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The company I previously worked for closed our entire branch and laid off everybody there. From the time they made the announcement in March until the last day in June, everyone from the bottom all the way up to management stopped giving a shit and it was so relaxed. Everyone blatantly stopped working and just spent the days looking for new jobs and dicking around. And my coworkers were all young and fun so it was like a nonstop party for the last few weeks.
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I randomly had the urge to A Thousand Miles last night before bed. I subconsciously knew it was coming.
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Solar_Crimson posted...

Should be "Black Dudes", starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson.

Would watch
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Solar_Crimson posted...

And before you bring it up, the White homosexual experience isn't the same as the Black one.

Mainstream media has yet to realize this.
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MacadamianNut3 posted...

Validate deez nuts

We go to meetups to drink, not give life advice

Well said
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Last album I listened to was Ghost Stories when it came out which I actually liked a lot
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They've definitely had the majority of those titles in other bundles before so I don't remember if I have them already on Steam or PS4, but I'll check later.
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My office too. They're actually pumping hot air in here.
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There's no bad time of day to give a BJ rbh
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Like 5 years ago when I was studying for finals.
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Tag
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The way I'm imagining this in my head is making me lol but nah I get you, I've been the victim of a drive-by slurring once when I was walking with my guy from the gay bar in the gay part of DC. I was mad as hell
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When I'm asleep only
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Kensaimage posted...

Yeah, and those days are over anyway. Their will always be assholes, but by and large (at least in the states) its the best time in history to be homosexual.

Though it really does get blown up. Tolerance is great, but at the same time its annoying to have someones sexuality celebrated like some miracle was witnessed.

Youre gay. Cool, whatever

Things Straight People with No Understanding of Living from a Gay Perspective Say
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$19 + $5 tip to buzz it all off in like 5 minutes
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This and this

MC_BatCommander posted...

XxKrazyChaosxX posted...

The kid from Iron Man 3 being at the funeral.

This one

LostSeason7 posted...

I think most people miss the kid because not only is he grown up but Iron Man 3 was just a forgettable movie.

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Reddit moderators HATE him!
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Normal fans of the MCU probably couldn't pick her out in a shopping mall. Like, throwing a tantrum over one of the actual Avengers is one thing but all this over an underage side character who appears in one movie for like 5 minutes is something else.
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Had 3 different dates that were supposed to happen this weekend, 2 flaked on me and I flaked on 1 lol.

What's the average amount of matches for straight men?
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I wouldn't let my 7 year old daughter talk to some weirdo at the mall either.
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Kami_no_Kami posted...

Like in Pokmon? Cool concept but they implemented it in the worst possible way.

Itd be cool if theyd used them to give focus to forgotten lines or, even better, to power up unevolved versions of Pokmon so that thered be a reason to keep a Wartortle or Quilava on hand.

Instead they choose to give them primarily to already powerful, popular final-stage Pokmon, some of which dont and now cant have evolutions. Not to mention, that almost all of the Pokmon they chose were already designed to be final forms, so adding random nonsense makes them feel extremely over-designed.

And to put the cherry on top, they immediately abandoned the gimmick the following gen in favor of z-moves (which also seem to be getting abandoned this gen), so Pokmon that should clearly have Mega forms likely never will.

Well said
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The second one looks like someone tried to make their beholder or malboro enemy
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Expose these gay anti-gay politicians
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I've never met someone named Chad. But when I was a kid and messed around in AIM chat rooms I went by the name Chad Pitt.
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I'd been holding out on Tinder for as long as I could but just downloaded it the other day and set up my profile. Got a good number of matches with some p good-looking dudes. There's definitely some overlap with the guys on the other apps but a surprising number of new faces. Still falls into the same trap as the other apps though where people you match with still won't talk to you sometimes. I'm told that Tinder is a little better in terms of guys looking to date compared to the other gay apps though. We'll see.
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Well at least it's not another game on my backlog.
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HAHAHA lmfao SLAMMING
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I remember when Michael said that to Holly
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Someone should do us all a solid and post the list of deals here tbh
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Broad City definitely, then the Infinity Saga
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Conflict posted...

AvlButtslam posted...

I kinda got the impression that Phoenix is actually gay from the games.

You haven't played the first case of T&T then

I have. He tried out women at one point but now he's pretty gay. Occasional bisexual tendencies for the other girls someone else mentioned.
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I kinda got the impression that Phoenix is actually gay from the games.
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I'd pay 10k right now to never have to wipe my ass
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Apt analysis

But I also really wanted them to fuck irl too
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Quiero hombres negros
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I didn't know this was gonna be a thing
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How many box tops did you have to mail in for this
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Hotel is much more campy, grotesque and gory than other seasons imo.
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Is that the age of the oldest guy you've slept with
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Johnny Tsunami
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If you held it for a long time before going that would probably feel amazing tbh
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.5.user=ssj3vegeta_
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Kitt posted...

In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

Lmao
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I wonder what his dick looks like
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

She was the main chick in the first movie of the rebooted Godzilla too.

And her husband in that is her brother in the MCU
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piUrsEitanizm posted...

Etat Libre dOrange offers other notable scents, such as I am Trash, Fat Electrician, and Malaise of the 1970s.

Lol
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I really want this to be good so Castlevania can live on in some way
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