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TopicCrazy amount of Height discrimination on tik tok
HotLap
10/15/21 12:40:20 PM
#8
https://youtu.be/wTusGC1eSEA

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TopicI don't understand what they were going for with this ad billboard
HotLap
10/15/21 10:42:59 AM
#6
Cpt_Pineapple posted...
my ass is always open

Amen

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TopicRon 'Q' Watkins is running for US Congress
HotLap
10/15/21 10:34:45 AM
#3
soulunison2 posted...
Lmao dude just has to Reveal he was Q and hell win by a landslide, fucking cult it is

I think it might have the opposite effect. Most Q cultists believe Q is some high-ranking government official with top-level security clearance. If Ron gives away the game and people realize Q is this fucking guy it might break the illusion for some.

just kidding LOL if he tells everyone hes Q all the Q anoners will just say no ur not

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TopicPost a funny pic from your phone
HotLap
10/13/21 9:33:47 AM
#13


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TopicPeople get banned and Error dances
HotLap
10/13/21 9:31:57 AM
#52
And I've been telling Error... Let's go to LUE together! Let's beat SBAllen! I told him all the things we could... we could... And all along, the whole time, I didn't know anything! But Error, he'd... just smile.

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TopicITT: You cringe, you lose.
HotLap
10/10/21 12:23:33 AM
#2
Oh no.

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TopicShocking video of drive by shooting in Minneapolis
HotLap
10/07/21 10:18:53 AM
#11
Dude was already lying on the ground and being cooperative when he was kicked and punched multiple times for no fucking reason.

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TopicIs it wrong to fuck Hobbits?
HotLap
10/02/21 3:31:22 PM
#10
Is second breakfast slang for eatin ass?

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TopicFirst Friday! Who's drinking?
HotLap
10/01/21 7:51:07 PM
#15
I made eye contact with a guy selling weird Whistlepig canned cocktails in the liquor store. So now Im drinking weird Whistlepig canned cocktails.

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TopicDo you use butter or olive oil to cook eggs?
HotLap
09/23/21 6:10:43 PM
#23
Simp posted...
Cook them? I just crack 'em open into my mouth.

Crack them? You can just munch that rind, the skins delish.

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TopicThis super sexual PETA ad tho
HotLap
09/23/21 5:58:48 PM
#9
WingsOfGood posted...
don't eat animals

stick your rod in fruits

wait...

Man I was gonna eat that fruit. Now I gotta eat this chicken.

Unless anyone fucked this chicken

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TopicYou think it'd be unacceptable to masturbate in front of Scooby Doo?
HotLap
09/09/21 4:38:35 PM
#6
eston posted...
The real question is whether or not Scooby likes peanut butter

I wouldnt be able to sleep at night if I tricked Scooby into polishing my Scooby Shaft from tip to root.

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TopicYou think it'd be unacceptable to masturbate in front of Scooby Doo?
HotLap
09/09/21 4:33:31 PM
#1
Like a regular dog wouldnt give a shit. Would Scoob? I still view Scoob as more dog than person, so I think Id give it a shot. After the first ruh roh I hear, Im out.

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TopicCould you ever date a vegetarian?
HotLap
08/30/21 4:28:45 PM
#5
My roommates are both vegetarians. When Im cooking, I usually like to at least be able to offer what I make to the people I live with, so Ive been obviously making more vegetarian meals. I agree with TC, I dont really miss it. I still cook meat occasionally, but for the most part Ill make vegetarian meals.

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TopicPoll of the day triggered me...
HotLap
08/10/21 9:14:34 AM
#6
Ignore these heathens TC. We are righteous.

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TopicMLBCE - You have a DH who only hits .220 but...
HotLap
08/07/21 7:55:42 PM
#3
Absolutely.

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