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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/9/AAfUMVAAD34_.jpg He nearly pushes you to the ground. He looks back at you, interested, with a glint in his eye. What do you do?

Cute boy, I would like to lick you.

I hate gen-Z. Every little thing to them is racist this, or _____phobic that. Stfu already.

maybe you should stop having covid then

That entire group (Migos) is homophobic.

Bustdvm

Fuck Tom Brady.

even looking like a mini Hulk, Id let him stick it wherever he wanted

FigureOfSpeech posted...

The last time I got a power bowl, it lasted like 4 meals. Granted I added a bunch of stuff, but still

Oh shit, I wish I had your willpower then! If I order food, I have to eat it all in one sitting, no leftovers. It's a bad trait. But yeah, power bowls rock, especially if you load them with potatoes and extra meat (I didn't so that it'd stay low-cal, but they are so good when you can go nuts with the customs).

StarbucksWorker posted...

thats not even a lot

I didn't think so either as I was putting the order together, but surprisngly very filling. And I can eat A LOT in one sitting.

ProfessorKukui posted...

Nice.
I'm doing a power bowl right now, myself.

Fucking delish, aren't they?

Will_VIIII posted...

I'll do stuff like this on OMAD days

It's why I love doing OMAD. You get to look forward to your next feast, and you can eat like a fucking hog as long as you are mindful of your macros and cals. Love it.

Letron_James posted...

Why would I be jealous of someone who is going to have explosive shits within the next 6 hours

Because I'm stuffed right now, and in a few hours, my colon will be squeaky clean all while I'm still not hungry. Able to get through the next 24 hours after all that protein.

Doing OMAD, 1,500 cal. a day or less. A bunch of sodium, but all of that shit together was just shy of 1,400 calories (removed cheese and guac from all items). I'm stuffed. Are you jealous?

inloveanddeath0 posted...

As expected a lot of nobodies posting here

That's fucking rude.

Persona 5 sucks

ECW_Originals12 posted...

I'd make out with you for a quarter of that.

I am broke but I will accept your offer, bb. <3

SimulationSwarm posted...

Whos alt is this

Why does everything that anybody disagrees with have to be said by "somebody"s alt"? I'm a new user to this website, I've never had an account here.

bluezero posted...

So what kind of discussion are you hoping to have with this topic? Or are you just craving affirmation?

I'm allowed to share my opinions. Please quit trolling in my thread or I will be forced to report you to the moderators.

The_X_Dawg posted...

You know everyone will disagree with you, but you are indeed right.

I am definitely correct, and thank you for agreeing. Blink 182? More like Stink 182, am I right?

MarbyIsBack posted...

>9 AM

Bruuuuhhhhhh, I LOVE Pokemon, but they REALLY gotta stop making me wake up early for news that ultimately is probably just going to be 1 new Pokemon in a minute long trailer.

Are you 10 years old? How in the flying FUCK is 9 am considered early? Grow up, kid.

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Nobody ever said you had to stop.

In the early 2000s, they were only popular because that style of music (pop-punk) was all the rage with millenials. It was the flavor of the week, basically. All of their songs sound the exact same-- a whiny voice singing about being an outcast in society.

And with their recent comeback, it's even worse. These are 45+ year-old adults singing about the same things they sang about 20 years ago. Come on.

samsungsalt posted...

Sure, as long as youre not a real lava lamp

no i'm just somebody who wants a little smooch

Vicious_Dios posted...

Get the fuck away from me.

:(

meestermj posted...

what if I gave you $5?

no no no i am a kind smoocher, i will give you $10 for a peck

i want a big smooch

are you a weeb

I tried the chicken/parmesan one and the buffalo chicken one yesterday. The buffalo one was good, but the other sucked. They both kinda sucked, tbh, but they were edible and good with ranch.

LeCh0nk posted...

Imagine all the money that could be made posting it on the hub, as I assume I'd have full rights to it.

That said, I wouldn't do it.

No, any money made off of the video is funneled into anti-incest organizations. You won't see a dime of it aside from the initial reward money (which is heavily taxed, by the way).

famfam posted...

i'd do it if they initiated. i would not

So, if your dad came onto you, you'd make out with him? $1m is $1m afterall.

CEvillain posted...

Im definitely on CE.

Welcome!

averagejoel posted...

well I have 0 grandparents that are still alive, but I would gladly kiss any of my parents or siblings for that amount of money

Ewwww.

Spiderman23J posted...

can it be a cousin?

I said IMMEDIATE family members! Cousins would be too easy of a choice. We'd all make out with our cousins.

averagejoel posted...

sure

Which member would you choose?

You have to open-mouth kiss this person for 45 seconds. You can select who it is, but it has to be an immediate family member (mother, father, brother, sister, grandma, grandpa).

Also the slobbery kiss will be televised for the entire world to see, and everybody on earth is instructed to watch. This means your friends and family will see it.

DoesntMatter posted...

damn, he's got awesome hair and facial hair. i've been trying to rock the full beard for a couple years now (i insisted on keeping a chinstrap for entirely way too long before that), but i still feel like i haven't gotten the lines and lengths quite right yet. i'm always jealous of guys who seem to have it nailed to perfection.

But would you bang him?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/7/AAfUMVAADz3n.jpg Do you get comfy with them back in bed?

zombiexdeathx posted...

damn he is a snacc

I'd let him chop me in half, tbh.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/0/AAfUMVAADzwe.jpg
What do you do?

Not trying to be a troll, Im legit wondering peoples opinions. Why are people nowadays so obsessed with their gender and for gender of other people?

pegusus123456 posted...

That's dumb, seems like we LGBT people should get more money for putting up with her.

At the end of it, just call her a TERF to her face and look at the camera and say, "Trans right are human rights."

If you do this, you will not be awarded the prize money. Bullying of any kind will not be tolerated in this hypothetical situation. Also, if you do this, not only will you be poor, but youll find out she gave you herpes.

Do not go to subs you disagree with and report them. Grow up. Detrans is not a hate group.

thx1138 posted...

give me a million and the backlash would not bother me

Same. Give me $5,000 and the backlash wouldnt faze me. Im cheap.

BakiHanma462 posted...

Thats too easy!

Yeah but but but shes a bigot!!

Kakapo posted...

Can JK Rowling tap out before the 30 mins is up?

If not, I eat a whole head of dried garlic, have some canned tuna and a peanut butter sandwich beforehand.

I also dont brush my teeth that morning.

No, she is contractually obligated to do the 30 minutes. But you arent allowed to eat anything other than the PB&J.

omega_cookie posted...

Can I go further? I have a super strange attraction to her. I'll take half the money to blow out that ass. Fuck, I'll do it for free.

Yes, if you fuck her for eight hours straight (no breaks, no Viagra if you lose your boner, you forfeit), you get $5million.
Forest_Temple posted...

Id eat her ass for a million dollars

Me too.

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57 long years to know how to suck your tongue out of your face.

comicfire posted...

I got in before the clarification, I'm still a millionaire!

Okay, fine, you are grandfathered in!

Sorry, I should have specified. If you are straight, you will be awarded a million dollars. If you are anything other than, you will only receive $50,000, and you have to smooch her for 45 minutes.

<3

Foppe posted...

Does she want it?

Yes, she has never been hornier for somebody in her life.

For 30 straight minutes. No breaks for water. You must remain connected by the lips and tongue. Also, it's televised for the whole world to see. At the end, you will be awarded a million dollars. Do you do it?

Shut the FUCK up!

SquantoZ posted...

this topic seems racially motivated

Refer to your signature. Don't make this about race, you chumbawumba.

MixedRaceBaby posted...

KNOW YOUR ROLE

and SHUT your MOUTH

and see Black Adam now in theaters.

This made me lol.

Suolevram posted...

Turn off your electronics, put them all in a sleeping bag and toss them into a body of water.

I'd rather toss these targeted ads for Black Adam into a body of water!!!

Make this shit STOP!!!!!!!

Lmao, people just can't handle others having opinions. JK Rowling said nothing wrong.