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TopicWhat is the fucking point of the Roomba if it cannot operate independently?
Rapid99
12/10/21 11:01:51 AM
#21
Irony posted...

We're due for a roomba companion in Fallout.

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TopicWikipedia co-founder called FFXIV players paedos
Rapid99
12/10/21 10:59:03 AM
#68
I mean there's nothing weird about having a dwarf faction you can ma--

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Background_Guy posted...
Fair, next


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Topicjust donated to wikipedia again and holy shit
Rapid99
12/10/21 7:12:52 AM
#8
Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can include in their will!?

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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/10/21 5:00:56 AM
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TopicHow does one not want to burst into tears at the state of society?
Rapid99
12/09/21 7:32:41 PM
#36
"God/Higher power/[whatever you believe in], grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."


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TopicGameFAQs? More like LAMEFAQS!
Rapid99
12/09/21 2:54:16 PM
#8
Lamefaqs is the big ass overlay that now appears when you track a topic on mobile

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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/09/21 2:48:35 PM
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TopicRittenhouse goes on Crowder to assure his perpetual virginity. Cringe warning
Rapid99
12/09/21 12:07:30 PM
#34
lww99 posted...
The podcasts not actually caring what he has to say, they just know his name will bring views,(and views=money in their pockets)

I wonder if he'll ever realize that no one in the media, right wing or otherwise, actually gives a shit about him as a person, just as a headline.

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TopicI'm so sick of hearing about the metaverse.
Rapid99
12/09/21 11:55:52 AM
#13


Shout out to Palantir

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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/09/21 10:34:33 AM
#84
We can't expect bullets to do all the work.











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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/08/21 11:43:42 PM
#82
Reminder that if you tell Joshua Graham not to use guns, he just changes the way he holds his gun to make a unique and unobtainable weapon called Joshua's Pistol Whippin' .45.

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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/08/21 12:30:20 PM
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TopicPS5's in stock right now on Walmart.com for Walmart+ members
Rapid99
12/08/21 12:10:00 PM
#3
By the time you hit Post, no they aren't.

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TopicI stand before you now, naked and covered with a thick layer of syrup.
Rapid99
12/08/21 10:28:10 AM
#9
The most disgusting pancake I've ever seen. Still a pancake though *casually approaches with fork and knife*

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TopicThe war on Christmas claims another victim
Rapid99
12/08/21 10:25:41 AM
#6
"ANTIFA soldiers spotted at scene, heard chanting 'CANCEL CHRISTMAS' "
-- Fox News, 37 minutes from now

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TopicMagic Johnson's tweets are so good
Rapid99
12/08/21 10:21:37 AM
#6
eston posted...
Norm MacDonald used to do the same thing with golf, it was honestly adorable

New Norm follower: Wait, it's all golf tweets?
Longtime Norm follower: Always has been

And whenever someone would get pissed off about it, he'd just retweet them.

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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/08/21 10:17:10 AM
#76
https://youtu.be/eb1491XSTkw

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TopicPolice: No evidence of sex trafficking in that murder by the vigilante father.
Rapid99
12/07/21 3:48:26 PM
#30
So many people in the original topic now giving this one a wide berth.

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TopicSwitzerland legalizes assisted suicide pods
Rapid99
12/07/21 3:45:53 PM
#21
s0nicfan posted...
And it'll end up being grossly understaffed, saving an untold number of lives as people sitting on hold for an hour waiting to be next in line to die give up trying to die.

My peeing on company time will save lives.

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TopicDo you think Master Balls are unethical?
Rapid99
12/07/21 2:36:33 PM
#11
"They have to test you first" is a pretty blatant lie to make 10 year olds excited to leave home and beat the shit out of animals.

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TopicThe Joker: *claps* "I'm an idea."
Rapid99
12/07/21 2:31:21 PM
#37
BloodMoon7 posted...
Is that an arrow through a robin

The only good thing about this design

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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/07/21 1:18:14 PM
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TopicConservatives are prepping to take on Critical Energy Theory
Rapid99
12/07/21 12:48:40 PM
#2
Is this their new [Topic of the Week]Gate

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TopicThe Scientology base in my city just turned their place into a PokeStop.
Rapid99
12/07/21 12:47:21 PM
#6
Real life evil geniuses

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Topic"Everyone pays for sex in some way"
Rapid99
12/07/21 12:46:30 PM
#8
Is this meme in the room with us right now?

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TopicNazi's tried to take over The Simpsons reddit, got shut down
Rapid99
12/07/21 12:43:43 PM
#8
CyricZ posted...
Wow. One fashy mod becomes a whole heapin' of fashy mods. Wild.

One bored mod letting them all in because the rest of the original mods didn't even check the subreddit anymore is peak reddit moderation.

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TopicI seem to have misplaced my nipples.
Rapid99
12/07/21 12:40:05 PM
#5
Never had this problem because my nipples shine gloriously across the land.

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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/07/21 10:08:28 AM
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TopicRewatching Speed Racer (2008)
Rapid99
12/06/21 3:49:35 PM
#4
Best live action anime.

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TopicIs this a good right-wing meme?
Rapid99
12/06/21 1:47:42 PM
#9
Antivaxxers have a fascination with the diaper comparisons and we're all better off not looking into it.

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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/06/21 5:16:53 AM
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TopicDo you believe Cpt_Pineapple's wife and sister are real
Rapid99
12/05/21 7:10:32 PM
#9
Both are real and are the ones running the Cpt_Pineapple account.

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TopicWhat is the fucking point of the Roomba if it cannot operate independently?
Rapid99
12/05/21 6:01:54 PM
#15
Big_Nabendu posted...
I misread and thought u wrote "I boned it emotionally"

What do you expect, mother? I'm half machine!

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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/05/21 5:49:13 PM
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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/05/21 2:27:40 AM
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TopicIt's called detox, keep doing it
Rapid99
12/04/21 1:27:26 PM
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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/04/21 12:58:47 PM
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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/04/21 2:47:29 AM
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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/03/21 4:31:38 PM
#54
I;m thinking about thos Wind-Brahim

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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/03/21 3:01:09 PM
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TopicKeep sleeping on Amazon if you want to
Rapid99
12/03/21 2:49:59 PM
#12
This is fake right, wtf at the pay gap (or lack thereof) between 80 and 120 hours

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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/03/21 2:37:42 PM
#46
https://youtu.be/rSSK6jOc2F4






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TopicPost memes here 12.0
Rapid99
12/03/21 2:20:32 PM
#424
ThyCorndog posted...
ponder posting has been my new favorite thing



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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/03/21 2:09:00 PM
#43
His reaction when you say you're going to literally crucify him is unbelievably cool-under-pressure.

Or initial reaction I guess, iirc he gets serious after you confirm it

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TopicSomeone has made a documentary about Boogie2988
Rapid99
12/03/21 2:05:15 PM
#5
fohstick posted...

This isn't a "paste what's in your clipboard" topic.

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TopicNobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson.
Rapid99
12/03/21 2:01:08 PM
#40
Not 40 posts in and we're already seeing Benny slander



Wtf is a charlie, Benny???

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