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BlackMcCoy posted...

You roll with the group, you own what the group does.

User Since: Jun 2021
Karma: 83

Why are alts so terrible at hiding what they are?

Trumble posted...

Lmao I went back to the FF7 board a while back to see if he was still up to his shenanigans. Was actually kinda disappointed to hear he'd been banned, he was pretty harmless overall.

He has a new account, but I've only seen it a few times.

The correct answer is Chuckyhacks.

I felt like Discovery got a lot better halfway through the first season, once they went to the mirror universe. After that's it's remained an ok to pretty good show.

Picard season one made me very sad, but it wasn't awful. Not a fan of adding in lots of swearing to make it seem cool. Haven't watched any of S2 yet.

Lower Decks isn't my kind of show, but I hear it's amazing if you're into it.

Very excited for Strange New Worlds. Season 2 of discovery was mostly great, so giving them their own show should be awesome.

Stunk like they just shit themselves.

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Understandable. If I force myself to throw up right before a headache turns into a migraine, it has a... 75% chance or so of just completely getting rid of it.

I throw up incredibly violently, and always tear my throat. I get to puke blood for a while, then cough it up randomly for a few hours/days.

Turtlebread posted...

ey bosmang

Dawes and Ashford were the only two characters that didn't sound like idiots doing the accent.

I want to make two, very specific jokes. One is in incredibly poor taste and I'd rightfully eat a suspension for it, while the other is just dark, and I'd eat a suspension for it anyways.

Turtlebread posted...

unbelievable how hot drummer is

Too bad she fucking talks.

Heartomaton posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/0/9/AAcI8BAACwfd.jpg

How could you just dox Doom Art like that?

I enjoy people that are bending over backwards to wave away the danger of chocolate to dogs, and yet are completely ignoring the alcohol in the chocolate... which is even more poisonous to dogs.

I don't understand the aim here. Can they just not read, or are they trying to be contrarian? "Haha, I totally won the argument! A couple dogs might fucking die, but who gives a shit about them!?"

I just googled him(them?).

https://youtu.be/1ZjUiKeXeOc

Zikten posted...

They have been throwing up for hours.

Zikten posted...

Should the dogs go to an ER? I mentioned it myself, but they don't want to do it yet.

Straight up animal abuse.

My high school just... didn't have bullying. The three most popular kids were a skater/goth/punk guy, a 400+ pound guy with a face like a foot that had the quickest whit and a hilarious snappy comment for any situation, and a black gay guy who kissed everyone as he walked through the hallways.

Maybe it was because there were less than a thousand kids in the school, but there was never any bullying. It was also a very wealthy school, so maybe that had something to do with it?

MrDrMan posted...

bro literally nobody is paying attention to anything youre saying. Hang it up.

The contrarian troll says, while paying attention to every single thing I've posted.

I guess if you were intelligent, you wouldn't be losing arguments on the internet in your spare time.

"b-b-b-but my pitbull would never hurt anyone! The fact that this keeps happening can't possibly be the fault of the dogs!"

Oooooh. I get it. He's trolling guys. It's and UnfairRepresent clone. It literally all makes sense now.

Shablagoo posted...

Not very bright? Its MY analogy, you guys cant introduce elements to it and then say its bad because of the elements YOU introduced LMFAO

By god, that bulb isn't dim, it's straight up broken.

Houston posted...

I'm a little confused. Is Verizon charging you a monthly fee to use a phone and once it's paid off you don't have to pay a monthly fee anymore? What's exactly happening here?

He's trying to create an analogy as a "gotcha!" about landlords being bad, but he suffered a traumatic brain injury, and now he can't manage it.

Shablagoo posted...

You cant explain why you think its blatantly stupid or someone naysaying this analogy would have done so by now.

voldothegr8 posted...

They don't take the phone, just cutoff cellular service to it.

Not very bright, are you?

Ratchetrockon posted...

I hope he just saying this crap to draw more attention to his fights

That is almost certainly what he's doing. He's doing the Colby Covington approaching to trying to get popular. It isn't working for him either.

Ratchetrockon posted...

I hope his next opponent cause massive injury to him

Pretty good way to let everyone know you're a piece of shit, right there. Nice job.

Christ, I'd probably pay a few grand to beat the shit out of Andy Dick with no repercussions.

Shablagoo posted...

The sheriff would come and take the phone from you in this analogy.

Your analogy is piss poor. If you can't even come up with one that isn't blatantly stupid, why the fuck do you think anyone would listen to you cry about anything?

At least he'll be able to order that pizza now. Rest in Peace John Madden, you're an angel now.

voldothegr8 posted...

Correct, but shit happens on the road. If he had followed safety protocols when recognizing his brakes were falling to shit, nobody would have died.

Don't bother, that guy is too far gone. The driver could come out and admit he intentionally killed those people just for kicks, and that guy would still be deep throating him while choking out "company bad" from around the base.

I have the strangest attraction to Gwyneth Paltrow. For some reason I can't actually place, she is one of the hottest women alive to me. On the other hand, she believes in crazy shit, and more importantly platforms lunatics that do actual harm by promoting snake oil that will kill people just looking for hope.

I'd love to fuck her, but I'd probably smother her with a pillow if I did.

The two smartest guys I know both have PhDs. One of them is an Astrophysicist, and has the social skills of a piece of wet cardboard. Having a conversation with him is like one of the Greys escaped from Area 51, is trying to pose as a human, but suffered a severe head injury a few minutes before you showed up. And that's while talking to me, one of the few people he feels comfortable enough to try to open up to. He's worked with people for over half a decade, who have only communicated with him via E-mail. And he's likely more intelligent than every other person I've ever met, combined. Fucking homeschooling should be illegal.

The other is a Biochemical Engineer, with a PhD in Biology. He cannot function unless he's smoked weed. This guy would get so high that he could barely open his eyes, sit down at his laptop, and type out a 50 page essay in one sitting, and get straight A's. Second in our undergrad class. He had companies bidding on him coming out of graduate school, while showing up to the meetings clearly high, and obviously smelling like weed. He was smart enough that they didn't give a shit. Makes more a year than I do in five.

Fuckers.

You eating cheese right out the bag?

UnholyMudcrab posted...

Oh, he's gonna start calling me names now

You wish I'd do you the honor.

UnholyMudcrab posted...

Shut the fuck up

Hey, there's another one.

What he said is dumb, but as far as people saying he needs to move on and let it go, to be fair to him, every single interview anyone who had anything to do with GoT does, they get asked repeatedly about what they think about how the fans hated the last season.

If I were him, I'd probably be saying the ending was the greatest piece of filmmaking of all time, and that anyone who disagrees is a poster child for forced sterilization. Really steer into the dogshit.

2021 has been the worst year of my life. I am traumatized by it. To this day I still have people scolding me by how I handled it, that I should have handled it differently, that I should have controlled my stans, as if I had the capability to know what any of these people were even saying to strangers on Twitter while I was shitting blood for weeks on end.

What a fucking drama queen. Good riddance.

Unknown5uspect posted...

The scary part is that guy actually is a well known shitposter and troll who claims to be a cop.

Sorted that out for you.

pogo_rabid posted...

Nah. If an asshole gets something bad happen to him, a decent guy who may ahve gotten put away due to a "no tolerance policy" type law wouldn't happen.

In the unholy fuck are you trying to say here?

I really want to know what Disney storybook reality people who say "prison is about rehabilitation" live in.

It's not. It never will be. Rehabilitation comes from when they get released, and get told "See how much that fucking sucked? Don't be a piece of shit, or you're coming right back.".

Prison is about punishing people for their crimes, removing dangerous people from civilized society, and as an alternative to the old way of dealing with criminals. You know, hanging them for petty theft.

TheGoldenEel posted...

what does society gain by locking this guy up that long, other than satiating your bloodlust?

The most obvious societal gain will be being able to drive down the road with my loved ones, know that this colossal fuckup won't obliterate us all with a truck.

BlingBling22947 posted...

That these choices are mostly successful

Nothing that led you to being one of the lower tier shitposters on a dying message board can be called successful.

As long as you get a coconut gun that fires in spurts in the DK mode, I would be down with it.

Red Flag: People who claim to be adults and still type things like "tbh" in their troll topics on a message board of a dying videogame website.

"What should I make my gimmick... Got it! Pretend I have brain damage! That'll really get them!"

Doe posted...

Does SEAL actually do good for the world or is that more American propaganda and they just terrorize brown people for oil like the rest of the military

Couldn't even get a single response before the edgy kid slipped in.

How is that fat fuck not dead yet?

That's about what it should be. He shouldn't die in prison, but he killed a bunch of people by lying about his credentials and actively avoiding the available options to slow and stop the truck that he had.

Few decades seems right.

What you're worth isn't the same as what you make. I don't know how an adult could not know this, unless they live paycheck to paycheck, and what they are worth is actually what they make.

Shrezzers

Yeah, everyone would be lining up to be the fetish of obese, social rejects that don't know what soap is.

Get murdered by the Stasi, most likely.