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| Topic | I will submit your post as-is, into an AI Image generator. |
| -Unowninator- 02/27/23 2:02:17 PM #102 | Fine. Here's some insights from Jordan the Wise for you. Life is going to come at you hard, so there are a few things you should know. Most important of all, is realizing that you have something to offer the world. But in order to do that, you first need to sort yourself out. Lending your ear to the lessons contained in stories of old is not a bad place to start. You see, as human conscience grew in knowledge, it equally grew in arrogance. We seem to be at this point where the value of stories is lost on us all. Not really caring about morals anymore, we are simply looking to be entertained. But their power on our subconscious is by no means hindered by our intellectual pride. Stories send a clear message to our being, and when told properly, can offer guidance in how to live our lives, impacting us in ways we sometimes don't even notice. In fact, recurring themes more often than not represent archetypes, and contain lessons on how to or how not to behave. Consider dragons for a moment. Fantasy stories always seem to have them hoarding treasure. Not coincidentally at all, two of the biggest innate fears in mammals are fire and reptiles. So dragons are really a metaphor representing that which you fear the most. Now, why would an immortal fire-breathing reptile care to sleep on a pile of gold? The answer can be read between the lines: the treasure you seek is guarded by your greatest fear. Don't get me wrong, the pile of gold is as much a metaphor here as is the mighty beast that doesn't even exist. Find your dragon and slay it, then your treasure will be revealed. This is the wisdom storytellers of old were trying to convey, only they didn't have the scientific method, a framework by which to structure arguments, or even a high IQ audience. The lesson isn't any less important or relevant today, however. That which you most need to discover within yourself is hidden where you least want to look. Now ask yourself; why were you so curious about my cabinet? Are you a very conscientious person, adamant on leaving no stones unturned? Or have you not mastered your insecurities, and the fear of missing out is what's really driving you at this moment? Maybe you are simply hoping to get a laugh out of some unexpected one liner? Because I'll admit we both know I could kill the mood right now and tell you about how a depressed clown once attempted to lift his mood by eating bowls of confetti. What I'm getting at is, regardless of your motive here you have clearly demonstrated curiosity, and faith that the world holds surprises for those who take an honest look. While that can certainly be said about the world, it's even more true about your inner self. Now whether that is scary, insightful or encouraging depends entirely on how far you have made it on your personal growth journey. Life is made of many exams, most of which will present themselves to you more than once. Betrayal, joy, illness, adventure, treason, cooperation, purpose, loneliness, warmth, loyalty... Indeed, just like stories old and new, life has recurring themes when testing humans. The important part is not whether or not you pass each test, but that you show up, acknowledge your score and ponder how it can inform who you should become. From there, everything is there inside of you to help you find your own way. Who knows, the underlying meaning of The Messenger's story might even hit you eventually. But for now, let's get back to your adventure. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | An admin with 10 karma. |
| -Unowninator- 02/27/23 12:44:03 AM #358 | How did this topic become about Star Trek? --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | don't open it! |
| -Unowninator- 02/25/23 7:15:37 PM #6 | boxoto posted... an immortal, murderous snail might be inside A snail?! WALK FOR YOUR LIVES! --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | What's your favorite username here? |
| -Unowninator- 02/24/23 4:48:51 PM #65 | CartmanMustDie --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | What can be done to increase pit bull attacks? |
| -Unowninator- 02/24/23 4:16:44 PM #18 | alfred_ashford posted... Im sorry but you want to INCREASE the attacks? I hope that is a typo. It's not. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80359394 --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Sneakysnake is SUSPENDED |
| -Unowninator- 02/24/23 12:24:47 AM #10 | I didn't think mods could worsen already moderated posts. Then again, maybe it was self-deleted. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | An admin with 10 karma. |
| -Unowninator- 02/23/23 5:15:28 PM #308 | Huh, DToast deleted his old post and replaced it. Anyone remember what it originally said or what changed? --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | black elementary school students sent racist cards from classmates |
| -Unowninator- 02/23/23 12:41:22 PM #3 | I hate humanity. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | An admin with 10 karma. |
| -Unowninator- 02/23/23 12:34:06 PM #304 | Could this be my first 500 topic on CE? --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | An admin with 10 karma. |
| -Unowninator- 02/21/23 3:32:40 PM #1 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.11.user=DToast --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | You'll agree with Donald Trump on dis |
| -Unowninator- 02/21/23 1:03:02 PM #8 | I agree with him except the MAGA part. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Shut the fuck up. |
| -Unowninator- 02/20/23 4:45:09 PM #19 | WilliamPorygon posted...
Thanks. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Shut the fuck up. |
| -Unowninator- 02/20/23 1:29:21 PM #8 | How did you make blank posts? --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Cookies = serious business. Woman waves handgun at cashiers over free cookie. |
| -Unowninator- 02/19/23 2:48:39 PM #3 | I hate humans lately. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Games where falling off a cliff isn't an instant death |
| -Unowninator- 02/17/23 1:08:51 PM #28 | Pokemon Scarlett & Violett --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Public PSA Announcement (Metroid Prime Remake) |
| -Unowninator- 02/16/23 2:14:09 PM #7 | I'm not even sure what TC is trying to show us. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | If Mahomes intercepts a pass ill give everyone who posts here $50 |
| -Unowninator- 02/12/23 7:28:10 PM #79 | Okay --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | "Do Not Sell My Information" - is this link new? |
| -Unowninator- 02/12/23 1:14:17 PM #6 | *clicks it* lol it wants my information --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | $1,000,000, but you can never buy or be given alcohol again. |
| -Unowninator- 02/11/23 1:57:48 PM #61 | rexcrk posted...
This, but 29 --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | I think I have an ear infection, or something. |
| -Unowninator- 02/10/23 10:54:30 PM #8 | Tyranthraxus posted... Seriously though I'd go to urgent care if it's open. I tried ignoring an ear infection once and it quickly became excruciatingly painful. This. I've had multiple ear infections, mostly from being underwater for long periods of time. The ear drops really helped. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Dat topic got locked |
| -Unowninator- 02/07/23 2:54:13 PM #7 | AldousIsDead posted... What topic? --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Shut the fuck up |
| -Unowninator- 02/07/23 12:13:59 AM #39 | https://youtu.be/OjRxVxquOrY?t=128 --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | What are the worst shows you've ever seen? |
| -Unowninator- 02/06/23 11:29:28 PM #23 | WilliamPorygon posted... Allen Gregory --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | First TV show that comes to mind when you hear Adult Swim |
| -Unowninator- 02/06/23 11:01:53 PM #65 | Robot Chicken --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Will you boycott 'The Super Mario Bros. Movie' because of Chris Pratt |
| -Unowninator- 02/06/23 3:35:10 PM #8 | I'm just not interested in general. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | ancient ancestor to the man eating bug discovered. |
| -Unowninator- 01/31/23 1:43:44 PM #4 | Unsuprised_Pika posted... Paradox Kabuto lol --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | J.K. Simmons Appreciation Thread |
| -Unowninator- 01/30/23 8:14:05 PM #18 | Questionmarktarius posted...
What are you talking about? --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | J.K. Simmons Appreciation Thread |
| -Unowninator- 01/30/23 7:56:35 PM #10 | LightningAce11 posted... Cave Johnson! https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/9/97/Cave_Johnson_fifties_into_middle_of_test01.wav --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | This is a topic about nothing. |
| -Unowninator- 01/30/23 5:14:51 PM #15 | https://youtu.be/MND9dznmtWk --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | How many of your friends are now dead? |
| -Unowninator- 01/29/23 2:13:07 PM #26 | Only my dogs. :( --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Trump is leaving truth social lmao |
| -Unowninator- 01/29/23 12:10:09 PM #18 | Bibimbap posted... Facebook reinstated Trump's account. Oh for god's sake! Why?! --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Adult Swim has ended its association with Justin Roiland |
| -Unowninator- 01/28/23 6:16:15 PM #228 | Destroyer53 posted...
Not sure if you're quoting Morty or not, but Rick was "indeed in deep pain." --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Would you rather cuddle with your dog or cat |
| -Unowninator- 01/26/23 9:57:21 PM #6 | I used to love cuddling with my dog. Too bad I can't anymore. :'{ Anyway, although I don't have one, cats tend to leave fur everywhere, so I'm going with dog. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Treasonous traitor faces life in prison "for sitting in a chair" |
| -Unowninator- 01/26/23 12:22:40 PM #18 | I wasn't expecting to say this before clicking the topic, but --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | How can you tell if someone's a pit bull owner? |
| -Unowninator- 01/26/23 12:11:27 PM #58 | gunplagirl posted... lorddrakath1522 posted... By a long shot. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Trump is leaving truth social lmao |
| -Unowninator- 01/25/23 10:29:13 PM #10 | Huh, any ideas why? --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | People are really selling and buying water from Splash Mountain |
| -Unowninator- 01/25/23 12:40:00 PM #10 | I'm not sure what's more ridiculous, buying this (regardless if it's legit) or buying some girl's bathwater. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | How can you tell if someone's a pit bull owner? |
| -Unowninator- 01/25/23 12:27:10 PM #43 | lorddrakath1522 posted...
Indeed. It's horrible and unforgivable. I fucking hate the pitbull stereotype. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | You walk outside and see THIS |
| -Unowninator- 01/25/23 12:21:21 PM #7 | Looks like a dead barnacle from Half-Life that shriveled up. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | For those that don't, why don't you have kids yet? |
| -Unowninator- 01/24/23 5:48:04 PM #46 | Personally I'd rather die than be a father. It sounds like a living hell. It's one of the reasons I refuse to have sex. But that's just my opinion. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Adult Swim has ended its association with Justin Roiland |
| -Unowninator- 01/24/23 5:44:19 PM #38 | UnfairRepresent posted...
Oh god... Well, thanks for the answer. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Adult Swim has ended its association with Justin Roiland |
| -Unowninator- 01/24/23 5:31:23 PM #22 | Whoa, WTF happened? --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | Another mass shooting. |
| -Unowninator- 01/23/23 9:45:54 PM #2 | Welcome to America, where guns are more important than lives. *sigh* --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | How can you tell if someone's a pit bull owner? |
| -Unowninator- 01/23/23 7:27:48 PM #12 | Hornezz posted... Ban Poundgarden, not the breed. - SBAllen (2023) Heh, good one. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
| Topic | How can you tell if someone's a pit bull owner? |
| -Unowninator- 01/23/23 7:04:07 PM #4 | Good for the car owner. --- Not changing this signature until I think of a better one. Stated 8/26/2021 Join the unknown: http://goo.gl/S75cmn |
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