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TopicThe actors playing mother and son in Dune are only 13 years different in age
kriztov1
10/25/21 3:46:32 PM
#5
Angela Landsbury was younger than Frank Sinatra when she played his mother. Of course, Angela has looked to be about 60 since 1948.

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TopicHave you had a retrograde ejaculation before?
kriztov1
10/22/21 10:01:57 PM
#3
Is this about butt stuff?

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TopicIs KFC ok to have while on a diet?
kriztov1
10/19/21 2:55:11 AM
#7
Sure, white meat with no skin. Yum.

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TopicWho is the BEST Bond Girl?
kriztov1
10/14/21 5:07:13 PM
#30
Agent XXX. Barbara Bach for the win.

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TopicThoughts on the movie Thirteen Ghosts? *spoilers*
kriztov1
10/11/21 9:41:06 PM
#12
Silly and fun.

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TopicIs a dress shirt + beige dockers too tacky for a wedding?
kriztov1
10/10/21 8:42:23 PM
#28
You should have a good sports coat or blazer in your closet. If not, you should do something about that.

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TopicWhy aren't you cuddling with someone tonight CE?
kriztov1
10/03/21 9:18:44 PM
#9
Like Cole Porter said, it's too darn hot.

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TopicI hate you.
kriztov1
09/27/21 11:24:21 PM
#18
Xethuminra posted...
Oh snap....

CE deeeeebates when we shouldnt, and we joke when we cant.
What would you do if there were a pit bull in your pants??

used to that? ._.
A pit bull in my pants... Is this one of those young person things that I'm too old to know about? Is this what the kids are doing these days?

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TopicI hate you.
kriztov1
09/27/21 10:50:04 PM
#16
I'm used to it. (Flips hair)

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TopicName a funnier person alive den Conan O'Brien
kriztov1
09/23/21 1:10:03 AM
#18
Flula Borg.

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TopicCould you have sex in front of an audience?
kriztov1
09/18/21 7:22:24 PM
#30
I have. I'm glad I had my wild youth while I was still young and now I can be boring and middle aged in peace.

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TopicMore hot guys should wear swimwear like this.
kriztov1
09/15/21 1:30:48 PM
#3
I'll pass, thanks.

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TopicWhat's da scariest book you've read?
kriztov1
09/13/21 12:15:41 PM
#26
The Hot Zone. Crazy and amazing.

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TopicNFL Redzone is mankind's greatest invention since sliced bread
kriztov1
09/12/21 1:31:20 PM
#7
It really is the best. I no longer have any kind of attention span and I love it!

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Topic15 y/o Kid will NOT be Arrested for Blowing his Abusive Dad's BRAINS OUT!!
kriztov1
09/09/21 10:41:28 PM
#23
That poor kid.

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TopicWho is your favorite pornstar?
kriztov1
09/09/21 3:27:26 PM
#34
HagenEx posted...
He's like 70 years old nowadays I think. Hell, he even looked old back in the 90s and early 2000s.

Legendary spunker tbh.
You should have seen him when he did gay porn under the name Matt Ramsey back in the 80s.

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TopicDo actors give a damn? will can Robert Downey make DC universe movie?
kriztov1
09/09/21 12:51:46 PM
#16
lolife67 posted...
That used to be the norm back in the day, actually.
Yes, and I don't think anybody is hoping for a return of the studio system.

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TopicWho is your favorite pornstar?
kriztov1
09/09/21 12:50:34 PM
#10
Nina Hartley is a porn legend and a hell of a nice lady.

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TopicDo actors give a damn? will can Robert Downey make DC universe movie?
kriztov1
09/09/21 12:48:12 PM
#13
Why would an actor have to swear fealty to a movie studio?

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TopicWhat's the absolute worst cover song?
kriztov1
09/06/21 2:30:35 PM
#85
The worst, by far, by a country mile, is "Funkytown" by Pseudo Echo. No link. If you want to look it up you're responsible for your own decisions.

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TopicThe cover of Lil Nas X's debut album.
kriztov1
09/01/21 1:26:42 PM
#24
He is what we in the scientific community refer to as "a hot piece of ass". I actually like his music too, so win/win!

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TopicHubby started running fever. I have the paste.
kriztov1
09/01/21 1:24:24 PM
#4
Jesus wept.

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TopicWtf I didnt know Coming to America had a random nudie scene
kriztov1
08/31/21 6:48:11 PM
#12
ScazarMeltex posted...
80s movies were full of weird unnecessary nudity.
It used to put butts in theaters. There's no point to extra nudity in movies anymore.

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TopicWould you consider relocating to San Diego, California?
kriztov1
08/30/21 11:24:39 PM
#25
I mean, it's nice...

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TopicWere you raised in a religious household?
kriztov1
08/30/21 2:17:45 PM
#11
Went to church, the whole bit. It didn't take.

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Topicname ONE PERSON whose been cancelled that we want back.
kriztov1
08/29/21 10:16:52 PM
#4
Al Franken.

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TopicCalifornia has east coast energy
kriztov1
08/24/21 5:21:46 PM
#14
SiO4 posted...
East Coast is more real.
West Coast is more Commercial.

Having a Winter really does bring one down to Earth.
Shoveling snow builds character? I'll pass on that, thanks!

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Topicwould you ever date an athiest?
kriztov1
08/24/21 4:42:13 PM
#23
I'm currently engaged to one.

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Topic"Reasons" why Reddit users won't have children.
kriztov1
08/22/21 7:30:17 PM
#27
Having children seems to be very popular but I don't fucking get it at all. No thanks!

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TopicWhat movie do you think you've seen more than any other?
kriztov1
08/21/21 5:36:21 PM
#17
Hairspray , Clueless or The Exorcist. All more or less the same movie, just girls trying to have fun.

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TopicThis guy has one leg* and is this fit. What is our excuse?
kriztov1
08/21/21 11:57:25 AM
#25
Because I'm damn near 50 and I did the whole "look at me, I have no shirt" thing about 15 years ago and now I get to be a middle aged man in peace.

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Topic$100,000, but you're banned from GameFAQs.
kriztov1
08/20/21 5:11:23 PM
#44
Gimme my goddamn money.

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TopicDo you think you'll ever get married? (obviously for the single CEmen)
kriztov1
08/18/21 11:25:58 PM
#21
I'm engaged to be married. Of course, we're both dudes.

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TopicI have $750. Tell me how to live.
kriztov1
08/18/21 9:01:34 PM
#22
Live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse. Or get one of those water foot massagers! That's definitely worth living for.

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TopicDid you dudes go to your high school reunion or prom?
kriztov1
08/16/21 3:48:29 PM
#30
I went to my reunion primarily because I looked good and felt like showing off. I had more fun than I expected.

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TopicWhy haven't we gotten a superhero RPG yet?
kriztov1
08/16/21 1:27:34 PM
#9
Kajagogo posted...
So....City of Heroes?
Bring back City of Heroes! Best character design builder ever. Fun too.

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TopicHave you ever heard of Jody Watley
kriztov1
08/12/21 3:17:25 PM
#7
Yes. For the record, she coined "hasta la vista, baby".

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TopicWhat's the funniest thing you've read in a book?
kriztov1
08/12/21 12:09:23 PM
#20
Carrie Fisher in Surrender the Pink, talking about "accidentally" having sex with her ex-husband. "I was hysterical. He slapped me in the vagina with his penis to calm me down." It was a pretty good book.

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TopicRemember these losers?
kriztov1
08/10/21 1:38:57 PM
#15
One_Day_Remains posted...
So who are they
They are a John Waters movie just waiting to happen.

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