the 50s or today? If it's the 50s, they'd probably man up and get it done, and if it's today, drones will do it and they'd whine

O_o

Sean Spicer is that you.
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TopicSo a marriage license is voided if you don't prove of a ceremony?
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 2:22:22 PM
#16
jcmason posted...
Honestly, that's not the weirdest thing about marriage here. When my wife and I went to get our license, the clerk had us raise our hands and swear that, to the best of our knowledge, we were not already family members. Don't even need a blood test, I just have to tell some random dude at the courthouse that I'm pretty sure I'm not marrying my sister, and we're good to go. Trying really hard out here to avoid incest, huh.

Huh now that I think about it they asked me and the ex that too.

Wtf Arizona. To much dirt and cactus make us go crazy apparently.

Granted I do know of incestuous relationships a plenty over in Pinal county.
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TopicSo a marriage license is voided if you don't prove of a ceremony?
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 2:00:30 PM
#10
jcmason posted...
You and the spouse sign it, the magistrate signs it, and, at least here in Arizona, two witnesses sign it. The magistrate checks everyone's IDs to make sure they are who they say they are when they're signing, and it's over.

You could ask them to do a little ceremonial speech thing if you wanted to, but that's between you and them.

>_>

Damn Arizonian's

:]
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TopicWhat do you make of real NASA images vs. world can fit into Africa argument?
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 1:35:21 PM
#2
This is what the internet has become.
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TopicSo a marriage license is voided if you don't prove of a ceremony?
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 1:32:22 PM
#7
jcmason posted...
Nope, don't need a minister at all. Just get a magistrate to marry you guys, you can do it at home, or meet at a McDonalds, or at the court house or whatever. The magistrate will probably charge you like $50 or something.

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TopicGrocery store garbage shoots produce the most unholy stench of all time.
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 10:50:22 AM
#4
Its chutes bro
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TopicThe worst short story I've ever read was about a kid who
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 9:53:45 AM
#2
O_o
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TopicIf you think Fresh Prince is funnier than Martin, you're either...
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 9:52:46 AM
#25
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
PoopMcgee420 posted...
Its funny i have tc tagged as immature racist...

Fitting description.


Can't be racist, I'm black

That's not how it works
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TopicWhy do they give their kids such weird names?
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 9:16:00 AM
#17
DevsChum posted...
Do you have to count the O's every time you write your name

Dude! You threw off my groove!

My bad. Let's go find Stella
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TopicWhy do they give their kids such weird names?
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 9:11:46 AM
#14
DevsChum posted...
What's your name?

Kuzcoooooooooooooo

Do you have to count the O's every time you write your name
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TopicWhy do they give their kids such weird names?
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 8:59:54 AM
#6
Lak pronounced like yak.

Lakynn

Is that right?
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TopicBurritos for breakfast?
Darthfluffy2
04/13/17 8:53:21 AM
#5
Is this a new concept for you
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