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Superior Iron Man
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merc1231 posted...

Where's the option for no sex

you have to have sex! with a girl!

hypothetically.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

Choose one.
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SerperiorThanU posted...

TC closed his account

and nothing of value was lost.

who actually likes Mondays?
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Assuming this story is true.

https://notalwaysright.com/youve-got-cook-bacon-bring-home-bacon/100355/

(A new duty manager has started with us. We come in after an extended weekend to find the entire menu changed and half the stock missing.)

Me: *after checking the stock* What the h*** is going on?

Manager: Who was here on Saturday?

Duty Manager: Hello! My, isnt it a mess in here?!

Manager: [Duty Manager], do you know anything about this? Half the stock is missing.

Duty Manager: Oh, I came in yesterday and cleansed the menu. Its shocking how little of it was kosher!

Manager: Kosher? But we arent a kosher restaurant.

Duty Manager: Well, you should be. Im Jewish and you should be sensitive to my religious beliefs.

Manager: But, we already have kosher selections. Are you seriously expecting our customers to be sensitive to your beliefs as well? What about [My Name]? Hes Jewish and doesnt have a problem with it.

Duty Manager: Hes probably just a convert. I have real blood in my veins.

Me: Well, not that your accusation isnt insulting enough, but if were dealing with respecting beliefs, shouldnt we only have halal on the menu, as well, because of [Colleague]?

Duty Manager: Oh, no. Its only the Jews you have to care about, because of the Holocaust.

Manager: What?!

Duty Manager: We deserve something back.

(Were all stunned into silence for a moment.)

Me: Well, I guess Im owed twice then, because Im Jewish and gay.

Duty Manager: See?! You arent a real Jew, because Jews cant be gay.

Manager: Ive had enough. In my office, now!

(We were forced to close after that day for a week to restock, and the duty manager worked that shift refusing to leave the office. About 15,000 of food was lost because of her, which the owner decided to pay themselves to avoid any further complications when dealing with conflicts of religion. It was mutually agreed that the duty manager should simply leave. Today as I was walking to work I bumped into her, causing her bacon sandwich to spray across the ground. I stared in disbelief as she tried to pick up the remains. When she recognised me, she screamed, ITS HARD SOMETIMES! before storming off.)

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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

I use my 40 inch TV as my monitor.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

Sure there are several a-holes and killers, but its basically just opposing nations at war.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

to read or collect?
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

Militants are cooler than Mutants.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

but you guys never listen to me.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

What is the correct spelling of the word for that definition?
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

Loose or lose?

I may have lost, but at least I didn't loost.
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I am.

Final Fantasy X on PS2 looks like garbage now yet Final Fantasy X HD is beautiful despite being the same game. It's just really hard to go back to some PS2 era games, despite them having actual good graphics at the time of release due to the leaps in quality we are getting today. So more remakes please; playing the originals just isn't satisfying.

As for remasters vs. new games, well, I played Final Fantasy X HD and Final Fantasy XII HD much longer than Final Fantasy XV, which I barely played at all.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

UncleBourbon33 posted...

Do we need a word for people who don't identify as attack helicopters?

That's what "human" is for.
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

Should 997 people out of 1000 change the way they talk and interact to placate the remaining 3?

No.

I'd have thought there would be more than just three in a thousand.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

involuntary celibate.

that sounds like Mario all right.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

whats a soyboy?
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

All that work and effort he puts in and the most intimate contact he has is a kiss on the nose or cheek.

Perhaps he should come to the realisation he is permanently friendzoned and go back to dating his ex Pauline. Who may or may not be his niece, depending on the continuity...
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AlephZero posted...

pretty soon it will be like england where they have to phone up the queen and ask permission to look at porn

do we also have to gain content of the king to fornicate?
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

instead of just calling ourselves male and female?
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

So $80 as standard but $20 DLC that would have been sold for a $60 game comes as part of the $80 retail game instead of being DLC.

Or to put it in even simpler terms...

You can pay either $80 retail or $60 retail + $20 dlc for the same content.

But that $80 game will come down in price whereas the $20 dlc rarely will. So wait a while you could get an $80 game for $50 whereas otherwise you would get a $60 game for $40 but still have to pay $20 dlc.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

I say "shameless Harvest Moon rip-off".
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

Sayoria posted...

Does this mean I get preggers magically?

Sorry, I don't know who you are or what your story is.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

and she won't abort either if anyone thinks that is an option.

Would you?
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

He did say that he saw Miss A being sexually available because she had previous boyfriends.

Being sexually available to a few does not mean being sexually available to all.
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CarlGrimes posted...

JE19426 posted...

CarlGrimes posted...

Yes.

Wow, that is bloodthirsty.

No, there is no joy in it. It is just something that has to be done. Any other animal that kills maliciously is put down, humans should be no different.

Agreed. Just don't make it public beheadings like we used to do.
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thronedfire2 posted...

Rika_Furude posted...

anyone voting no is an actual, irl, fat and ugly troll

Are you gonna replace every single sign on every single road? Cause my state sure as shit isn't going to

No, but every new sign made should be in metric and the old signs will be phased out over time.
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Kitt posted...

Nostradumbass posted...

stop

You can't tell me what to do.

You're just a car, KITT.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

Even if you're not American.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

Tropicalwood posted...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_Beyond:_Return_of_the_Joker

I've watched that. It's a cartoon. I said a new movie that ISN'T a cartoon.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

Not a cartoon.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

AlephZero posted...

he'd check if she left any pizza crusts around to eat

is your obsession with pizza crusts really appropriate to bring up in a topic about gun control and shootings?
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

I'm glad someone was able to shut the thug up in prison.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

If the death of his own daughter won't move his attitude towards guns, seriously nothing will.

Not that I want her to be killed. Strictly a "what if" hypothetical.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

I wonder how familiar fans of the movies are with the original comics. The original comics didn't have such content outside of the Marvel MAX comics which were aimed at adult readers (although nobody wanted naked 90 year old women in their comics).
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Because I think that would be awesome.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

BUY EGGS FOR BART!

Or not.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

Eevee-Trainer posted...

Bass_X0 posted...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krystal_(restaurant)

Anyone ever been?

Yea. Pretty good stuff

Only just heard of it recently.
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Kelystic posted...

You all keep saying the last case of JFA is one of the best

It's okay. I'd rather the last case of the games to be more significant and personal. So T&T, SoJ.
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Kelystic posted...

I stopped at JFA. The fucking clown trial burned me.

Moe isn't even the worst character in the series.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

cracked has always has good and bad articles going years back. i actually don't care for any of the writers. i couldn't name any except for SeanBaby and he hasn't contributed in a long time as far as I know.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

has she sent you nudes as well?
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

http://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-785-50-things-that-gross-you-out-way-more-than-they-should/

#6.
#9.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

Pepsi MAX is horrible though. At least to me.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

Copy and paste an actual message you have actually read on Facebook. Don't explain it.

why not just use your parents piss like a normal person?

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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN

And I want a non-gay answer!

to quote Homer Simpson
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NeverOffended posted...

who hasn't been in Krystal?

said Fox McCloud...
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AlephZero posted...

do they have pizza

I don't know. I've not been before.
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"Well, it's not a bad game. It's made by Capcom, so how could it?" ~ AVGN