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Topicwhy is it that users with the most issues here have a name starting with 'Z'?
ClarkDuke
06/24/20 9:27:46 PM
#33
SunWuKung420 posted...
"A" and "C" users have serious issues. More than the rest of the board combined.
how many beers have you had tonight, sunny? make sure to get a glass of water in there, ok?

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TopicHow many alts does Zeus actually have?
ClarkDuke
06/24/20 9:24:00 PM
#52
SpeeDLeemon posted...
51 Alts.
it's totally plausible, ok?

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TopicClark Duke is the best, you guys, ok?
ClarkDuke
06/24/20 9:21:15 PM
#16
Jonesville posted...
Just saw this topic for the first time and got to agree that Clark is hands down the best poster on this board. Hes definitely one of the main reasons I keep coming back to this crummy website.
again, i'm honored to hear my work hasn't gone unnoticed, i do my damnedest to keep this place alive, ok?

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TopicHow many alts does Zeus actually have?
ClarkDuke
06/24/20 9:09:04 PM
#50
OhhhJa posted...
This board does seem to be completely obsessed with the dude
i would say obsessed, is the incorrect term for this situation, we're just stinkers, ok?

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Topicwhy is it that users with the most issues here have a name starting with 'Z'?
ClarkDuke
06/24/20 9:01:14 PM
#29
Krazy_Kirby posted...
alt posting again
what is an alt, you like talking about them like zeus does, ok?

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TopicI'm going to need the Trump Defense Force to explain why it's ok for him to fire
ClarkDuke
06/24/20 8:58:03 PM
#57
RedPixel posted...
Lol dude they aint got shit on him. You're all blind to what ISN'T being said on the news, there's a silent war going on with DeepState right now. Trace it all the way back to 1913, this entire 2020 shit show has been a chess game against a bunch of rich fucks who own the Federal Reserve and control the Vatican.

Follow the money. It isn't Trump. They clearly hate him. I'm not into politics or religion, I just read everything I can so I have more dots to connect and rule out.

You guys all pick your favorite cancers/politicians and argue about it like it's a bar fight. That's not being a good analyst.
you're proving his point that you aren't bright, which is likely why you're warned currently, ok?

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TopicTrump admits to slowing Covid testing down because he didnt like the numbers
ClarkDuke
06/23/20 8:02:31 PM
#38
FrozenBananas posted...
The video in the OP plays fine, Zeus. And now hes literally admitted he wasnt joking
of course it does, he's a compulsive liar, he just can't think of a reply, ok?

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TopicITT, PotD writes a letter to Zeus, 3 words at a time.
ClarkDuke
06/23/20 7:48:15 PM
#245
TopicTrump admits to slowing Covid testing down because he didnt like the numbers
ClarkDuke
06/23/20 7:26:05 PM
#33
Aculo posted...
oh good, thank you muscles for your token basic bitch comments, ok?
he's a pizza delivery man, or was now that he's unemployed, speaking on matters above his station. though, it can be entertaining to hear him parrot stale talking points, as if he's original, ok?

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TopicSo.. does rubbing alcohol just not exist anymore?
ClarkDuke
06/23/20 6:39:27 PM
#6
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Probably sold out because everyone's buying it as disinfectant.
wouldn't white vinegar, baking soda and hydrogen peroxide make for a better cleaner than bleach?

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TopicHow many alts does Zeus actually have?
ClarkDuke
06/23/20 6:37:34 PM
#44
guys, i may have him blocked, but i'm praying for zeus, ok?

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TopicITT, PotD writes a letter to Zeus, 3 words at a time.
ClarkDuke
06/23/20 6:34:46 PM
#243
TopicFavorite brand of mayonnaise
ClarkDuke
06/23/20 2:08:45 PM
#15
TopicITT, PotD writes a letter to Zeus, 3 words at a time.
ClarkDuke
06/23/20 1:56:06 PM
#241
TopicChris Avellone just got #metoo'd.
ClarkDuke
06/23/20 1:53:10 PM
#20
Mead posted...
Im glad you are defending the accused muscles

good work
now we wait for muscles to be metood, ok?

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Topicwhy is it that users with the most issues here have a name starting with 'Z'?
ClarkDuke
06/23/20 1:48:22 PM
#12
what an accurate and fantastic observation, but it's not a surprise a wise figure like yourself observed it, ok?

Blightzkrieg posted...
Zebatov should be on a watch list
true.

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TopicIs there a NUDE Picture of you Out There???
ClarkDuke
06/23/20 1:42:28 PM
#17
duckbear, why did you share nudes of a baby bear, child pornography is not okay, ok?

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TopicTrump admits to slowing Covid testing down because he didnt like the numbers
ClarkDuke
06/23/20 1:40:29 PM
#19
Blightzkrieg posted...
So the best defence I've heard so far is "leftists would criticize Trump regardless of what he said", which is just, hilariously bad but I'm gonna put a pin in it for when Zeus throws it out later.
zeus, is a lonely shut in who tries to ride off the fame of a fictional god, who had sex with animals and his blood relatives, ok?

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TopicI'm going to need the Trump Defense Force to explain why it's ok for him to fire
ClarkDuke
06/23/20 1:33:46 PM
#49
Yellow posted...
Zeus could be a defense lawyer and he would never have to lie. His clients would just always be innocent.
this is why i blocked him, i see others quote him and he sounds like a lunatic, ok?

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TopicThe world is going to end next week.
ClarkDuke
06/23/20 1:31:21 PM
#9
TopicITT, PotD writes a letter to Zeus, 3 words at a time.
ClarkDuke
06/21/20 4:02:17 AM
#238
TopicA Gamefaqs User is running for CONGRESS against Democrat CHARLIE CRIST!!!
ClarkDuke
06/21/20 3:53:30 AM
#12
he looks half greasy haired human, half pumpkin, ok?

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TopicITT, PotD writes a letter to Zeus, 3 words at a time.
ClarkDuke
06/17/20 4:47:34 AM
#234
TopicITT, PotD writes a letter to Zeus, 3 words at a time.
ClarkDuke
06/17/20 1:11:15 AM
#233
Topicblack man from SNL experienced similar to what George Floyd experienced
ClarkDuke
06/17/20 1:07:48 AM
#191
he's a real class act, or so he tells himself, ok?

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Topicif three dudes all see each other's dicks, how can you tell who's gay?
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 10:02:03 PM
#19
Blightzkrieg posted...
Australian dicks have pouches with smaller dicks inside them.
that makes sense, but does that mean they have nipples in the pouches to nourish the smaller penises?

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Topicif three dudes all see each other's dicks, how can you tell who's gay?
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 9:51:26 PM
#17
Blightzkrieg posted...
Gay dicks spin counter clockwise when taking a shit, straight dicks spin clockwise.
i could've sworn that was for detecting australian penises, ok?

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Topicblack man from SNL experienced similar to what George Floyd experienced
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 9:48:07 PM
#186
Kimbos_Egg posted...
the fuck
it was so strange, it's all i can think of in his topics. him peddling to jen's old apartment, stopping and starring, wondering which window was hers.

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TopicITT, PotD writes a letter to Zeus, 3 words at a time.
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 9:43:11 PM
#231
TopicShould BLM change their name?
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 9:38:18 PM
#142
Muscles posted...
You're so original, I've never heard that one before
so, what did the doctor say?

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Topicblack man from SNL experienced similar to what George Floyd experienced
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 9:25:54 PM
#183
Aculo posted...
wait what??
back when she lived in washington, he mentioned regularly riding his bike past her apartment. you know, because he has so many places to be everyday, ok?

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TopicFlorida Teacher is BUSTED by the 17 y/o She had SEX with to KEEP his GRADES UP!
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 9:21:06 PM
#4
Decoy77 posted...
My friend's wife was a substitute, slept with an 18 year old, got 2 years.

There was a teacher shortly after that did sexual acts with a 15 and 16 year old IN SCHOOL and was caught by the principal. Same state, she severed less time than my friend wife did.
your friend was you, huh?

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Topictinder babe is wearing david bowie panties tonight
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 9:15:47 PM
#4
FrozenBananas posted...
bang her to modern love tonight
this, this, ok?

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Topicblack man from SNL experienced similar to what George Floyd experienced
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 9:10:43 PM
#181
Mead posted...
youre thinking of arctic and nope that isnt what happened at all

Your memory is about as good as your judgement of character

truly the bigger man
he's always been the victim, like when he would ride past jen's apartment, claiming he was just in the neighborhood, ok?

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Topicblack man from SNL experienced similar to what George Floyd experienced
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 5:18:15 PM
#156
Kimbos_Egg posted...
This is the 4th time hes done this
like herpes, he'll definitely be back, ok?

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TopicTrump struggles to lift glass of water and walk down stairs at West Point
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 5:16:55 PM
#46
Aculo posted...
guy loves beer just as much as i do, and for that, he will always have my respect, ok?

i actually tried his honey ale (local brewery using his recipe) that he brewed in the white house, and it was actually pretty decent, ok?
after hearing it got your seal of approval, i'm brewing a batch immediately, ok?

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TopicMorning! How do you take your coffee?
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 5:07:22 PM
#46
TopicITT, PotD writes a letter to Zeus, 3 words at a time.
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 5:05:52 PM
#228
TopicPoliception
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 5:03:53 PM
#27
adjl posted...
This is not what "defund the police" means. This is why the word is "defund" and not "disband."
now now, give zeus a break, he's russian, so his english isn't on par with ours, ok?

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TopicI am sad now. Somebody to beat one of my uncleared levels in Super Mario Maker 2
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 4:56:15 PM
#2
TopicShould BLM change their name?
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 4:53:43 PM
#133
Muscles posted...
I mean, it might be a little excessive but it's not completely unwarranted like in cases such as George Floyd, Eric Garner, or Breonna Taylor.
is that mole on your nose touching your brain, because you sound foolish, ok?

but seriously, get that mole looked at, ok?

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TopicClark Duke is the best, you guys, ok?
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 4:46:46 PM
#12
Far-Queue posted...
You're a circle jerk!!

#sickburn #norecovery #burnunit
lol, you got him there, ok?

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TopicClark Duke is the best, you guys, ok?
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 4:45:11 PM
#11
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
clark is an all around great person and poster. if all of us tried to be more like him the world would be a better place
you guys, you're making me blush, ok?

Aculo posted...
i need to make a larry appreciation thread sometime soon, ok?

i agree, larry, definitely needs a topic, ok?

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Topicblack man from SNL experienced similar to what George Floyd experienced
ClarkDuke
06/16/20 1:27:23 PM
#154
Aculo posted...
looks like he might've been serious:


that's classic mark, he's just lurking, ok?

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TopicAnother death by police shooting
ClarkDuke
06/15/20 8:17:02 PM
#52
Kyuubi4269 posted...
You have nothing to be afraid of if you've done nothing (legally)
if you're white, let's not pretend all races are treated equally, ok?

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TopicSo is Zeus ICOYARs new alt?
ClarkDuke
06/15/20 8:06:58 PM
#78
Mead posted...
curse those wrinkles in our brains
we can't all have smooth brains like zeus, he's like a marble countertop, ok?

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TopicITT, PotD writes a letter to Zeus, 3 words at a time.
ClarkDuke
06/15/20 8:02:44 PM
#220
TopicClark Duke is the best, you guys, ok?
ClarkDuke
06/15/20 8:02:08 PM
#4
TopicHey guys. I wanted to apologize.
ClarkDuke
06/15/20 7:56:44 PM
#17
i can't remember that, but i'm happy you're getting help and seeing a difference, ok?

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Topicblack man from SNL experienced similar to what George Floyd experienced
ClarkDuke
06/15/20 7:51:06 PM
#150
Kimbos_Egg posted...
man its really funny that you think CE treats you better when they clearly know what an ass you are

he's like icoyar and zeus, if he keeps repeating it, it might become true to us like it has to him, ok?

it's just ludicrous, the sheer arrogance... to believe suborn insistence can change another humans perception of events.

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