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WTF? At those last two.

LinkPizza posted...

I always just threw mine away. Haha.

Lately I haven't been adding more. I just need to find something awesome to do with the ones I have. I originally thought it would be amusing to put them in the fried rice at a local Chinese buffet. I decided not to do that. Could get in a lot of trouble and it would be a really shitty thing to do.

I'll find something amusing and harmless.

I use nail clippers to trim them like a proper gentleman. If I'm seeing a lady friend I will also file them to make sure there aren't any sharp corners that might cause discomfort when brusing against sensitive skin. I have a couple of pill bottles full of nail clippings. I'll find something funny to do with them eventually.

I used to bit them and tear them off. But lead to them becoming very uneven and ugly looking. It took several yeara of proper care to them even and looking nice again.

Wait until thanksgiving and go to my mom's house for dinner.

bsp77 posted...

This morning? How are you doing?

Much better than I expected to be doing. I've had a month and a half to deal with the hurt. Today was the day I decided I can't handle it anymore and needed to move on despite being afraid that I will never feel as strongly for anyone again. That fear was all that kept me pushing through the hurt and trying to keep it together.

I can confirm.

I was not attracted to my ex (I split up with her this morning) until after I had gotten to know her. As I got to know her I found her more and more attractive.

MrBallen if you like spooky, creepy, weird stories.

No. I've done it a few times but it was jusy boring.

I actually like it.

I had an awfulntooth ache some time back. I took the maximum dose of ibuprofen and excedrin and that really helped. Made things bareable and let me sleep and eat without agony.

North America and yes, my genitals were mutilated when I was an infant. I guess I got lucky though and the doctor that snipped me wasn't too aggressive with how much he sliced off. I still have enough that I can self pleasure without lube and the glans remain mostly covered when flaccid.

My sister would have mutilated her son too, if his father hadn't stepped in and said no. Since she doesn't have a penis she deffered to his judgment.

Yes. I learned how to use one when I was a kid. "Hey mom! Will you sew this for me, please?"

I never fast. I have potaoes with Kielbasa and onion with mixed vegetables on the side for dinner. I have to wait until 2am for my meal break though. I am already hungry though.

Just do what a bunch of other former regulars have done. Move over to CE. They're super active over there.

masterpug53 posted...

Will Smith is SUSPENDED.

So this is where you ended up, CE?

You've been complaining about this place for a very long time. Yet you choose to remain there without making any real effort to find something else. Even when something else does get offered you ignore it and stay at this awful place.

It's like sitting in a cold bathtub with a turd floating around and bitching about it instead of just moving to one of the clean, warm tubs that you can see all around you.

Stop choosing to play in someone else's turd tub. You even have a former coworker offering you a spot in a warm tub without any shit floating around. Yet you still choose to remain in your cold turd tub.

Get the fuck out and go to the fresh, warm tub. You know that no matter how many times you scoop out the poop someone else is just going to drop another one for you to play with.

Stop being a weenie.

I grew up with cars like that, garbage always piled up on the floor. It became a thing that I hated and was super embarrassed by. So I have never allowed any of my cars to be like that. No garbage, no clutter.

I have declined rides from people with garbage piled in their car like that. I tell them that I appreciate the offer but will find another ride.

The slowly dwindling player base.

Totally possible. I started back up a few months back after not touching it for many years. Before I quit I was getting high all the time. Before work, at work, after work, before bed, etc. I'm good with it now. Save it for after work when trying to relax. I typically wait until everyone else has gone to bed. Haven't had any cravings to increase my THC intake either.

dioxxys posted...

I have him tagged as "COPYPASTA"

I have them tagged similarly.

VideoboysaysCube posted...

The only downside is how do you cope with going through 10-20 years of a life that you know will disappear.

Lots of alcohol, drugs, easy women and friends that you definitely won't get attached to and wouldn't miss if they were gone. Just completely fuck off and be a total loser, doing all the fun stuff that can ruin a respectable person's life. Don't worry about accidental pregnancies or STDs. Go hog wild with not a care in the world. All you have to do is survive. When you finish the game and get that reset, then you can create the lasting relationships, memories, family, etc.

Anybody can have sex with women that look like that. Some people just have to pay for it.

A bunch of old regulars from here now mostly post on CE.

I'd go for it. Like another poster pointed out, I don't need to survive or even win. We just need someone in the group to make it to the end.

She was a cashier at a store I was doing security for. I started finding any reason to hang out up front when she was around.

According to Domino's $3 is an acceptable tip. That's what they'll "tip" you for coming and picking up your own pizza when you order it online.

Many times. My most recent ex lived at one of the properties I was assigned to keep an eye on overnight. I'd take my meal breaks at her apartment since I had a key. She liked to be woken up and used for sex before I went back to work.

kelemvor posted...

I've used Pandora Plus for the past 10 years or so. Haven't had a reason to change, or maybe I just don't like change.

Changing would be such a hassle. Liking all of the same songs and albums all over again on a new service, setting up playlists, etc. Just such a pain the ass. It's why I haven't bothered to check out any other service.

I'm old enough that I don't need a babysitter anymore.

I've been involved with a few married women. It's their relationship, not mine. It's not my responsibility to ensure other people remain faithful. She is an adult and can make her own decisions.

6 grilled chicken tacos and a medium Mr Pibb. They're an assassin so they know what they're doing and I have no training. They're going to win and with these as their weapons, this death is probably going to be awful. :(

I accept.

Donkey. One of the ringtones that came on the phone. I have it set for gentle wake. Starts off quiet and it gets louder after a few seconds.

https://wholeshabang.com/shop-now/

GF has been having some hormonal issues and hasn't been interested so it has been awhile since I got to eat out. :(

CaptBuzzKiII posted...

I dont mean to be a buzzkill or anything but you can be a banned for impersonating another user here.

I was once banned for impersonating myself.

masterpug53 posted...

There have been posters on this very board who've suggested that liking shaved pubes makes one a closet pedophile

Wow. That would be an incredibly ignorant point of view. The sort of ignorance where you'd just roll your eyes and walk away from them because you just know they're going to be full of stupid opinions.

Stuff it in my pooper!

Citrus or berry are the most likely choices.

Those videos are far too long and bored the shit out of me before even getting to anything interesting.

She either made it up or was having some sort of mental health issues.

His U.S. citizenship should be revoked. When he tries to come back tell him he doesn't live here anymore and should head back to Russia.

Neither have I!!

I was banned from Gamspot though. Back when they merged the forums I had an account on both sites with the same name. My Gamespot Bugmeat got banned for impersonating myself.

We just need to kill all of the violent people!!

Even the video admits they don't know who it is or even if the same person is responsible for all 10 planes that were shot down. Lol

rexcrk posted...

Wonder how that works lol

Swallowing them whole.

I used to work as security at a locked emergency psychiatric facility. The place where cops bring all their 5150's. People in the middle of a psychotic break or fucked up from a 5 day meth binge without sleep, suicidal, etc. We did get some voluntaries but most were on a hold.

We had to fight with patients on a regular basis. There were three of us and male nursing staff would help out when shit got crazy. We'd wrestle to the floor, drag them into a room and strap them to a bed so the nurse could give them a shot in the ass and knock them out. They'd wake up 8 to 10 hours later in a much more cooperative state of mind.

I'm excited. I've been wanting a new Wes Anderson movie for awhile. This should be fun.