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TopicDid your parents forbid you from celebrating Halloween due to it being 'Satanic'
Dakimakura
10/26/23 7:03:38 AM
#13
My parents prevented me from celebrating because they did not want to give out candy.

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TopicWhen is it acceptable to start playing Christmas music?
Dakimakura
10/25/23 10:39:55 PM
#15
Christmas day

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TopicNintendo pulls drunk driving game rated for ages 3+ from eShop
Dakimakura
10/25/23 10:06:29 PM
#6
MarthGoomba posted...
They need to pull all the hentai AI shovelware next

Why

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TopicWould you watch a Taylor Swift Cinematic Universe?
Dakimakura
10/25/23 9:51:59 PM
#7
Calm down Milo

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TopicHow would you solve the Israel / Palestine conflict?
Dakimakura
10/25/23 9:45:45 PM
#115
Lock them both in a room until they settle their differences.

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TopicSo, why didn't you like Baldur's Gate 3?
Dakimakura
10/25/23 7:07:03 PM
#3
Irony posted...
I did like it


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TopicI've started sleeping with my watches
Dakimakura
10/25/23 4:57:07 PM
#7
Sleeping with your watches is great, the hard part is cleaning out the semen though.

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"Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson
Topic1.5 million for a inactive math lab house.
Dakimakura
10/25/23 4:55:45 PM
#35
I used MyMathLab, it wasnt that expensive though.

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TopicSerious Politics Topic
Dakimakura
10/25/23 4:53:23 PM
#5
Even after you wash your hands, your hands still smell like oranges.

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TopicMoistCr1TiKaL mentions gameFAQs.com in video about SSSniperWolf
Dakimakura
10/25/23 4:29:13 PM
#13
KitKats posted...


Also he pronounced it game F.A.Q.'

As it is correctly pronounced


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TopicSerious Politics Topic
Dakimakura
10/25/23 4:26:55 PM
#4
Humble_Novice posted...
https://www.gulflive.com/palabra/2023/10/new-florida-law-echoes-arizonas-unforeseen-consequences-of-immigrant-work-authorization.html

So who's going to pick up all those oranges in Florida as they start to wilt and rot?

AI

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TopicSerious Politics Topic
Dakimakura
10/25/23 4:18:14 PM
#1
It is fitting that Donald Trump lives in Florida, that state is best known for its oranges.

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TopicPS5 slim optional disc drive needs to connect to Internet to pair it to console
Dakimakura
10/25/23 1:19:02 PM
#4
Probably could just buy a disc one if this is an issue.

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TopicPatriots maynNeed to resort to violence (not football)
Dakimakura
10/25/23 1:11:59 PM
#2
Patriots aren't doing too well this season. They may need to up their violence level to compensate for their lack of passing game.

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"Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson
TopicReal life equivalent of Sonic, Shadow, and Silver
Dakimakura
10/25/23 1:10:07 PM
#14
Only ever seen the guy on the left from his videos being linked here where he just talks at the camera about a drama. No clue who the white sonic is either.

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TopicFor the love of god help me find this game.
Dakimakura
10/24/23 6:25:44 PM
#16
Gex

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TopicThe perfect woman but she won't date you unless you subscribe to her OF.
Dakimakura
10/24/23 4:07:17 PM
#2
Prostitution is illegal


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Topicugh WTF worked fucked up our pizza party and the pizzas went cold
Dakimakura
10/24/23 3:42:38 PM
#11


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TopicDon't worry CE, i wrote down every thought i had while i was banished from CE
Dakimakura
10/24/23 3:29:54 PM
#3
Vegy is back?

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TopicActors DEMAND that Joe Biden release the hostages taken by Hamas
Dakimakura
10/24/23 3:28:26 PM
#26
Seems like a mistake by the Hamas to have Joe Biden in charge of their prisoners.

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TopicWill CE ever forget about\get over vegy?
Dakimakura
10/24/23 3:23:36 PM
#8
Foppe posted...
Who?


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TopicMandela Effect: Will Smith never says 'Welcome to Earf' in Independence Day
Dakimakura
10/24/23 10:58:39 AM
#2
Welcome to earf tc

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Topic8yr old held at gunpoint by police over mistaken identity
Dakimakura
10/24/23 10:53:01 AM
#24
Idea for future Onion article: Police later replied, "Sorry, we meant to shoot another 8 year old."

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TopicMilwaukee Bucks going to be paying Giannis $62 million per year
Dakimakura
10/23/23 7:13:01 PM
#3
62 million per year to not know how to shoot

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"Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson
TopicI would rather play a golf video game than real life golf
Dakimakura
10/23/23 5:54:44 PM
#10
Shishiwakamaru posted...
The Hot Shots developer released a game on Switch (Easy Come Easy Golf), I wonder if thats any good.

I played that game on the Apple Arcade when I got a free trial of that. It is called Clap Hanz Golf on there. I was surprised how much I enjoyed playing it. Very fun game.

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TopicBears
Dakimakura
10/23/23 5:51:51 PM
#32
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/4/AAe_4aAAE92Q.jpg

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TopicI would rather play a golf video game than real life golf
Dakimakura
10/23/23 5:48:21 PM
#3
Which golf game

id fuck up some Tiger Woods 99 PGA Tour Golf right about now


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TopicYou jerk it with or without lubrication?
Dakimakura
10/23/23 5:46:04 PM
#31
My genitals are naturally moist

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TopicFuck, Marry, Kill: Ross, Joey, Chandler
Dakimakura
10/23/23 12:28:14 PM
#6
Ross looks like a sub

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TopicJust so everybody knows, I totally don't have HIV.
Dakimakura
10/23/23 12:14:09 PM
#5
yet

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TopicShaun King claims he had role in helping negotiate freedom of Hamas hostages
Dakimakura
10/23/23 12:07:15 PM
#4
The former Bucs QB?

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TopicA full and complete list of all my requirements in a potential girlfriend
Dakimakura
10/23/23 12:06:39 PM
#6
  • Don't be really fat, abusive, or horrendously ugly.

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Topic$500,000,000 but Elon Musk buys GameFAQs,
Dakimakura
10/23/23 12:05:47 PM
#7
Yes

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Topicants treat workers better than humans do
Dakimakura
10/23/23 12:23:38 AM
#2
Ant "workers" are basically on suicide missions

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"Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson
TopicIs eating a banana from the peel as a man wrong?
Dakimakura
10/22/23 2:38:00 PM
#3
Time to ban the pig again mods.

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TopicWhy is ESPN trying to make Pat McAfee a thing?
Dakimakura
10/21/23 7:39:56 PM
#23
He is incredibly popular and well liked. That makes them money. They like money.

He is also someone who pushes the popularity of gambling which is becoming incredibly popular among sports revenue now that betting websights are becoming the sponsors of these things. Which makes everyone more revenue. And they like seeing more revenue.

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"Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson
TopicRude? I don't respond to "hey how are you" texts from coworkers
Dakimakura
10/21/23 1:14:36 PM
#11
It is rude to respond if you are going to just respond later to something else. You should, however, take the opportunity to say something funny. Like "my foot is currently on fire can't talk now."

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TopicHow can I, an uneducated POS, get a work from home job that pays decent?
Dakimakura
10/21/23 3:13:05 AM
#8
Professional gamer

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Topicblizzard is giving out 80 free hearthstone packs
Dakimakura
10/20/23 9:48:27 PM
#12
I didn't get any

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TopicDaisy is trans
Dakimakura
10/20/23 9:44:03 PM
#54
StealThisSheen posted...
Daisy is far and beyond better than Rosalina. Rosalina doesn't even have a personality. She just exists. And even then, only sometimes.

She is all existence including Daisy.

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TopicDaisy is trans
Dakimakura
10/20/23 9:33:42 PM
#50
Rosalina > Daisy

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TopicYa'll see Israel's laser beams?
Dakimakura
10/20/23 7:21:42 PM
#2
Gaza just needs a giant piece of glass to reflect it.

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TopicOnly thing that gets me with a lot of older movies is the acting
Dakimakura
10/20/23 7:13:47 PM
#9
Zithers posted...
movies didnt try to be realistic back then and thats what makes classic hollywood movies so good

Zithers confirmed to love the Fast and Furious cinema franchise.

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TopicFoul mouthed coke snorting Rayman in new Netflix show
Dakimakura
10/20/23 6:03:51 PM
#91
I think the implications of the 2D Rayman games was always that it was just a person incredibly high on drugs.

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