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Psh. TC must be too good for me. ;-;
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bobbaaay posted...

BettyWhite posted...

Surf Ninjas

Been a long time since I've seen it, but I liked it as a kid.

Relive your childhood brah.

Moto surf!


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Surf Ninjas
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Grade mine.. Here.. I'll write something while I brush my teeth.

Abdul's arms were crafted as though they were made of the finest rope. Slight, yet secure in their own unique way. My body slinging back and forth in a fashion similar to a young child abusing a tire swing with a baseball bat.

"You're more massive than all of my previous lovers...." My panting ceasing with a sharp inhale and pause as I exclaim, "..combined!"

His actions went unchanged as he continued using my frail, well-aged body like a leather glove filled with water based lubricant. No regard for my well-being or his own, considering it was obvious my fistulas were festering with a potentially contagious disease of some sort. Abdul was as much a risk-taker as he was a ravenous lover.
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You can always tell the dude is bankrolling the porn when he's an old dude strangulating his 5 incher to keep it erect. Like damn dude this is both sad and creepy.
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Cleaning your asshole is the most important place to clean. You crazy.
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Just shit yourself and coat your body with it. Play dead if approached.
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Well. If anyone needs a 250 word paper.. It's all yours. Should get you a C if you fix the formatting errors.
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Sara Banks has a perfect butthole.
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PleaseClap posted...

if I just copy a paper off of the internet!

Just delete the topic once you turn it in.
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There's nothing illegal about that paper.
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Flying fucks my ears up baddd.

That's about all I hate...
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PleaseClap posted...

why is school so hard!!!

I literally wrote your paper for you. You just have to fix the works cited page.
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PleaseClap posted...

Has Betty White become too powerful

Us girls gotta stick together.
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Sara Bankssssss
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

might as well drop out and go work at McDonalds

No need. I just took care of our girl. She's on the fast track to management.
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There you go bro.

I haven't done a works cited in 15 years so you'll have to fix it. 250 words on the dot though.
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PleaseClap
10/03/19

Promoting Beastiality to Save Mankind

Sex with animals should be widely accepted in order to curb the population and sexual predators within said population and in to afford us all more time before resource depletion occurs. Beastiality is a practice as old as mankind it's self, yet it is shunned from the modern cultural zeitgeist. Meanwhile the world population continues to balloon to a point that threatens us all. Whether it is through resource exhaustion, or by letting predators roam the streets unsatisfied in their urges we are only continuing to endanger mankind by denying the pure love only possible between a man and his animal lover.

As of 2017 the world population has reached a staggering 7.53 billion people and threatens to reach 10 billion by 2050.(2) Estimations leave scientists to believe this is the maximum population our planet can sustain.(2) Based on current estimates, we are believed to have 50.7 years left of oil in reserves.(3)

In the US alone, over 670k dogs are euthanized per year.(4) While in 2017 alone, more than 690k children were passed through the foster care system.(5) Unsurprisingly, on average 433,648 cases of sexual assault are reported. That's an average of 1 victim every 73 seconds.(6)

In conclusion, if sexual relations with animals were to become normalized in society we could potentially witness a steep dive in unwanted children and sexual assaults. With some hope, we may prevent our world from facing certain catastrophe. A catastrophe that not only threatens the entirety of mankind, but every creature on Earth.

Daily briefing: World population will push 10 billion by 2050 by Flora Graham(internet) 20 June 2019 https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-019-01959-0(1)

How Many People Can Earth Support?
By Natalie Wolchover(internet) 11 October 2011
https://www.livescience.com/16493-people-planet-earth-support.html(2)

How long before we run out of fossil fuels? by Hannah Ritchie(internet) https://ourworldindata.org/how-long-before-we-run-out-of-fossil-fuels(3)

ASPCA Animal Statistics(internet) https://www.aspca.org/animal-homelessness/shelter-intake-and-surrender/pet-statistics(4)

Children's Rights Fact Sheet(internet) https://www.childrensrights.org/newsroom/fact-sheets/foster-care/(5)

Victims of Sexual Violence: Statistics Rainn(internet)
https://www.rainn.org/statistics/victims-sexual-violence(6)
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I'll listen to metal if I need to be pumped or if I'm excited.. But I generally only go for melodic metal and that severely cuts down on choices. I'm also rarely pumped or excited, so that limits opportunity.. Over metal I would also generally choose hip hop, electronica or even just hard rock. Even less opportunity.
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I always think of season 1 Buffy when someone mentions Moloch.

Maybe he's still in the internet.
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Maria Rya
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Yeah. Sorta makes life feel pointless unless you miraculously enjoy your job.
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Edging is the key to building your power levels guys.
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Coo
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Oh..

*buttons pants back up*
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If dudes would elevate their standards we could skew this a little more in our favor. Stop fucking chicks below your level. Y'all are giving these girls too much undeserved confidence.
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Ugly women still get banged by desperate average dudes. This makes the ugly women feel like they're too good for ugly dudes.
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I like thicker women, but you're sharing a few chicks that look like they don't have arms long enough to reach around all that ass and between all that butt cheek. Better hope they have a solid bidet.
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1 on my laptop, 30 on my phone.
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Replace mother with birth giver and father with secondary parent.
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KH seriously needs to be rebooted if they choose to continue making it.
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That sweet ancient widow tang.

"You know Peter.. I've been lonely since your Uncle Ben passed. And as man of the house, you have certain... duties... to tend to." Aunt May proclaims as her purple and yellow night gown falls to the floor. Her body aged similar to a raisin, but still impressively limber as she stretches her leg overhead. A poof of powder emerging from her dusty muff as she crests.

"Aunt May.. You're quite the woman."
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...

Men just need to transition into being women

Too many dudes get desperate and lower their standards, thus giving women falsely elevated egos. If we refrained from such desperation, we could force women to equal standards. But that will never happen.
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Kaiganeer posted...

AOC spread eagle against a mirror with a shampoo bottle in her pooper would be a solid contender

This would be the hottest celebrity leak yet.
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I've never had a flu shot as an adult.

Had a recent tetanus shot though. Better safe than sorry on that one.
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I wear boxers for when I'm wearing relaxed shorts/pants and when sleeping.

I wear boxer briefs when wearing tighter shorts/pants and when exercising.

I just bought boxers.. So I guess I'll buy some boxer briefs next.
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Queen Elizabeth
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You gotta live in one of the big porn cities.

Have yourself a really big dong that lasts and blasts.

Or have a lot of money and good production skills to overcome your average or below average dong.
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It's my favorite phase 1 movie.

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Joel is such a whack name.

It sounds like you're trying to say Joe with a sack of marbles in your mouth.

And the most famous Joel is a piece of shit.

Overall it's just not a good name.

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Yup.

No FF characters, a jumbled up mess of a story, lame post game content. They honestly need to reboot the series or just end it.

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Sunny is the best example I've seen, they really find their identity in the 3rd season onwards.


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Uhh.. Lots of shows?

Dramas generally stay strong in upwards of 4-5 seasons and sitcoms fall apart 7-10 seasons in.

Shit.. The 3rd season is normally when sitcoms start hitting their stride.

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I pick and choose.

The only two I've watched 100% this month are Bernie and Alonzo Bodden.

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Captain_Qwark posted...

Anybody that genuinely believes he's alt right is living in one of the most isolated bubbles on the planet

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Trump irritates the fuck out of me.

But I'd fuck this country in the ass and keep him elected til he dies for a billion.

Fuck y'all, I'm buying my own island.

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