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Jim is a known terrrosist.

btw that cut-rate cat website is janky af

"Make it Rain" doesn't even work, and one of my cats is stuck at the bottom by it's paw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEupZc_njgE

Haha. I was just fuckin around I can piss a straight line 8ft in a perfect arch right onto my head.

There's always some truth in a shit post. Thought I'd help gurl.

Mix packet and water together. Shoot up nose. Watch gunk come out.

@JimCarrysToe do you really have anything to lose?

@CanuckCowboy I spent most of my life having terrible pollen allergies. You know when you feel like there's trash in your nose but blowing never fixes it? Turns out that trash is stuck in these pockets that produce your mucus. This rinse cleans that's out and anything else stuck deep in your sinuses. First time my best friend did it, old dried blood came out. Shit had been stuck in his nose from a nose bleed he had the year before.

https://www.amazon.com/NeilMed-100-Sinus-Rinse-Complete/dp/B000RDZFZ0/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=36B08CDE904OV

This is what I've used for years. Boil some water, let it cool down to your body temp, mix in packet, squirt up one nostril and watch it come out the other. Blow nose then repeat with other nostril.

Like I just told Canuck, get a sinus rinse kit. Shit changed my life. Please PM for further details.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/4/AAEhCpAAC1Xk.jpg

RIP Jerry Stiller

https://www.coinstudy.com/1903-indian-head-penny-value.html

Best you could hope for is a dollar, but in that condition probably not. Cool item though

Alright, let's move on to the absurd
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/9/AAEhCpAAC1XV.jpg

That would be amazing to be with a chick who can't smell. I would be rippin ass all day. I did it with my ex after a point but, I get tired of leaving the new chick and just having a 5 minute blow out.

Maybe you have allergy problems Jim, you ever look into it? Maybe try Zyrtec or Claritin for a bit and see if it helps. Nasal spray can harm your long term sense of smell using it that much.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/6/AAEhCpAAC1XI.jpg

admit that you have a problem and that its you dont have more

I had a prescribed nasal spray and I really miss using it. I guess I should be glad that I didn't get addicted or anything close, but DAMN did it feel good.

Why do nasal sprays always smell like old socks?

I'm sure you can do it. But I don't trust most users on this site. The drinking topic has a pretty good exception rate but I don't know who all comes in here.

Remember that time @JimCarrysToe went to see George ....fucks his name? she said excactly when and where it was. I live really close to Jim and could have known exactly when to pop outta the bushes when she left the theater and doused her in pickle juice. I didn't because i'm not a lunatic, I was busy drinking, and I was engaged at the time I think so I woulda got in trouble.

@JimCarrysToe

I was saying something but tje topic closed and I forget what it was.

That's a good joke though.

I had to take an axe off my 6 year-old daughter because she was fed up with having two brothers and wanted to get rid of one so she could have a sister.
She's now 32 and hates me reminding her about it

Here's an update on that store bought lobster that Jim posted about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPtWC6nS4Gc

They all liked this and I fucking didn't. Still don't. Heard it a thousand times though.

https://youtu.be/ajpYtm-YL2c