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| Topic | Unnamed 'expert' states opinion as fact, matches my opinion |
| deupd_u 12/14/21 7:02:06 PM #1 | I knew it! I better shitpost this everywhere! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | Why do I have followers? |
| deupd_u 12/13/21 7:22:13 PM #1 | Has mankind finally embraced the religion of deupd_u? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | America: Where you have to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities |
| deupd_u 12/10/21 7:39:14 PM #3 | rexcrk posted... BruhMy bruh is in jail for robbing a liquor store to feed his family (feed them liquor) --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | America: Where you have to work 3 jobs to afford basic necessities |
| deupd_u 12/10/21 7:37:41 PM #1 | My rent is $4,000 My monthly food bill is $2,300 My health insurance is $1,000 (I've never been to a doctor) My student loans are $500,000, and I still can't find a job in my field (influencer) I am a drug addict --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg |
| Topic | It's funny when some women complain about 'unrealistic beauty standards' |
| deupd_u 12/09/21 6:19:38 AM #1 | Are beautiful women not as real as you? Get gud, toots. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | fRichest man on earth ladies and gentlemen |
| deupd_u 12/08/21 6:48:27 PM #7 | None of you care abou this --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I'm sure that dude from Better.com really WANTED to fire all those people |
| deupd_u 12/07/21 6:41:37 AM #1 | Because that's what makes him bust. That's the only explaination. Unbelievable! Down with capitalism --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Boogie2988 has revealed his new girlfriend and new dog |
| deupd_u 12/06/21 8:22:56 PM #5 | It's hilarious how he genuinly views himself as sexy ever since he got the fake rabbit teeth --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I found a hot mom on an Amazon review of some sunglasses |
| deupd_u 12/06/21 8:17:10 PM #4 | Guide posted... that's hot?Elbows too pointy? spikethedevil posted... Uh huh. Unrelated but 2 active posts is odd for that much karma.I actually have a life, these days. Though why you're creeping on me says something about yours --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I found a hot mom on an Amazon review of some sunglasses |
| deupd_u 12/06/21 8:14:03 PM #1 |  God, I wish she were my mom --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Does your carbon monoxide hurt? |
| deupd_u 12/06/21 7:09:04 AM #1 | Because it's killing me! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | My ass |
| deupd_u 12/01/21 8:21:52 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Would you have sex with a woman who is in college/university? |
| deupd_u 11/27/21 1:06:09 PM #4 | Wouldn't have sex with a woman --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Has anyone ever adjusted their microwave power setting? |
| deupd_u 11/27/21 1:03:35 PM #1 | Does Marie Callender think I'm an engineer? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | We're in the middle of a pandemic! |
| deupd_u 11/27/21 8:45:01 AM #1 | Dating anyone these days? "We're in the middle of a pandemic!" Want to take a walk in the park? We're in the middle of a pandemic! Have you bathed this week? We're in the middle of a pandemic! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Madonna leaves fans confused over sexy, butt-baring photo shoot |
| deupd_u 11/25/21 8:14:58 PM #13 | Is that heavy photoshop, or did she get her face done again? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | When you tell the 'men's fashion guru' you spent less than $600 on your shoes |
| deupd_u 11/25/21 9:59:54 AM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7e5Amtmonw --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Did you know deupd_u stands for... |
| deupd_u 11/20/21 5:30:44 PM #1 | The judge when he enters the court room. I've committed many crimes --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Did you know PAWG mean phat ass white girl |
| deupd_u 11/20/21 5:24:13 PM #4 | I thought it was Pussy, Ass, WAP, and 'Gina --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Joel McHale is 50 today |
| deupd_u 11/20/21 5:20:03 PM #7 | Does anyine like that guy? He's a smug asshole. And just look at his face --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | My girlfriend thinks I'm going to the club with the boys tonight |
| deupd_u 11/20/21 5:11:53 PM #5 | Rathinor posted... Lol, TC has chicken legs and his face looks goofy. The only girlfriend he has is of the doll varietyYou've never seen my face.I don't have one. I'm just an orange skull --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | People in their 30s going "I had a traumatic childhood" |
| deupd_u 11/19/21 7:04:20 AM #7 | gunplagirl posted... 5087 karma? TC probably won't lose any.I've been exercising your milquetoast minds for 15 years, and I'll be at it until I'm in the ground looking like  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | People in their 30s going "I had a traumatic childhood" |
| deupd_u 11/19/21 6:47:08 AM #4 | rexcrk posted... Be neat if you elaborated a bit."What have you been doing to improve you life for the last 10 years?" "MuH cHiLdHoOdS":  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | People in their 30s going "I had a traumatic childhood" |
| deupd_u 11/19/21 6:38:47 AM #1 | |
| Topic | My girlfriend thinks I'm going to the club with the boys tonight |
| deupd_u 11/19/21 6:10:06 AM #1 | She doesn't know I'm going to talk to other women there. I might even get another woman's phone number. My girlfriend is so freaking dumb. LOL. The perfect crime --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | "Sorry, our drink machine is down." |
| deupd_u 11/17/21 7:05:08 PM #3 | Last time I went to Burger King, they told me they were out of both fries and ice. That's when I decided to never go again. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | 50 Cent BoTS got a hell of a revive thanks to Xbox |
| deupd_u 11/17/21 6:54:03 AM #2 | Every boss fight is a helicopter --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Why does the left hate Israel |
| deupd_u 11/17/21 6:49:53 AM #3 | JBaLLEN66 posted... Dang Rittenhouse and IsraelIs the left against self defense or something?They're against self defense if they're the ones doing the attacking, yes. If you don't let leftist rampages happen, you're the monster. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Jeff Bezos donates only $500,000 to a charity gala and gets groans. |
| deupd_u 11/17/21 6:46:10 AM #45 | pick4six posted... then you look at his workers suffer conditions in his warehouses.They are totally normal warehouse conditions. Everyone makes a huge fuss about it only because it's Amazon. "They only make $15/hour! And have to actually do the job they were hired to do!" Yeah, like all the other warehouse workers do. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Beto O'rourke running for Gov of Texas never gonna happen sadly |
| deupd_u 11/16/21 7:36:23 PM #15 | |
| Topic | What do straight white men have to be proud of? |
| deupd_u 11/13/21 7:37:09 PM #6 | My straight, white wiener --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Do you post things on the internet you don't believe to forward your narrative? |
| deupd_u 11/12/21 7:21:56 PM #3 | catboy2 posted... noare you sure --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Do you post things on the internet you don't believe to forward your narrative? |
| deupd_u 11/12/21 7:11:11 PM #1 | |
| Topic | I love how right wingers love to bring up how racist other countries are |
| deupd_u 11/09/21 7:54:02 PM #5 | This is a dumb topic, and you know it. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | "I was bullied in high school, it was terrible" |
| deupd_u 11/09/21 7:09:15 PM #9 | MrFingers07 posted... sorry that painful memories like that didn't want to go awayYes, actually. And it's hilarious you say this ironically. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] I'm not your mom. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Candace Owens caught lying about her Covid shot status |
| deupd_u 11/09/21 7:03:03 PM #3 | CARE. Everyone please CARE --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | "I was bullied in high school, it was terrible" |
| deupd_u 11/09/21 6:58:52 PM #1 | You're 35 and still whining about high school. Maybe that says something as to why? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Official Friday night party topic 11/5/21! What the fuck ever |
| deupd_u 11/05/21 6:42:53 PM #1 | You're plans, what you're drinking, how PUMPED you are! Going to the club to hang out with a sexy black woman I met last week. HOOOO BUDDY. Drinking apple cider beer, feeling like a BEAST How bout youuuuuu? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Are you a horny poster? |
| deupd_u 11/04/21 7:56:57 PM #10 | You couldn't comprehend what the FUCK you're dealing with, kiddo. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | My buddy asked me to come to the club tonight, and bailed 90 minutes later |
| deupd_u 10/29/21 9:00:10 PM #3 | David1988 posted... Get some tips from our resident pick up artist and you will ;)How do I give myself tips? --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | My buddy asked me to come to the club tonight, and bailed 90 minutes later |
| deupd_u 10/29/21 8:37:19 PM #1 | Now I'm going to the club by myself >:| I better get LAID for this --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I spend $10k/year on healthcare. Tax increase for M4A would save me much money! |
| deupd_u 10/28/21 7:18:28 AM #3 | This is what happens when check to see what those Reddit clowns are expounding about  --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I spend $10k/year on healthcare. Tax increase for M4A would save me much money! |
| deupd_u 10/28/21 7:10:15 AM #1 | I, in my 20s, with no notable health issues, still somehow spend 50% of my wages from my burgerflipography career, on healthcare!  People lie and put themselves in really unflattering light to promote their generic ideolgies. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Explain to a rational adult how Michael Jackson's skin went from black to white. |
| deupd_u 10/27/21 9:05:04 PM #3 | Vitiligo and make up --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | Who are some posters here you've never seen admit they're wrong even once? |
| deupd_u 10/27/21 8:28:59 PM #24 | |
| Topic | My reaction whenever I hear or see anything racist or disrespecting women |
| deupd_u 10/27/21 7:04:11 PM #1 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7e5Amtmonw --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | These boobs look very fake |
| deupd_u 10/27/21 5:47:40 AM #2 | They're obviously photoshopped, so it's impossible to tell if they are actually fake or not. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I crashed my car on purpose, just to be an agent of chaos |
| deupd_u 10/27/21 5:26:33 AM #1 | My insurance is through the roof. Chaos! --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG |
| Topic | I'm asexual |
| deupd_u 10/27/21 5:25:43 AM #1 | |
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