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Topiclot's of 2s in today's date
Hambo the Hog
01/22/22 8:55:54 PM
#5
Heartomaton posted...
There will be more next month.
That's what it makes you wonder. How many 2s will there be? Scientists are trying to figure it out.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIf you had be the 3rd guy in the following Final Fantasy threesomes...
Hambo the Hog
01/22/22 1:21:31 PM
#29
UnfairRepresent posted...
Dio and Bartello have 0 votes
1 now. I want to be crushed to death between their big bara tiddies.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicFive Senses
Hambo the Hog
01/22/22 3:38:21 AM
#12
Sight is basically the most useful I guess, but hearing is cool cuz it lets us listen to music.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhen was the last time you drew the male genitalia?
Hambo the Hog
01/22/22 3:32:47 AM
#11
Struggling to think if I have. I've drawn bulges and barely covered dudes, but idk if I ever made the goods themselves.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWait, Princess Jasmine was like 16 and Jafar wanted to hit it?
Hambo the Hog
01/22/22 3:20:11 AM
#31
ROBANN_88 posted...
I understand the bit about it being a power play, but where did you get the idea that he's gay from?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/0/AADHstAAC1ae.jpg

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWait, Princess Jasmine was like 16 and Jafar wanted to hit it?
Hambo the Hog
01/22/22 3:02:35 AM
#26
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
It's Princess Jasmine. No one is that gay.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/5/AADHstAAC1aZ.jpg

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWait, Princess Jasmine was like 16 and Jafar wanted to hit it?
Hambo the Hog
01/22/22 2:41:22 AM
#21
He literally only wanted her for her kingdom. He's gay, dudes.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicThe scientific bond between the girls and the gays.
Hambo the Hog
01/22/22 2:39:10 AM
#4
Sounds legit.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But...
Hambo the Hog
01/21/22 5:22:40 PM
#3
I can't believe you've done this. I've been rickrolled in this, the year of our lord 2022.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicCE Wordle topic
Hambo the Hog
01/21/22 10:54:10 AM
#460
Wordle 216 3/6





Yellow is so yesterday.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicAmount of dishes I've burned because stoves go Hi to Lo instead of Lo to Hi:
Hambo the Hog
01/20/22 6:24:24 PM
#11
ApherosyLove posted...
Can you believe I have a fucking English degree?
I can't even believe I have a degree. Believing anyone else has one is a much easier pill to swallow.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicAmount of dishes I've burned because stoves go Hi to Lo instead of Lo to Hi:
Hambo the Hog
01/20/22 6:15:27 PM
#6
*Number of dishes

Jk who cares about that, sucks about your burgos though. I always turn the dial to the wrong side on the spot that can heat a large pan or a small pan. Every single time I wanna heat a small pan, I turn it to heat a large one instead and visa versa.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicif youre single.. just get a gf.
Hambo the Hog
01/20/22 5:52:16 PM
#20
Kiyune posted...
get a bf
Eww no. Guys are jerks.


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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicif youre single.. just get a gf.
Hambo the Hog
01/20/22 4:27:14 PM
#10
But I'm not interested in women.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI dislike Pete Davidson.
Hambo the Hog
01/20/22 2:24:58 PM
#7
ApherosyLove posted...
He's hot though
He's been looking trashier lately but somehow also more attractive. Like I see him in those smart water commercials and I start to understand why these famous chicks are thirsty for him.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPost Memes Here 14.0
Hambo the Hog
01/20/22 1:15:34 AM
#285
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/1/AADHstAAC06T.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/2/AADHstAAC06U.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/3/AADHstAAC06V.jpg

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicSaw Encanto, my thoughts. WARNING: Long read
Hambo the Hog
01/19/22 10:13:19 PM
#21
Jagr_68 posted...
k.
Okay thanks for the summary. In that case I agree, TC.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicSaw Encanto, my thoughts. WARNING: Long read
Hambo the Hog
01/19/22 7:16:00 PM
#13
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
It felt like it ended suddenly
A lot of the plot felt rushed. Almost the entirety of each character's development took place during their designated song.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicThe _______ of video games is ____ ____ __
Hambo the Hog
01/19/22 6:53:07 PM
#40
The opposite of video games is eating beautiful ass.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicSaw Encanto, my thoughts. WARNING: Long read
Hambo the Hog
01/19/22 6:46:52 PM
#2
tl;dr

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicYou are now a living Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Hambo the Hog
01/19/22 3:48:27 PM
#6
Wreck some shit.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicThe _______ of video games is ____ ____ __
Hambo the Hog
01/19/22 3:31:34 PM
#27
segasaturn posted...
Nope. Try again.
It is true though.

Uhhh... The Twilight of video games is Final Fantasy VII.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicThe _______ of video games is ____ ____ __
Hambo the Hog
01/19/22 3:23:44 PM
#23
The highlight of videogames is slutty male armor.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicbig dick opinions ITT
Hambo the Hog
01/18/22 10:20:18 PM
#8
There's such a thing as too big.

Shishiwakamaru posted...
Briefs are better than boxers. They show the bulge more.
Also this. Briefs are more revealing overall and they accentuate that sweet, sweet bulge. As long as they aren't boring high-rise grandpa briefs.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicSneezed too hard, now I can't hear lower frequencies
Hambo the Hog
01/18/22 9:38:16 PM
#7
Rharyx211 posted...
two-ish hours
Annoying, but I'd give it more time. Worry if it's still a thing in the morning. But then, I'm the type to deny that something is a problem until it's really inconvenient.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicSneezed too hard, now I can't hear lower frequencies
Hambo the Hog
01/18/22 8:51:30 PM
#5
How long has it been since the sneeze?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPost Memes Here 14.0
Hambo the Hog
01/18/22 8:47:47 PM
#249
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/0/AADHstAAC0m6.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/1/AADHstAAC0m7.jpg

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPaper Mario = Dec 10th, Banjo Kazooie = Jan 20th, Majora's Mask...
Hambo the Hog
01/18/22 8:18:19 PM
#2
Sounds reasonable.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicCE Wordle topic
Hambo the Hog
01/17/22 4:50:31 AM
#379
Wordle 212 3/6





Got lucky with this one. I have a feeling a lot of people are gonna have the same word as their second-to-last guess lol.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI hope ____ is in Horizon: Forbidden West * spoilers*
Hambo the Hog
01/16/22 10:24:23 PM
#13
pegusus123456 posted...
No, it was pretty transparently an attempt to stop people from learning he was responsible.
Meh, I always took it as an impulsive move coming from a place of regret. Or like trying to stop history from repeating itself, as if their history would inevitably result in another Ted Faro, so only a clean slate could prevent it.

Erasing all of human history just to save face for people who wouldn't exist until eons after his death seems like a dumb move even for Faro.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI hope ____ is in Horizon: Forbidden West * spoilers*
Hambo the Hog
01/16/22 9:53:35 PM
#10
I doubt he'll be the main antagonist or villain or anything like that. He was never an evil genius, just a greedy bumbling idiot. He never meant to doom the planet or the revival project. He just wanted more money from all sides in the past without realizing the impact it would have and then later thought he knew what was best without actually understanding the plan for the future.

I imagine there'll be some new entity with its own ambitions for the new world, or perhaps a new stooge being played by Hades or what have you.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI hope ____ is in Horizon: Forbidden West * spoilers*
Hambo the Hog
01/16/22 9:33:41 PM
#3
If he isn't alive, it'd be nice to discover more logs that confirm he met an awful end as a result of an arrogant miscalculation.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWould you still be alive with Victorian Era medicine?
Hambo the Hog
01/16/22 2:52:38 PM
#19
Juvenile diabetes. Dead/10

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPeople who play games with the sound off
Hambo the Hog
01/16/22 3:30:20 AM
#49
Yeah if it's a first playthrough I gotta keep the sound on in case there's an audio cue to draw your attention to something or new music. There are so many great tracks in games and it'd be a shame to miss out on a good one. And the music can really help set the mood, whether the plot is important to the game or not.

Sometimes once I've beaten a game and am doing another playthrough or going back to find stuff I missed, I'll turn the sound off and listen to something else. If it's a game with audio cues for combat or for finding secrets, I'm likely to keep the sound on anyway.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDo the characters in animal crossing hit on your character ?
Hambo the Hog
01/15/22 4:21:25 AM
#2
I remember the smug personality was really flirty in New Leaf. It's toned down a fair bit in that regard in New Horizons. But yeah no, there's no romance mechanic in the series if that's what you're asking.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI need Tiktok content ideas
Hambo the Hog
01/14/22 6:24:45 PM
#4
Kool Aid Man Challenge

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicBidoof's life as an HM slave
Hambo the Hog
01/13/22 2:08:46 PM
#17
Alpha218 posted...
How did Lucario miss Aura Sphere. There is no accuracy check on that move
I was wondering that too. Maybe birb used Detect.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicMy roommate took off with my half of the rent. AMA.
Hambo the Hog
01/12/22 4:36:52 PM
#16
_Rinku_ posted...
Tons, including a PS5.

I agreed to give them my half after they paid. They did, I venmo'd them my half, and then the rent check bounced. They currently "don't have the money to pay" so rent is gonna be like... two weeks overdue.
So...you gonna sell it?

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topichave some more horrid portraits
Hambo the Hog
01/12/22 12:46:51 PM
#7
Hey I remember these. They're awesome lol. Uniquely off-putting, but so well done and pleasing to look at.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicNew trailer for Moonfall (Majora's Mask movie)
Hambo the Hog
01/12/22 12:30:26 PM
#3
Featuring Chris Pratt as Link and a graphic sex scene between Anju and Adult Kafei.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicMember when humanity conquered WATER?
Hambo the Hog
01/12/22 12:25:32 PM
#14
Smackems posted...
Nah man we're still doing it

Go look at some water. I guarantee you'll see a boat
Damn dude you're right. Here I thought the war on water was over, but there really do be boats out there still doing the lord's work to this day.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhat Switch games are you looking forward to this year?
Hambo the Hog
01/12/22 12:12:00 PM
#25
BotW2, Bayonetta 3, Kirby, Arceus, Splatoon 3, Sunbreak

Minus whichever of those aren't this year, idk I can't keep track of release dates.

I'm not used to having so many upcoming releases that I actually want to play in such a rapid succession.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicMember when humanity conquered WATER?
Hambo the Hog
01/12/22 11:58:08 AM
#12
Nah, that was before my time.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI am mediocre at photoshopping. Tell me what to photoshop.
Hambo the Hog
01/11/22 10:37:23 PM
#19
segasaturn posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/0/AAeObFAACzC6.jpg
Aww, him so happy and sweet. :]

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI am mediocre at photoshopping. Tell me what to photoshop.
Hambo the Hog
01/11/22 10:20:49 PM
#12
Make a popsicle smiling.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicBidoof's life as an HM slave
Hambo the Hog
01/11/22 7:35:46 PM
#7
So when are we getting an event bidoof with aura sphere? And spin dash.

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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
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