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ExThaNemesis posted...

MWC bro I've put up with a lot from you, but your AEW hatred is something I can't even abide, really.

Like I will just straight up not listen to you about it or engage, that's the level of batshit insanity you are putting yourself on. And I entertain just about anything!!

I just watched their PPV, did a preview of said PPV, admitted I liked Dynamite usually more than Raw, and will be reviewing their PPV.... which I purchased by the way.... did you?

What in the hell are you going on about?

That was the best V Trigger ever.

This match is bonkers.

Renee's reactions on Twitter say it all.

Holy hell.

As we watch AEW have their Fingeroke of Doom after only 3 months in.... I would like to remind others....

NXT: Wednesday on USA.

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Jakyl25 posted...

Californication posted...

Dont ever call this belt World Title ever again. Its undercard on their first real PPV ever.

Dont look up WWEs first real PPV

Hulk Hogan was at least IN the ME of Mania.

And they had TV programming as well.

All right, here we go...

AEW time....

Yay.

So full disclosure I dont hate Dynamite so far (NXT dwarfs it, but thats not a fair comparison) and some of the episodes have definitely been better than Raw for sure (although not really a high bar per say). Ive watched every episode thus far, usually with liberal fast forward, but again thats not an attack, I do the same with Raw usually only more so. I watch every precious moment of NXT, and typically Ill fast forward for SD is a womens match that doesnt involve Bayley or Sasha because with commercials its only about an hour and 20 minutes and theres usually always something in the segments to take in (I wish I had fast forwarded the Corbin thing last night, no pun intended, holy shit).

And tonight there is a PPV. IMO their first one. The show didnt exist before this, so that crap doesnt matter. Thats gonna he important when I complain about that ME.....

Joey Janela vs Shawn Spears.
I dont care.
Who should win. Janela
Who will win. Spears. They see something in him, and I assure you its not there. Boring in ring and on mic and literally known for the number 10. Joey should squash him in 8 seconds. Being this is AEW and every match is stupid long for some reason.... I expect them to go 12.

Tag Team Championship

SCU vs Lucha Bros vs Private Party
Who will win. SCU
Who should win. SCU (but the Luchas should have won it in the first place..., but you cant take it off them now, establish the belts)
Who I want to win. Private Party.
I just hope this is Tornado. Give these fuckers an hour, half dead Jericho and the 3 star general dont need a fucking hour... give it to them.

Womens Championship.

Riho vs Emi Sakura
Who will and should win Riho.
Im torn in this... I think for the belt and for Riho it really would be great if she just destroys her, but less Riho wrestling, and thats bad. She is such a great little tiny babyface, very reminiscent of Gail Kim vs Kong. Im all here for this.

Brea vs Brit.
Who should win. Who cares
Who will win. Britt. She seems more in line for the push IMO

Hangman vs PAC
Who should win. Probably Page. He can be the future of your company. (Since everyone else high up is the past)
Who will win. PAC cause hes a fucking mark who wont job in high profile matches
Just give these boys ALOT of time and have Pac lay down clean. This could easily be the match of the night.

The wrestling cancers vs LAX
Who should win. Santana and Ortiz should plow them.
Who will win..... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... like you even have to ask. I wonder how much they had to be threatened by Tony to not be first Champs.

AEW World Championship with hour time limit and 3 judges.

Chris Jericho vs Stardust.
Who should win. Brandis Husband
Who will win. Jericho.

So look, we all know Dustins brother is going to win this Title at sometime, this company LITERALLY exists so he can give himself the belt since he wasnt talented enough to do it in the majors. 2 things, just rip the band aid off now, and after that promo he wont ever be more over with the fans, not to mention its gonna look god damn awful for this company if he loses and then gets a match to win it at a later time. Send the fans home happy. Thats how wrestling should be done. You strike while the iron is hot. It will never be hotter for him ever. This is his moment, do it.

The Main Event.
The guy who tried and couldnt make it vs the guy to scared to try to make it.
Who will win. Omega
Who should win. Moxley.
Alright, a few things here.

Dont ever call this belt World Title ever again. Its undercard on their first real PPV ever. That said, if these boys are MEing, just have them go full crazy death match. Omega should lose to continue his story, but he wont

Lopen posted...

Ironically liking something that is just bad doesn't really help you save face for liking it. There's an art to being so bad it's good it can't just be slapped on things willy nilly.

This isnt willy nilly

I enjoyed the fucking segment. I wanted it to continue and at that time it was the thing I cared about most on Raw. That isnt me trying to save face, I dont care what most of you think (you for what its worth are one of the exceptions, Ive always liked you Lopen).

NBIceman posted...

Thank you! How are you enjoying the Rusev storyline? I'm so glad I don't have to seek out porn to get my cuckolding fix anymore...

You know thats not Cuckolding, right?

Shes just cheating on him.

Cuckolding would be if Rusev were in to it.

(And it hated it till the divorce court where it why from this is the dumbest thing ever this is terrible get off my screen, to ok, this is the dumbest thing ever, it is so unbelievably bad that now it is amazing and I cant wait to see it continue. This is the choppy choppy your pee pee of our generation.)

LiquidOshawott posted...

I considered going to Full Gear but I figured my wife wouldnt be into it so changed my mind on it

Cant you go without her?

I mean, it wouldnt be as fun, but Im sure it would still be a fun time.

NBIceman posted...

No, you called everyone in "the other topic" AEW shills, in fact.

I did not.

I said the topic as a collective is

AEW good
WWE bad

And it is... undoubtedly so. Its sickening.

That doesnt mean every single person is. I know there were at least 2 that were critical of AEW (as they deserve) But thats 2 out of about 40. So I stand by what I said.

Congrats for not having the wool pulled over your eyes by WWE lite

NBIceman posted...

Would it just absolutely rock your world if I told you that I have been extremely critical of AEW's TV product so far and haven't even watched the last two weeks?

Did I call you an AEW shill?

NBIceman posted...

It really is sad how poor sweet innocent Vince McMahon and his progressive Saudi brethren have to be victimized by scum like Tony Khan when all they're trying to do is spread joy across the world.

Ah yes.... the guy who also does business with Saudi Arabia (while not trying to change anything) does business with and DEFENDS China, as well as having sweat shops there is a certain paragon of virtue.

scarletspeed7 posted...

I like how MWC of all people thinks he's qualified to use the word mark as a pejorative.

There is no other word to describe Khan in a wrestling sense. (There are plenty more I could use on that trash human in a non wrestling sense however)

Tom Bombadil posted...

Californication posted...

AEW has NOTHING to do with Fozzy doing Judas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b45bhMp5ME

Get reading comprehension.

Judas existed before AEW was even a glint in the Money Marks eye.

That would be like claiming WWF had something to do with Kid Rocks American BadAss

Eddv posted...

Californication posted...

Bray calling Am Drag Judas... yup.

This is gonna be an awesome fued

Literally just copying AEW.

First off.... no....

AEW has NOTHING to do with Fozzy doing Judas.

Second of all, the Judas story is kinda famous. You may have heard of it. Hes calling back to Am Drag betraying him during the Yes Movement. And its gonna be great.

Tessa vs Sami for the World Title in January 12th.

Im here for this. Does anyone know how to order TNA PPVs anymore?

Are they iPPVs now, the non Big 3?

Bray calling Am Drag Judas... yup.

This is gonna be an awesome fued

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Eddv posted...

No one cares because the fiend is terrible.

And no one calls him Am Drag anymore.

Be less stupid.

The Fiend is the most over person in the company. If he isn't, he's at worst 1A to Becky.

So saying no one cares is categorically incorrect.

And I have called him that for a decade, I won't be stopping anytime soon.

Fiend vs Am Drag!!!!

Yes, fucking give me!!

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Wow....

Raw may be worse than SD so far.

What the heck did England do to be punished like this?

So uh... SD on paper seems to have a terrible ME and ending tonight I guess well have to watch it to see to make sure.

scarletspeed7 posted...

Well you seemed ignorant of other crucial aspects of AEW, so I figured I wouldn't let any potential oversight go unnoticed.

Okay...

Legit nice comeback

scarletspeed7 posted...

His name is Cody.

Thank you for the heads up.

I wasnt aware of the guys name....

Anyway. I dont want to talk AEW right now.

Yall do enough if that without it being deserved, hence why this topic exists.

Ill give them their due during their PPV if they do anything right.

Or if I start reviewing NXT vs AEW (spoilers, NXT won this week) Id speak on that as well. Suffice it to say I have to things to say about Dustys kids promo

scarletspeed7 posted...

Californication posted...

Said by multiple people in fact.

And the fucking paid shill Dave Meltzer literally in less than an hour (cause he was told to, cause hes on the take) came out and said

1 hour is false
Paid program is false.
Its the exact opposite

Then the liar went on to use things like the UFC deal on ESPN to prove that was false.

Yes, because the most successful combat sports ever is certainly comparable to a start up ran by a money mark and wrestlers no one on Earth knows except Jericho and kinda Ambrose.

This also ignores that opposite means they were getting paid, which even the liars at AEW have never claimed.

So yes, its paid programming, congrats on having an infomercial, once again the only question is if they outlast the XFL.

"Multiple people" is not a source. But thanks for corroborating Meltzer's report, since it WAS more than an hour!

Yes. It was. The others never said it wasnt.

Meltzer used that as an attack to take credibility away from the reports.

Also, I guess getting something right occasionally does mean corroborating to most of you listen to that shill, since he has about a 10% or so correct reporting the last decade or so.

Seriously, hes even been called out by fucking Corbetts who worshipped the mother fucker.

He has no sources anywhere that matters any longer. And hes on the take from the biggest Indy. 0 credibility Dave.

Said by multiple people in fact.

And the fucking paid shill Dave Meltzer literally in less than an hour (cause he was told to, cause hes on the take) came out and said

1 hour is false
Paid program is false.
Its the exact opposite

Then the liar went on to use things like the UFC deal on ESPN to prove that was false.

Yes, because the most successful combat sports ever is certainly comparable to a start up ran by a money mark and wrestlers no one on Earth knows except Jericho and kinda Ambrose.

This also ignores that opposite means they were getting paid, which even the liars at AEW have never claimed.

So yes, its paid programming, congrats on having an infomercial, once again the only question is if they outlast the XFL.

Tom Bombadil posted...

Californication posted...

WWE Bad
AEW Good

where's the lie tho

As I said.... this is why it needs its own topic.

NBIceman posted...

https://i.imgur.com/lxpLxqt.png

They are paying for TV time. (Dont listen to Meltzer, as again, paid shill)

So Im definitely already good at one half. The demos have plummeted, so they arent ever getting a deal as they hoped for, so theres that.

Honestly, this has been a long time coming and people listen to trash liars, but with them also now being paid shills for AEW, and the other pro wrestling topic being the definition of

WWE Bad
AEW Good

Its finally time.

Id like to start with this, if Naito wins both belts at the Dome, I will apologize to Gedo for all the things I said and admit he knew what he was doing. (If hes still mega over).

If hes not over after he wins, or god forbid loses... the yeah. I was clearly right about Gedo not having a clue.

Also, there will be Spoilers in this entire topic.

If its sometbibg that hasnt aired yet Ill tag it. If its aired already however, yeah, Im going.

DoomTheGyarados posted...

In exciting news I got a card worth like 25 bucks in a new Pokemon TCG booster box set I opened today.

What was it?

FFDragon posted...

it's adorable because you're probably serious

Ah yes... the amazing propaganda of

"ALL HAIL KING STEINER!"

I'm sure that did it....

FFDragon posted...

you

anyone who seems to hold an opinion that anything that helps a character they don't like is automatically toxic

despite my snark and dislike of the character, the justice for light propaganda has been a good draw at getting her here

almost no character gets this far without some sort of tangential or direct propaganda

like

maybe only vivi

Cloud....

th3l3fty posted...

I don't care if you call Edward a joke, but Cid P was anything but - he simply got a primary supporter for the first time ever and rode a couple of bizarre coincidences and unfortunate happenings to an unexpectedly high placement.

You left out that you caused those things....

Edward

Leanansidhe posted...

Californication posted...

Light.

Auto Light.

For Edward

Okay.

Light.

Auto Light.

I've showered.

:)

Leanansidhe posted...

https://imgur.com/fpTBjWR

This is not up to my personal standards of quality because I'm on the road currently. It's too bad, because tomorrow is

SECOND

OR

NOTHING

Well.... that was unexpected

Grimlyn posted...

the smaller number of participants for bot contest actually let it come up with some pretty great results for the fewer people that were saving tbqh

also the fresh slate detaching from "past winners"

Vivi was the only bad winner.

For obvious reasons.

Also, it's probably the single strongest thing I've ever been involved in on B8.

I was a huge fan of the Seph win.

The only other one I wanted was Celes. It didn't happen.

pjbasis posted...

I feel like I can't remember anything about those bot contests even though I think I participated in all of them.

We got Squall and Ramza a win.

Vincent too.

swordz9 posted...

This year has been a very positive SMFFFC experience with friendship and good vibes and whatnot so Ill kindly ask you to please contain yourself until the contest is over in a few days MWC

You got it.

I had my fun today already.

Lopen posted...

MWC hates Lightning and is absolutely doing this in a self aware way to try and sabotage her

Don't be swayed by him

I actually dont.

Anymore.

Like I posted yesterday

Sazh>Light=Snow>Vanille>Fang>Hope.

Is she in my top 10, hell no. But Ill finally give her credit. I gave her too much crap, in a game that was written terribly. Shes actually a really good character, and has a bunch of great moments.

Kefka is a better character to be sure.

But Auron is at best around her...

And Edward is of course a joke.