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TopicWhy does Trump get a pass for an affair but Tiger Woods gets destroyed?
Behaviorism
01/18/18 10:56:13 AM
#53
You have hotties like Melania and Ivanka and you're cheating?
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TopicNew girl coming to Dead or Alive Venus Vacation
Behaviorism
01/17/18 11:11:55 PM
#27
TopicI'm going to go for it:The Perfect Week
Behaviorism
01/16/18 8:40:41 PM
#17
Pepys Monster posted...
Behaviorism posted...
She wasn't the most attractive girl in the world,

I bet she was fat and ugly as fuck. Let's not kid ourselves. Any half-decent woman on POF isn't going to sleep with you the same day you message her. She has lots of options.

It's all the same in the dark
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TopicI'm going to go for it:The Perfect Week
Behaviorism
01/16/18 8:19:53 PM
#15
Steve Nick posted...
Using online dating for a perfect week...lul

Are you telling me you messaged only ONE girl on PoF, and got a reply?

Yep. But you are right. Online dating kind of cheapens it. I will try to find one in person tomorrow. I'll hit up the bar
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TopicI'm going to go for it:The Perfect Week
Behaviorism
01/16/18 8:13:44 PM
#13
Just pulled it off with a girl from plenty of fish. She wasn't the most attractive girl in the world, but this is a numbers game so who cares

Tuesday
Amy
32
Single mom

Not sure if I'll try tomorrow with a bar or online, but nonetheless I will try again.
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TopicITT: Post food pics
Behaviorism
01/16/18 5:53:46 PM
#58
TopicI'm going to go for it:The Perfect Week
Behaviorism
01/16/18 4:35:40 PM
#11
theAteam posted...
Steve Nick posted...
There's no way you'll get 7 of 7 girls to agree to have sex with you with only one day of prep for each.


There's always hookers

Hookers don't count
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TopicI'm going to go for it:The Perfect Week
Behaviorism
01/16/18 4:35:17 PM
#10
Steve Nick posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Your standards need to be set super low. They will be the polar opposite of what Barney pulls


he won't do it even if he drops his standard to '1s'

Heading out to try as I post this. Today counts so I have until midnight. I'm not aiming for models here. Just women without AIDS. And if she rejects me at all, I lose.

Here we go.
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TopicI'm going to go for it:The Perfect Week
Behaviorism
01/16/18 4:28:36 PM
#3
Number39 posted...
it's a tv show

But it might work
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TopicI'm going to go for it:The Perfect Week
Behaviorism
01/16/18 4:21:44 PM
#1
For those that have never seen How I Met Your Mother, Barney had the perfect week: 7 girls, 7 days, no rejections. Time to see if life can imitate art. I'm going to go for it.
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TopicQuantic Dream (Heavy Rain/Beyond 2 Souls) accused of being a toxic workplace
Behaviorism
01/14/18 11:52:21 PM
#3
TopicI like anime-sized boobs
Behaviorism
01/14/18 3:09:56 PM
#45
TopicHooters is now offering delivery service for those too embarrassed.
Behaviorism
01/14/18 2:49:49 PM
#9
Kind of defeats the purpose when a car with hooters advertisements shows up at your house
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TopicIf the Patriots make it to the NFC championship game I'll give everyone $50
Behaviorism
01/13/18 11:18:25 PM
#17
TopicParis Jackson robbed by hitchhikers in Los Angeles
Behaviorism
01/13/18 10:47:30 PM
#26
Warrior_Man posted...
Behaviorism posted...
I don't use social media. Can someone please tell me the appeal of animal filters. Tired of seeing these dumb dog filters everywhere

The super common dog filter narrows the face slightly and makes you look skinnier without it being super noticeable. That's why it's the most commonly seen filter.

Thanks for the explanation
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TopicParis Jackson robbed by hitchhikers in Los Angeles
Behaviorism
01/13/18 10:40:00 PM
#22
I don't use social media. Can someone please tell me the appeal of animal filters. Tired of seeing these dumb dog filters everywhere
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TopicConnecticut man charged for The Fappening
Behaviorism
01/13/18 2:45:38 PM
#28
saspa posted...
In the immortal words of Hercules:

"You can't stop a true hero!"

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Topicwait so cnn now puts uncensored swearing in bold on their frontpage
Behaviorism
01/11/18 9:51:56 PM
#22
SomeGuyUO posted...
Nintenwon posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
I wonder if the FCC will take action.

FCC needs to get involved

It's cable, they can't get involved.

In the age where 1st graders have the internet on their phones during lunch, why is FCC still policing channels?
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Topicwait so cnn now puts uncensored swearing in bold on their frontpage
Behaviorism
01/11/18 9:45:26 PM
#18
Topic500k or dinner with Donald Trump and friends
Behaviorism
01/11/18 8:23:16 PM
#18
TopicArmchair lawyers. What would happen if Hogan had rejcected Gawker's settlement?
Behaviorism
01/10/18 1:28:06 PM
#5
Then we would have seen the part where Brooke hops in bed with him
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TopicThe harlequin fetus
Behaviorism
01/09/18 3:40:01 AM
#76
_Near_ posted...
pain olympics were fake

Seriously? How?
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TopicThe harlequin fetus
Behaviorism
01/08/18 10:53:52 PM
#71
ChromaticAngel posted...
CM_Ponch posted...
The unholy trinity seems so tame now, the Internet was so innocent back then

I disagree. Even during its peak, there were things circulating like nedm and other really horrible things.

the unholy trinity was just some of the more disgusting stuff you could spread around message boards without yourself seeming like terrible human being.

Nedm? The thing with the cat?
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TopicGame Girl of 2017 Round 35: Menat vs A2
Behaviorism
01/08/18 3:23:07 PM
#16
TopicDems will be pushing hard for Oprah 2020.
Behaviorism
01/08/18 1:08:59 PM
#55
Dustin1280 posted...
DoctorVader posted...
Pretty sure from now on our presidents will just be celebrities.

This is a terrifying thought to me that I have every time presidential elections are brought up....

You know, at this point cares. Celebrity or not, all of them spew B.S. promises that they never fulfill, they will NEVER (from now to the end of time) be for the people, I'm always going to struggle my entire life. Black, white, gay straight, old, you. You think the president and powers that be give two shits about you and your life? They don't.

So bring on another year or empty promises and fake empathy, more "I love the middle class " talk, more millions spent on campaigns, more nepotism, and more B.S in general. Elections are not designed for the people(citizens) . They are designed for the people in power.
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TopicThe harlequin fetus
Behaviorism
01/08/18 11:56:10 AM
#68
NeonOctopus posted...
CM_Ponch posted...
The unholy trinity seems so tame now, the Internet was so innocent back then

What was it again? Fetus, Goat and Tub right? >_>

Yes
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TopicThe harlequin fetus
Behaviorism
01/08/18 11:44:32 AM
#63
EyeWontBeFooled posted...
Behaviorism posted...
Starmieketone posted...
Interesting. There was a fellow who attended my university around the time that I was studying for my undergraduate degree. He looked quite similar to the lass in the picture. I always wondered if he was a Harlequin fetus, all grown up.

You didn't ask him?
."Excuse me. Mike, is it? Were you a Harlequin fetus?"

Probably not a hard leap to make. I don't think any other illness makes you look that much like a human lobster when you get older.

Lol
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TopicSo I'm watching the original Dragon Ball anime
Behaviorism
01/08/18 8:38:38 AM
#19
Solar_Crimson posted...
The genitalia of little boys is seen as "innocent" and not sexual in Japan, so it shows up quite a bit in anime.

In Dragon Ball GT, it becomes odd when it happens to the deaged Goku, even though he is mentally an adult and is traveling with his granddaughter.


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TopicRemember in MGS4, you could make Rose's boobs bounce by shaking the controller?
Behaviorism
01/08/18 8:12:23 AM
#6
TopicThe harlequin fetus
Behaviorism
01/08/18 6:25:45 AM
#60
Starmieketone posted...
Interesting. There was a fellow who attended my university around the time that I was studying for my undergraduate degree. He looked quite similar to the lass in the picture. I always wondered if he was a Harlequin fetus, all grown up.

You didn't ask him?
."Excuse me. Mike, is it? Were you a Harlequin fetus?"
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TopicThe harlequin fetus
Behaviorism
01/08/18 5:30:20 AM
#56
giantblimpN7 posted...
DesuDeku posted...
JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
Im glad i havent seen those pics after all these years. Hell i havent even seen 2 girls as well as that russian hammer videos.

Russian hammer videos?

It's a video of 2 guys beating a guy to death with hammers.

My friend tried to show me that shit in class in high school and got so pissed.

Wtf
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TopicThe harlequin fetus
Behaviorism
01/08/18 1:50:21 AM
#45
Aristoph posted...
gnomefromnome posted...
DesuDeku posted...
@Aristoph posted...
lol

I haven't thought about the unholy trinity since the old LUE days. Still not as bad as the pain series, though.

Pain series?

Not sure but I think it involves self mutilation


Yep.

Mostly genital-related. Think nails. No, not fingernails. >_>

And the unholy trinity most definitely includes the Harlequin Fetus. HF, TG, and the GOAT will always be the originals.

You are referring to the pain olympics, right?
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TopicThe harlequin fetus
Behaviorism
01/08/18 1:24:11 AM
#39
Aristoph posted...
lol

I haven't thought about the unholy trinity since the old LUE days. Still not as bad as the pain series, though.

The pain olympics?
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TopicGoddamn, Darksiders 2 is long.
Behaviorism
01/08/18 12:56:54 AM
#7
TopicHow did Rob Schneider get Patricia Schneider to sleep with him?
Behaviorism
01/08/18 12:55:17 AM
#10
TopicGoddamn, Darksiders 2 is long.
Behaviorism
01/08/18 12:51:04 AM
#5
I beat part 1, but gave up on part 2 about 5 hours in. What did I miss plotwise?
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TopicIt is the 8th of January. For my birthday, give me special treatment
Behaviorism
01/08/18 12:49:42 AM
#3
TopicI finished FFXIII. I don't get the hate.
Behaviorism
01/08/18 12:29:19 AM
#4
TopicThe harlequin fetus
Behaviorism
01/08/18 12:11:10 AM
#16
VipaGTS posted...
DesuDeku posted...
Didn't know she was part of the trinity until I looked it up.

you SAVED that image?

Lol
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TopicThe harlequin fetus
Behaviorism
01/07/18 11:52:43 PM
#9
ChromaticAngel posted...
is that really the same disorder? it doesn't look that bad when you get older considering what it looks like on a fetus.


Only one part of the unholy trinity
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TopicThe harlequin fetus
Behaviorism
01/07/18 11:13:03 PM
#1
TopicWhich of these big booties would you ravage first?
Behaviorism
01/07/18 11:05:23 PM
#7
TopicProfessor Ivy
Behaviorism
01/07/18 10:54:40 PM
#16
TopicMan all these Dynasty Warriors 9 girls
Behaviorism
01/07/18 9:30:42 PM
#27
TopicTokyo man arrested for forcibly tattooing his initials into the butt of a maid
Behaviorism
01/07/18 7:38:39 PM
#3
TopicJust showed my coworker a picture of Brian Peppers
Behaviorism
01/07/18 7:27:13 PM
#16
Axiom posted...
Never heard of the guy. This topic indicates I should go back to not knowing his name

Look him up
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TopicJust showed my coworker a picture of Brian Peppers
Behaviorism
01/07/18 7:26:27 PM
#14
Brian was a beautiful man. Nothing disturbing about him. I'm not gay, but if I was i would be gay for Brian.
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TopicJust showed my coworker a picture of Brian Peppers
Behaviorism
01/07/18 7:21:54 PM
#12
KINDERFELD posted...
Jesus Christ TC, I'm here alone at work till midnight and now I'm honestly spooked the fuck out!!!

WTF DUDE!!!

You've never seen Brian Peppers before?

gnomefromnome posted...
Up next the Unholy trinity

I remember them. Tubgirl, harlequin fetus, and g*****
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TopicJust showed my coworker a picture of Brian Peppers
Behaviorism
01/07/18 7:20:05 PM
#11
RE_expert44 posted...
He got medusa yelling "somebody save us"
Couldn't get laid from a prostitute in Vegas.
Got a face that his mother couldn't even love.
Stalk Maury guests from "My Daughters A Teen Slut"
It's fucked up

Wtf
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TopicJust showed my coworker a picture of Brian Peppers
Behaviorism
01/07/18 6:57:49 PM
#3
Smashingpmkns posted...
I never found Brian Peppers to be that offensive/gross of an image tbh.

Dudes a legend, that's why. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die
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