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TopicWhy were the Shadow of the Colossus game over screens so scary?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 9:45:05 PM
#1
Oq5baET
TopicAm I a bad person?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 8:56:17 PM
#1
Am I a bad person
TopicFavorite kinds of action movies?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 7:46:49 PM
#2
Star Wars isn't really science fiction.
TopicDo women like to be cucked?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 7:33:39 PM
#22
Keep talking... you're backing yourselves into a corner.
TopicDo women like to be cucked?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 7:24:56 PM
#15
I'm going to mark you guys for trolling
TopicDo women like to be cucked?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 7:19:32 PM
#11
I'm not Hoth
TopicWho's winning on CE? Da conservatives or da leftists?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 6:55:49 PM
#4
Discourse isn't a game to be won or lost. But if it were the conservatives would be winning obvs.
TopicHey CE, Wassup?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 6:42:37 PM
#3
The sky.
TopicWho do you think Hoth's alt is?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 6:40:38 PM
#6
MorningRose posted...
Franklin

Um, they're cousins.
TopicWho do you think Hoth's alt is?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 6:34:25 PM
#1
If he even has one, which I highly doubt. Everyone has their theories, but who do you think it is?
TopicDo women like to be cucked?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 6:32:50 PM
#7
TheGrindery posted...
A person who was once a friend...his girlfriend would get hornier and clingier each time he cheated on her. She would cry about it and rage and everything....yet it had a positive impact on the quality of their sex.

They do like it!
TopicDo women like to be cucked?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 6:28:06 PM
#4
Why do people always think Hoth and Franklin are the same people. Smh
TopicGameFAQs: where you can be as much of an overtly racist prick as you want...
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 6:26:59 PM
#6
Maybe don't flame and the big bad racists can't hurt you anymore?
TopicDo women like to be cucked?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 6:25:47 PM
#1
Are they into that
Topicwould u date a cute white chick who had dis skill?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 5:17:39 PM
#4
MCvPNct
TopicI saw Justin Bieber at a grocery store in L.A.
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 5:14:26 PM
#1
I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, Oh, like youre doing now? I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but he kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sir, you need to pay for those first. At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
TopicElena
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 5:10:21 PM
#2
Fission mailed
TopicNASA is racist AF. Black holes, dark energy, deep matter, brown dwarf...
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 5:06:48 PM
#2
What's racist about deep matter tho
TopicIf gender is decided by your brain then Sally is a man, right?
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 5:06:02 PM
#2
Milkman5 posted...
her brain is the other half of her masters, who identifies as a man.

Did you just assume his gender?
TopicI want a game set in a gigantic office space
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 4:59:02 PM
#4
Or a stealth game like when Neo is sneaking around in the Matrix
TopicPineapple on nachos is the only correct way
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 4:57:27 PM
#8
XoYBNHc
TopicImagine if humans weren't at da top of da food chain
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 4:55:23 PM
#4
But they aren't. Lions will eat a human but you never see lions at restaurants.
Topicwow, this board got way more readable once i started using the ignore feature
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 4:51:24 PM
#9
Why block the only good content on this site
Topic>Tries to invite girl out to go bowling tonight
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 4:50:50 PM
#4
Might help a bit if you stop putting the greater than symbol before everything you type tbf
Topicugh my dogs are arguing over whether the youngest is a millennial
AlphaCuck
02/10/18 4:49:23 PM
#1
Thanks a lot, internet. Can't get them to shut up
Topiclmao @ my dads comment about the womens olympics curling
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 8:13:02 PM
#4
Wow your dad is a horrible person
TopicSo there I was being cucked, minding my own business...
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 8:09:59 PM
#18
Bagamak posted...
what happened to the losing bull? did he slink away in shame? was he dressed when he left or did he walk out of the house in his underwear or something

He had my ex-wife's number in his contacts. I think he went there. I hate that bitch.
TopicWho shot Biggie and Tupac?
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 8:06:22 PM
#6
Professor Plum in the library with a candlestick
TopicSo there I was being cucked, minding my own business...
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 8:04:54 PM
#14
Don't cuss at me please. With a mouth like that you'll never find out
TopicSo there I was being cucked, minding my own business...
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 7:58:51 PM
#11
"Gimmick" would imply I'm not being 100% serious about this.

EverDownward posted...
This reeks of @Kaname_Madoka

Don't say that name here!
TopicEverything I know about sex I learned from porn and CE.
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 7:33:52 PM
#3
No. But this is CE, I can learn!
TopicEverything I know about sex I learned from porn and CE.
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 7:31:55 PM
#1
What do I know?
TopicWhy do some ''men'' fear the booty?
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 5:32:32 PM
#1
You can't take shit from that booty, you got to show that ass who's the man here. Grab it by the reigns and tame it.
TopicWhere would you take da above poster if dey were your Valentines date?
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 5:20:51 PM
#3
Pound town
TopicPineapple on nachos is the only correct way
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 5:15:13 PM
#7
FVT2E3m
TopicI like pineapple and I can tolerate pineapple pizza, but
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 5:13:23 PM
#2
KZD18XZ
TopicI need more entertaining topics. Stop making bad topics.
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 5:12:27 PM
#2
There's only one way we could be friends...

How does this make you feel?

KZD18XZ
TopicPineapple by itself, or assorted with other fruits is the only right way
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 5:11:00 PM
#2
KZD18XZ
TopicPineapple on nachos is the only correct way
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 5:09:08 PM
#6
Laserion posted...
No.

KZD18XZ
TopicPineapple on nachos is the only correct way
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 5:07:00 PM
#1
to eat nachos
TopicThis realtor from back home has an Instagram just to post smutty pictures.
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 10:25:02 AM
#10
I would let her appraise my home iykwim
TopicMelanie Trump held White House exorcisms after Obamas moved out.
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 10:22:51 AM
#13
That pastor is projecting hardcore
TopicSo there I was being cucked, minding my own business...
AlphaCuck
02/09/18 3:40:20 AM
#1
When suddenly a prospective bull busted into my bedroom. He proceeded to fight with my wife's chosen bull. There are only two things I'm thinking at this point: "why does this always happen to me?" and "I hope they don't knock over my 'Most Dedicated Employee' plaque."

Needless to say the new bull won both the fight and the affections of my wife, whom she made love to voraciously.
Topic31 people watched my Snapchat story last night.
AlphaCuck
02/08/18 6:57:01 PM
#2
babynames.com lmao
TopicI'm a fuckin loser CE
AlphaCuck
02/08/18 6:54:42 PM
#6
If I thought you were easy I'd post the Beck song.
TopicGOD DAMN! (pic)
AlphaCuck
02/08/18 6:52:54 PM
#17
uxGl5tn

She's either a demon or it's the most uncanny optical illusion ever.
TopicGOD DAMN! (pic)
AlphaCuck
02/08/18 6:45:25 PM
#11
Vita_Aeterna posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
What the fuck is up with her eyeball. Is she a succubus?

Those are sunglasses, mate.

Must be like inversed They Live sunglasses.
TopicGOD DAMN! (pic)
AlphaCuck
02/08/18 6:41:11 PM
#6
What the fuck is up with her eyeball. Is she a succubus?
TopicWhy do nationalists in America not seem to mind that Russia meddled in its
AlphaCuck
02/08/18 1:05:19 PM
#31
Coincidentally, I just saw this new story

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/russians-penetrated-u-s-voter-systems-says-top-u-s-n845721?cid=eml_nbn_20180207

I was aware that the voting machines had been "tampered with, but not hacked". But well before the election? Wow.
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