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| Topic | how come we dont call people fatherfuckers? |
| Aressar 07/09/21 6:20:54 AM #2 | About 20 years ago unclefucker was kinda popular, thanks to South Park. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | You get ONE type of junk food for the rest of your life |
| Aressar 07/09/21 1:28:01 AM #6 | If my blood pressure and kidneys could take it, I'd eat salty deep fried stuff much, much more often. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What would you do if you had Hugh Jackman's huge __ from The Prestige (spoilers) |
| Aressar 07/08/21 5:16:27 PM #12 | UnfairRepresent posted... Armies need leadership tho Not in this scenario, because I am a special boy. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Top trainer: "jerking off with not affect your gains" |
| Aressar 07/08/21 4:47:18 PM #2 | Goddamn that looks like a tasty banana! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What would you do if you had Hugh Jackman's huge __ from The Prestige (spoilers) |
| Aressar 07/08/21 4:46:05 PM #8 | UnfairRepresent posted... Whose in charge of the army? We'd all act in unison, as we all know our goals and trust each other to do what is necessary. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What would you do if you had Hugh Jackman's huge __ from The Prestige (spoilers) |
| Aressar 07/08/21 4:20:49 PM #4 | Create an army of myself in order to facilitate all the things that need doing to make the world a better place. Also, at some point I'd probably fuck myself, just because I can. Also, inb4thatunfunnygarymeme --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | If GameFAQs were a video game, what would it be like? |
| Aressar 07/08/21 3:56:46 PM #8 | Wasn't there a project a few years back where a user here was working on a CE game with regulars here as characters in it? I think it was Legolas something, and I remember he released a trailer for it, showing some stuff with a character that was supposed to be Vegy making a characteristic remark about Susan Coffey (whom Vegy was obsessed with at the time). Afterwards, Vegy (the real one) insisted that the character based on him be removed from the game. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, or Becca Michelle Butterfield |
| Aressar 07/08/21 11:49:53 AM #2 | No pics. Nobody post. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | 4,850,000 But you have to live in Utah for the rest of your life |
| Aressar 07/08/21 11:49:24 AM #20 | Add an extra 0 and I'll do it. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Would you become a Super Mutant in Fallout? |
| Aressar 07/08/21 9:42:05 AM #6 | Given the choice, I'd be a first-gen super mutant, since they're the least likely to be dumb/schizophrenic. Irony posted... Don't their penises fall off? No idea, but they're definitely sterile. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | If a grown adult does NOT drive, that is a MAJOR red flag. |
| Aressar 07/08/21 9:38:36 AM #141 | Man, Murrica's public transport really must suck that bad if people are so fixated on the ability to drive. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Could you be roommates with Sheldon Cooper? |
| Aressar 07/06/21 7:17:27 PM #19 | When I first moved out of my parents's house, I lived with four other guys: a sassy gay guy, a nerdy black guy, a secluded German guy and married christian guy who lived there part-time for college purposes. The gay guy was EXACTLY like Sheldon, both in looks and attitude. He'd always act like he knew better and harass us about chores and unimportant shit, like we could hardly ever go an afternoon without him nagging about something. This was several years before The Big Bang Theory even. I could have written down my time there and sent the concept to some producer and made millions. But I didn't, because I'm stupid. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Women say men who play video games are immature |
| Aressar 07/06/21 11:48:56 AM #59 | WingsOfGood posted... What is immature about dis? What is immature about playing video games? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | 150 people were fatally shot in 400 shootings over Fourth of July weekend |
| Aressar 07/06/21 11:48:01 AM #3 | "YEEEEEHAW, you betcha Billy Bob! FREEDUM FOR MURRICA!" *shoots automatic rifle in random directions* "OH NO I SHOT LITTLE BILLY BOB JR! IT'S ALL THE LEFT'S FAULT!" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Women say men who play video games are immature |
| Aressar 07/06/21 11:16:01 AM #53 | Meanwhile the majority of women is obsessed with Disney and knows the lyrics to all Disney songs, yet no one berates them for it. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Why does this board defends age gap relationship so much? |
| Aressar 07/06/21 10:43:20 AM #79 | "What? Two consenting adults dating with more than 2 years age difference? OMG THAT'S SO PEDO! TAGGED! REPORTED! CANCELLED!" - literally CE --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Gamer poops himself on stream |
| Aressar 07/06/21 6:53:19 AM #31 | Man, can't wait for that next generation of teenage gamers shitting themselves just for the lulz and putting it Tiktok. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | You ever notice how many pokemon don't have eyebrows? |
| Aressar 07/06/21 6:00:52 AM #10 | You ever notice how some pokemon have a nose but no mouth? LIKE DIGLETT? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | I wish i could have seen downtown Detroit back in the early 1900s |
| Aressar 07/06/21 4:33:31 AM #5 | Chicken posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny4a-oxOndo First thing that came to mind here as well --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | When will you return to see movies in movie theaters? |
| Aressar 07/05/21 7:10:32 PM #17 | I'll go when there's something I'd like to see. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Add "-ass" somewhere in your username |
| Aressar 07/05/21 5:00:42 PM #28 | Arassar --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | How come so many CIS woman are transphobic? |
| Aressar 07/05/21 11:45:00 AM #16 | Crash posted... I would also like to know the answer to this. Alas, even in 2021 many women (even many who claim to be feminists) are still stuck in traditional gender roles, like "a man absolutely has to be tall, good with his hands, always take the initiative, sexually dominant and never cries, or else he's not a REAL man." Perhaps this coincides with the problem described in the OP. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | If a grown adult does NOT drive, that is a MAJOR red flag. |
| Aressar 07/05/21 11:30:45 AM #55 | legendarylemur posted... I mean I like driving, but driving is incredibly irresponsible. East Asian countries pretty much prove that cars can be optional in a society, and the environment is better for it, and it also helps keep people employed or make stations hot spots that are easy to access. Excellent post right here. Too many people seem to be under the impression that they're absolutely supposed to have a car, even if they live somewhere with plenty of alternatives. Personally I don't drive, as I live in a city/country with an excellent public transport network, and most of the places I frequently visit are within bicycle range, so I save a ton of money as well. Literally the only situation in my adult life where having a car would've been more convenient is when I was moving into a new place, but fortunately I have friends willing to drive, and of course there's always the option of hiring movers. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Do you think the US needs to enact communism? |
| Aressar 07/04/21 8:18:06 PM #23 | Yes, but only to trigger the Jim Bobs. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | ok but real talk how the fuck does an entire baby fit through a vagina |
| Aressar 07/04/21 8:15:54 PM #14 | Cuticrusader09 posted... A little. I have had 2 kids. One they didnt cut me so I tore a bit, second they cut me so that was all. If you have an epidural you dont even feel it. Even though I will never experience that, reading this made protectively put my hand on my crotch while imagine the screaming sound of Tom (from Jerry). --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Are you a protagonist, antagonist, or NPC? |
| Aressar 07/04/21 7:50:39 PM #25 | I am the overpowered assassin that you didn't expect on your first playthrough and requires the right amount of preparation to get past, thereby forcing you to reload a save from at least four hours ago. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | What exactly should we do about climate change |
| Aressar 07/02/21 5:09:53 PM #16 | Punch people in the face who are fine with watching the world burn for selfish greedy reasons. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | If you woke up 5000 years in the future could you adjust? |
| Aressar 07/02/21 4:15:12 PM #4 | CADE FOSTER posted... Earth probably doesnt have 5000 years left tbh but with enough money probably Earth definitely does. Humanity, less likely so. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Name a movie you didn't watch |
| Aressar 07/01/21 9:29:44 PM #5 | Birds inb4WHAT --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Trump gonna be arrested |
| Aressar 07/01/21 8:59:06 PM #34 | If he gets prosecuted, his sentence will probably be automatically pardoned somehow, like with Silvio Berlusconi. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | does god want us to be happy? |
| Aressar 07/01/21 8:44:24 AM #17 | Assuming God = nature, it doesn't want anything. It just is. How you deal with that is up to you. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Are there areny "great" musicians in the mdoern era? |
| Aressar 07/01/21 6:18:53 AM #53 | The correct answer is no. Good music mostly died out after the early 2000s or so. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Is this the future the Radical Alt Right want? |
| Aressar 06/30/21 7:00:55 PM #3 | iTs bOtH sIdEs! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Woman dies from babysitting pitbulls. They ripped her apart :( |
| Aressar 06/30/21 6:54:14 PM #496 | First time I actually opened this topic, but I bet most of it is filled with nothing but no-u'ing over semantics and accusing each other of trolling when unsure how to respond, as usual. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Family Feud: Things you put in your mouth that you do not swallow? |
| Aressar 06/30/21 9:26:03 AM #24 | A game telling me I suck at it. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Vegans on Master Chef...why? |
| Aressar 06/30/21 9:23:52 AM #14 | A few more years until cultured meat is commonly available, and (now-)vegans and meat-lovers alike can cook & enjoy it all they like without getting in each other's hair. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Which gamefaqs moderator should you NEVER piss off iyo? |
| Aressar 06/30/21 6:54:36 AM #7 | Error kinda scares me, especially since his posts are always so short, direct and stoic. Like you never know what he's gonna do next. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Is it justified to shoot someone abusing a helpless little animal? |
| Aressar 06/30/21 6:03:56 AM #5 | Seeing that would probably turn me into a mix between the Hulk and a Murrican cop. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | How is it some people are so talented? |
| Aressar 06/30/21 4:27:59 AM #28 | Just be born in an age and society where your skill set is valued. It's not that hard, jeez... --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Marry, Fuck, Kill: Olivia Rodrigo, Billie Eillish, Dua Lipa |
| Aressar 06/29/21 9:36:04 AM #52 | Based on looks alone (I literally only know about these people's existence because CE mentions them sometimes): Marry Olivia Fuck Dua Kill Billie (even though she looks like she's undead already) And it's not even close. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | The perfect girl, but your relationship starts WWIII |
| Aressar 06/28/21 7:25:10 PM #7 | Well, that would certainly put expressions like "I would set the world ablaze for you" to the test. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | 10 ft tall girl in new show. |
| Aressar 06/28/21 7:18:43 PM #11 | Ratchetrockon posted... is it ok for me to find her attractive if im 25 years old Omg even asking that is pedo! Tagged! Reported! Cancelled! DirkDiggles posted... Haven't heard that one in years --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
| Topic | Who do you prefer as the face of Tekken? |
| Aressar 06/28/21 4:21:16 PM #24 | Speaking as someone who knows next to nothing about Tekken, obviously the guy with the electric glove. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. |
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