Lurker > Alex1976

I've been legal age to drink for half my life (I'm 42, do the math) and the number of go-rounds I've had with alcohol I can count on one hand.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I was off from work that day - I didn't know what went on until late morning (don't watch much TV). I was driving my dad's truck because my mom was using my car to get to work - her vehicle needed to go in the shop for some repairs.

I turned on the radio, hoping to hear "Follow Me" by Uncle Kracker, but instead the radio station had some special report on, saying something about planes hitting the Twin Towers and the towers collapsing. I saw some footage of it later - even to this day, I can't bear to watch the towers going down unless I'd rather start sobbing like Herbert Morrison did in his eyewitness account when the Hindenburg went down in flames.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Gardenscapes

Mountain Dew
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I ignore them, unless they get persistent - to which, I tell them "Sorry, no can do."
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

That bastard had it coming.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I think it was the time I was taking care of a stray cat - it was tame enough to let me pet her, but picking her up...oh God. She was loaded with worms and that condition gave her a regular case of Hershey squirts - picking her up, she was bound to shit on your shirt. The smell alone made me gag to the point I nearly puked.

A close second would be the smell of roofing tar - had to tolerate that smell for most of my senior year in high school.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Before I hooked mine up in the charger, the charge was around 28% (give or take a couple points).
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Oil and oil filter changed.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Northside (Jacksonville, FL) - When a murder is reported on the local news, most of the time it happens there. Other areas have their share of miscreants, beggars, and what-not.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

LinkPizza posted...

I_Abibde posted...

Speaking as somebody who has this on DVD

I have the DVD set, too!

I also.

Same here.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Not the best ever, but not exactly the worst, either.

The creators of this cartoon were working with limited amounts of source material - lots of things we take for granted in the Legend of Zelda franchise nowadays weren't even fleshed out back in 1989 when this cartoon aired.

I admit, Zelda in this cartoon was a knockout by my standards back then - I probably had a big crush on her then (puberty picked a fine time to sink its claws into me).
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Return to sender
Return to sender

I gave a letter to the postman, he put it in his sack
Bright and early next morning, he brought my letter back
She wrote upon it

Return to sender, address unknown
No such number, no such zone

We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back

So then I dropped it in the mailbox and sent it special D
Bright and early next morning, it came right back to me
She wrote upon it

Return to sender, address unknown
No such person, no such zone

This time I'm gonna take it myself and put it right in her hand
And if it comes back the very next day, then I'll understand
The writing on it

Return to sender, address unknown
No such number, no such zone

Return to sender
Return to sender
Return to sender
Return to sender
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Two pair, easily. One for work, and one for when I'm home from work and doing nothing.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Yep, lots of times. Once you know how to go about it, it's easy.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Bring it.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Solid Snake07 posted...

I'm pro not giving a shit how other people enjoy their food.

if you don't like ketchup on dogs then don't put any on yours. It's as simple as that

I agree. I don't see what's the big deal - why do some people insist on acting like it's a federal offense to put ketchup on a hot dog?
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I usually go with scrambled, though fried comes in a close second.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Toss-up between the rematch with Koopa the Quick and the 100-coin star in the desert world for me.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Weird Al RULES!

I saw him live lots of times - each time was awesome.

I saw him at Florida Theatre (Jacksonville, FL) 6 times - 1996, 2000, 2004, 2010, 2013, and 2015 and once at Wild Adventures Theme Park in Valdosta, Georgia, in 2003.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Worn glasses since I was 9 (I'm 42 now), and I'm not keen on wearing contacts. I'd probably end up gouging my eyes out before I ever get a contact lens in the right way. I'm the same with flossing - I'm a major klutz.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I'm Gonna Wreck It, Charlie Brown
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

June 1976 - Fire Dragon.

Says I'm smart, unreliable, and easygoing.

Hm...two out of three ain't bad.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Captain...CAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAAAANN!!!!
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

What the hell is that, Charlie Brown?!
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I went to see Striptease on my 20th birthday and this couple brought their baby with them. Early part of the movie was nearly ruined by that baby's nonstop howling and screaming - it stopped when I glared daggers at the couple.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - parents, if you can't find or afford a babysitter for your little ankle-biters, STAY THE F*** HOME.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

After getting home (assuming I don't conk out in the recliner), I shower, change clothes, then mess around until it's time to go to bed.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Sausage
Bacon
Ham
Pepperoni
Extra cheese
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Between me and my parents, three.

Two at my house - an inside cat (domestic shorthair) named Squeak, and a friendly feral outside named Peachy.

My parents' cat is named Coal Pepper. They used to have two, but the other one, named Silky, was put down last September.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

Maybe the shit put?
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

I average 6 hours, but I find myself yawning a lot at work the next day.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.

F*** no.

Not enough money in the world to make me want to go spend a year in the Gray Bar Motel and have to watch out for my ass 24/7.
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When ancient man screamed and beat on the ground with sticks, they called it WITCHCRAFT.
When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.