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TopicWpuld you marry a woman, who's perfect for you, but has $3 million in debt?
Dark_Koopatrol
02/17/22 1:42:19 PM
#7
ssj3vegeta posted...
Who voted yes
You
TopicCereal is a strange food if you think about it
Dark_Koopatrol
02/05/22 12:46:42 PM
#1
You're eating processed grains with cold milk poured over it
TopicGuy exposes a group of girls' body count
Dark_Koopatrol
02/02/22 5:21:25 PM
#125
What was the tweet?
Topic$1 million but you can only play 10 video games for the rest of your life
Dark_Koopatrol
01/29/22 1:28:04 AM
#1
Do you accept?


You can only replay your 10 favorite games over and over again. That's it...
TopicCount Chocula has marshmallows?
Dark_Koopatrol
01/28/22 1:06:40 PM
#4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/1/AAedfKAAB1qB.jpg
TopicUghWhoCares is SUSPENDED
Dark_Koopatrol
01/27/22 3:58:09 PM
#2
Ugh, who cares?
TopicGoat cheese smells like goat.
Dark_Koopatrol
01/25/22 8:23:17 PM
#1
Imagine yourself in a petting zoo or farm and you breathe into the air and it smells like goat. That's what goat cheese smells like.
TopicWhat do you and your S.O. have in common?
Dark_Koopatrol
01/24/22 11:03:05 PM
#1
I'm curious.
TopicMost American Chinese foods ever
Dark_Koopatrol
01/24/22 3:19:03 PM
#9
TheVipaGTS posted...
It is Chinese food. Stop being a snob. Reminds me of this video on YouTube where Asian people tried Panda Express for the first time. There was this younger guy who before even eating it was like ugh this is gross its not REAL Chinese food grossbut a group of older Chinese people were really open to it and were like yes its not what Im used to but I like it, its alright
I've watched that video and yes, I hated how that guy acted. So immature.
TopicMost American Chinese foods ever
Dark_Koopatrol
01/24/22 3:11:28 PM
#1
General Tso's chicken
Sweet and Sour Pork
Crab Rangoon
Egg Foo Young
Fried Wontons

Anything I missed? Every time I see people refer to those as "Chinese food", I'm like .

TopicThe word "fuck" is now illegal.
Dark_Koopatrol
01/23/22 2:21:07 PM
#31
Fuck
TopicYou are 10,000 days old at 27 yrs, 4 mo, and 18 days. Did you remember this day?
Dark_Koopatrol
01/23/22 2:14:28 PM
#1
Did you remember your 10,000th day on planet Earth?





I have the day marked on my calendar. Roughly 22 months to go!
TopicWhen you fireman's carry someone, is their head on your left or right shoulder?
Dark_Koopatrol
01/09/22 12:48:17 PM
#1
Left for me.

Ironically, for my brother, it's on his right.

I find it amusing how there's left/right dominance in the fireman's carry.
TopicWhy are "healthy breakfast ideas" even a thing?
Dark_Koopatrol
01/08/22 12:38:55 PM
#12
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I'd substitute the milk for unsweetened almond or soy milk.
TopicWhy are "healthy breakfast ideas" even a thing?
Dark_Koopatrol
01/08/22 12:36:48 PM
#8
QueenCarly posted...
How does that look like it took effort? They heated up some tortillas, cooked an egg and tossed beans, tomatoes and cheese on it.
Well, you gotta clean up afterwards too.
TopicWhy are "healthy breakfast ideas" even a thing?
Dark_Koopatrol
01/08/22 12:33:58 PM
#3
This is what I consider a healthy breakfast. Cheap and time-efficient. I ate this everyday for a while back in college.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/0/AAUGGfAACyP0.png
TopicWhy are "healthy breakfast ideas" even a thing?
Dark_Koopatrol
01/08/22 12:32:45 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/8/AAUGGfAACyPy.jpg

Looks like a lot of time and effort to make something that probably doesn't even taste good. Breakfast should be quick and simple. It's just a gimmick.
TopicAre you a chubby chaser?
Dark_Koopatrol
01/02/22 12:02:19 AM
#1
Do you like chubby women?


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/2/AAUGGfAACw8G.jpg

TopicWhen a celebrity dies at the start of the year
Dark_Koopatrol
01/01/22 10:50:34 AM
#1
"Damn, 2022's going to suck!"
"What a shitty start to the year!"
"Just like last year, when they died..."



Babies.
TopicAre you a son of a gun?
Dark_Koopatrol
12/31/21 8:46:02 PM
#3
I'm a gun of a son.
TopicWtf, the alphabet song is changing?
Dark_Koopatrol
12/28/21 4:29:36 PM
#37
This is how I learned the alphabet song (in Japan). It sounds better, tbh.

The "correct" way sounds wrong.
TopicPost video game tutorial music
Dark_Koopatrol
12/25/21 12:04:27 AM
#1
https://youtu.be/wdCbjTSQwn4
TopicHappy Holidays. First 15 people in this topic get Omori or Inscryption as a gift
Dark_Koopatrol
12/22/21 10:18:24 PM
#66
I read the title as "First 15 people get Omicron".
TopicA good goalie sucks at dodgeball.
Dark_Koopatrol
12/18/21 3:27:06 PM
#1
Shower thoughts.
TopicYour new job is watching paint dry.
Dark_Koopatrol
12/15/21 7:00:21 PM
#1
Would you take this job? See job description.


  • 5-year contract. No quitting until 5 years is up. No extension.
  • $165,000/year
  • 40 hours a week
  • 2 weeks vacation per year
Job description: You sit alone in an isolated room watching paint dry for 8 hours a day. So basically, you spend your entire shift staring at a wall. You're not allowed to go on your phone or access the internet during your shift. However, you are permitted to take two 15-minute breaks, as well as a 30-minute unpaid lunch break to do whatever you please.

No dozing off whatsoever!
TopicWhat's harder, finding a job or finding a girlfriend?
Dark_Koopatrol
12/09/21 11:18:33 AM
#5
Veggeta_MAX posted...
Jobs are easier IMO.
Finding a job you love, though?

Imagine being the chosen one out of 100 applicants and 10 interviewees. You have to get through multiple rounds of interviews. It's like winning the lottery.
TopicWhat's harder, finding a job or finding a girlfriend?
Dark_Koopatrol
12/09/21 11:13:12 AM
#1
What's harder?


Hmm...
TopicPost interview cringe
Dark_Koopatrol
12/07/21 7:08:28 PM
#1
Does anyone else cringe so hard at themselves after an interview?
TopicIWhy do people not brush their teeth before attending martial arts class?
Dark_Koopatrol
12/06/21 9:21:17 PM
#1
It should be a rule to have people brush their teeth before class. It's common courtesy. My brother is quitting jiu jitsu because people's breaths stink (one of his reasons).
TopicWhat a shocker, Georgia is blowing it to Alabama
Dark_Koopatrol
12/04/21 8:19:42 PM
#22
Bio1590 posted...
Nah I think they'll do

Bama
Michigan
Georgia
Cincinnati

Same matchups but remember they hate Cincinnati lol
I called this last week.


@DoctorPiranha3 lol
TopicWhy am I so attached to my ex gf?
Dark_Koopatrol
11/24/21 6:06:02 PM
#27
What's her name?
TopicAre there any racing games with hilarious AI like this one?
Dark_Koopatrol
11/21/21 7:10:02 PM
#1
TopicShortest you worked at a job and why?
Dark_Koopatrol
11/18/21 11:14:03 PM
#63
1 day. I lied about having a food-safe certificate.
Topic[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
Dark_Koopatrol
11/18/21 7:37:46 PM
#5
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Topic[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
Dark_Koopatrol
11/18/21 5:07:05 PM
#1
Who remembers [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]?
TopicWould you rather win $1 million now, or $1.1 million in 10 years?
Dark_Koopatrol
11/16/21 9:45:48 PM
#1
Poll.


Ey??
Topicit is what it is
Dark_Koopatrol
11/10/21 2:43:48 PM
#1
it is = it's

it's what it's

it is = 'tis

'tis what 'tis
TopicThat is a disgusting act by Randy Moss.
Dark_Koopatrol
11/08/21 2:39:01 PM
#1
And it's unfortunate that we have that on our air live. That is disgusting by Randy Moss.
TopicI'd buy some Dogecoin right now.
Dark_Koopatrol
11/06/21 3:19:33 PM
#11
DOGE and SHIB are both shitcoins with no future. You must be a whole nother level of stupid if you think they are decent long-term investments.

I'm just saying I think DOGE will go up sooner than later during this bull run since it hasn't moved up much compared to other altcoins. Buy now, but be prepared to sell if it reaches 40-50 cents so you can make a profit.
TopicI'd buy some Dogecoin right now.
Dark_Koopatrol
11/06/21 1:13:18 PM
#1
I have a feeling it's going to be a hot topic again real soon.
TopicThe perfect woman but she's bald
Dark_Koopatrol
11/01/21 4:32:07 PM
#1
Could you date her?


She'll refuse to wear a wig or hairpiece. Completely and permanently bald.

TopicWhy do people act like Florida is a scary place to live?
Dark_Koopatrol
10/31/21 4:34:39 PM
#25
megamanfreakXD posted...
It's scary because that place is run by idiots.

TopicStocks are for Boomers and Gen X's. Cryptocurrency is for Millennials and Zs.
Dark_Koopatrol
10/29/21 11:49:10 PM
#1
Accurate.
TopicShould a trans person be upfront about being trans before sleeping with someone?
Dark_Koopatrol
10/27/21 10:46:13 PM
#380
Why do topics like these always get so many posts? Do you have the same argument over and over? Just vote and click topic list...
TopicSilent protagonists are not characters.
Dark_Koopatrol
10/26/21 7:46:31 PM
#1
nt
TopicStocks or Crypto?
Dark_Koopatrol
10/25/21 10:02:08 PM
#1
Stocks or Crypto?


Stocks or Crypto?
Topic*Unpopular food opinions*
Dark_Koopatrol
10/24/21 9:29:32 PM
#57
Japanese curry is the best curry.
TopicPackage left the facility at 6PM today. Scheduled delivery is 8 PM tomorrow.
Dark_Koopatrol
10/22/21 12:13:42 AM
#1
Time it takes to destination: 34 hours on the ground

Does FedEx use planes? Otherwise, no chance it's going to deliver on time.
TopicHave you been exposed to COVID-19?
Dark_Koopatrol
10/19/21 2:52:46 PM
#1
Have you been exposed to COVID-19?


Well?
TopicDoes Bug Fables get any better?
Dark_Koopatrol
10/18/21 4:17:55 PM
#3
Yes. It becomes better.
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