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TopicWhy not go to the gym to meet women?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/01/22 3:22:39 PM
#1
u could become da chad

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicI think Joe Biden is wandering around my lawn.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/01/22 2:47:21 PM
#1
What do I do?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicSo it's been enough time. Is Elden Ring a disappointment now?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/01/22 2:15:27 PM
#1
Well...

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicJust want to take a moment to tell you how great Kirby and the Forgotten Land is
Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/01/22 2:14:52 PM
#1
The levels are fun. The treasure challenges are fun. Looking for Waddle Dees are fun. The bosses re excellent.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicHello
Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/01/22 1:16:36 PM
#1
Hello

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicDoes Morbius sync with Dark Side of the Moon?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/01/22 1:07:46 PM
#1
Does it?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThere are more topics about Trump than there were about Bush in 2010
Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/01/22 1:03:17 PM
#6
masterpug53 posted...
There are more topics about Trump than there were about Reagan in 1990.
Let's see. Wasn't there a place that archived old usenet posts?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThere are more topics about Trump than there were about Bush in 2010
Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/01/22 1:00:21 PM
#1
People stopped talking about Bush a couple months into Obama's Presidency.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
Topic$1,542 but you have to sing Nickelback karaoke at a bar.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/01/22 11:32:08 AM
#1
Maybe

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicI'm not sure how I got here
Cotton_Eye_Joe
08/01/22 2:22:11 AM
#1
Has to do with Spider-Man, I think.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicWhat's in my soul?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/30/22 9:26:54 PM
#1
Feel my aura.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicIs Macaulay Culkin dead?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/30/22 7:02:46 PM
#11
He is at the end of My Girl

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicSecrets of Dumbledore
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/30/22 7:00:34 PM
#6
littlebro07 posted...
Better than Crimes of Grindelwald
Being pooped in the face is better than Crimes of Grindelwald.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicSecrets of Dumbledore
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/30/22 6:58:51 PM
#1
Trash film

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicWhen someone asks you to morb. You fucking morb.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/30/22 2:28:42 PM
#1
You just do it.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicSo is Pike on SNW basically TOS Kirk?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/30/22 12:33:40 PM
#1
He's really similar.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicIs Macaulay Culkin dead?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/30/22 1:54:45 AM
#1
Or just his career?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThe perfect woman but she forces you to wear pantyhose
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/29/22 2:58:59 PM
#1
Could you date her?


She buys pantyhose for you and forces you to wear it because it turns her on.

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Topic$5,000 but you have to watch a bad remake of a childhood classic.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/29/22 1:25:11 PM
#1
Maybe

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicDo you think Ragnarok will be better than Elden Ring?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/29/22 10:59:05 AM
#1
Will it?

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TopicWhat's your game of the year so far?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/29/22 10:49:25 AM
#1
Kirby and the Forgotten Land

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThis game is excellent
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/29/22 3:14:26 AM
#1
This game is excellent

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicNobody will care about Monkeypox until a celebrity gets it.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/29/22 1:39:16 AM
#1
Which celebrity will it be?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThe perfect woman but she makes you go to a Snow Patrol concert.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/22 11:21:09 PM
#14
Baha05 posted...
Question what the fuck is Snow Patrol?
The background music for dramatic moments in mid 2000s teen dramas.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicThe perfect woman but she makes you go to a Snow Patrol concert.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/22 10:10:16 PM
#1
Could you date her?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicHarry tells me you're quite the science whiz.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/22 9:57:01 PM
#1
...

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicI was told that having no social media is a MAJOR red flag.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/22 4:27:30 PM
#25
pkmnlord posted...
I only remember a handful of years back there were people talking here and around the internet that some job interviewers would either question your lack of social media or flat out dismiss your application altogether if they couldn't look you up.
The only social media employers should be looking at is Linkedin.


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TopicI was told that having no social media is a MAJOR red flag.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/22 3:29:51 PM
#4
JuanCarlos1 posted...
They are the actual red flag. We were happier with no social media
We were happier when instant messenger was the only social media.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicKirby and the Forgotten Land is a game I like.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/22 3:27:51 PM
#1
It's pretty good.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicI was told that having no social media is a MAJOR red flag.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/22 3:22:53 PM
#1
Then I was told someone thinking having no social media is a red flag is the actual red flag.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicLife... dreams... hope... Where do they come from?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/22 3:03:42 PM
#1
And where do they go?

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TopicIstanbul was Constantinople
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/27/22 11:47:21 AM
#9
Why did Constantinople get the works?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicI know this probably a little late to be asking but are you married?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/26/22 12:37:32 AM
#1
Are you?

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TopicI honestly don't get the joke in this scene from Dumb and Dumber.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/25/22 6:18:47 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1095_IwQFE

Was the joke that he thinks the lady stole his shit when it really someone else?

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TopicHow about a hug?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/25/22 6:10:53 PM
#1
*stretches arms out*

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TopicThe perfect woman but she never calls when she says she will
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/25/22 6:08:42 PM
#1
Nope

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicWas John F. Kennedy a good president?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/25/22 5:49:11 PM
#1
Was John F. Kennedy a good president?


He was a good president.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicIs Joe Biden a good president?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/25/22 5:44:16 PM
#3
Xette33 posted...
When was the last time the US had a good president?
Obama

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicIs Joe Biden a good president?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/25/22 5:41:35 PM
#1
Is Joe Biden a good president?


Not really

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicTop Gun Maverick is a meme
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/25/22 4:03:59 PM
#1
That's why it's so popular

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicSo "It's Morbin Time" is Jared Leto's catchphrase.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/25/22 12:22:59 PM
#1
When did he say it in Fight Club?

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicWho the fuck is living paycheck to paycheck?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/25/22 10:37:55 AM
#1
If you've been in the workforce for four or five years and you are still earning minimum wage you probably just suck at your job.

Even crappy jobs will give you raises and promotion for not sucking at it.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicGas station ran out of gas.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/25/22 10:13:36 AM
#1
That's because they were selling for less than $5 a gallon

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicCats.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/24/22 11:18:08 AM
#1
Post funny pics

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
Topicdk64 beaver bother
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/24/22 12:21:46 AM
#1
fuck off!

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicHow do I work in the rain without getting sick?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/24/22 12:20:15 AM
#1
I need the money.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicShining Force on the GBA
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/24/22 12:14:40 AM
#1
It's fun game with horsey men and a knight with his sword.

I think there might be a dragon

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicDid they really release Robotrek on the same day as FFIII?
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/23/22 5:27:36 PM
#1
I hope somebody got fired.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
TopicDan Quayle sucks.
Cotton_Eye_Joe
07/23/22 5:18:03 PM
#1
Yes

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Cyberpunk 2077 is a 7/10. Get over it.
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