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Medussa posted...

oh, and don't trust any of those other guys talking about all those other all-powerful beings. they're obviously full of shit.

Yeah. Obviously. They just plagiarized our guy and changed a few things so nobody would notice.

Sada_Pop posted...

I actually got through all that while not being cut one time.

I keep my edges sharp by using sensitive people as a whetstone.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

And he's watching you. Yes, now. Yes, all the time. He created you, and everything around you. You following me? And he's going to send you to hell when you die. It's this big horrible place made of fire where you just get tortured for the rest of eternity.

But hang on, he left me this convenient list of things you're not allowed to do if you want to not go to hell. So you should not do anything on this list. Also there's this book or whatever about him. You should read it.

Oh and even if you don't do any of the things you're not allowed to do, you'll still go to hell if you don't ask him to forgive you every weekend and throw money in a bowl and eat a cracker. See, you have to do all this because some other people bullied his kid. But hey, if you don't do any of those things you're not supposed to do, and you throw the money in a bowl and eat your cracker like a good boy, you get to go to heaven. It's like, the opposite of hell. It's this big, warm place where the clouds are made of pillows and all your dreams come true forever.

No seriously, trust me on this one. This is totally legit. A bush caught fire and said most of it to a farmer or something. I don't know, I wasn't there. But trust me.

Trust me or you'll go to hell.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Do you think this makes you cool?
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Because you expect instant gratification. You have no understanding of the concept that you have to actually practice and study, and invest hours into mastering new skills. You expect to be good at things for a minimum effort because your parents let video games and TV raise you, a misguided approach that led to you being a beta and future cuck.

Welcome to the real world.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Blue_Inigo posted...

M-Watcher posted...

Better install some patch mods, then.

I tried looking this up. It's all so overwhelming. The NVAC mod appears to be what I need but I have no idea how to apply it to the game.

Well you're obviously not fit to be a PC gamer. Throw your rig in the trash and buy a console. New Vegas is on the Xbox 360 and PS3 in case you didn't know. They have cute little buttons you can push and the system takes care of all the under the hood work for you so all you have to do is put the little disc in and let it play.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

You're wasting your time Dragonblade. These guys are making it a race issue because they want it to be a race issue.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
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NonDairyMiltank posted...

ChromaticAngel posted...

OpenlyGator posted...

Murray changed the bill, lowering the levy to 1.75 cents per ounce and included diet drinks because they are by favored by affluent white city residents, despite the fact that most diet drinks have no calories and therefore don’t contribute to obesity.

Actually diet drinks do contribute to issues of obesity, just indirectly. It's not uncommon for a weight-concerned consumer to presume that drinking a diet soda will notably improve their dietary health. The problem presents itself when the person still "cheats" with junk food and reasons that it's okay "just this once " because they "had a diet soda for lunch ".

That's a psychological problem, not a diet soda problem.

it's both...

Explain how it's the fault of the diet soda that fatty fat fatties use it to rationalize overeating?
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Shut your mouth, and know your role.

You're dodging the question, fella. Don't want to answer that one? Let's try these.

Do you date? Have you dated? Do women avoid you? Do you shower regularly? Come on. Work with me here. Let's paint a picture of GODTIER.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

GODTIER posted...

organicbamf posted...

what's not to believe about this??

my gf

Gotta love posts like this. Excellently highlights your bitter outlook on women.

You see them as this mystical, unobtainable thing, this entity that's so far beyond your reach you casually discredit anyone claiming to be dating one.

You know why you have that view? Because you don't see them as real people.

That's pretty fucked up, man. That's pretty fucked up. I'm just making assumptions here, but be honest, am I far from the truth?
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Dude... Make like Elsa and fucking let it go.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

The meltdown's already begun. I bet this kid's crying behind his keyboard right now.

Over fucking nothing.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Frieza vs Goku.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Why are you still allowed to make threads?

You take shitposting to the extremes. You're worse than me. And I didn't think anyone could be worse than me because I was doing it on purpose.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Yeah. You probably didn't "get friendzoned," it's more likely that you friendzoned yourself.

If you, as a man, can't do your part to let her know what you want from her, you have no ground to stand on when it comes to the bottom line.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

This isn't directed at anyone in particular, this thread just made me think of it for some reason.

I know so many people around my age that talk about how hard they have it and are always down to their last dollar before the next paycheck drops. Nothing in savings, no hope for their future.

And each time a paycheck drops, they rush off to a restaurant and pay $30+ for a single meal, fill their gas tank, stock up on 24 cases of soda, buy a new video game, order shit on Amazon, they just go into this spending frenzy. It's insane. Then, of course, their bills have to come out. Rent and utilities, etc.

Then they're shit broke a week later "Man, I don't know where all my money went..."

Into your stomach, dumbass. You ate your money.

Proper budgeting and a willingness to actually prepare your own meals saves tons of cash in the long run. You can get better and healthier servings on the dollar compared to what you get at a restaurant or especially a fast-food establishment.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Top-tier material! Keep trolling me, it's pure gold. I could not stop laughing. Could not.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Where was there an insult in that post? I was paying you a compli- oooooooh you almost got me, you almost got me, man. What a great troll. I hope all trolls can measure up to you some day.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Wow. I'm stunned. I cannot troll as hard with effort as Brutai is right now and for him it's completely natural.

Guess it's time to throw in the towel. Trolling really is a art form, and with talent like that around, this site just doesn't need mediocre trolling like mine. Bravo, sir.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

There are plenty of valid reasons to speak out against congress, Nick. Do you really think Trump is looking at it the way the average person does? To him, Congress is a nanny that's not letting him play with his new toys. It's not quite the same.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

You got trumped by a better man. A richer man. An orange-er man.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Yes. The banner, it... it's changed me. I almost want to stop shitposting. I almost want to... to stop trolling.

All things are possible through the banner.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

I told him to back his shit up, he couldn't do it because he can't do it. I can't make an argument when he doesn't actually have anything to argue against. Is that so hard to understand?

What am I saying? I'm on CE. Of course you can't grasp even that simple concept.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Since when is the burden of proof on the listener and not the speaker? You can shut the hell up too. Also tagged.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

uwnim posted...

*rolls eyes* You don't actually have any problems with what I said.

Oh, so you have absolutely nothing to back up your shit claim and you're just wasting everyone's time. Thanks for the confirmation. Tagged so I know to never take you seriously in the future.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

I don't know who this thread is about, but I'm guessing it's some obnoxious shitposter.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

uwnim posted...

Net Neutrality, if done right, doesn't actually cost ISPs anything and ensures fair competition for the various websites that actually give the internet value. It is the sort of regulation that is objectively a net plus for the economy.

Oh-ho-ho, watch out for Mr. Intro to Economics over here!

Back up your claims or shut the hell up.
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Moderators do not use logic and reason to moderate. They use feelings and personal bias.

This has been known for fucking years.

Quit. Fucking. Crying. About. The mods.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Give a girl a keyboard and you get this thread.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Hell no. The only part people seem to struggle with is the one area that fills with water and you have to time your jumps to escalate back to surface level but even that's easy as pie. And the boss? Shit, you can run and jump to the right side of the screen as he's swooping in and beat him before he does his first attack.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

BLAKUboy posted...

The only place Pepsi belongs is in the trash.

Imagine actually posting unfiltered garbage like this when there are people in the world who only get to drink muddy water that eventually kills them.

Imagine having this opinion when there are some villages where droughts seem to last ages and they have to import and pay for water just to survive.

Imagine being this entitled millennial who spits in the face of an impoverished world because he himself has choices about what he gets to drink.

Imagine.
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It's a number.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Here's your one-time reminder to JUST FUCKING DROP HER.

Anything beyond today, you have no excuse, you're just a willing pawn in her chess game to dismantle you and use you. Wake the fuck up, Billcom, it's time for some GODDAMN SELF RESPECT.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Neither. Just asking how you're doing.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

On a related note, how are you? You holding up alright?

My obnoxious trolling attempts aside, I hope you're coping well with your depression.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

I wish you were half smart.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

I should be drunk. Good idea, GiftedACIII.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Nothing pertaining to women will ever matter to you, because you're never going to be with or even be allowed to touch one.

Stop making threads about them.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

I agree with you. Thousands of people don't.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

"Fuck you, got mine."

Millions of innocent people will die when America attacks North Korea, but let's sit here and feel good because we're in our safety bubble.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Yeah, bullshit.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

I doubt it. What's so good about you?
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Well, Trump supporters? Any justification for why Light's sister was such a lazy ass bitch?

Yeah, I didn't think so. This wouldn't have happened in Hillary's Japan.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Any of you Trump supporters wanna come in and explain this?

Oh wait, you can't. This happens in your president's country, and you can't explain a damned thing.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

The future world leaders will emerge from a generation that commits suicide because a blue whale facebook group told them to.

Yeah, the whole world's pretty much fucked.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

This is the kind of shit you're supposed to whisper behind closed doors, not announce to the public.

Oh well. I can actually afford real health care unlike a lot of today's whiner babies, so I'm not concerned with what Trump does to make the baby generation's safe space a little smaller.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Or you could actually take some semblance of control over your life. If she's ignoring your texts and in general just being shit, to hell with her. Find someone that actually wants to invest time in you.

Christ. Man up, Billcom6. Man the fuck up.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

Unwilling cuck'd.
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.

And the site only gets safer and less intrusive as the years roll on.

How do people even function here with ads?
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You only matter as much as I allow you to matter.
Shut your mouth, and know your role.