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TopicTheRadiant is BANNED?
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 11:58:00 PM
#25
What the actual fuck?

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TopicKaraoke song suggestions?
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 11:56:21 PM
#8
Also, in my experience if it is a more country-ish bar, Folsom Prison Blues kills if it if you've got the voice for it

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TopicKaraoke song suggestions?
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 11:38:35 PM
#4
In my area: Anything that's not country would be something that'd be a relief to hear.

My buddy and I used to always do Under Pressure as a duo, me being Bowie

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TopicThe perfect girl but this is the passenger seat of her car
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 11:20:16 PM
#2
.........scusi?

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TopicI had sex with a guy I met on Tinder - he pooed himself and it smelt so bad
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 10:53:42 PM
#10
Itachi157 posted...
Eating ass is apparently something people do now so it doesn't surprise me if she didn't care too much and wanted a second date
What a phenomenally stupid post

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TopicWhen people say they can't get the vaccine for "Religious reasons"
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 9:19:28 PM
#6
DepreceV2 posted...
So is there any actual reasons within Religion for this or is it all just bullshit?
There are not. Maybe rastafarians or something. But otherwise nah.

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TopicTexas really going all out with fascism lately, now launching book inquisition
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 8:26:25 PM
#21
Who posted

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Topic$1000 but clothing ceases to exist
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 7:56:18 PM
#6
Oh youre back off suspension again

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TopicAnd after alllllll, you're my wonderwalllllllll
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 5:49:06 PM
#2
It is a good song, I think it's more that it's so cliched and overplayed lol

But anyways,

Here's Wonderwall

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TopicCould a 6'0 girl beat up a 5'6 man
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 5:47:08 PM
#35
It's not the same hypothetical, but this reminds me of when CE was convinced any normal dude could beat up Rousey because "all men are naturally stronger even if they aren't fighters"

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TopicI eat parmesan cheese right out of the container.
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 5:44:45 PM
#3
Well yeah that makes s-

Lairen posted...
Grated. The powdery shit.
:l

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TopicIts bullshit that credit card companies wont give me a credit card!
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 5:27:19 PM
#11
Duncanwii posted...
You arent supposed to agree with me :(

Come on man be cool.
You typically need, you know, a job and income, to have a credit card

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Topicduncanwii's g/fs birthday was yesterday
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 5:23:04 PM
#12
Duncanwii posted...
No a regular necklace.

What kind of person do you think I am?
Not a person engaging sexually with his girlfriend clearly lol

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TopicWhere do the words Misandry, Misogyny, and Misanthropy come from?
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 5:21:54 PM
#3
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/#Ancient_Greek

Okay well gamefaqs can't handle that link, but Misos = hate

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TopicThe Rocky Horror Picture Show is the most forward thinking movie
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 5:12:01 PM
#2
Even for a small cult movie it's baffling to me that it was able to be made when it was. Fantastic.

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TopicAre you SURE that lightguns don't work on an lcd tv?
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 5:11:12 PM
#4
Apparently some company named Sinden makes lcd compatible ones

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Topicwhy the fuck do people prefer iphone to android?
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 5:10:15 PM
#14
KateOnTop posted...
i want to be able to listen to videos at the gym

i often text 20+ girls a day, need to keep that on track

i often send girls the same/similar texts

i like to be specific
Shut the fuck up Scofield

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TopicTexas really going all out with fascism lately, now launching book inquisition
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 5:09:24 PM
#19
https://twitter.com/deonteleologist/status/1453828410799648768?s=20

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TopicBought $100 worth of shib coins
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 4:40:45 PM
#6
Buying high is always a great strategy

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TopicI'm confused
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 4:40:18 PM
#2
Someone else who browses reddit already beat you to this topic this morning

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TopicI saw Jimmy Neutron The Complete Series at WalMart but its not on their website.
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 4:34:42 PM
#6
Duncanwii posted...
Hello? Does anyone care?
Absolutely not, as you should have known before making this.

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TopicJames Bond
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 4:34:05 PM
#4
Haven't seen NTTD yet but Casino Royale is a perfect Bond film

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Topic"Looking for the Jim to my Pam" dating profiles
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 4:32:39 PM
#10
On a related note, I swear 60% of the women on Hinge have either "Controversial opinion: The Office is better than Friends" or the opposite as their top prompt e_e

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TopicWoW Classic Classic launches November 16th
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 4:24:51 PM
#8
Captain_Qwark posted...
Hasn't classic wow been a thing for a while now?

I feel like I've been hearing about it forever? Didn't some guy get famous for being the first to hit 60 on classic?
It's moved into the first expansion now, so this is for people who want to stay with just the vanilla thing

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TopicWoW Classic Classic launches November 16th
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 4:17:42 PM
#3
lmao I was like what the fuck. Makes sense I guess, keeping multiple "games" with different endpoints for the classic people

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TopicA friendly flowchart about defending Nazis
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 4:14:18 PM
#7
Republicans: Instructions unclear, defended Nazis

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Topicthey didn't explain the force shields all that well in Dune
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 4:09:58 PM
#3
Gurney did, and not everything needs explicit explanation

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TopicMTG invites you to a very special wedding (Crimson Vow spoilers)
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 4:06:40 PM
#16
I mean we have the 1BB tutor that loses 3 life and it never, ever sees play in Historic. Nor did it when it was in Standard.

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TopicCarnists: "Meat tastes good."
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 3:13:26 PM
#42
Gobstoppers12 posted...
It's a term invented by social psychologist and author Melanie Joy in 2001, and popularized by her book Why We Love Dogs, Eat Pigs, and Wear Cows (2009)

So basically it means nothing. It's a buzzword.
I'm so glad you can use wikipedia!

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TopicCarnists: "Meat tastes good."
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 3:10:47 PM
#40
Tappor posted...
ITT humans are carnivores
Carnist doesn't mean carnivore

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TopicFor all intensive purposes, it really is a doggy dog world
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 3:08:21 PM
#6
New eggcorn dropped this week:

https://twitter.com/transscribe/status/1453403624315531275?s=20

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TopicMTG invites you to a very special wedding (Crimson Vow spoilers)
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 2:56:51 PM
#5
Sorin seems like crap but he's a qt.

Nothing that's really drawn my eye so far but the aesthetic are cool. The frog legend looks like a potentially fun commander for historic brawl

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TopicI asked my coworker if he can come in 2 hours early, he said yes
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 2:53:30 PM
#20
Alteres posted...
Guys got game

SSJKirby posted...
That guy is my hero


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TopicThis truck is sending, um...mixed signals
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 2:35:48 PM
#4
Don't dead open inside

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TopicChoose a game for me to buy
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 2:32:11 PM
#3
RE8 for sure

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Topic"Looking for the Jim to my Pam" dating profiles
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 2:31:16 PM
#6
Michael and Holly or Phyllis and Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration are the real OTPs

CyricZ posted...
As someone who realized far too late that he was the Jim to someone's Pam, it's not worth the pain.
It was Mox wasn't it

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TopicI can't even begin to process what this country will be like by 2050.
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 2:30:17 PM
#5
Vicious_Dios posted...
The children of those who are always offended by words in today's climate will collapse if anyone even looks at them with inadvertent grimace from a digital photo they stumbled online.
You're referring to Republicans who have nightmares because they had to read a scary book in high school right?

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TopicCarnists: "Meat tastes good."
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 2:28:48 PM
#15
DeadBankerDream posted...
Also, this carnist thing is the equivalence of young earth creationists calling non-YECs "evolutionists".
It's a 20 year old term and describes a specific attitude toward animal usage. It's accurate. Get over it lol.

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TopicJoe Rogan doesn't want there to be paternity leave
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 2:27:06 PM
#10
Lorthremar posted...
joe rogan is just oprah for white nationalists
lmao

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TopicJoe Rogan doesn't want there to be paternity leave
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 1:53:35 PM
#2
Joe Rogan is a pea-brained chud

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TopicEveryone has a hard on for Dune.
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 1:43:01 PM
#57
DeadBankerDream posted...
Stop responding to Xe. Half the topics I follow already have invisible posts because of its incessive spam.
"Bombard every topic with countless posts of absolute dissociative nonsense" is such a great posting style though!

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TopicPETA asks MLB to change the name bullpen to arm barn.
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 1:39:40 PM
#2
Arm barn is hilarious. I'll cosign this just for that.

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TopicWhat the fuck is happening here
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 1:32:18 PM
#14
Stagmar posted...
Would this make sense if I followed your country's politics?
No

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TopicDisney NFTs announced (includes Star Wars and Pixar) with 3 free months Disney+!
Lorkhaj
10/28/21 1:03:48 PM
#20
Shut the fuck up SMAL

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