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Topic | Have you ever seen the movie idiocracy? |
Blorfenburger 12/27/19 11:27:49 AM #33 | Yes, I don't really like it. --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Do you have any collections of items? |
Blorfenburger 12/27/19 4:33:21 AM #9 | Resident evil 4. Started with the Wii, then x1, just got it for GameCube. It will be complete when I get it for switch. --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Get hyped for Rise of Skywalker with Nerd Crew Live Star Wars News! |
Blorfenburger 12/18/19 5:59:11 PM #3 | Ruh oh --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Why are we still here? Just to suffer? |
Blorfenburger 11/26/19 9:03:14 AM #9 | To find a weapon to surpass Metal Gear. I first started the series last year starting with release order. Put it on hold for school but I'm back to sniffing butts and knocking people out --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | What game are you currently playing? |
Blorfenburger 11/25/19 9:04:05 AM #16 | Continuing peace walker after putting it on hold for school. It took me an hour and a half to beat a level with some annoying helicopter --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | What do you believe exists at the center of your being? |
Blorfenburger 11/25/19 12:59:29 AM #53 | My pancreas --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Lucasfilm exec: Making Star Wars film is difficult due to lackof source material |
Blorfenburger 11/24/19 11:20:15 PM #80 | I don't understand, they could be so lazy and just mash things together to make a story. But, no? --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Top 10 Video Game Villains |
Blorfenburger 11/18/19 1:22:49 AM #9 | Glen from Wreck it Ralph --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Playing Alien Isolation |
Blorfenburger 11/07/19 9:35:49 AM #24 | Oh, rad --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Playing Alien Isolation |
Blorfenburger 11/07/19 12:11:31 AM #20 | Where are you now --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | There are no bad pitbulls |
Blorfenburger 11/06/19 8:17:31 PM #18 | I like their big heads --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Playing Alien Isolation |
Blorfenburger 11/06/19 5:05:12 PM #18 | After the first lever that made the spinny thing light up you'll progress through a tunnel. Then you'll start going down a hallway. At some point it turns to the left and at the turn you'll see a verticle tube light and a hiding cabinet. There's a facehugger after that turn. Kill it then go into the cabinet cause you'll be heard. You may want to play aggressively from here on out. If you don't already know these work to make the xeno run away: pipe bomb, fire bomb and rivet gun. Rivet is risky at first but I believe if you hit em once they'll remember that it hurts and will be cautious. Still come after you though. --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Playing Alien Isolation |
Blorfenburger 11/06/19 1:15:17 PM #17 | Oh wait shit is that the wrong level Oh nevermind I'm crazy --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Playing Alien Isolation |
Blorfenburger 11/06/19 1:10:44 PM #16 | I dont know where exactly you are in the tunnel of spooks so I'll just start saying things. Make sure you check all human bodies for items. Keep the flame thrower out, watch out for facehuggers. Dont worry they're a scripted amount, and you can easily tell which eggs arent open yet. About 2 in the first main room with the first lever you have to pull. And some eggs, just watch your step. You only need one or 2 puffs of fire, dont blast. After the running ones are dead, shoot the eggs with the revolver or shotgun. Dont waste any bombs or special weapon ammo on them. I mean maybe flamethrower if you have it out already and there's a xeno around. But very first room that is unnecessary --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Disney is quietly placing classic Fox movies into its Vault |
Blorfenburger 11/06/19 12:55:11 AM #26 | keyblader1985 posted... Blorfenburger posted...Hehehehe Huh, what I do --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | My toes are cold |
Blorfenburger 11/06/19 12:53:10 AM #6 | When my mom and sister or my girlfriend are cold they put their feet on my back because it's like a radiator I guess. So just step on someone, simple --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Playing Alien Isolation |
Blorfenburger 11/05/19 4:22:03 PM #12 | I'm willing to give advice --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Playing Alien Isolation |
Blorfenburger 11/05/19 4:21:06 PM #11 | There is an element of luck but you can work with it. I've played the game multiple times and did two no death runs. One of my favorite strategies in a later part of the game involves smacking a wall so the xeno gets a room full of guys --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Disney is quietly placing classic Fox movies into its Vault |
Blorfenburger 11/05/19 3:07:18 PM #13 | keyblader1985 posted... LaggnFragnLarry posted...you can still buy aliens to stream from amazon Hehehehe --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | How do you start your primary vehicle? |
Blorfenburger 11/05/19 2:07:03 PM #10 | Hell yeah. When I'm not using my 4th Lamborghini I get into my classic 2000 Nissan pathfinder and I shove that key inside, turn, hopefully it doesn't come out, then the weird little blue thing in the key lets the car turn on. Beat that, fuckers. --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | What temp is your heater set to in the daytime during winter? |
Blorfenburger 11/03/19 6:00:39 PM #9 | Dont really have a need for a heater where I am --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Popeye's to bring back their 'Viral' Chicken Sandwiches Nov.3... |
Blorfenburger 11/03/19 5:32:42 PM #10 | Heh, the what? I like chicken. Dont think my town even has a popeyes --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Remember that fad years ago where people were teaching their babies to read? |
Blorfenburger 11/03/19 5:26:34 PM #11 | Showing them words is helpful but they should concentrate on talking to them. Normally not with baby talk --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | I think I might try bidding on a cheap PS Classic |
Blorfenburger 10/15/19 12:41:09 AM #11 | Gamestop sells them for 30 Wait do you mean the mini thing or real one --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | My ass |
Blorfenburger 10/15/19 12:27:05 AM #4 | The Popo posted... Yeah yeah yeah --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Hey ladies, want to find out if a guy really likes you? |
Blorfenburger 10/15/19 12:25:42 AM #21 | ForteEXE3850 posted... Grab his crotch. Sexual assault, gotcha --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | My ass |
Blorfenburger 10/14/19 11:45:53 PM #1 | You heard me --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Does anybody here watch TMZ? |
Blorfenburger 10/13/19 1:16:47 AM #5 | Na. I want celebrities to be left alone cause concentrating on their personal issues is kinda weird --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | How many times do you pay for a friend until you get irritated? |
Blorfenburger 10/13/19 1:14:39 AM #6 | I dunno I'm biased because I was a poor hoe for most of my younger life. I do have a friend that would pay for me and occasionally others. But part of the reason he did it was to act like he's hot shit. He's crazy, good guy. Currently living with him. --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Is it weird being a girl? |
Blorfenburger 10/13/19 1:05:59 AM #26 | Yes --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Is Scar an incel and is that the real reason he hates Mufasa? |
Blorfenburger 10/13/19 1:05:04 AM #12 | Heeeell yeeaah --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | What are some things you think everyone should try at least once in their life? |
Blorfenburger 10/13/19 1:02:43 AM #13 | Ass --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | I watched this video and it kinda made me want to play D&D |
Blorfenburger 10/09/19 2:24:50 AM #2 | I've played a good amount of a 40k game before the gm abandoned it. Finished one pathfinder game and half of another. Like 2 rushed and crazed sessions of d20 modern. And I started a star wars game that I had to put on hold because of school. Halfway done, hopefully will put my friends back into the meat grinder after class is done late november. Table RPGs can be super fun with the right people. If you can find a group to play with just remember that arguments and disagreements ingame and real life happen. Doesnt always mean doomed. I'm lucky enough to play with friends. I mean they do argue. I once put them in the situation where it's run or fight, two of them where arguing over what to do. Lead to some separation and one of them dying. Good times --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | What did you buy today? |
Blorfenburger 10/05/19 10:38:31 AM #33 | Ain't buyin anything today --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | rewatching Naruto I forgot how many flashbacks there are |
Blorfenburger 10/05/19 10:37:04 AM #15 | The real flashbacks were the friends we made along the way --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Florida boomer caught cutting brakelines on rental scooters |
Blorfenburger 10/03/19 10:26:34 AM #33 | Mead posted... TomNook posted...People need to start using ages. Internet-speak has turned "Boomer" into meaning anyone 30+ years old. I dunno I got called boomer and I'm in my 20's --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | how are you kids liking your new iphone 11 |
Blorfenburger 09/28/19 4:27:36 AM #15 | Tc i have you tagged as Whats Water for some reason. Im sure it makes sense --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | My friends are trying to make me do 100 shots of beer next weekend. |
Blorfenburger 09/28/19 4:25:32 AM #37 | I mean, you could just not pressured by your friends. Whare ya, some kinda teenager? Simply do what I do: call them a dummy head and a rectal wart --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | 3 days until Link's awakening |
Blorfenburger 09/18/19 4:29:32 AM #37 | 3 days until snake amiibo. I can say that now since I know I'll be getting one. Damn scalpers --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Pick a number from 1 to 10 |
Blorfenburger 09/18/19 3:40:01 AM #11 | Either drowning or stab wound, nice --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Where do you place September? |
Blorfenburger 09/18/19 3:36:56 AM #15 | Its summer where i live --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | What item would you like from a video game for a mundane use? |
Blorfenburger 09/13/19 12:17:42 PM #31 | I'd like the Gears lancer to open letters --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Is America still a country |
Blorfenburger 09/09/19 11:51:17 AM #12 | I just googled it, the data concludes yes. --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Are there any of your neighbors that you can't stand? |
Blorfenburger 09/09/19 11:49:39 AM #17 | Some guy knocked on my door to tell me about the the tree on my yard. Daniel if you're reading this, yes I'll water the tree at some point but I wont move the rocks --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Hello humans |
Blorfenburger 09/07/19 12:57:11 AM #4 | Mead posted... enjoy this greeting I genuinely do --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Hello humans |
Blorfenburger 09/07/19 12:41:01 AM #2 | Its good to be back --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Hello humans |
Blorfenburger 09/06/19 9:52:59 PM #1 | I know you've all been wondering where I was. So hi --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | I'm playing RE4 for like the 12th time, give me a weapon load-out to use. |
Blorfenburger 08/10/19 7:46:16 PM #9 | Tmp with stock, mine thrower, knife, magnum --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | Assuming you work a M-F job, would you rather party on Friday or Saturday night? |
Blorfenburger 08/10/19 7:44:28 PM #25 | Not a party guy, do like to hang out with friends --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
Topic | I refuse to see The Lion King on principle. |
Blorfenburger 08/10/19 7:43:32 PM #4 | I saw it to satisfy curiosity. My god what a waste of time. If you dislike emotional expression you'll love it though --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about. |
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