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Topic	Yo, I really want to ask her out. But dunno how to do it.
stoltenberg11 05/24/21 1:42:05 AM #20	cuttin_in_farm posted... And last she was questioning if she was Jesus and that I need to surrender to God. wut --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	The average woman in 2020 weighs 4 lbs more than the average man in 1960
stoltenberg11 05/22/21 7:15:11 AM #60	NoxObscuras posted... Lmao. CE's standards for weight are outrageous as always. 170 pounds would be considered an unhealthy weight, but it's not big at all. Examples: 5'4, 170 pounds 5'3, 170 pounds Yeah, those women are totally breaking pelvises lmao. That first chick is definitely not 170 pounds --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	PROOF that Joe Biden is ruining America
stoltenberg11 05/15/21 7:27:22 PM #5	Damn_Underscore posted... Chick Fil-A has decent food but it's not worth waiting in the insanely long lines Agreed, the southern obsession with it is weird. I nearly ran into a car that was waiting inline at Chick Fil A once...the line had backed out into the street I was driving down. --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Would you have sexual intercourse with this woman?
stoltenberg11 05/15/21 4:11:40 PM #32	If she wasn't 4'9'' she'd be really hot --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Was X's death in Game of Thrones the most lulzy in the entire show? SPOILERS
stoltenberg11 05/15/21 4:01:04 PM #46	DrizztLink posted... Pretty sure they flat-out said it more than once. Like ~~when Bitch Boy fired him from the King's Guard, he drew his sword, told the six guards he could slice the lot of them apart, is believed, tosses down the sword, bounces.~~ That's true, but is also just a bunch of people respecting his reputation. Did he every actually do anything cool in the show? Idr it very well and refuse to watch it again. I know we didn't get that cool scene where he destroys the pit fighters. --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Was X's death in Game of Thrones the most lulzy in the entire show? SPOILERS
stoltenberg11 05/15/21 2:23:14 AM #35	I didn't think Barristan's death in the show was really that bad. It was just him and Greyworm vs a bunch of enemies, and show Barristan was an older guy who was never really portrayed as the best swordsman in the world like he was in the books. --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Damn June bugs.
stoltenberg11 05/15/21 1:33:52 AM #2	I hate when they randomly fly at your face --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Game map size comparison.
stoltenberg11 04/29/21 2:48:10 AM #25	Malcrasternus posted... With Elite, everyone used to start off in the same system, and some places are a lot more lucrative than others for certain activities(trading, mining, bounty hunting) which keeps those certain areas populated. Plus there's occasional community goals that has players congregate to either help or foil the goal set, which helps bring people into the same instance there too. But you can just go off your own way and just get lost in the stars. Here's me visiting Betelgeuse a year or so ago. The star is fucking huge. The planet I'm on in that picture is as far away from Betelgeuse as Neptune is from our sun. Oh wow thats really cool that you can do that. I also didn't know it was based off our own galaxy either. What are the planets like? Just a small space on each one that you can land on or are they somehow fully detailed? --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Game map size comparison.
stoltenberg11 04/29/21 2:07:51 AM #17	I never played NMS or Elite Dangerous, but how does that even work to have gameworld that big? Like you would never find another player. Even the bigger land-based maps are so big there's no way they could actually be fully detailed and most of the map wouldn't even be worth going to, right? Has anyone played any of those bigger games? --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Amouranth's IG page in a nutshell
stoltenberg11 04/28/21 3:47:39 AM #28	Amouranth was probably hot once before she started enhancing her assets out of proportion --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Fire Force has way too much unnecessary fan service spoilers
stoltenberg11 04/28/21 3:33:02 AM #7	It's pretty unremarkable as far as shounen go. Not worth a watch unless you either really really like the genre or have never seen one before. I guess the visuals and sound fx are pretty good, but it feels disappointing for a show based on a religion centered around fire. --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	She says 'Hey ugly, I wonder what will break first. Your spirit, or your body.'
stoltenberg11 04/27/21 6:51:10 PM #13	Dark_SilverX posted... imagine lickin those muscles rub your tongue over those vein bumps --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Scenario: There is a huge Earthquake and a couple is in lethal peril
stoltenberg11 04/19/21 6:07:32 PM #9	UnfairRepresent posted... He's not hanging from an edge If you can lift a car battery you can drag him to safey Um no sir it's still going to be way easier to lift a car battery than drag that fat man to safety --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Post beautiful Asian women ITT Part TWO
stoltenberg11 04/17/21 2:35:46 PM #69	https://www.instagram.com/therealangelloweee/ --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Most attractive women are from east coast. Ugliest women are from the south.
stoltenberg11 04/06/21 8:08:21 PM #35	bobbaaay posted... and big bugs were eradicated lmao you have a problem with our bugs of all things? --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Most attractive women are from east coast. Ugliest women are from the south.
stoltenberg11 04/06/21 7:47:11 PM #20	How is Michigan one of the best states for attractive women but Michigan's largest city is one of the worst cities for attractive women? --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Anything wrong with a 33 year old dating a 19 year old?
stoltenberg11 04/01/21 2:00:16 AM #72	Who cares as long as you're both happy and aren't hurting anyone --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Pizzaception. would you eat?
stoltenberg11 04/01/21 1:59:19 AM #11	It's basically just a bunch of extra crust --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Baylor coach Kim Mulkey calls for NCAA tourney to continue with no COVID testing
stoltenberg11 03/31/21 1:45:19 AM #56	Conception616 posted... Maybe there is a reason she is only 58 and looks like walking death. Was expecting this to be an exaggeration but good god she looks rough --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	New CoD will be set in WW2
stoltenberg11 03/27/21 1:09:38 AM #46	how new and exciting --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	why do zoomers prefer feeds over boards?
stoltenberg11 03/24/21 11:33:22 AM #3	zoomers is such a dumb name --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	CBS is the adult version of Disney Channel screenplay writing (trailer)
stoltenberg11 03/21/21 5:41:11 PM #21	Smashingpmkns posted... Wonder if CBS will pick up my pitch for a workplace comedy show set in Abu Ghraib. Can't wait to hear the laugh track explode when the prisoners finally get to put the panties on your head! --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	The perfect girl but she's a cyborg, more machine than man.
stoltenberg11 03/20/21 8:29:55 PM #9	Is she twisted and evil? --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Post beautiful Asian women ITT Part TWO
stoltenberg11 03/19/21 11:00:04 PM #21	https://www.instagram.com/_boblow/ https://www.instagram.com/cathrynli/ --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	Partied with a girl all night. Things started off amazing and got ghetto quick.
stoltenberg11 03/16/21 5:37:31 AM #62	R1masher posted... Portaparty partypotty --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	The Last Jedi is a good movie.
stoltenberg11 03/08/21 6:45:33 AM #31	It's pretty bad. The Kylo/Rey stuff was about the only good part of the movie but Rian didn't pay it off well. --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
Topic	IYO, which country contributed most to the defeat of the Nazis?
stoltenberg11 03/08/21 6:32:27 AM #7	It was Germany for trying to invade Russia in the winter --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate
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