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TopicFight to the death
Andromicus
10/11/18 5:24:53 PM
#2
Bill has that erm mentally challenged strength
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Topicwhich terminator had the most action
Andromicus
10/11/18 5:14:04 PM
#2
My son likes Genisys the most
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TopicTony Keith's I Love This Bar and Grill
Andromicus
10/11/18 4:59:15 PM
#1
Is there a better restaurant name?
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Topicremember that time mcdonald's closed early?
Andromicus
10/11/18 4:54:42 PM
#10
You know you could a fucking ounce of compassion for the poor neckbeards that depend on Mickies for their sustenance, they probably went to bed hungry that night, not a single tendy in their tummy.
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TopicYou may not be into pregnant women, like me...but...
Andromicus
10/11/18 3:52:29 PM
#5
I'd like to board that submarine
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TopicHave you ever had a prostate orgasm?
Andromicus
10/11/18 3:08:13 PM
#52
I recently got a set of buttplugs and got them in but didn't feel all that much, then I tried a 6ish inch dildo and it somehow hit the spot just right and I was shaking and moaning as I came, like ten times better than normal but haven't gotten that same result since
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TopicTrump says he could do 'a lot more' on China trade
Andromicus
10/11/18 3:00:12 PM
#5
Blighboy posted...
"Trump makes vague, non-committal statement that has no real meaning but serves to please whoever he is speaking to"

wow you don't say

Bigly
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TopicRecorded a 0-60MPH (0-100km/h) run with my WS6 after some mods compared to stock
Andromicus
10/11/18 2:12:01 PM
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I'd downtune the oxiverse manifold injector if I were you
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TopicTrump says he could do 'a lot more' on China trade
Andromicus
10/11/18 2:07:48 PM
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But also says he might have gone to far in a few places
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TopicFavorite Mel Brooks film?
Andromicus
10/11/18 1:44:06 PM
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Favorite film - Results (6 votes)
The Producers
0% (0 votes)
0
Blazing Saddles
33.33% (2 votes)
2
Young Frankenstein
16.67% (1 vote)
1
History of the World
0% (0 votes)
0
Spaceballs
16.67% (1 vote)
1
Robinhood: Men in Tights
33.33% (2 votes)
2
It's a split between Spaceballs and Men in Tights for me
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TopicIf I like that a girl is broken like me....
Andromicus
10/11/18 12:50:46 PM
#12
I like the song except for the Brooklyn lofts bit, makes it all pretentious and trust fundy
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TopicThanks to TAYLOR SWIFT 65,000 new people REGISTERED TO VOTE!!!
Andromicus
10/11/18 12:22:13 PM
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minervo posted...
This has nothing to do with her political views, but I always despised the emotionless look she has every time i have the displeasure of looking at her. She's like the female version of bill gates, but much more evil.

Easy there take a red pill and chill
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TopicI thought sperm slept at night and you couldn't get a girl pregnant then
Andromicus
10/11/18 12:18:01 PM
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MannerSaurus posted...
Nichtcrawler X posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Please understand jokes.


I know the results of bad sexual education, nothing even remotely a joke about that.


...Babies?

400 BABIES
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Topicpeople of all genders can be pregnant now, ok?
Andromicus
10/11/18 11:50:49 AM
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So this is implicitly saying that a transman having a child is a man having a child?
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TopicI thought sperm slept at night and you couldn't get a girl pregnant then
Andromicus
10/11/18 11:35:55 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
You can't get a girl pregnant if they're upside down either because they get confused.

Please don't spread stupid misinformation like that, there are gullible young minds here
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TopicI thought sperm slept at night and you couldn't get a girl pregnant then
Andromicus
10/11/18 11:33:25 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
This is true, but some sperm is nocturnal so it sleeps during the day and not the night. You have to go to your local planned parenthood and get the test done to see if your sperm sleeps in the morning or night

Fuck man I knew I was missing something thanks
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TopicGeneral Depression Topic
Andromicus
10/11/18 11:32:35 AM
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I took celexa for two years, mostly for anxiety and recently stopped cause it kills my boners and makes it super hard to climax, sex has been a lot better but I feel way more emotional now. Like it used to level me out a bit, now I go from depressed to happy randomly from hour to hour, not sure if it is worth it for the boners
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TopicI feel like a snitch rn (rideshare storytime)
Andromicus
10/11/18 11:27:48 AM
#9
She shoulda been vaping
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TopicI thought sperm slept at night and you couldn't get a girl pregnant then
Andromicus
10/11/18 11:26:15 AM
#1
The fuck was all that sexual education about then
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TopicLink pizza should be banned
Andromicus
10/11/18 2:52:49 AM
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EnvyFox posted...
wolfy42 posted...
Excuse me, there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with liking pizza. How dare you sir!!!

I just can not abide those that do not accept people who like pizza. It is wrong and beneath you. I will even shake the hand of those who put PINEAPPLE on pizza though the thought of ruining such a lovely food in that way does make me shudder.

Pizza lovers gotta stand together.

*Holds up his fist*

Pizza Power!!!!

*pops out from the sewers* Did somebody say... Pizza Power!?


Miss me with that lame shit, I'm all about skipping stones

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TopicLink pizza should be banned
Andromicus
10/11/18 2:16:37 AM
#3
Thank you for your contribution noble citizen
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TopicWrestling confuses me
Andromicus
10/11/18 12:33:12 AM
#2
I loved the shit out if that game and I knew nothing about wrestling
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TopicIf you're doing a girl in the butt and she has to fart
Andromicus
10/11/18 12:32:37 AM
#2
Get your mind out of your ass
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TopicI don't want you to post in here
Andromicus
10/10/18 11:50:44 PM
#6
Reported for feeding
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TopicIf you watch the latest episode of Doctor Who backwards...
Andromicus
10/10/18 7:18:54 PM
#3
Doctor what?
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Topicpeople of all genders can be pregnant now, ok?
Andromicus
10/10/18 6:01:00 PM
#7
rogerskg1979 posted...
LaWN4Ax

God they movie was hot
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TopicI am going to play Beyond the Beyond.
Andromicus
10/10/18 5:28:06 PM
#4
I enjoyed it because I was obsessed with Golden Sun at the time
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TopicStock market taking a shit
Andromicus
10/10/18 5:19:54 PM
#1
Biggest point drop in history earlier this year and now we might actually have to deal with a recession. It's gonna get crazy folks.
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TopicNuclear power...
Andromicus
10/10/18 5:16:41 PM
#23
Look, having nuclear my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart you know, if youre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Im one of the smartest people anywhere in the world its true! but when youre a conservative Republican they try oh, do they do a number thats why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because were a little disadvantaged but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me it would have been so easy, and its not as important as these lives are nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whats going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? but when you look at whats going on with the four prisoners now it used to be three, now its four but when it was three and even now, I would have said its all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they dont, they havent figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, its gonna take them about another 150 years but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us
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Topiclast night the local mcdonalds was closed but all the lights were still on
Andromicus
10/10/18 3:28:37 PM
#12
MannerSaurus posted...
Wait. Why does everyone hate NightMareBunny? I feel like I've missed so much on this board by being gone for 10 years.

His total lack of awareness while arguing over the stupidest stuff like breakfast cereal
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TopicNuclear power...
Andromicus
10/10/18 10:42:39 AM
#5
What about that depleted thorium stuff people go on about?
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TopicRand Paul's Wife is so TERRIFIED of LIBERALS that she SLEEPS with a LOADED GUN!
Andromicus
10/10/18 10:41:43 AM
#15
Top snowflake behavior
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TopicWhy do you still post on this site?
Andromicus
10/10/18 12:36:03 AM
#5
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/168683
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TopicModern Games are Sensory Overload
Andromicus
10/09/18 9:09:30 PM
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Yeah I came back to WoW after having not playing for years and suddenly all the different bars and info on screen was overwhelming, I still played but I felt like too much was going on for me to do anything but focus on health bars since I was healing
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TopicWho would be on the Marvel "Suicide Squad"?
Andromicus
10/09/18 9:06:17 PM
#3
Big wheel
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TopicIt's so sad hearing about that Bulgarian journalist
Andromicus
10/09/18 7:53:01 PM
#1
She was hot :'(
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TopicJust wanted to let everyone know how I was doing
Andromicus
10/09/18 7:29:23 PM
#4
You make Doom maps still?
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Topicsony confirms they are working on a next gen console
Andromicus
10/09/18 4:31:28 PM
#3
Park projob, choo choo!
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TopicHave you ever had a prostate orgasm?
Andromicus
10/09/18 3:13:10 PM
#9
Ten inch black dildo
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TopicI want to destroy my neighbors dogs.
Andromicus
10/09/18 2:51:53 PM
#3
Anally
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Topicfriendly reminder that hot dogs are tacos
Andromicus
10/08/18 11:35:38 PM
#6
GanglyKhan posted...
Friendly reminder that ur mum gey

No u
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Topicfriendly reminder that hot dogs are tacos
Andromicus
10/08/18 11:27:42 PM
#2
You mean oinky buns ROFL
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TopicDo you think melania trump is pretty?
Andromicus
10/08/18 7:34:21 PM
#15
Monopoman posted...
Melania looks a lot better if you check out her pictures from 30ish years ago.

https://www.therichest.com/world-entertainment/15-stunning-photos-of-a-young-melania-trump/

She's always had that look tho
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TopicDo you think melania trump is pretty?
Andromicus
10/08/18 3:03:38 PM
#9
Melanie's stank face doesn't do it for me
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TopicGoing to Arby's for the first time in over a decade. What do you recommend?
Andromicus
10/08/18 10:34:54 AM
#6
Meat tornado
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TopicITT: old shit that still makes you laugh
Andromicus
10/08/18 1:18:02 AM
#88
Sensual_T_Rex posted...


400 babies.

Oh man forgot about that one
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TopicYou are now constantly thinking all existence could end at any instant.
Andromicus
10/06/18 11:07:03 PM
#2
I used to think that about the Rapture when I was younger, life is easier when you don't think a diety is standing over you ready to end existence at any time.
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TopicWell, today couldn't get much worse.
Andromicus
10/06/18 3:30:12 PM
#6
Firewood18 posted...
Bus stops, bus goes
You stay, hair grows
Under Golden Arches

I heard a mandolin playing as i read that
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Topicfavorite scene from a movie?
Andromicus
10/06/18 2:09:29 PM
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