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| Topic | Santa Claus is a fraud, and I shall prove it.. |
| Mike_Stanton 12/24/21 1:07:39 PM #3 | Fade2black001 posted... oooh look at this edgelord lol --- RIP Butters_1188 2005-2009 Prove me wrong |
| Topic | Santa Claus is a fraud, and I shall prove it.. |
| Mike_Stanton 12/24/21 12:59:47 PM #1 | So you all know all the rumors about the jolly old elf that flies from rooftop to rooftop on Christmas Eve, but I am here to tell you that his powers have been greatly exaggerated. First, I want to point out the fraud of his supposed toy manufacturing business. Supposedly he has a big toy factory in the North Pole in which his elf slaves work tirelessly all year around. This is not only impossible, but is also easily debunked. Notice how whenever you open your presents there's still a brand name on it, and in some cases it may even say "Made In China," which is interesting considering it was supposedly made at the north pole. For this reason I can only conclude that Santa and his midget slaves are actually shoplifters who acquire the toys by breaking into stores and then breaking into people's houses to deliver them. These acts are clearly criminal and should not be tolerated. If the authorities see the slay of the criminal known as Santa Claus they should shoot it down immediately. --- RIP Butters_1188 2005-2009 Prove me wrong |
| Topic | "It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!" makes no sense... |
| Mike_Stanton 12/01/21 5:17:51 PM #57 | Squall28 posted... I don't think that's true. Lower ground means you have to work against gravity with upswings while high ground let's you slash down.The upper body is easier to block than your lower body when you have the lower ground. New meme made by me (Butters)... https://imgflip.com/i/5w9px2 --- RIP Butters_1188 2005-2009 Prove me wrong |
| Topic | "It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!" makes no sense... |
| Mike_Stanton 12/01/21 2:37:59 PM #9 | DeadBankerDream posted... I tried looking up professional opinions on this and i only got Fortnite results.Anakin could have used the force to hurl gobs of lava at Obi-Wan. Or thrown his saber like he did in ROTJ when Luke had the high ground. Or slowly crept up the hill before attacking Obi-Wan's legs. It would take too long to count the ways that Anakin could have used his position to his advantage. --- RIP Butters_1188 2005-2009 Prove me wrong |
| Topic | "It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!" makes no sense... |
| Mike_Stanton 12/01/21 2:34:54 PM #6 | DarthAragorn posted... It's not that high ground specifically is what gave Obi-Wan the advantageThat's the thing, Obi-Wan had the low ground in TPM, but was able to win despite dangling from the conveniently placed thing he latched onto. Yet somehow when he has the high ground his opponent is the one who is screwed somehow. And in all seriousness, wouldn't that make Obi-Wan a pretty OP character in an RPG if he gets a stat boost with both the high AND the low ground? --- RIP Butters_1188 2005-2009 Prove me wrong |
| Topic | "It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!" makes no sense... |
| Mike_Stanton 12/01/21 2:27:47 PM #1 | Having the high ground in a one-on-one melee fight is actually a disadvantage as it exposes your legs to your opponent (which are more difficult to block), while also making your opponent unreachable to attack. In other words, the high ground gives you a disadvantage both offensively and defensively in a sword fight. Obi-Wan's position was far from being a guaranteed victory, and there were about a million and one other ways Anakin could have countered that didn't involve jumping right in front of Obi's lightsaber and being easily cut to pieces. --- RIP Butters_1188 2005-2009 Prove me wrong |
| Topic | CE what is the greatest RPG of all time |
| Mike_Stanton 11/23/21 6:27:03 PM #13 | Rain_Dust posted... wtffffff CHRONO TRIGGER. Hands down. wtf people --- RIP Butters_1188 2005-2009 Prove me wrong |
| Topic | Most overused excuses for losing at online games? |
| Mike_Stanton 11/23/21 8:50:31 AM #1 | "But using that strategy is so cheap!" To some people, having any strategy at all other than mashing buttons randomly is too cheap. It's like their way of saying that they're somehow still the better player for nobly refraining from using those cheap dirty things called "strategies." Either find a way to counter the tactics your opponent is using, or just stop playing, but don't make excuses. "You're lucky I ran out of ammo/health packs/grenades/charges/whatever." No, you're lucky you even had ANY of those things to begin with. Or did you want to be able to spam your favorite weapon/item/ability/whatever as many times as you wanted? I'm sure CE can think of plenty more overused excuses by online gamers. --- RIP Butters_1188 2005-2009 Prove me wrong |
| Topic | Jim Ross has skin cancer |
| Mike_Stanton 10/23/21 5:48:28 PM #12 | By Gawd almighty they've killed him! --- RIP Butters_1188 2005-2009 Prove me wrong |
| Topic | yo when iz nu metal making a comeback srs? |
| Mike_Stanton 10/23/21 5:16:04 PM #3 | TheVipaGTS posted... the genre is better off dead.Like Chester Bennington mirite? xfd --- RIP Butters_1188 2005-2009 Prove me wrong |
| Topic | yo when iz nu metal making a comeback srs? |
| Mike_Stanton 10/23/21 5:13:02 PM #1 | I wanna see vocalists with spikey hair doing that whisper rapping followed by a SCREAM like "OH WAH AH AH AH...UGH UGH! UGH UGH! Let the bodies hit the floor... Let the bodies hit the...(high hat) (high hat) ...FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR! (teradactyl scream) It's just one of those days...I bet you don't know I pack a motha fuckin' chainsaw... --- RIP Butters_1188 2005-2009 Prove me wrong |
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