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I ain't much for texting anyway.

Spidey5 posted...

I'd be the guy who just has 6 Drifloons floating around the house. Just casually bumping into things.

Put it all on ghost balloons famous for silently abducting children? Do we need to search your basement?

Gobstoppers12 posted...

No. That guy who died because he shot himself up in some homemade rocket in order to see for himself that the earth is definitely flat literally killed himself for no reason.

Should it really kount as "dying for your belief" if you're neither intending nor expecting to die?

Will_VIIII posted...

It's also a waste of resources in the case of antivaxxers

But most antivax are not willing to die for it. Hence said wasted resources as they lay in a hospital bad tweeting "pray for me"

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Autocraticus posted...

#8. So can I just stick a fleshlight in there?

That... That's definitely an idea...

Which one's got more money?

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But... you're not supposed to fuck pokemon...

Damn right, Pokemon Trainer Malva

I like it, but it's not exactly a turn on in and of itself.

THE FUCK
how?

She kould be the hottest woman on earth. Regardless of how badly I'd like to fuck her, I absolutely refuse to bring a life into this world.

Fetishists. Largely furries.

SSJPurple posted...

I want to know the whole story.

Teachers/admins can sometimes be the biggest bullies at school. I dealt with it personally growing up.

Not saying that justifies beating people up but Im not losing any sleep over a**holes getting what they deserve.

Lemme hear the whole story.

Kids were riding bikes and ATVs in the school parking lot and koach was telling them that's not allowed.

Do mobile phone games kount?
Playing Idle Slayer. The player characters are just kosmetic blank slates, but I'm using this ninja-looking chick Minita. Pretty konfident she'd be hot IRL, but more importantly, SHE HAS OVER 100 NONILLION BUCKS! Fucking loaded beyond imagination. A million dollar gift is hardly a drop in her swimming pool of money, so this encounter kould be life-changing. No idea what she'd see in my broke ass, but I hope I kan make this work.

(Million < Billion < Trillion < Quadrillion < Quintillion < Sextillion < Septillion < Octillion < Nonillion)

Heartomaton posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/2/AAcI8BAAC7Pe.jpg

xD

The fuck is that Whoville ass hair?

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Solution_45 posted...

5

also where oics

Not looking very likely, since they turned off my internet at home last night.

Hump

What saddens me is he's only the victim because he didn't fight back at all. If he'd've gotten a good dropkick in at any point, he'd be the bad guy no questions asked.

I don't kare for fake holidays that don't actually warrant days off work. Except Halloween, to an extent.

Is this acceptable, @segasaturn ?

Went with 7. Least favorite of the positive options, but holy hell, at least it's still a positive.

I definitely had brown in mind. I think I've seen purple before, though...

Waluigi >>>>> Daisy

Not interested in any televised sportsball.

Found Choco
https://youtu.be/-8XDNfAzR-A?t=11

SauI_Goodman posted...

I git succubus. Does that mean we do it and then she kills me? If thats the case id rather have the pale white goth gf.

I kould tell you, but doesn't the mystery make it hotter?

Heartomaton posted...

Lucky number seven let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooI'mliterallygoingtobesexedtodeath.

FortuneCookie posted...

Harem of all of the above

Noice!

As my first number guess topic, I chose the obvious 7 as the jackpot. Results may vary, if there's a next time.

Teh_Dr_Phil posted...

But where is the big tiddy goth gf

I never specified the body type of the goth gf. The only definite is that she is pale.

Vaguely remember a Turbam topic in which it was pointed out that an in-game uniform Bea is wearing matches IRL Japanese kollege uniforms, meaning Bea would kanonically not be a minor.

I did not have the mind to sneak into movies period. Don't even think it was possible with the layout.

segasaturn posted...

Well if you insist. Those topics become highly pornographic really quickly and like 90% of the Pokemon trainers are minors. These topics should not be allowed on GameFAQs.

Why would it matter that 90% of trainers are minors if none of the topics are about said 90%?

If you entered this topic without picking a door first, you get undead yandere Donald Trump. He's not as rich as you'd think, but he still has konnections and post-presidency protection, so you'll never escape him. He also regenerates from death.

I need Maximalism money, first.

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Terra

SydneySweenHero posted...

I vote Flannery

I second this.

inb4She's11

Damn. For some reason, I want areas of my house that only make sense with video game abilities.

SydneySweenHero posted...

Apparently it's actually a glass floor

Mind fuckery works too. Pretty anti-dress, but who'm I kidding. I kould have an epic party mansion and my reclusive ass still ain't inviting anyone over.

Don't remember the fist time I stumbled into Gamefaqs, but I signed up for the message boards the day I saw the Smash Bros Brawl trailer. Man, Retro Angel Boy reimagined, gliding around and krossing blades with mother fucking Meta Knight, then Samus shows up with a huge ass laser beam, drops the armor, n kracks a whip, and then my all time favorite fatass rolls up on a fucking motorbike and destroys the mood, AND THEN HolyShitSolidSnakeWhatTheFuck. It was the hypest thing my teenage mind had ever experienced. I had to talk about it somewhere.

LOL

segasaturn posted...

Those topics are so fucked up.

How so?

Batman > Spider Man >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Superman

I love the bat-family, though I kinda prefer Bruce in the kontext of the Justice League/shared DC media, whereas Spidey is perfectly fine sticking to actual Spider Man stuff while leaving out all the other Marvel stuff.

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I don't think the lube and kucumber were for eating...

Bowser
Terra