Lurker > Blo

Mine's Elise from SSX 3

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Where all the videos are playing in slow-motion. Wtf is that about?

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMerWq8JJ/

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Without ever actually having any

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"I've got a big foot right here, wanna see?"

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Bump

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She got me coughing and wheezing

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Well?

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CBS News requested comment from state Senator David Carroll, a Republican and retired police officer who is the bill's lead sponsor. Following publication of this story, he wrote in an email, "After looking at you're headline, I don't think I have anything to say to you. I miss the time when we actually had unbiased journalists!!" [SIC]

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Was the trooper in the road?

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bobaban posted...

Are your friends from the 1950s?

What if I said yes?

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Is this a Disney World thing?

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"Is oral still on the table?"

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I'm proud of you

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Yeah I know it's a gross way to refer to it

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Then I woke up

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bump

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Honest answers only

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More wives and girlfriends for me to rail

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That's livin the dream

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I don't know how well it holds up out of the moment; there are running gags about like, NBC shows that lasted from 2011-2012.

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Why do they look bruised or dirty?

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Well?

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I've got like, 25 HP

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Those mouth skills, tho

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Answer the question

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Put her mouth on me

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My package came

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TheBlueMonk_ posted...

How big is your package

I've got a big package myself. Wife loves it.

Pretty average

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Not getting good results here

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Last update from FedEx is that it departed a FedEx location ~90 minutes away at 12:30 a.m., it's now 11:40. They're saying estimated delivery is between 9-3.

Given these facts, should I expect a delivery today, or should I cry and curse the vengeful FedEx gods?

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Irony posted...

Your mom is though

Don't remind me

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Sad.

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